The Six Million Dollar Nebularomantic DemiMan

Poppy29252 · 2021-06-16T14:17:43+00:00

Nebularomantic relationships should be between one astronomer and one universe.

Poppy29252 · 2021-04-08T19:58:33+00:00

Everything is a fetish to them.

I'm eating pineapple right now. MUST BE A FETISH.

You drive a car....every day? FETISH.

You desire sex with people you're attracted to and not with people you're not attracted to? FETISHIZING FREAK.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-20T11:30:49+00:00

I identify as a violent eye roll.

Poppy29252 · 2020-12-30T15:00:35+00:00

Makes me think of a friend of a friend who's a trans man. She came out randomly one day, asked to be called Felix. A couple weeks later she was at our mutual friend's house warming party and some guy bumped into her and she was like "You hit me in my dick, bro."

She's living her best straight girl life as a gay man now.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-29T04:00:33+00:00

"I like dick when it's attached to a woman."

Whatever you say hetero Hannah.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-12T03:44:26+00:00

I enjoy the sense of power and achievement I feel when a man comes.

Yes all of us lesbians regularly jerk men off until orgasm in order to feel pride and security in our homosexuality. 😬👍

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-05T19:04:10+00:00

I'm not Tinkerbell, I'm still a lesbian even if you don't believe in me.

Men 🤷‍♀️

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-29T23:03:24+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT!?

This dude feels sad about the "general lesbian rejection to dicks in the lesbian community" !?!?!?

NO FUCKING WAY, YOU DON'T SAY???

I hate people. I hate this guy. I hate the people who think like him. Fucking stupid.

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-18T05:09:16+00:00

see where that gets them

Where will it get me, please I'm begging you to tell me. Are you gonna type at me in all caps? Call me a TERF? Say I'm gatekeeping or invalidating "lesbians" who enjoy sucking dick?

Like I need a 14 year old rebel to tell me what a lesbian is.

Poppy29252 · 2021-01-04T20:41:22+00:00

Well they're both men so don't feel too bad.

Poppy29252 · 2020-12-10T14:04:06+00:00

Those coward lesbians, not sucking dick...

Poppy29252 · 2020-07-22T18:32:36+00:00

Here we go.

Poppy29252 · 2021-11-03T14:37:18+00:00

Some dude's advice to two sexually inexperienced women is that they should do anal because he loves getting his ass eaten.

Truly amazing.

Poppy29252 · 2021-06-03T02:08:45+00:00

Yeah it's the month for my "bi" "friend" to post about how bi people in hetero seeming relationships are valid.

Please, tell me more about the one time you kissed a girl while drunk.

Poppy29252 · 2022-01-06T21:23:24+00:00

I'm so glad I'm "just" a lesbian.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-13T14:02:16+00:00

I wonder what part of the "LGBTQ+" she belongs to? Plussexual?

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-08T05:01:12+00:00

Only real men have uterus linings that slough off once a month.

Obviously.

Poppy29252 · 2021-11-23T13:16:55+00:00

The only person who can dictate your identity is yourself.

And yet they all act like Tinkerbell, fading away from existence if we don't enthusiastically validate them.

Poppy29252 · 2021-01-31T15:29:13+00:00

his heads gonna explode when he learns about xenogenders and neopronouns 😭

(i say this as a catgender person)

"Some days I lick my asshole for 10 minutes, other days I crouch on the living room rug and hork a few times till I vomit a hairball. Both actions really validate me as catgender."

Poppy29252 · 2020-12-30T05:04:23+00:00

Bend the knee/bend the knee

Poppy29252 · 2020-07-14T13:58:59+00:00

I learned I still don't want dick, even if it's on a man with shitty eyeliner and a wearing a dress, so there's that.

Poppy29252 · 2021-07-02T13:59:32+00:00

Genderfluid couch, also known as a topography map.

I love the tweet that says these couches make them feel seen and loved. It's a fucking couch.

Poppy29252 · 2021-03-11T18:59:30+00:00

Thankfully not single either, I ended up with a TERF girlfriend without looking for one on purpose so we're just living our evil bigot TERF lives together.

