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World Economic Forum Are Huffing New-Lunatic-Level Fake-Rainbow Paint

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Attorney suspended for pooping in a Pringles can, leaving it in victim advocate's parking lot

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Associating Abortion With Satanism Might Not Be the Best Way to Make a Pro-Choice Argument...

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Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer

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Careful, Girlfriend: You're Spilling Gender Fluid Again

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Leftists React to Migrant Stabbing by Staging Pro-Migrant Protest - modernity

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Doctors asked to tick if patients have a penis or a vagina in daft new transgender nonsense form

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Woman Punches Husband To Death For Not Taking Her To Dubai On Birthday

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Whore who hasn't shaved armpits or worn deodorant for 2 years and makes 6 figures

submitted 13 days ago by [deleted] from mirror.co.uk

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Daryl Hall gets restraining order against John Oates in shocking legal battle

submitted 16 days ago by RR_2023 from nypost.com

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Bolsonaro under investigation for ‘harassing’ humpback whale

submitted 17 days ago by neolib from theguardian.com

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Scientists: Sex toys cause diabetes because plastic

submitted 17 days ago by [deleted] from metro.co.uk

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Black people died of the plague that killed half of London's population because "racism"

submitted 17 days ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Black women most likely to die in medieval London plague

submitted 17 days ago by jet199 from bbc.co.uk

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Target Selling Transgender Nutcracker & Black Paraplegic Santa Claus Christmas Decorations

submitted 21 days ago by [deleted] from infowars.com

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THE BLANK PAGE OFFICIAL

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Jewish Future Pledge - exactly like the 14 words but for Jews

submitted 22 days ago by RR_2023 from jewishfuturepledge.org

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Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’

submitted 24 days ago by RR_2023 from breitbart.com

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Middle-aged bloke gets off on wearing nappies – and he even 'makes messy' in them

submitted 25 days ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk

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YouTuber Mr. Beast Accused of ‘Racism’ After He Builds 100 Wells Across Africa Providing Clean Water to Citizens

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Bored Ape NFT event attendees report ‘severe eye burn’

submitted 1 month ago by jet199 from theverge.com

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Judge refuses Just Stop Oil protester's plea to postpone trial because she was planning to fly to India

submitted 1 month ago by jet199 from lbc.co.uk

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White supremacist patriarchy to blame for Palestinian deaths, declare feminists

submitted 1 month ago by jet199 from archive.ph

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Meat should have warning labels like cigarette packets, say scientists

submitted 1 month ago by [deleted] from metro.co.uk

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Charity shop in Swansea asks people not to donate sex toys

submitted 1 month ago by [deleted] from news.sky.com

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Italian woman wins court case to evict her two sons, aged 40 and 42

submitted 1 month ago by ActuallyNot from theguardian.com

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Mum says result of gender reveal was so traumatic she needed therapy

submitted 1 month ago by [deleted] from metro.co.uk

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Woman returns from holiday to find her house has been demolished by accident

submitted 1 month ago by [deleted] from metro.co.uk

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GRETA THUNBERG RECOMMENDS ACCOUNTS THAT SUPPORT TERRORISM

submitted 1 month ago by jet199 from volksverpetzer.de

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ADL labeled Jews against Zionism as an antisemitic hate group

submitted 1 month ago by Tom_Bombadil from winterwatch.net

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Man ‘pretended to be a mannequin’ in shop window before ‘stealing jewellery’

submitted 1 month ago by [deleted] from metro.co.uk

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SBF Requests More Adderall to Ensure He Can Testify

submitted 1 month ago by neolib from gizmodo.com

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Action Against Hunger Charity Pushing to Eat Insects

submitted 1 month ago by [deleted] from metro.co.uk

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The fascist state of Paw Patrol

submitted 1 month ago by jet199 from thecritic.co.uk

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Kansas teacher fired for jokes about farting on his students on TikTok

submitted 1 month ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Biological Men Take Gold AND Silver At Chicago Women’s Cycle Races. The clown show continues 🤡

submitted 1 month ago by [deleted] from summit.news

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Pilot, 65, accused of using plane to stalk woman for 4 years

submitted 2 months ago by jet199 from foxnews.com

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Ron Patrick's Street-Legal Jet Powered Volkswagen Beetle

submitted 2 months ago by boston_blackie from ronpatrickstuff.com

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Women in tech conference gatecrashed by men claiming to be non-binary

