Don't risk flying an outdated, hateful and phobic Pride flagHumor

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With Baby Formula Shortage, Pete Buttigieg Forced To Chestfeed

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Biden Relieved To Hear There's No Shortage Of Adult Diapers

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The Babylon Bee: Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll

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Abortionist Worried He May Have To Become One Of Those Doctors That Helps People

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George Orwell Kicking Himself For Not Thinking Of 'Disinformation Governance Board'

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Disinformation Board Confirms Rachel Levine Is A Woman

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Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

BLM Leaders Call For Renewed Protests This Summer After Finding A Fantastic Beach House For Sale On Zillow

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Oh No! Noah Accidentally Fills Ark With Only Male Animals Because He's Not A Biologist

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Butt Hurt Twitter Workers Worried Elon Musk Will Turn Their Free Speech Platform Into Platform That Actually Allows Free Speech

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You're Perfect Just The Way You Are: Op-Ed By Satan

by BravoVictor to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Lockheed Martin CEO Tearfully Urges U.S. To Implement No-Fly Zone In Ukraine

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Restaurants Now Requiring Proof Of Ukraine Support

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Media Says Spike In Myocarditis May Be Linked To Ukraine Crisis

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Biden Administration Begins Grueling, Months-Long Process Of Abandoning Americans In Ukraine

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Queen Elizabeth Asked If She's Taken Ivermectin For COVID, Responds With Definitive ‘Neigh’

by IkeConn to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

After Legitimizing China, International Olympic Committee Narrows Down Choice For Next Olympics To Iran, North Korea, Or Canada

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Royal Mounties Arrest Child Playing With Toy Semi-Truck

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Massacre As Great White Shark Allowed To Compete In Women's 500 Freestyle

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Shame: Elon Musk Donates $5.7 Billion To Charity Even Though The Government Could Have Used It To Fill 7 Potholes

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

GoFundMe Freezes Funds For Child's Heart Surgery After Finding Out He Supports Trucker Protest

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

While Watching 'The View' In Hell, Hitler Surprised To Learn Holocaust Wasn't About Race

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Biden Promises To Replace Retiring Quarterback Tom Brady With A Woman Of Color

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Biden To Nominate Progressive Woman Of Color Elizabeth Warren To Supreme Court

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

With Train Robberies, No Electricity, No Gasoline Automobiles, California Tries Rebranding With Vintage Old West Theme

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Democrats warn that Republicans plan to steal election by blocking Democrat efforts to steal election

by AXXA to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Supreme Court Sets Dangerous Precedent Of Letting The American People Make Medical Decisions For Themselves

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

FBI Promises To Make Hoaxes Less Obvious This Year

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Vaccinated denied treatment for overwhelming hospitals

by AXXA to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Businesses Now Requiring Positive COVID Test As Proof Of Vaccination

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

AOC Lays Wreath At Her Grave On January 6th

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

The Babylon Bee's Top Predictions For 2022

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After Conviction For Sex Crimes, Ghislaine Maxwell Announces New Job At CNN

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

'I Just Think This Let's Go Brandon Thing Is Really Disrespectful,' Says Man Wearing FUCK TRUMP T-Shirt

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Woman Who’s Good At Driving Wondering If She Might Be Transgender

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

KKK Disbands As Progressive Left Accomplishing All Their Goals. The head of the now-dissolved KKK reassured the gloomy crowd, reminding them that it was an honor to pass the baton of hate and division to people with their tentacles deeply woven into American politics, education, and entertainment.

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Cruel: Jussie Smollett Will Be Forced To Share A Jail Cell With His Attacker

by jet199 to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Bob Dole Switches To Democrat Party

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Democrats Put Out 'Help Wanted' Ad For Submissive, Obedient Woman To Replace Sinema

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Jen Psaki Announces President Biden Will Visit Family Of Traumatized Waukesha SUV Driver

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San Francisco Stores Hold 100% Off Black Friday Sale

by Rob3122 to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

CNN Reports On 'Deadly Boat Accident' At Pearl Harbor

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Mark Ruffalo Donates $50 Million To Found Joseph Rosenbaum Elementary School

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Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury Votes At 3AM, Rittenhouse Now Guilty

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Prosecutors Find Mail-In Jury Votes At 3AM, Rittenhouse Now Guilty

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Media Found Guilty On All Counts. The courtroom fell silent as the jury foreman stood to read the verdict, “We the jury find the media guilty on all counts, including the egregious use of its influence to lie to the American people.”