Also laughing at them saying we're just single and lonely and jealous.

Poppy29252 · 2021-03-11T14:41:33+00:00

Superstraight is a sexuality built on exclusion

But like.......isn't that ultimately how all sexualities work.

Poppy29252 · 2020-12-31T13:02:53+00:00

Everything is valid, because god forbid anyone make an explicit definition for anything out of the fear of INVALIDATING and GATEKEEPING, the woke boogeymen. 👻😱

Poppy29252 · 2021-12-25T17:45:26+00:00

I'll take it, makes me sound a lot cooler and rebellious than I really am.

Poppy29252 · 2020-12-28T20:54:50+00:00

I always wondered what that meant. What my mind went to every time was dry breast skin that left little flakies in your bra. 🤷‍♀️

Poppy29252 · 2020-11-25T19:29:50+00:00

Hello fellow "Kate Winslet's boobs in Titanic" lesbian.

Poppy29252 · 2020-07-16T19:40:19+00:00

They're "white cis gays," they're the ~oppressors~.

Poppy29252 · 2021-03-16T13:24:31+00:00

Is it perhaps that people see a removal of their genitalia as throwing away sexuality

Anyone who believes that is vanilla as fuck

Fucking prude cishet colonists, using their sex organs to have sex.

Poppy29252 · 2021-03-15T17:33:03+00:00

although I masturbated more like a girl rubbing her clit than like a guy jerking off

Haha whaaaatttt??? The images my mind created are just too hilarious.

Poppy29252 · 2021-03-02T14:50:02+00:00

Hard no. I wouldn't date a woman who thought she was a man, or one who called herself queer, nonbinary, gender fluid, gender queer, or whatever else they're making up these days.

Those are all part of a personality I'm not into.

I'm into butch women but not when they think their button downs make them a man.

Poppy29252 · 2020-10-13T19:40:43+00:00

Identity is created by the brain. Brains are biological constructs. Thus, trans men are "biological men" because their biological brains identify them as men.

If our thoughts altered material reality, there would be no trans people because their brains would have instantly turned them into the sex they wish they were.

Also, Santa would exist. 🤘🎅

Poppy29252 · 2020-10-03T14:01:41+00:00

Humans share 35% of our DNA with daffodils yet, oddly, we are not daffodils.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-13T19:43:37+00:00

No matter your harassment or assault or murder, you're still a man.

C'est la vie.

Poppy29252 · 2021-06-27T02:47:30+00:00

Haven't seen it yet but since I'm Italian I'm obligated to at some point.

Poppy29252 · 2021-06-03T02:06:59+00:00

Questioning should still work. "I question if this is red or green..."

Poppy29252 · 2020-10-14T18:08:21+00:00

You're invalidating my existence as Wariogender.

Poppy29252 · 2020-07-15T04:32:13+00:00

Is Stonewall the only thing that has ever happened and everyone and their crackhead grandma needs to jump on board all of a sudden??

The first brick caused the Big Bang and the universe has been expanding from there since 1969.

It's basic scientific theory. Duh.

Poppy29252 · 2020-07-11T17:05:43+00:00

if you were like sure I’ll date this person and then you find out that they are trans and then you all of a sudden don’t want to date them is hurting that person because they will feel like something is wrong with them and we need to stop that so that they feel valid and welcome in society so blocking them out is really bad

🤪🤪🤪

Poppy29252 · 2021-04-12T17:27:00+00:00

I wonder if feminine penises get pink bubblegum cigars when they're born instead of blue.

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-09T16:19:45+00:00

I haven't gotten that one before but I hear about it a lot. If I did though....bro I am a GIFT that no man could dream of being good enough for.

Poppy29252 · 2021-01-13T18:58:01+00:00

I feel like those women aren't lesbians.

Poppy29252 · 2020-12-19T14:30:31+00:00

I don't understand how calling the specific body part "clit" or "pussy" or using the term "cunnilingus" is comfortable but then, seeing the forest for the trees, saying "woman" or "female" makes her spiral out.

