Colin Kaepernick Transitions In Order To Make Carolina Panthers Cheer Squad

by P-38lightning to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Biden Assures Nation We Have Nothing To Worry About Thanks To This Cool New Padded Helmet He’s Wearing

by P-38lightning to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

African Children Politely Decline Donation Of Target Pride Merch

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

With Last-Minute Debt Ceiling Bill, Government Narrowly Avoids Fiscal Responsibility

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Corporations Paint Rainbows On Door Posts So Woke Gangs Will Pass Them By

by BISH to /s/USAmerica from babylonbee.com

Target Launches New Kids' Clothing Line With Partner Ghislaine Maxwell. "Ghislaine Maxwell really embodies the spirit of what we stand for here at Target," said Target CEO Brian Cornell. "It's a match made in Heaven." The new line will be called "Lil' Groomers" and should hit shelves in June.

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

'I'm Not Sanctimonious And I Don't Look Like A Meatball,' Whispers Ron DeSantis Crying Self To Sleep At Night

by Drewski to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Republicans Win Emmy For Acting Like Government Spending Makes Them Sad

by Drewski to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Governor Newsom To Require All Toddler Racecar Beds Be Electric By 2030

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

White 12 Passenger Van Either Belongs To Kidnapper Or Nice Catholic Family

by BISH to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Elon Musk Apologizes To Magneto For Comparing Him To George Soros

by Drewski to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Indiana Jones Changes Name To 'Land Stolen From Indigenous Peoples Jones'

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Kid Playing Battleship Discovers Unstoppable Strategy Of Not Putting Ships On The Board

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Kamala Harris Receives Honorary Degree From Clown College

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

Pete Buttigieg Takes Parental Leave Again After Adopting A Highway

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

To Win Back Old Customer Base, Bud Light Adds Mullets To Cans

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Biden Finally Draws Larger Crowd Than Trump

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Poll: Most Democrats In Favor Of Welcoming Immigrants Into Someone Else's Neighborhood

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

Congress Raises Debt Ceiling To Infinity Million Billion +1 No Takebacks

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

Bizarre New Illness Causes Millions To Stay Home From Work Today - Zelda strain

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Border Wall Covered With Bud Light Signs To Deter Migrants

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Feinstein Says A Recent Jedi Attempt On Her Life Has Left Her Scarred And Deformed

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

Trump Announces He Will Pay $5M Judgment In Collectible NFT Trading Cards

by BISH to /s/finance from babylonbee.com

CNN Host Sues Trump For Assault And Defamation After Town Hall

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

Genius: Elon Musk Saves 22% On Twitter Executive Salaries By Hiring Female CEO

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Twitter's New Female CEO Expands Tweet Limit To 1,000,000 Characters

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Half-Black Man Ordered To Pay Himself Reparations

by hfxB0oyA to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Coronation Day Disaster As King Charles Accidentally Freezes London With Hidden Ice Powers And Flees To The Mountains

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Nashville Shooter Manifesto Placed In Secure Crate Alongside Motive For Vegas Shooting, Epstein Client List, Ark of The Covenant

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

One-Year-Old Condemned For Appearing In Blackface After Chocolate Cake Incident

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Pro Disc Golfer Disqualified After Testing Negative For Cannabis

by BISH to /s/Sports from babylonbee.com

Biden Taps Kamala Harris To Counteract Rise Of Intelligence

by BISH to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

In Major Effort To Attract New Recruits, Navy Offering Unlimited Bud Light

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Bros Drinking Cosmos Laugh At Friend Ordering Bud Light

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Navy Somehow Even Gayer

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

'A.I. Will Be Totally Great For Humanity,' Says Man Who Has Never Read A Sci-Fi Novel

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

Unemployed Guy's Basement Selfie Video Crushes Fox News In Primetime Ratings

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

In Ominous Threat To Nation, Biden Says He Will 'Finish The Job'

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

62 Million Journalists, Celebs Dead After Losing Blue Checks

by BISH to /s/news from babylonbee.com

Nikki Haley Tells Emperor Palpatine South Carolina Is An Ideal Place To Build A Death Star

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Millions Of Boomers Call Grandkids To Ask How To Change Channel From Fox News

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Tucker Takes New Role On ‘The View’

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Fauci Says He Never Locked Anything Down And Has Never Heard Of COVID

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Female Crash Test Dummy Says She Doesn't Know How Car Got Totaled

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

AOC: 'The Government Must Shut Down Unapproved News Agencies To Defeat Fascism'

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Disney World Forced To Close After DeSantis Builds Elementary School Within 1,000 Feet

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Man Avoids IRS Audit By Labeling All His Venmo Transactions 'Payments To Ukraine'

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Scholars Believe David's Sick Headshot Kill On Goliath The Result Of Years Of Playing Call Of Duty

by BISH to /s/whatever from babylonbee.com

Florida Pride Parade Canceled After DeSantis Tells Participants They Have To Keep Their Clothes On In Front Of Kids

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Bloodshot-Eyed, Grinning Elon Musk Says 4/20 Was Awesome And Also Has Anyone Seen His Rocket

by BISH to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Bloodshot-Eyed, Grinning Elon Musk Says 4/20 Was Awesome And Also Has Anyone Seen His Rocket

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Damning Leak Reveals Matt Walsh Knew What A Woman Was This Whole Time

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Algorithm Condemns Man To Lifetime Of Content About Something He Looked At One Time

by BISH to /s/news from babylonbee.com

Biden Warns That If Debt Ceiling Isn't Raised We Might Default On Our Obligations To Ukraine

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

According to media reports, there has been a horrific attack. As of now, it is unclear how bad the attack is, or whether anyone should care about it-- since authorities have not yet released the skin colors of the perpetrator and the victims.

