Bi Puns

PatsyStone · 2021-10-25T12:47:59+00:00

It's mostly /b/ and /pol/ that cause all of the trouble. The Obama Admin tried to shut them down, the FBI has been caught trying to entrap posters, they're paranoid for a reason. 90% of the weird shit they do (including the slurs, supposedly) is trickery designed to give the longtime regular posters some control over the board. Baneposting certainly serves that function on /tv/. There's a whole back end to the site where you can check stats, and regulars can signal to each other without openly saying anything.

Some boards are friendlier than others, I think https://boards.4chan.org/ic/ is the most welcoming to new people that I've seen, but you have to be serious about drawing.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-24T19:08:15+00:00

I'll put this to the women... how many of these did you do? I didn't get into old movies until I was older and I was not allowed to wear makeup 🚫 I think I snuck makeup to school the first time when I was maybe 14?

PatsyStone · 2021-10-24T18:45:54+00:00

Taskmaster sucks without an audience. I've given up on the new season.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-24T18:39:41+00:00

I'm so tempted to tag random pics #dominantandinfertile, just to get the tag going.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-24T16:36:07+00:00

They're serious about forcing new people to lurk, it can be difficult to figure out the site mechanics since they'll only explain things piecemeal.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-24T16:33:18+00:00

This is a good thing and I'm happy to see it, however, there are many subcultures in Canada and elsewhere where lack of belief in gender ideology has been mainstream for years. Conservatives, minority ethnic groups, religious groups, etc.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-24T16:29:37+00:00

Poorly executed meme, on top of everything else 😥

PatsyStone · 2021-10-24T13:59:24+00:00

I'm convinced there are a lot of professional comedians posting on /tv/. Where else is there to go?

PatsyStone · 2021-10-24T13:56:44+00:00

These women are mentally ill, a lot of them are reacting to a toxic environment where their needs aren't met and they don't have the skillset or awareness to tackle their problems head on 🤷‍♀️

Just because this is so widespread doesn't change what it is. It has metastisized into a social problem but it's a million little tragedies all playing out in the same way.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-24T01:35:34+00:00

What a bright and cheery scrap quilt.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-22T19:14:41+00:00

That's the spirit.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-22T19:13:59+00:00

I thought it wasn't possible to fire prop guns anymore?

PatsyStone · 2021-10-19T19:34:39+00:00

This is from a counseling website? A study help website? Who published this?

PatsyStone · 2021-10-19T01:23:11+00:00

Gay means homosexual in general, not specifically men. There's no specific noun for gay men.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-16T00:48:33+00:00

Since 1994, they say.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-16T00:14:29+00:00

He's a master of digging up underreported scandals, especially pertaining to the left, and delicately crowbarring them into his personal mythology of predatory interdimensional space vampires secretly ruling the world.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-16T00:12:40+00:00

You've badly misread the room.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-15T17:14:41+00:00

Wouldn't we all have loved a supported youth!

Who actually gets one?

PatsyStone · 2021-10-15T15:48:19+00:00

He bullied one of my family member's friends to suicide. Why? The friend's son died during the Sandy Hook shooting, which Alex Jones thought was a hoax. I do like to fucking laugh at him though because of what a crazy idiot he is.

Nonsense

PatsyStone · 2021-10-15T15:46:25+00:00

Alex Jones is a shock jock for the non-Americans who might not be aware. He often mixes insider political gossip with wild fantasy and leaves it to his viewers to figure out what he's making up.

Crowder is a conservative comedian and has a morning show that is wildly popular with people in their 20s and 30s. The fact that this skit aired on his show means this is a mainstream issue on the American right. It has been for at least a couple of years, but going on Crowder is like going on network television.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-14T01:32:39+00:00

PatsyStone · 2021-10-13T11:58:17+00:00

It just leaked into an unattractive little puddle on the platter and deflated the pumpkin a little. Stew is thick so it was just broth that leaked out.