Poppy29252 · 2020-09-21T19:57:57+00:00

Hell yeah, somnigender because I am so fucking tired of peoples' shit.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-27T17:58:31+00:00

Boobs are boobs.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-18T19:51:48+00:00

I mean, I do cook for myself so yeah I'll eventually be in my kitchen tonight. Don't you make your own meals too? Weird.

Poppy29252 · 2020-07-17T17:23:15+00:00

Sorry bro, you can try to subcategorize us all you want but we are the lesbians and you're a man with shitty lipstick.

Poppy29252 · 2020-07-11T12:20:25+00:00

Yeah I would be comfortable betting most of the world doesn't believe men can "become" women. Hell I would bet most of TQ don't truly believe it themselves. It's just a competition.

"I'm the most woke!"

"No, I'M the most woke!!!"

"NO!..."

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-26T23:07:42+00:00

Boobs just hit different for those who had to earn them.

These people fucking disgust me.

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-25T04:52:38+00:00

I dunno, I don't typically think much. It would have to be a set of specific appearance choices until I start thinking anything in particular. Adults with dyed hair, tattoos, and/or piercings are so, so common where I live.

It would have to be like, blue hair + pixie cut + kiddie back pack + skinny jeans with combat boots. Once she starts looking like she dresses as if she's still a junior in high school, that's when I question things.

Poppy29252 · 2020-12-07T20:40:04+00:00

This is where they bring up two-spirit and pretend like they're not being racist with their noble savage tropes.

Poppy29252 · 2020-10-07T04:15:10+00:00

I was under the impression most people think a DD cup is "the" big size, or at least the most desired size. Makes sense then that a guy wanting to be a woman thinks a DD cup is the goal.

DD's are already too big

On another note, as a 32H I would kill to be as "small" as a 32DD.

Poppy29252 · 2020-09-02T22:12:53+00:00

The trans woman period thing just cracks me up. Don't ever, would never, have never had the proper body part and you're confusing gastrointestinal upset, craving sweets, and male angst as period symptoms.

Yes I am sure you are feeling phantom uterine contractions, Lilith.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-14T01:57:43+00:00

My favorite is seeing them call themselves "butch dykes."

I can't even decide what's more disgusting. Men acting and dressing like misogynistic caricatures and calling themselves "women," or men just growing their hair long and wearing slightly tighter clothes and calling themselves "butch dykes."

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-05T22:59:38+00:00

Didn't you post at least five variations of this question in like, one week, on GCdebatesQT before the ban? Go away.

Poppy29252 · 2020-07-22T17:35:20+00:00

Misogyny. Society hates women, society hates feminism, "TERF" and "transphobe" are just now acceptable ways to hate women.

Poppy29252 · 2021-09-22T14:44:57+00:00

I see that accusation online but that's about it. I assume it's because people buy into the idea that women are only as valuable as how attractive they are to men. So of course a man pretending to be a woman will bring up how fuckable or desirable he is compared to "real" women he deems undesirable.

Of all the things in the world I am jealous or envious of, a man in a dress isn't one of them.

Poppy29252 · 2021-03-10T21:26:14+00:00

After a while all I could think of was "Why am I talking to these children, and why on earth are they allowed to set the tone of these discussions?"

Yes. I have always felt and wondered the same thing and it drives me fucking insane to think some angsty pre teen is the one calling me a transphobic nazi TERF.

I interacted a bit on the super straight subreddit while it was up and a TRA said relationships should be based on romantic attraction, not sexual. After I asked why they said I should be put in horny jail.

It just pains me too much to believe that could be an adult.

Poppy29252 · 2021-03-02T13:34:00+00:00

In the same vein, I always wonder about if "woman" and "man" are defined as "someone who identifies as a woman/man," how do trans people know what physical characteristics to mimic?

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-25T05:18:55+00:00

Hahahaha....ugh...🙁

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-20T19:36:13+00:00

They always seem to think that non-white culture consists only of being poor and uneducated.

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-15T18:22:17+00:00

Most TERFs are actually straight, white women.

Keep telling yourself that as if it gives your argument more clout.

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-12T13:58:39+00:00

Isn't that what we see them say?

"Only ______ are real _______ because they had to work for it."