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Non-Binary SNL Cast Member Also Comes Out As Non-Funny

by BISH to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Chicago Mayor Warns That If Local Walmart Locations Close People Will Have Fewer Places To Shoplift

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Zelensky Drives By In Ferarri To Remind Americans Of The Importance Of Filing YOUR TAXES

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

'All This Woke Stuff Is Pretty Dumb, Am I Right Fellas?' MAGA Hat-Wearing Bud Light CEO Chuckles Nervously

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

‘I'm A Victim!’ Yells Trans Activist While Punching Woman In The Face

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Bud Light Smooths Things Over With New Ad Featuring Drag Queen Waving American Flag

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Pentagon Leaker Kicking Himself For Not Just Leaving Classified Documents Strewn Around His Garage

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Tragic: Post Office Fails To Deliver Abortion Pill On Time And Now There's This Adorable Baby

by BISH to /s/USnews from babylonbee.com

Drunk Irishmen Say They Understood Biden's Dublin Speech Perfectly

by BISH to /s/USPolitics from babylonbee.com

SCRIPTURE · APR 15, 2023 · 132 Scholars Now Believe Bible Verse 'They Were Naked And Felt No Shame' Written About Walmart U.S. — Bible scholars now believe the verse in Genesis about people being naked and without shame was a prophecy about Walmart customers.

by BISH to /s/comedy from babylonbee.com

Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Trans Activists Say Drag In Front Of Kids Isn't Happening And Also They Will Burn The Statehouse Down If You Ban It

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Woman Transitions From Being Cold Due To Weather To Being Cold Due To Air Conditioning

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Budweiser Replaces Clydesdales With Cows Dressed As Horses

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

College Freshman Explains Socialism To Cuban Who Escaped On A Raft

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

'AI Is Totally Safe And Development Should Continue Rapidly,' Says Totally Genuine, 100% Human Scientist

by BISH to /s/science from babylonbee.com

Doctors Report Startling Rise In Testicular Injuries Among Woman Athletes

by [deleted] to /s/TheBabylonBee from babylonbee.com

Pelosi: 'We Have To Convict Trump On The Charges To Find Out What Is In Them'

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Democrats Remind Everyone Trump Is Guilty Until Proven Guilty

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

If You Don't Click This Link You're Gay

by BISH to /s/news from babylonbee.com

Media Worried This Hitler Fellow Could Cause Violent Backlash Against Nazis

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Trump Exploits Little-Known Legal Loophole Where You Avoid Indictment By Not Committing A Crime

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Trans Community Feeling Unsafe Knowing There’s A Hockey Player Somewhere Out There Not Wearing A Pride Jersey

by Oyveygoyim to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Government Demands TikTok Stop Spying On Americans As That's Their Job

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Banks Begin Calling Customers To Ask For Loans

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism

by Oyveygoyim to /s/news from babylonbee.com

Shocking Study Shows More Kids Identifying As Members Of World’s Most Celebrated, Popular Group. "Every single movie, TV show, corporation, TikTok influencer, YouTuber, public school teacher, pop star, and Hollywood star in the country openly promotes and celebrates this group."

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

10 Most Hilarious Episodes Of 'Friends'

by Questionable to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Lori Lightfoot Blames Election Loss On 'Tricksy Hobbitses'

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Man Regrets Transitioning To Woman After Seeing Line For Restroom

by BISH to /s/TumblrInAction from babylonbee.com

Ohio-Area Turtles Develop Sudden Interest In Pizza, Martial Arts

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Chicago Honors Lori Lightfoot’s Legacy With 21-Murder Salute

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Remorseful China Tries Sending Over Another 'We're Sorry For Creating COVID' Balloon

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Women's History Month Canceled For Implying There Is Such A Thing As 'Women'

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Kamala Disappointed To Learn President In Hospice Is Just Carter

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

President Biden Arrives In Kyiv For His Performance Review

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Disturbing Poll Reveals 26% Of Americans Still Trust The Media

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

Biden Taken To Coroner For Annual Physical

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Corporation Celebrates LGBTQ Pride With Rainbow-Colored River

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

BREAKING: Food Production Facility Somehow Not Burned Down Yet

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

East Palestine Sees Real Estate Surge From Californians Seeking Better Quality Of Life

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

Inspiring: Corporation Celebrates LGBTQ Pride With Rainbow-Colored River

by BISH to /s/WorldPolitics from babylonbee.com

‘Our Tests Show The Water In East Palestine Is Safe For Drinking,’ Says Official With Gills And Glowing Yellow Eyes

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from babylonbee.com

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