It was my Show Stoppah, though, so I'm aiming for total perfection this time.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-13T06:38:51+00:00

The pride flag is starting to look like a Missoni couch pattern.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-12T21:29:56+00:00

He found a niche in the market and exploited it, I wouldn't think he's obligated to donate any money he's made to anything. He's a douche and a tool, but his customers are the problem, not him. He's straightforward about what he's doing.

The original pride flag was a reworked version of the PACE flag that had been in use since the 60s, itself based on the Cursillo banners first used sometime in the late '40s.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-12T20:24:59+00:00

I'll be baking beef stew inside of a pumpkin soon, which I successfully did last year. I still haven't figured out how to serve it to where everyone gets a good bit of pumpkin but you don't puncture the pumpkin and leak stew onto the platter.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-12T20:12:40+00:00

Demi Lovato is either seriously mentally ill, or an attention whore, or both.

Does it show that much? 🤣

Honestly, this could be a world-class troll, who knows. Probably not.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-12T18:01:39+00:00

We read it in school, the gay subplot was glossed over by our teacher but we did spend a lot of time talking about love between friends and what love looks like. We (the students) picked up on it and did not treat the idea with respect, let's say. Same with Lord of the Flies.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-12T17:57:21+00:00

Headless Horseman? Just a horseman. Headed people are so head-centric.

La Llorrona? Le Llorrone. Did you ask their gender?

PatsyStone · 2021-10-12T17:49:12+00:00

What's the point of representation in media if it's so divorced from reality and unrelatable? This has been a problem in comics for years, at least the ones I read. The bisexual subplot in the new Tank Girl comics was hard to read and not relatable at all. I would hope actual bisexuals are writing these stories, but even if there are- it's not like we're known for our self-understanding. It all seems too idealized and preachy. That's not how life works.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-12T17:41:14+00:00

So some duchess of something has been peaked? 😜

Jk, but really though... who has the power to effect all of these institutional policy changes so quickly?

All of these changes in the short span of a week don't seem organic, they speak to someone with a lot of power dictating from on high.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-12T17:36:32+00:00

“I think that we have to stop calling them aliens because aliens is a derogatory term for anything.”

Alien just means "of another person or another place."

I think, I think, what's going on here is that she's taken some pro-immigration wokeism to heart without understanding it. "Illegal aliens" is offensive to refer to foreign nationals residing and working in the U.S. illegally, so the term alien is general is now a slur.

Little does she know psychiatrists were originally called alienists 😈

PatsyStone · 2021-10-09T16:25:53+00:00

My other drink of choice around that time was whiskey and grape juice lol

I can't imagine that not tasting like vomit. Kids have iron stomachs.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-08T16:49:27+00:00

I'm pretty sure I went through it once in elementary school (seriously?)

Yeah, I remember being taught about PCP in elementary school by one of these programs. I specifically remember I got a quiz question wrong because I mixed it up with cocaine and thought that was Angel Dust. I had to have been in fourth grade. Fucking ridiculous.

except for smoking cigarettes and sneaking liquor every now and again in high school

We used to put Everclear in empty Ozarka bottles. 🤮 We help ourselves, lol!

PatsyStone · 2021-10-08T16:40:25+00:00

It's not like they don't buy government cooperation here too. It's their M.O.

Not that I know much about this, but from here they (U.S. corporate oligarchs) seem to be gentrifying Ireland and New Zealand as new homes for themselves in anticipation of losing power in the U.S. There are already tech executives bailing out to New Zealand. Just from the way people I dislike talk about Ireland, I get the impression there's a similar set up in place with y'all. They act like the whole Island is a gated community.

This is evil and I hate it, I wish it wasn't this way 😞 Y'all deserve better than to be used and manipulated by sociopaths.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-08T16:06:33+00:00

If SNL had their act together this would be done already. Smdh.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-08T15:45:41+00:00

Given how much money seems to get pumped into the Irish media by liberal American corporations, Ireland may be one of the last countries to give this shit up. Y'all, Canada, and New Zealand.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-08T15:43:28+00:00

If we were going back to the 80s there would be no non-binaries at all. The idea was invented in the early 90s.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-08T15:26:57+00:00

So is there some behind-the-scenes puppet master that the LGB Alliance has gotten through to in the UK? This is all happening very suddenly.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-08T15:24:15+00:00

The £1,000,000 question: scared of what?