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-09T14:16:39+00:00

I’ve literally never seen any of this terf vs queer drama IRL. It’s entirely online...

Someone said this and I always wonder where people are able to totally avoid the queer bullshit in real life. I'm not a very social person, I'm not in any way active in the LGBT community, yet I and my girlfriend have been exposed to the "fuck TERFs" and "cis lesbians are shit" and "hearts not parts" rhetoric from people we know. We drive down town and what was supposed to be murals for the black community has way too many trans ones to ignore. We don't go to anything LGB related because we learned quickly it's overrun by trans and every combination of straight queer you can imagine.

It's of course not an every day occurrence but it's there.

Poppy29252 · 2020-12-10T13:32:49+00:00

Even if it was the same as a vagina, I wouldn't want to sleep with a man because he's still just a man. They can never grasp that point.

I don't care how well a man mimics the appearance of a woman or how genuinely he believes he's a woman. He is a man. I don't want him.

Poppy29252 · 2020-11-17T22:57:45+00:00

I dunno why but this is fucking hilarious.

Poppy29252 · 2020-10-07T19:50:44+00:00

A lot of TERFs funnily enough happen to be political lesbians

I love this argument. "You're not even really a lesbian!....or whatever......I bet..."

They refuse to accept actual gay people aren't bending the knee to the trans cult.

Poppy29252 · 2020-10-02T19:29:04+00:00

"Can women be individuals with personalities or are we just stock characters in a straight-to-VHS movie? Please help."

Poppy29252 · 2020-09-28T19:29:30+00:00

They just have to say the words "I am nonbinary" and because they and many others live in lala land, it makes it the infallible truth.

There is a post on LGBdropttheT right now linking to r/lgbt with someone unironically describing their "species dysphoria" of being a dragon.

I promise you, I am not joking.

Poppy29252 · 2020-09-24T22:13:16+00:00

Is high academese from a Robert Jordan novel?

Poppy29252 · 2020-09-17T19:37:25+00:00

The idea that gay men don't like pussy and lesbians don't like dick is rooted in homosexuality. Literally that is it. Our sexualities don't exist to make you happy.

Poppy29252 · 2020-09-02T22:14:34+00:00

We're the ultimate validation factory.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-03T20:41:45+00:00

My opinion? Straight white men aren't "cool" and found a way to be socially relevant.

Poppy29252 · 2020-07-11T17:07:26+00:00

No unattractive lesbian would date them. Just bi or het women with an aversion to vaginas, like I've said.

They need our sexualities for that sweet validation they crave and that's why they target us.

Poppy29252 · 2021-12-06T04:10:42+00:00

Morbid curiosity sent me down a rabbit hole on that sub.... weirdest thing to me is honestly how much they say dude, bro, or man compared to other unrelated subs.

It's like there's an evil choir chanting in the background "Validate! Validate! Validate! Validate! Validate!"

Poppy29252 · 2021-09-15T12:57:31+00:00

Genitals are just really weird when you think about them, which is why I try not to

Like vaginas are a little gross all the time if you think about it

I think I'm the weirdo on this one but I'm not a huge fan of genitals either way

I refuse to believe any of these people are over 18 or have had a healthy sexual relationship.

Poppy29252 · 2021-05-06T19:46:41+00:00

The same way all men do because they are men.

Poppy29252 · 2021-05-01T13:36:53+00:00

This idea is a thing already and they say then that bisexuality is transphobic because it invalidates trans people by not including them.

The flip side of the coin also happens, where pansexuality is considered transphobic because it suggests trans people are "not really the gender they identify as," meaning bisexual should be good enough of a descriptor.

They are never happy. Never.

Poppy29252 · 2021-04-15T22:13:30+00:00

When they believe they've achieved the highest level of woke, they can say whatever they want and believe it the most enlightened words ever spoken.

Not dating a trans person is like not dating a black person.
The sex binary is white colonialism.
TERFs are white feminism.

Poppy29252 · 2021-03-07T16:39:48+00:00

The negative comments are telling and I hope "normal" people are having their eyes opened to what's happening in the community lately.

