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‘Your Balls Are Back Online:’ The $55 Semen Release 'Ritual' Where Bros Platonically Cum Together

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Boy's bum skewered on 15cm fence spike and left screaming in agony for 20 minutes

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'I've grown my bush for six months – a fan paid me £5.5k to never shave again'

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'Best nudist beach in the world' comes with hilarious boner warning for visitors

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'I married a rag doll who turned out to be a serial cheater – so I took away his penis'

submitted 1 day ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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This Is Why You Should Never Wear A Metal Butt Plug In An MRI Machine

submitted 1 day ago by Phooey from iflscience.com

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Man accused of breaking into several homes to steal women’s sex toys he intended to give away as birthday gifts

submitted 18 hours ago by Phooey from lawandcrime.com

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The big second-hand sex toy debate: Is it uncouth to buy a used dildo?

submitted 1 day ago by Phooey from mamamia.com.au

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'Nothing could have prepared me for this': Woman leaves internet in uproar after claiming her boyfriend cheated on her with his own MOTHER

submitted 1 day ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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‘You’re The One Dressed Up As A Raccoon’: Jesse Watters Debates Man Over Children At ‘Furry’ Conventions

submitted 1 day ago by Phooey from dailycaller.com

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Man's penis left 'looking like Frankenstein' after thinking he got STI from toilet seat

submitted 1 day ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Mortified woman moons gym-goers when her yoga pants get sucked off by treadmill

submitted 2 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Animals trained to spy including RAF pigeons, CIA cats and Russian whales

submitted 2 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Speechless customers walk out of UK pub after naked couple sit down for meal

submitted 2 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Frisky lions bonk on top of safari car as stunned tourists below 'get full show'

submitted 2 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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My parents tried to exorcise the demons that were ‘making me gay’

submitted 2 days ago by Phooey from nypost.com

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Wild goat pushes female tourist, 64, off a cliff while hiking in Spain - then attacks terrified friend, knocking them unconscious

submitted 3 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Women are wasting hundreds of litres of water by getting saucy in shower

submitted 3 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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God strikes down Massachusetts church with a lightning bolt

submitted 4 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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White American honours her ancestors by taking up ethnic cleansing

submitted 5 days ago by jet199 from vm.tiktok.com

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Brit wrestler 'KOs rival with bum twerk' as fans have to watch bizarre scene on repeat

submitted 4 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Horrified woman catches 'naked witches' feasting on deer's corpse with wildlife cam

submitted 5 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Sicko Brits pouring tea and coffee on their cornflakes branded 'deviants'

submitted 5 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Inside India's exploding cow pee drinking influencer industry

submitted 5 days ago by Phooey from dailydot.com

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Australia sends NZ-born grandma back after she stabbed man in anus

submitted 5 days ago by Phooey from rnz.co.nz

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Real Talk: Will Drinking Coffee on My Hot Girl Walk Make Me Poop My Pants?

submitted 5 days ago by Phooey from wellandgood.com

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Randy couple caught pleasuring each other on motorbike waiting at traffic lights

submitted 6 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'I'm a bearded lady – doctors said I couldn't have kids but I proved them wrong'

submitted 6 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Brit student caught with pics of Bart Simpson being sexually abused by Marge in a police raid on the home

submitted 7 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Priyanka Chopra Confesses to 'Silent And Lethal' Public Farts

submitted 7 days ago by Phooey from english.jagran.com

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'I fell in love with my long-lost sister after reuniting – we were sexually attracted'

submitted 7 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Taylor Swift fans confess they are wearing ADULT DIAPERS to her Eras Tour concerts so they don't have to miss a single song by going to the bathroom

submitted 7 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Breast is best... for my EIGHT-year-old: The moms who swear by 'extended breastfeeding' into toddlerhood and beyond

submitted 7 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Video shows Marines getting badly beaten after picking fight with a pack of feral children

submitted 8 days ago by Phooey from nbclosangeles.com

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'I mooned sports day crowd – randy men still ask for dates after seeing my bum'

submitted 8 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Carjacker has his penis blasted off by armed cops in weird shootout battle

submitted 8 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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SZA Hints at Brazilian Butt Lift, Teases 'I Treat My Butt Like a Purse'