I combed the article and found no answer. Several people are, like, so scared.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-08T14:57:12+00:00

At publishing time, horrified leftists had suddenly realized the acronym would cover every single person on earth, making the 2SLGBTQQIAA++ community not special at all.

😆

PatsyStone · 2021-10-08T14:53:44+00:00

D.A.R.E. also wrongly gave kids the impression that everybody but them was doing drugs, leading to drug FOMO. Stupid.

Where I lived we did W.H.O. ("We Help Ourselves") in which we were accidentally given long detailed lessons on how to date rape, how to bully without being caught, the names and street names of various exotic drugs, and the basic ingredients of crystal meth. Great job, Board of Education.

PatsyStone · 2021-10-08T13:34:36+00:00

Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, one of us! One of us!

Honestly kind of thrilled, I relate to her and she's campy and fun. A good get for the bisexuals finally!

PatsyStone · 2021-09-28T15:55:17+00:00

You post this every two months?

PatsyStone · 2021-09-26T11:53:59+00:00

Child who has lost a parent.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-26T01:49:34+00:00

Very much appreciated, Belfast. Fuck her.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-25T12:36:04+00:00

Looks like it came from the guy who sells tiger blankets at the swap meet.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-24T18:02:02+00:00

I got so excited when I saw twelve replies :(

PatsyStone · 2021-09-23T11:51:03+00:00

There are many court cases dating back to the nineteenth century in the U.S. where various ethnic groups successfully had themselves legally declared white. Mestizo Mexicans, regardless of how dark, were actually considered white on the Census until the 1950s.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-23T11:49:06+00:00

They're totalitarians and they have total control over a city. Of course they're doing this.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-22T09:40:09+00:00

Which video?

PatsyStone · 2021-09-22T09:30:02+00:00

Yeah, I got caught up in some of initial steps to become someone like this as a teenager. Life kicked my ass though and I grew out of it. I think some life experience would get these people some helpful perspective, like learning how much work it actually takes to keep themselves alive.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-22T09:27:13+00:00

Pretty sure that's copypasta, but it's beautifully written and very true.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-22T09:25:55+00:00

It's sad and funny, but it's typical. These are a bunch of brainwashed upper class children.

Most communist movements have these wealthy infantilized adults mixed in. It's not new for America. Did anyone ever watch the Young Ones? Rik was based on an established type in British Universities.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-20T16:35:57+00:00

Seth Rich hit his girlfriend?

PatsyStone · 2021-09-20T16:35:19+00:00

The class divide in the U.S. has become so severe, so quickly, that our rulers no longer know what normal people look like.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-20T16:34:17+00:00

You can tell which ones are left handed and right handed by which front pocket has a mysterious gun-shaped bulge in it. Two center dudes are both left handed.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-19T14:50:49+00:00

This is a ticket to a "Lesbian Shorts" feature at an LGBT film festival in Warsaw.

https://www.filmneweurope.com/news/poland-news/item/122286-festivals-lgbt-film-festival-2021-announces-programme

PatsyStone · 2021-09-18T16:47:07+00:00

I've also seen some say claim they are homosexual-attracted instead of female-attracted and that the sex they are into depend on which sex they perceive as their own.

Well that's a can of worms. I didn't think this could get any more convoluted.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-18T10:28:34+00:00

Medical workers have seen enough "Covid cases" to realize that the disease is vastly overblown.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-16T21:19:18+00:00

stoooop 😊

PatsyStone · 2021-09-16T19:29:18+00:00

They were doing their level best to draw wildfires toward populated areas too.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-16T15:36:19+00:00

I knew Nikki was a man because Willam was nice and respectful toward him. Willam does not like fat blonde women who do makeup tutorials.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-16T12:20:38+00:00

Him and Stephen Colbert. Colbert is just as bad. Conan too. Jimmy Fallon might just be a retard.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-16T12:18:46+00:00

Now think of all of the reports the FBI ignores, wanted criminals they never find, rampage shootings they don't act to prevent...