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from metro.co.uk

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Philadelphia: 'Emotional support' alligator denied entry into baseball stadium

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from news.sky.com

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‘He swam, hooking my arm with his penis’: inside the dolphin sex scandal that outraged a nation

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from theguardian.com

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Woman sues Disney World for ‘serious wedgie’ on waterslide

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from metro.co.uk

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Bloke who spent £12.5k to become 'dog' says he's 'shunned by real canines'

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk

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Even NOAA "Runs Away" From 'Hottest Day Ever' Claim After Media Hysteria

submitted 2 months ago by boston_blackie from zerohedge.com

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Biden says he has no concerns about McConnell’s health after speaking to him

submitted 2 months ago by Drewski from thehill.com

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Zoologist Adam Britton pleads guilty to Supreme Court charges including bestiality

submitted 2 months ago by jet199 from abc.net.au

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Argentina let Netflix put a giant condom over their most important national monument.

submitted 2 months ago by EternalSunset from i.imgur.com

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BUY AVANA ONLINE IN BEST PRICE AND GET 70% DISCOUNT

submitted 2 months ago by kaigaikusuri from i.imgur.com

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Officials: F-35 goes missing near North Charleston; pilot hospitalized after ejecting (Anyone with information on the F-35's whereabouts is asked to contact the Base Defense Operations Center at 843-963-3600.)

submitted 2 months ago by boston_blackie from abcnews4.com

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Women's health writer is censored on Always sanitary pad website for saying females have periods

submitted 2 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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"Other than this one key fact that the rape described actually was a fabrication of this woman, the rest of the story was bulletproof"

submitted 2 months ago by jet199 from nytimes.com

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Vladimir Putin says prosecution of Donald Trump shows US political system is 'rotten'

submitted 2 months ago by ActuallyNot from abc.net.au

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Turkish crypto boss sentenced to 11,196 years in jail - Times of India

submitted 2 months ago by boston_blackie from timesofindia.indiatimes.com

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Mosque that has decades-long history of alleged extremism and hate speech, including an imam who gave sermon on how to STONE women 'correctly', is handed £2 MILLION grant - before civil servants rush to freeze it

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Shooting at White Sox game happened after woman hid gun in belly, per report: "She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat"

submitted 3 months ago by neolib from usatoday.com

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NSA Orders Employees to Spy “With Dignity and Respect”

submitted 3 months ago by Drewski from theintercept.com

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Woman fined for fighting back too much against a man who sexually assaulted her

submitted 3 months ago by [deleted] from metro.co.uk

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Why Do Straight Men Hate Astrology? The Problem Isn’t Really Astrology—It’s Misogyny

submitted 3 months ago by Drewski from stylecaster.com

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Leading transplant expert says her team could put wombs in TRANS WOMEN

submitted 3 months ago by EternalSunset from dailymail.co.uk

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Elliot Page Got Shingles on ‘Inception’ Set and ‘Felt Out of Place’ in a ‘Cast Full of Cis Men’

submitted 3 months ago by jet199 from variety.com

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"Sound of Freedom" funder Fabian Marta arrested for child kidnapping

submitted 4 months ago by ActuallyNot from newsweek.com

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Ukraine Commander Sending Husbands of Female Soldiers Who Won't Have Sex with Him to Die.

submitted 4 months ago by EternalSunset from thenationalpulse.com

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Pastor jailed for life over child sacrifice

submitted 4 months ago by ActuallyNot from monitor.co.ug

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Bizarre study finds people who are sensitive to disgusting smells are more likely to have negative attitudes towards migrants

submitted 4 months ago by jet199 from dailymail.co.uk

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Alabama man ‘naked on his porch’ charged with assaulting officers

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from whnt.com

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74-year-old who danced naked in street finds himself in more hot water

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from villages-news.com

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Bestiality in Gujarat: Man Caught on Camera Performing Unnatural Sex Acts on Goat in Sabarmati, Booked After Video Reaches Police

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from latestly.com

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I have a bad case of Diarrhea - Japanese learning English

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from youtube.com

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Man Accused of Writing 'Groomer' on Libraries Faces Child Porn Charges

submitted 4 months ago by ActuallyNot from advocate.com

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Man previously caught having sex with horse arrested for trespassing on horse farm with his 'genitals exposed'

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from lawandcrime.com

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A Man, Dual Wielding Raw Steaks, Slaps Diners In The Face At Vegan Restaurant Yelling; “If You Don’t Eat Your Meat, You Can’t Have Any Pudding!”

submitted 4 months ago by Drewski from dailynewsreported.com

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Grinning teenager 'had sex in front of families on beach' after umbrella attack

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailystar.co.uk

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This is the Bubal tribe, the people with the biggest testicles in the world.

