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"When I was a little girl, I was told at the beach if I dug a hole deep enough we would reach China. So we've always felt a connection there." Nancy Pelosi really said this.

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NIH argues in court it cannot release information about COVID-19 origins because there’s too much misinformation out there

submitted 1 day ago by HongKongPhooey from thinkcivics.com

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Sickening moment woman 'gives baby vodka' as man blasts loud music at home

submitted 1 day ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Parents hog-tie child, 12, for 10 hours in hotel to stop him eating sweets

submitted 1 day ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Grim parasite that enters fish's mouth, eats its tongue and then replaces it

submitted 1 day ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Emirates passenger ‘exposes genitals in sexual manner’ on Glasgow-bound flight

submitted 2 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailyrecord.co.uk

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VIDEO: Man horrified to discover wife has a vagina AND a penis on his wedding night

submitted 2 days ago by HongKongPhooey from alimoshotoday.com

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"I hope someday someone loves me enough that they would let me poop on them.": Pokimane and Sykkuno's conversation about love and excrement weirds everyone out

submitted 2 days ago by HongKongPhooey from sportskeeda.com

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Athlete's 400m race ruined after penis keeps falling out of loose-fitting shorts

submitted 2 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Body mod clown fanatic has had sex with '100s' of women who see him as 'fetish'

submitted 2 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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TikTokers Warn Each Other Not To Try Hypnosis 'Because They May Invite Demonic Spirits Into the Real World'.

submitted 3 days ago by HongKongPhooey from yourtango.com

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Scots student caught exposing penis during exam at college, was spotted touching his "private member" at Edinburgh College but a court heard it was for "comfort" during test.

submitted 3 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailyrecord.co.uk

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Kentucky Noah's Ark sues insurance company over damage caused by heavy rains

submitted 3 days ago by GeorgeCarlin from cbsnews.com

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Georgia residents can now claim embryos as dependents on state taxes

submitted 3 days ago by GeorgeCarlin from nbcnews.com

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Indonesian man is left with a purple penis 'that resembles an aubergine' after fracturing his member during 'vigorous' sex with wife

submitted 4 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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I will always talk about my poo – and I ask my friends to tell me about theirs

submitted 4 days ago by HongKongPhooey from metro.co.uk

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Meghan Trainor on infamous double toilets with hubby: ‘My poops don’t smell’

submitted 4 days ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Mum-of-7 inundated with 'dick pics' after posting breastfeeding pics

submitted 4 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Mum banishes debt by selling breastmilk videos – and can now earn £10k a month

submitted 4 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Bodybuilder dubbed 'Brazilian Hulk' who shot oil into his muscles dies aged 55

submitted 4 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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From psychedelic potions to demonic deliverance - When Tony Maisey hit rock bottom, he headed to the Peruvian jungle to seek healing in an ancient tribal ceremony. Little did he know it would open him up to an evil assault

submitted 5 days ago by HongKongPhooey from premierchristianity.com

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Man throws his one-year-old son into bush during heavy rainfall, claims the child is possessed by demonic powers

submitted 5 days ago by HongKongPhooey from yabaleftonline.ng

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A preacher from Uganda has claimed that he visited the spiritual world and beat satan into a coma

submitted 5 days ago by HongKongPhooey from tuko.co.ke

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Entrepreneurial weed dealer praised for giving out free bread with every order

submitted 5 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Postmates Made a Bottom-Friendly Menu for Pride Month

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from musebycl.io

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Naughty knitter makes £18,000-a-month crocheting massive 'ugly' six-foot penises

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman's warped sex with 'naughty' dolphin who 'killed himself' when she left

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Ohio teacher quits his job to become a manager at WALMART because it pays $55,000-a-year before bonuses - at least $12,000 more than he was earning at school

submitted 6 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Police: Plymouth man pees on himself in an attempt to avoid arrest

submitted 7 days ago by HongKongPhooey from fox56.com

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NYC drug store has put $3.99 tins of SPAM in theft-proof cases amid crime wave

submitted 7 days ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Former Warrington Wolves and Super League star’s testicle EXPLODES at training

submitted 8 days ago by HongKongPhooey from seriousaboutrl.com

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Alabama reporter is told to leave execution over 'short' skirt and open toe heels - apparently this is more inappropriate than viewing an execution

submitted 8 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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'I pooed myself after sex – then lover's parents and dog returned home'

submitted 8 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Herpes Pizza anyone? Crudely named takeaways from Poon Palace to Kum Den

submitted 8 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Man, 27, says he can't find a job because he looks like a child

submitted 9 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Dominatrix says 'pegging is normal and does not make you gay' – clients love it

submitted 9 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Rutherglen man convicted of rubbing nipples in sexual manner escapes jail