submitted 7 days ago by Phooey from people.com

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Lucky couple thank golden penis-shaped god for whopping £560,000 lottery win

submitted 8 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Meth-smoking vicar who talked of sacrificing babies caught with child images

submitted 9 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Quentin Tarantino allegedly paid over $10K to LICK feet a woman's feet until they looked like 'prunes'

submitted 10 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Signs aliens 'invaded Wales' after sheep forensically mutilated 'from above'

submitted 10 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Fat people now officially a protected group in NYC: Mayor Eric Adams signs discrimination law that puts obesity in same category as race and religion

submitted 10 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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‘It was like my waters had broken… it made me feel dirty’: Gemma Collins reveals how she has solved the all-too-common problem of incontinence

submitted 9 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Doctors cut bloke's stomach open to remove deodorant can he shoved up his bum

submitted 10 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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I’m a doctor - from steaming to jade eggs, 8 vagina fads you should never follow

submitted 10 days ago by Phooey from thesun.co.uk

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'It's the true Canadian robbery': Cupcake thief breaks into Vancouver bakery and then proceeds to clean up after himself and snap selfies

submitted 10 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Teen hospitalised after injecting himself with mercury in attempt to become X-Men hero

submitted 11 days ago by ZomFox from ladbible.com

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White nationalist protesting groomer drag queens arrested with kiddie porn on his phone

submitted 10 days ago by Phooey from lawandcrime.com

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Paraglider rescued from tree near Poo Poo Point

submitted 10 days ago by Phooey from komonews.com

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Friends’ £3,500 ‘holiday from hell’ after poo found in pool three times

submitted 10 days ago by Phooey from metro.co.uk

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Florida man claims he broke into house to hide from ghost, police say

submitted 10 days ago by Phooey from lawandcrime.com

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Seaside chippy worker scares off scumbag seagulls in eagle outfit for £200 a day

submitted 10 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Man with ‘sandpaper hands’ wants them cut off as going to the toilet is excruciating

submitted 11 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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White man who ambushed ex in blackface with a shotgun to head and 13 stab wounds amid custody battle over baby is sentenced

submitted 11 days ago by Phooey from lawandcrime.com

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Five-year-old boy who swallowed FORTY pieces of gum has emergency operation to unblock his stomach

submitted 11 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Mets' Pete Alonso reveals he needed to poop after his homer vs. Reds

submitted 11 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Bizarre moment Florida man, 49, intentionally plows car into 13ft blue rabbit sculpture 'Thunderbunny' worth $300,000

submitted 12 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Pembroke Pines man accused of ‘swinging’ penis in front of mom, daughters outside Walmart

submitted 12 days ago by Phooey from local10.com

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'Bowel-splitter' goliath turd uncovered at motorway services sets Twitter alight

submitted 13 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Transgender Oath Keepers member gets nearly a decade in prison for Jan. 6-related felonies

submitted 13 days ago by Phooey from lawandcrime.com

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Woman who can't stop farting gets body cracked to 'stop gases' and does it in doctor's face

submitted 13 days ago by Phooey from ladbible.com

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Satan-worshipping vicar deemed 'danger to the public' jailed as over 22,000 indecent images found

submitted 13 days ago by Phooey from itv.com

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Hospital caregiver nabbed for inserting toilet mats into patient's anus

submitted 13 days ago by Phooey from msn.com

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Norway warns civilians to stay away from Russian spy whale

submitted 14 days ago by ZomFox from dailymail.co.uk

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Ozempic users report gross side effect: ‘Join the shit the bed club’

submitted 14 days ago by Phooey from nypost.com

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Whoopsi Goldberg! The View host SLAMS American Idol as 'downfall of society' before backtracking as producer reminds her it's on SAME network

submitted 13 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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We call this workout... The Horny Teenager!' Hilaria Baldwin is brutally mocked for BIZARRE 'pelvic floor' workout video that shows her kneeling on the floor and thrusting her hips

submitted 13 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Bodycam: Florida man dressed up like a cat arrested after allegedly stabbing his roommate in the neck