A conversation I just had:

Me: "That is a very long winded way of saying lesbians who don't view men as women are detriments to society."

TRA who describes herself as a cis lesbian: "I wouldn’t call them complete detriments entirely, I still believe they can do some things and still deserve some things, but I most certainly looking down upon them. I find them disgraceful and somebody I cannot respect."

Mind boggling.

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-15T01:27:18+00:00

The most evil state of being to these people is cis/het/white, they believe the white man colonized the world with ~the binary~, so naturally anyone who disagrees with them is a white supremacist. Plus the woke white people who say this have to get their woke points somewhere when there isn't a BLM march for them to co-opt with trans posters.

It would shatter their egos if they came to terms with the fact non-white people actually DID and still DO know what male and female are without white people having to educate them, disregarding how the majority of trans are middle class straight white men. 🤭

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-09T20:52:31+00:00

I would say you're an asshole but I mean, if you were my friend and said the same thing you just posted, I would laugh with you.

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-09T16:23:32+00:00

Yes, making friends. I don't know how I will ever make friends who aren't straight. Like people mentioned in the reddit thread, it's easier to find similarities and friendship with straight people than those in the community anymore.

Poppy29252 · 2021-02-02T20:57:52+00:00

Valid, gatekeeping, inclusive, intersectional, queer. It's rare to see them used in any sort of meaningful way anymore.

Queer is on its own special platform I think. I'm SO FUCKING TIRED of it being used as a personality trait for straight people who feel like they're boring and passé and can't be bothered to pick up an unusual hobby instead. I'm so tired of seeing straight people say it to describe the gay community like it never meant anything else. Like it was never said while beating a gay man to death. But whatever.

Poppy29252 · 2020-12-10T20:24:34+00:00

What a pile of dog shit. For my own sanity I'm choosing to believe this is satire.

Poppy29252 · 2020-11-06T23:15:05+00:00

Everybody hates you. :)

I dunno I'm pretty cool, I don't think everybody hates me.

Poppy29252 · 2020-10-11T01:11:33+00:00

The tangent explaining fuck 12 is just as funny as the post itself.

Poppy29252 · 2020-09-07T17:25:39+00:00

Sarcasm and the internet are the worst combo.

The whole thing is depressing. These two are praised as YAAASSS 🔥🔥🔥 QUEENS and then the rest of us are accused of not being "real lesbians" because we exclude trans women from our sex lives.

Poppy29252 · 2020-09-07T17:19:05+00:00

Pretty sure they don't deserve to be murdered. What the fuck.

Poppy29252 · 2020-09-03T17:58:52+00:00

I took it to mean midwestern US.

Edit I just realized others answered you, I don't really understand how to read reply chains on here

Poppy29252 · 2020-09-01T19:40:36+00:00

i commented "a boy needs to do boy things and a girl needs to do girl things"

I would say gendering actions, likes, dislikes, personalities, etc. is more pro-trans than not but that's just me.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-22T19:52:17+00:00

Guess I'm a strange one then.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-19T19:26:57+00:00

Not sure men ever make calculated attempts to make women feel good about themselves.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-19T19:24:59+00:00

It's been amusing seeing the liberal feminists i know or follow talk about ending sex trafficking and then a few days later say men are insecure when their girlfriends make Only Fans because they can't control them anymore.

Uh huh.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-18T22:18:06+00:00

Is the fact we can and do so many other things, and successfully, the reason you're throwing a tantrum?

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-17T19:26:13+00:00

I don't think it matters how many lesbians or women dress this way in real life, he's still just a dude in a skirt. Him being a porn obsessed man is what makes him believe this is how women look day to day, it's what he's attracted to, and it's why he feels confident about showing himself off like that. Lesbians are attracted to women, he's attracted to women, what's the difference, right?

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-10T17:09:27+00:00

You remind me of the Time Cube guy.

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-10T12:50:53+00:00

Er, what?

Poppy29252 · 2020-08-07T18:11:25+00:00

I keep my nails short because of my work, I don't like scraping myself on accident, and I find the maintenance of shorter nails easier. For others...I have cats, I have a Subaru, there's probably more.

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