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University of Illinois Chicago wants to ban the word 'obesity' because focusing on body size is 'rooted in racism'

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Michigan school assignment outrage as Barack Obama's image used to represent humans on worksheet about types of primates

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THE VERY FLEXIBLE MEN SUCKING THEIR OWN COCKS ON ONLYFANS

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Stop plucking the endangered ‘penis plant’, urges Cambodian government

submitted 1 day ago by HongKongPhooey from thethaiger.com

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Wichita cops identify ‘poopetrator’ who defecated in middle of beauty store

submitted 15 hours ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Thief burst into McDonald's brandishing knife in one hand and PENIS in other

submitted 1 day ago by HongKongPhooey from mirror.co.uk

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The new face of homophobia🐶

submitted 3 days ago by jet199 from imgur.com

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Boost the security of your app with the nonce field

submitted 2 days ago by jet199 from android-developers.googleblog.com

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The Man Who Learned He Could Suck Water Up Into His Anus And Turned It Into A Career

submitted 2 days ago by HongKongPhooey from iflscience.com

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Calling a man bald counts as sexual harassment, UK judge rules

submitted 3 days ago by SoCo from cnbc.com

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Breast milk is not for men

submitted 3 days ago by HongKongPhooey from unherd.com

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Attractive 22 Y/O Substitute Teacher Arrested for Sex with Student at His Home While Parents Were Out

submitted 3 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Removing Stool with Fingers: Safety, Risks, and More

submitted 3 days ago by HongKongPhooey from web.archive.org

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Arby’s Manager, Who Is Defendant in Child Porn Case, Peed in Milkshake Mix for Sexual Gratification: Cops

submitted 3 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Man charged with kidnapping woman, forcing her to watch ‘Roots’ to ‘understand her racism

submitted 4 days ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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'Dirty old man' Halloween costume with fake penis slammed by sex attack victims

submitted 4 days ago by HongKongPhooey from mirror.co.uk

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Robber repeatedly penis-slaps woman after she refuses to give him money

submitted 4 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Surgeon plans to transplant uterus into a trans woman and impregnate her

submitted 5 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Granny takes boytoy lover's virginity despite 37-year age gap - 'our sex is great'

submitted 5 days ago by HongKongPhooey from mirror.co.uk

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FDA clears ultra-thin panties that women can wear while receiving oral sex that will protect their partner from contracting STIs from infected genitals

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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California in severe drought, how do Californians respond? They begin intensely watering their lawns, using more water than ever.

submitted 7 days ago by Chipit from apnews.com

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I want to split my penis in two to become a ‘black alien’ in my most shocking op yet, says Human Satan

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from the-sun.com

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Triple Vaxxed Stephen Colbert Gets Covid Twice In Three Weeks

submitted 8 days ago by Chipit from youtu.be

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South Carolina man dies of heart attack while burying girlfriend he killed, authorities say

submitted 8 days ago by SoCo from foxnews.com

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I have been sleeping with my grandmother for 5 years - Student confesses

submitted 8 days ago by HongKongPhooey from ghanaweb.com

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Reuters: Biden to blast Republicans as having no plan on inflation

submitted 9 days ago by SoCo from reuters.com

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10 Years Ago, A Man Jizzed In A Shoebox And The Internet Was Never The Same

submitted 9 days ago by HongKongPhooey from buzzfeednews.com

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Circumcision Rage Leads To Florida Bust

submitted 9 days ago by HongKongPhooey from thesmokinggun.com

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83 Year Old Woman Sued For Repeatedly Pooping In Pool at Luxury Condo

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Man accused of throwing girl off balcony believed she was a demon—police

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from newsweek.com

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Boss Insists Breast Pumping Mom Turn Camera On For Work Meeting, Creates New Policy

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from cheezburger.com

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"Satanic Panic" Pastor Bob Larson Thinks Johnny Depp Is Possessed By 'Pirate Demons'

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from metalinjection.net

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Son, 23, killed his mother with broken bottle then gouged out her eyes on country walk because he thought she was a 'demon', court hears

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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'I have to rape you': Arizona man accused of sexual assault claims demons were involved