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from thegoaspotlight.com

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Wife frustrated as husband refuses to stop peeing in their garden

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from express.co.uk

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Open streaker covered in tiger body paint ran around course with breasts out

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailystar.co.uk

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'I have small boobs, my aunt said "they'll pop out" but I'm 22 and still waiting'

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailystar.co.uk

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New anti misogyny campaign unveiled in London

submitted 4 months ago by jet199 from i.imgur.com

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Drug dealer promises customer 'a bit extra' after impressive performance on The Chase

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailystar.co.uk

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UK's fetish-themed Airbnb has a dungeon, sex swing and 'milking table'

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailystar.co.uk

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Astonishing moment woman strips off and goes on a five-minute rampage destroying a superstore and smearing cake across her body

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailymail.co.uk

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'Sickest ever' tourist takes a dump on passed-out holidaymaker in 'new Magaluf' resort

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailystar.co.uk

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Mother allegedly asked 'Rent-a-Hitman' parody website to kill her 3-year-old son

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from lawandcrime.com

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Moment woman URINATES on floor of Spirit Airlines jet

submitted 4 months ago by DrRaccoon from dailymail.co.uk

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Canadian man puts 'pee' in Stampede after guzzling a fresh cup of police horse whizz

submitted 4 months ago by DangerPenis from westernstandard.news

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Doctors discover elderly Texas woman swallowed lost dentures

submitted 4 months ago by DangerPenis from dailymail.co.uk

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Demonic Disney Unveils New Program About Little Girl Who Inherits Blood-Drinking Cult, Complete With Ritualistic Murder and Huma

submitted 4 months ago by boston_blackie from discernreport.com

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Letters to the Guardian about cluster bombs being sent to the Ukraine

submitted 4 months ago by jet199 from theguardian.com

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Man who claimed he was set on fire during 'hate-filled' attack allegedly assaulted pregnant woman

submitted 4 months ago by Karce33 from abc7.com

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I’m a cop-turned-‘demon hunter’ — schools must protect kids from devil

submitted 4 months ago by [deleted] from nypost.com

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Furious wife rips off part of her husband's penis with her bare hands during row

submitted 4 months ago by [deleted] from thesun.co.uk

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Ghanaian man who has 12 fingers, both penis and vagina begs for help

submitted 4 months ago by [deleted] from pulse.com.gh

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Olympian Lolo Jones hints she's ready to RETIRE and focus on more 'peaceful' pursuits as she opens up about 'finding inner strength' after candidly revealing how being a VIRGIN at 40 has 'killed her love life'

submitted 4 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Useless smuggler is caught with five live snakes stuffed in her BRA after customs staff noticed her ‘oddly-shaped’ breasts

submitted 4 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Monkey Dust epidemic in Stoke

submitted 4 months ago by jet199 from vm.tiktok.com

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Married couple try to figure out who did a poo on the floor at their wedding

submitted 4 months ago by [deleted] from youtube.com

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"Runner's Diarrhea": Why Marathon Runners Poop Themselves An Astonishing Amount

submitted 4 months ago by [deleted] from iflscience.com

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Woman faces animal, child neglect charges after multiple dead rabbits allegedly found in house

submitted 4 months ago by [deleted] from lawandcrime.com

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UFC star's crotch grabbed by coach in fight as fans say he 'needed that motivation'

submitted 4 months ago by [deleted] from dailystar.co.uk

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Schizophrenic man, cuts off his entire PENIS and flushes it down the toilet 'after voices in his head warned he faced dire consequences if he didn't'

submitted 4 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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Streaker is arrested after gyrating naked on poker tables in Las Vegas

submitted 5 months ago by [deleted] from dailymail.co.uk

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