PatsyStone · 2021-09-15T23:49:29+00:00

Her derailment failed, so obviously she's bisexual. Lesbians don't do things by halves 😉

PatsyStone · 2021-09-15T23:44:18+00:00

I don't like either side in this fight. The real issue here, in my opinion, is that the vaccines obviously don't do anything to prevent or mitigate Covid infection.

So, yeah, everybody's got alternative theories now about why medical authorities and governments are trying to force people to take a "vaccine" that doesn't work. It's suspicious.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-15T23:38:41+00:00

God help me, that meme made me laugh. Unintentionally highlights their absurdity.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-15T23:15:44+00:00

Janie Morgan doesn't have much of an online presence, probably related to this death, but I don't think it's possible for her to be male. Here's a video of her in another fight. she's a tiny lady with a typical feminine build, not taller than 5'4" I think. She's listed as a 135 lb bantamweight fighter on one site. Aletaha is listed as a 119 lb flyweight fighter in this obituary meaning they could indeed have been mismatched during the fight. A weight difference of about 15 lbs is close enough the organizers may have decided to go ahead and place them together anyway- there aren't a lot of female fighters to begin with so pickings can be slim. Very sad situation regardless.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-15T23:04:29+00:00

There are pictures online of her with a girlfriend.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-15T12:59:17+00:00

It's relative to us because she's a lesbian, she didn't commit the crime because she's a lesbian.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-15T11:34:59+00:00

Identifies as non-binary and uses they/them pronouns

I can't find a link to her podcast, she was arrested months ago so they probably have wisely scrubbed her name from it.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-13T14:54:17+00:00

Thank you for reminding me of this Terry skit from Reno 911.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-13T04:43:32+00:00

I didn't say he's a good guy, he could have hurt someone and definitely wanted to scare them. He didn't attack anyone though, or try as far as I can see so.... stick to reality. That's all I'm saying.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-13T04:38:37+00:00

Mascu is apparently r/feminisme slang for masculiniste, or Men's Rights Activist. It read as masculin to me, I thought they were calling the transwomen butch. I should have Googled that one earlier. Seems to be an equivalent to TRA, definitely pejorative.

Hétéra is the female version of hétéro, straight. They referred to the females counterprotesting with the transwomen as hétéras essentially as an insult- you think you're gay but you aren't. Definitely derogatory.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-13T00:53:28+00:00

I don't like the histrionics of the Résistance Lesbienne.

The guy lit a road flare and he isn't shown attempting to touch anyone with it. He sort of waved it in front of himself to back people off, which is dangerous and irresponsible, but was he trying to burn lesbians? No.

«...noues ont agressées avec une arme» No. That is a dishonest misrepresentation of what happened. He was acting out to try to grab attention and disrupt their protest. He was careless with a burning object. That's already bad behavior, why exaggerate?

I speak French fairly well and I'm also not happy with some of the dehumanizing language being thrown around on the Résistance Twitter account. "Mascu," "hétéra," there are normal words already for these people, you don't need labels to communicate disdain.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-13T00:25:12+00:00

You can literally see his junk in the photo.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-13T00:24:47+00:00

I thought they banned this after Fallon Fox?

PatsyStone · 2021-09-13T00:19:14+00:00

She was briefly the head of Planned Parenthood after Cecile Richards had to resign. This was the second to last time PP got caught selling aborted fetuses, not this last spring.

She was fired, reportedly for not trying to increase the number of abortions performed and refusing to play along with crazy transgender beliefs.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-12T19:00:37+00:00

This is where blind, zealous belief gets you. These women are so convinced that Covid is deadly they're willing to ignore reality and lie to others to "protect" them. Totally ass backwards.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-12T16:21:12+00:00

This video is at least thirty years old

PatsyStone · 2021-09-12T12:45:50+00:00

Rules are fairly loose in public (meaning government-run) schools in the U.S. with regard to teachers bringing their personal political and social views into the classroom. It varies state to state like it always does, but most places allow teachers to display religious and political symbols within certain parameters (can't be distracting, can't be included in your coursework, can't be hostile to your students' own opposing views.) Texas I think allows teachers to have religious items on their desks only, and on their person as long as it isn't attached to their I.D. badge.