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from fox10phoenix.com

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Texas burglar cuts victim’s grass before fleeing with lawnmower

submitted 11 days ago by Drewski from kxan.com

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Man can't make women cum, they must be trans

submitted 12 days ago by jet199 from imgur.com

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Time Columnist Denounces Free Speech as a White Man’s “Obsession”

submitted 16 days ago by cottoneyejoe from blacklistednews.com

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Vote for the Welsh Nude and Proud Party

submitted 16 days ago by jet199 from imgur.com

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Amazon to Pay for Employees Abortion Travel

submitted 15 days ago by jet199 from webmd.com

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Pizza pervert who answered door to delivery drivers naked 'and aroused' exposed

submitted 15 days ago by HongKongPhooey from sundayworld.com

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Australian man arrested for having sex with horse claims it ‘winked’ in consent

submitted 16 days ago by HongKongPhooey from newsinfo.inquirer.net

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Utah OB-GYN sued by 83 women who claim he 'MOANED during invasive and unnecessary procedures that he performed without gloves on for his own sexual gratification'

submitted 16 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Erect your own ‘Penis Satan’: Raunchy Vancouver devil statue pops up again

submitted 16 days ago by HongKongPhooey from vancouverisawesome.com

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My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm — now I’m a real man again

submitted 16 days ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Husband Smacks Wife in Face With His Penis While She is on Zoom Meeting

submitted 17 days ago by HongKongPhooey from cafemom.com

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'My Skin Is Glowing': Man Says He Drinks His Own Urine Every Day As It's 'Secret To Eternal Youth'

submitted 17 days ago by HongKongPhooey from indiatimes.com

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Can you cook chicken by slapping it? Yes, it’s possible and a YouTuber just proved it

submitted 17 days ago by HongKongPhooey from indianexpress.com

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Poland’s world-famous vagina beer uses bacterial yeast from supermodels

submitted 18 days ago by HongKongPhooey from citizen.co.za

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N.Y. Man Allegedly Admitted Killing His Sister with Bayonet and an ‘Awl,’ Ranted About ‘Witchcraft’ and People ‘Worshipping Rocks’

submitted 18 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Italian doctor nicknamed 'Dr Magic Flute' is arrested after he was caught offering to cure patients by having sex with them

submitted 19 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Deputies: Woman attacks father after he opens package containing strap-on and confronts her

submitted 19 days ago by HongKongPhooey from wpde.com

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Naked bloke walks into neighbour's garden and poos on glass garden table

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Students studying midwifery at a prominent University in the United Kingdom were taught that biological males can get pregnant and give birth through their penis

submitted 21 days ago by jet199 from reduxx.info

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Uncle Fatty's tragic life - obese monkey ate himself to death after fat camp hell

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Madison Cawthorn is seen with male staff member's hand on his crotch

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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NBA fines Jimmy Butler $15k for doing the Hong Kong Phooey and thrusting his crotch suggestively

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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DC woman who 'accidentally suffocated her baby in 2021 while high on angel dust' then threw his body in the trash is stabbed to death 'by infant's father' while awaiting trial

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Former Motorcycle Gang President Who Said He Was ‘Seeing Demons’ After He Shot Live-in Girlfriend in the Head Twice Gets 75 Years in Prison

submitted 20 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Things I Learned from Butt Chugging

submitted 21 days ago by HongKongPhooey from vice.com

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Gorillas shock onlookers with oral sex show at Bronx Zoo in hilarious video

submitted 21 days ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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New Yorkers Chant Support For Nazis In Ukraine. Jimmy and American comedian Kurt Metzger wonder if this rally gives any insight into how so many Germans were led to go along with the Nazis in the 1930s.

submitted 21 days ago by Chipit from youtu.be

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‘Fictosexual’ man married hologram bride, but now struggles to bond with her

submitted 23 days ago by NoMorePatriarchy from nypost.com

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STUDY: Whiteboards are racist because 'they collaborate with white organizational culture'

submitted 23 days ago by cottoneyejoe from campusreform.org

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Philadelphia Toddler Dead After His Father Used Him As a Human Shield During Drug Deal Gone Bad

submitted 23 days ago by cottoneyejoe from thegatewaypundit.com

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California Man Arrested for Threatening to Bomb Merriam-Webster Offices Over Gender Definitions

submitted 23 days ago by CleverFoolOfEarth from currently.att.yahoo.com

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The RAND Corporation has responded to the way people have been highlighting its Pentagon-funded 2019 report on strategies for crippling Russia by attaching an editor's note declaring that people who do this are Russian propagandists.