submitted 13 days ago by Phooey from lawandcrime.com

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Turkish man 'blessed' with the world's longest nose dies

submitted 14 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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'Bestiality farm' where Brit paid for sex with dog and mice were covered in lube

submitted 14 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Pedophile hurls n-words at another driver and rams victim's car before losing control of his Jeep and crashing it: Cops arrest him for assault with a deadly weapon

submitted 15 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Transgender ‘mother’ announces he took hormones to create 'milk-like substance' from his nipples that he plans to feed to his baby

submitted 16 days ago by Phooey from thepostmillennial.com

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German tourist, 50, faces having his penis amputated after 'crazy' 24-hour ecstasy and Viagra sex marathon

submitted 16 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Swooping seagulls steal drugs, get stoned: ‘Turns them into psycho gulls’

submitted 16 days ago by Phooey from nypost.com

  • 1 comment
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Woman 'sleeping with one eye open' after Beyoncé fan 'peed in her garden'

submitted 16 days ago by Phooey from mirror.co.uk

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Married man had drunken drugged-up sex with pony after baby oil and carrots found in car

submitted 16 days ago by Phooey from lancs.live

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Utrecht student assoc. under fire for ring toss game involving stripper's anus

submitted 16 days ago by Phooey from nltimes.nl

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Pete Alonso is leading Mets’ bizarre celebratory humping

submitted 16 days ago by Phooey from nypost.com

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Ex-teacher’s aide accused of licking boy’s feet arrested again after approaching another child about feet

submitted 18 days ago by Phooey from nypost.com

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'Vagina Nails’ Are Going Viral

submitted 18 days ago by ZomFox from stylecaster.com

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Hilarious Raccoon Steals Candy from Store

submitted 18 days ago by Phooey from youtube.com

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Zapping the clitoris with electrical impulses could boost sex drive

submitted 20 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Scissors found inside anal cavity of arrestee at Region jail, police say

submitted 19 days ago by Phooey from nwitimes.com

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Taylor Swifts Fans Apparently Not Happy Her New Boyfriend Said He Masturbates To Black Women Being "Brutalized"

submitted 19 days ago by Phooey from buzzfeed.com

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Woman, 29, pretended to be school pupil because she ‘missed’ teenage days

submitted 20 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Ohio man, “Uncle Skeeter,” allegedly touched 14-year-olds breasts and vagina area

submitted 20 days ago by Phooey from wtrf.com

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Ohio woman accused of pooping on chapel altar, wiping with runner

submitted 20 days ago by Phooey from nypost.com

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'Sick intruders killed my cat in my microwave and smeared poo all over my house'

submitted 20 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'I'm 52 stone and couldn't fit down the plane aisle - it's discrimination'

submitted 20 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Bouncy castle operator jailed over arson attacks on Melbourne rivals

submitted 20 days ago by Phooey from theguardian.com

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Blood-soaked 'ZOMBIE FOX' tries to bite through door

submitted 21 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Brawl breaks out between two families at Orlando's Disney World

submitted 21 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Wild moment naked man attacks Miami gym-goers after trying to use exercise equipment and then launches punches at people on the street

submitted 21 days ago by Phooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Bloke uses pet python as weapon and whips victim to ground in wild street fight

submitted 21 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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'My daughter's head won't stop growing, trolls make fun of her but I love her'

submitted 22 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Florida man arrested after claiming to hold black belts in Judo and Karate, then launching deli meat and striking officer in the chest

submitted 23 days ago by Phooey from foxnews.com

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Lady Gaga Pees In Dressing Room’s Trash Cans! She Once Recalled Being N*ked & Said, "It Was My Bow & My N*kedness"

submitted 23 days ago by Phooey from koimoi.com

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'Jesus is King': South Dakota bull statue vandalized by people who mistook it for Satanic imagery

submitted 25 days ago by Phooey from rawstory.com

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There is a Greta Thunberg sex doll that someone spent $3400 to make. She will be programmed with Greta's voice to say phrases like "How dare you!" During sex.

submitted 26 days ago by Phooey from ifunny.co

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Wife enslaved disabled husband 'like dog' until Holby City star sister found him

submitted 25 days ago by Phooey from dailystar.co.uk

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