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailyrecord.co.uk

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Canadian Man Arrested for Masturbating With a Cucumber in a Library

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from mandatory.com

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'No Poop July' TikTok Challenge: Do The Doo, Doctors Warn

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from patch.com

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Beer-loving pony that lives in the pub made mayor of UK village by residents

submitted 10 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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“Fucking niggers. I fucking hate them.” Cop Said Slur Slipped into Her Vocabulary from Music and ‘Hearing People Talk on the Street’

submitted 11 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Brawl Breaks Out Between Families at Disney World's Magic Kingdom

submitted 11 days ago by GeorgeCarlin from people.com

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Synthego | Full Stack Genome Engineering

submitted 11 days ago by GeorgeCarlin from synthego.com

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Barclay Brothers Brawled on Yacht Over Control of Empire

submitted 11 days ago by jet199 from bloomberg.com

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Children 'traumatised' as random man leaps into school and slaughters chickens

submitted 11 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Mutant cyclops 'cross between monkey and kitten' branded 'sign of a dark spirit'

submitted 11 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Lonely woman's forbidden 'love affair' with chimp that got her banned from zoo

submitted 11 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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CIA director "very proud" of Afghanistan analysis that led to the disastrous withdrawal.

submitted 12 days ago by Chipit from americanthinker.com

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Dutch Carbon Offset and Reforestation Company Accidentally Starts Devastating Wildfire

submitted 12 days ago by SoCo from vice.com

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PhD students in environmental science and sustainable business told to consider selling Avon products to pay for the increased cost of living that their line of studies have already created

submitted 12 days ago by SoCo from theguardian.com

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New York bishop and his wife get robbed of "$400K" jewelry they were wearing during livestreamed service, by someone who got away in a Mercedes Benz

submitted 12 days ago by SoCo from news.yahoo.com

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Czech police add Ferrari taken from criminals to fleet

submitted 13 days ago by jet199 from bbc.co.uk

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International Author Warns Public Not To Befriend, Date, Or Marry Gamers. Rizvi is best known as a secular humanist writer and podcaster, while also being a columnist for the Huffington Post.

submitted 13 days ago by Chipit from says.com

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Soros employee catches monkeypox and gonorrhoea at the same time after screwing around. Says the system let him down.

submitted 13 days ago by jet199 from archive.ph

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Female pedophile posts TIKTOK videos asking for pen pals

submitted 14 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Man, 25, dies after ‘using glue to seal his penis shut instead of a condom’

submitted 14 days ago by H3v8 from the-sun.com

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Religious Sites Carry More Malware Than Porn Sites, Security Firm Reports

submitted 14 days ago by GeorgeCarlin from pcworld.com

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Young people 'addicted to getting high on condoms' in strange new trend

submitted 14 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman sues man for $10K for standing her up on a date

submitted 15 days ago by Drewski from usatoday.com

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Indian politician drinks water from polluted ‘holy’ river, gets hospitalised

submitted 15 days ago by GeorgeCarlin from independent.co.uk

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Realistic Fashion Advice for a Summer in Scotland

submitted 16 days ago by jet199 from adventitiousviolet.com

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Mysterious pink glow in sky over Australian town revealed to be from local cannabis facility

submitted 16 days ago by GeorgeCarlin from theguardian.com

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'Black alien' tattoo addict can't get a job because people 'judge' extreme look

submitted 16 days ago by cottoneyejoe from dailystar.co.uk

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Eco crusader Kylie Jenner, 24, is slammed for taking 12-min flight on her $70m private jet when the drive was only 26 miles - and she drove 30mins in the WRONG direction to reach the plane!