submitted 23 days ago by Chipit from rand.org

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Flashback - Confirmed Democrat Operatives pose as white supremacists at Virginia GOP event

submitted 23 days ago by Rastafoo from theguardian.com

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Scottish transgender killer now self-identifying as a baby

submitted 24 days ago by HongKongPhooey from torontosun.com

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Malia Obama puffs on a cigarette while chatting to Sasha's boyfriend

submitted 23 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Dummy shoves 4-pound dumbbell in anus, needs emergency surgery 2 days later

submitted 24 days ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Orthodox Jewish Man Subjected to “I’ve Got a Foreskin, Haven’t You F---ing Jew” Chants on Airplane

submitted 25 days ago by HongKongPhooey from jewishjournal.com

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4 Men Gang-Raped, Killed and Ate a Protected Monitor Lizard

submitted 28 days ago by jet199 from vice.com

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CIA Torture Queen Now A Beauty And Life Coach

submitted 27 days ago by Chipit from caitlinjohnstone.com

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Boy born with two penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors

submitted 28 days ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Utah's Westminster College offers 'Porn' class where students will 'watch pornographic films together'

submitted 28 days ago by HongKongPhooey from foxnews.com

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Tucker Carlson Says Tanning Your Scrotum Increases Testosterone

submitted 28 days ago by HongKongPhooey from vice.com

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Foreign student arrested in Russia on 'Nazism' charges for twerking

submitted 28 days ago by pcpmasterrace from euronews.com

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Johnny Depp Expected to Testify About Amber Heard or Friend Pooping in Bed

submitted 29 days ago by HongKongPhooey from tmz.com

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'Secret Life of the Human Pups': Meet the men who role-play as dogs

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from newsweek.com

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Criminal Says New York is Too Dangerous for Him. I love that he just flashes to actual news headlines of all these terrible things happening.

submitted 1 month ago by Chipit from youtu.be

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It sucks to be a Christian who doesn’t believe

submitted 1 month ago by jet199 from spectator.co.uk

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Power Hungry Lunatic Babbles About The Coming Great Reset

submitted 1 month ago by cottoneyejoe from youtube.com

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Man Hospitalized After Putting 15 Boiled Eggs Up His Anus

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from iflscience.com

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Uptown man accused of posing as mentally challenged adult to coerce babysitters to change his diaper

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from wdsu.com

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Kindergarteners ‘woozy’ after drinking margaritas at Michigan school

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Teacher arrested for sex with lucky student

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Teacher would rather be redeployed to Iraq than go back to the classroom

submitted 1 month ago by pcpmasterrace from wbrc.com

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Young Scandinavians Are Sticking Nicotine Pouches Up Their Asses and in Their Foreskins

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from vice.com

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Man rushed to ICU after ‘crunching’ lung while masturbating too hard

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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BLM co-founder: Charity transparency laws are 'triggering'

submitted 1 month ago by jet199 from washingtonexaminer.com

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Elementary School Students Accidentally Grow Cactus Clown Penises

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from methodshop.com

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Electric shock to penis may cure premature ejaculation: study

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Canadian Man Jailed After 'Misgendering' His Daughter

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from breitbart.com

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WATCH: OSU Student Leader Says He Wants Schools to Teach Black People They're "Superior" Because He "Full-Heartedly" Believes They Are [VIDEO]

submitted 1 month ago by cottoneyejoe from 100percentfedup.com

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Ronald: You Want Fries With That?

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from mirror.co.uk

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BIDEN: ‘Imagine Had The Tobacco Industry Been Immune To Prostitute’ - Valiant News

submitted 1 month ago by cottoneyejoe from valiantnews.com

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Would You Spend $10K on NFT Stick Figures? Lots of People Have

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from cnet.com

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Grassley: 'Enough Evidence' to Legitimately Question if Joe Biden Is Compromised by Chinese

submitted 1 month ago by cottoneyejoe from breitbart.com

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Woman, 21, Tells Fellow Plane Passenger ‘Hi, This Man Assaulted Me and Touched My Leg and Is Masturbating’: Feds

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Clyde the Masturbating Mime

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from youtube.com

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