It says nothing good that my immediate thought in this case was to try to remember what the rules are for religious displays 😞

I agree with Jules that this is obviously intended to kick the hornet's nest in this town. Pride flags are associated with a hostile invading culture where I'm from too. Lots of people from more liberal areas move here because our economy is healthier, and people feel a tad colonized. This guy wants to be a martyr.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-12T12:28:25+00:00

Haha natural decorations. Do you have a recipe? I'm googling and can't pull one up. Lots of instructions on how to get rid of crows. Terror eyes are a thing. Huh.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-12T10:50:56+00:00

Kids don't go door to door anymore where I am either, they throw a block parties in the street and the kids trick-or-treat table to table. Happy medium I guess. I made popcorn balls for them last year but couldn't hand them out due to Covid concerns (my bad) so we hung some in a tree and let birds eat them.

We used to have a huge group of kids (no actual adults!) with our giant dog in tow. One of my many adult goals was to hand out pennies to trick-or-treaters like an older widow in our neighborhood used to do. Haha fuck you, kids 😈 You couldn't buy anything with 3¢ in the 90s either.

stuffing my face with food and booze for 4 days straight.

4? I can barely take one.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-12T09:48:15+00:00

The days have started getting shorter, the cold wind from the north has already started blowing.... it's almost that time of year again! My favorite parts of autumn: butternut squash and ghost stories. I don't care if they're stupid or don't make sense.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-11T15:21:50+00:00

What I like to do is check in on a few liberal sources/ communities I'm familiar with (or used to participate in,) just to reality check a little every few days- see what they're yapping about, skim the top stories, get a general feel for what world liberals are living in in comparison to mine. Compare and contrast, basically. If something big happens, say Biden's speech Thursday night, I'll pop over just to see if there's a difference in reporting and what that difference is.

So, for instance, let's take four conservative sources that kind of run the gamut: The Daily Caller, The Post Millenial, Zero Hedge, and Patriots.win.

Top stories today are mostly memorializing 9/11, the Biden admin killing an aide worker and his family in a drone strike, and legal questions regarding the new vaccine mandate. Depending on the flavor of the outlet, of course.

That's the conservative world today.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-11T13:53:03+00:00

Trans-Sibera, Tranzanar (Manzanar is the most famous WWII U.S. Japanese internment camp because of this book, which most Americans study in High School.)

PatsyStone · 2021-09-11T10:47:19+00:00

It's irritating how frequently you post trolls and satire without identifying them as such, Chunk.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-11T08:42:02+00:00

Thank you.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-11T03:24:31+00:00

100% trolling and doing a damn fine job. Excellent horseshit. Satirical.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-11T02:49:04+00:00

I wouldn't say that's a love song. There are plenty of love songs still being written.

The creator of this subpar meme doesn't seem to understand that you can relate to other people's emotions without being exactly like them.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-11T02:19:08+00:00

/pol/ is for trolls, that's why it exists. The fact that political discussion ever happened there is amazing, it certainly doesn't anymore.

I do think the principle that U.S. conservatives understand U.S. liberals better than the other way around holds true. Liberals control education and civic institutions (unions, mainline protestant churches, charity organizations, civil service positions, etc.) Most importantly, liberals have become the exclusive viewpoint represented in media. Conservatives have very little public voice or self-representation. They are the counterculture now, and have been since the second Obama administration. Alternative media is by default conservative now. Look at Said it!

Liberals very rarely get exposed to conservative culture, conservatives get exposed to both the mainstream and their own subculture. Conservatives have many and frequent opportunities to learn about and examine liberals, liberals seem to fear and avoid doing the same.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-10T20:06:50+00:00

They seem to be trying to goad people into violence.

PatsyStone · 2021-09-10T16:16:40+00:00

You need an adverb to describe a verb, Kristi.

"I had no idea anyone alive could wreck this country as quickly as Joe Biden is."

PatsyStone · 2021-09-10T15:30:15+00:00

They think they can game the system, we'll see if it works out for them.

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