submitted 18 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Mayor Adams compares his dyslexia to Nelson Mandela's time in prison

submitted 19 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Bloke says running on all fours like a dog daily has made him 'crazy ripped'

submitted 19 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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FedEx Twitter Account Sends Worst Reply to a Report About The Company Losing a Dead Man's Body

submitted 20 days ago by H3v8 from thegatewaypundit.com

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Randy husband buys sex doll that looks like wife for when she's not in the mood

submitted 22 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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UPenn nominates transgender swimmer Lia Thomas for NCAA’s ‘Women of the Year’ award

submitted 22 days ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Horror moment woman pulls pants down and squats for 'pee or poo' on live TV

submitted 23 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Homophobic Telescope Reveals First Hi-Res Images of Deep Space

submitted 24 days ago by Chipit from msn.com

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Man pees on snacks at gas station after credit card gets declined: video

submitted 24 days ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Kamala Harris Quotes As Motivational Posters, Part 2

submitted 24 days ago by cottoneyejoe from thefederalist.com

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Mum who's proud of being obese now makes thousands eating junk food on OnlyFans

submitted 24 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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The worst hood in Atlanta. - Looks like Somalia.

submitted 25 days ago by cottoneyejoe from reddit.com

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Summer Outings are a breeze with these female urination devices

submitted 25 days ago by HongKongPhooey from sfgate.com

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Moment barking sea lions charge at sunbathers chasing them off beach

submitted 25 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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'Shut up b***h!' Toddler swings at Minnesota cops executing a warrant

submitted 25 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Woman does a poo during violent Primark brawl as shoppers watch in horror

submitted 25 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Miriam Margolyes shocks This Morning viewers with talk of 'faking orgasms' and tomato juice being a 'delight' for the anus

submitted 26 days ago by HongKongPhooey from joe.co.uk

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Florida Man Killed Roommate Who ‘Annoyed’ Him, Tried to Hide Body Under Couch Cushions and a Sheet (Damn you Florida Man!!)

submitted 26 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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The Adventures of Florida Man: Man Dove into Swamp to Avoid Arrest, Was Tased While Fleeing on Riding Mower.

submitted 26 days ago by HongKongPhooey from lawandcrime.com

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Brazilian influencer ends up in wheelchair from holding in her farts

submitted 26 days ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Korean cops to stop crime with 'dystopian' Iron Man police armour and legion of robot dogs

submitted 26 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Bereaved pet owner turned beloved dead cat into a terrifying flying machine

submitted 26 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Joe Biden Speaks

submitted 27 days ago by cottoneyejoe from youtu.be

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Obama paid Italian weapons contractor Leonardo $400M to Manipulate 2020 election via satellite - Independent

submitted 27 days ago by cottoneyejoe from independentsentine.site

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'I quit my job to sell hairy nudes – and it makes me feel so confident'

submitted 27 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman who urinated on bus hunted by police for causing £700 worth of damage

submitted 27 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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Pregnant woman fails to get off $215 ticket for driving in HOV lane after claiming her unborn baby is a passenger now Texas considers them a person after Roe v Wade

submitted 29 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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Influencers are being paid for 'wealthy Dubai men and camels to poo on them'

submitted 29 days ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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World Cup sex ban as frisky fans told 1-night stands can lead to 7 years in jail

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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(Video) Horny Chihuahua Has Wiener Stuck Inside Pig Toy

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from deadlinenews.co.uk

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City of Houston sues corner store in high crime area for not doing enough to fight crime.

submitted 1 month ago by Drewski from abc13.com

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The True Story of the Jew Who Married a Dolphin

submitted 1 month ago by pcpmasterrace from jta.org

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Women swear by ‘vabbing,’ vaginal fluid as ‘DIY perfume’: ‘You will attract people’

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from nypost.com

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Twerking State Senator Claims She Is Being Targeted Because She's "Queer" And "Black"

submitted 1 month ago by Drewski from zerohedge.com

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Genesis star Peter Gabriel eats baked beans to stay young but worries about side effects

submitted 1 month ago by jet199 from mirror.co.uk

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Woke Disney shows transgender man offering little girl advice on which tampons to buy in new children's animated series Baymax!

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailymail.co.uk

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My girlfriend thinks masturbation is evil and whenever we touch ourselves, a kitten dies

submitted 1 month ago by HongKongPhooey from dailystar.co.uk

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