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Rioters Flee In Terror As Kyle Rittenhouse Emerges From Courthouse With AR-15

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Rittenhouse, Sandmann Agree To Share Joint Custody Of CNN

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Psaki Says High Gas Prices Are Good Because Americans Will Be Forced To Drive Greener Flintstones Cars

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While Verdict Is Being Read

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Kyle Rittenhouse Asked To Step Outside And Defend The Courthouse While Verdict Is Being Read

by Rob3122 to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Judge Asks Rittenhouse For Autograph, Selfie

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Judge Instructs Jury To Ignore Angry Mob Outside Threatening To Burn Down Courthouse

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Judge Instructs Jury To Ignore Angry Mob Outside Threatening To Burn Down Courthouse

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

USNS Harvey Milk To Be Manned Entirely By Crew Of Underage Boys

by Rob3122 to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Libertarians Propose Controversial New 'Do Whatever You Want' Mandate

by Drewski to /s/Libertarian from babylonbee.com

Father Informs Daughter Of New Tax On Unrealized Halloween Candy Gains

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10 Reasons You'd Be Crazy Not To Get Your Kids Vaccinated

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

McAuliffe Blames Loss On Low 3AM Ballot Turnout

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Kaepernick Starts Underground Railroad To Help Other NFL Stars Escape To Freedom

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Biden Offers To Have Hunter Repaint Sistine Chapel

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Toddler With Full Diaper And Incoherent Speech Goes As Joe Biden For Halloween

by BravoVictor to /s/funny from babylonbee.com

Youngkin Keeps Lincoln Project Away By Holding Rally Within 500 Feet Of A School

by BravoVictor to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Youngkin Keeps Lincoln Project Away By Holding Rally Within 500 Feet Of A School

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Boy Who Pointed Out The Emperor Has No Clothes Banned For Misinformation

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Stormtrooper Accidentally Discharges 238 Live Laser Rounds On 'Mandalorian' Set, No One Hurt

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Wife Throws Away Incredibly Specific Adapter Cable You've Held On To For 7 Years Right Before You Suddenly Find A Use For It

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Liberal Parent Trying To Figure Out How To Cheer For His Son Brandon

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Newsom Claims Syringes Strewn About California Cities Are Due To High Vaccination Rate

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Leftists Upset As Business Refuses To Discriminate

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Experts Predict LGBTQ Acronym Could Circle The Earth 3 Times By 2022Humor

by julesburm1891 to /s/LGBDropTheT from babylonbee.com

Australian Hospitals Over Capacity With People Beaten By Police For Not Wearing Masks

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Biden: 'We Can Return To Normal When 3.5 Trillion Americans Have Been Vaccinated'

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Lockdown Deemed A Success As Everyone Is Now So Obese They Can't Fit Out Their Doors

by zyxzevn to /s/NoNewNormal from babylonbee.com

FBI Rally In D.C. Ends Without Incident

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Vaccinated Man Just Wishes There Was Something That Could Protect Him From COVID

by Drewski to /s/NoNewNormal from babylonbee.com

Constitution Dies Of Coronavirus

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Joe Biden Announces Civil War

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Joe Rogan Criticized As 'Anti-Science' For Surviving COVID

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Democrats Refuse To Drink Water As It's Also Prescribed To Horses

by zyxzevn to /s/NoNewNormal from babylonbee.com

Middle Easterners Begin Painting Transgender Flag Colors On Doorposts To Avoid Biden Drone Strikes

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

New Zealand To Sink Entire Country Into The Sea To Stop Single Case Of COVID

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

For Pride Month, Taco Bell To Continue Giving Explosive Diarrhea To All Genders And OrientationsLighthearted / Silly

by reluctant_commenter to /s/LGBmemes from babylonbee.com

Taliban Agrees To Protect Every Right Women Have Which Happens To Be None

by scrubking to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Study Finds 92% Of Taliban Are Happy They Voted For Biden

by scrubking to /s/politics from babylonbee.com

Biden Demands Whoever The President Is Take Full Responsibility For This Mess

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

Trump Sneaks Back On Twitter By Disguising Self As Taliban Spokesperson

by zyxzevn to /s/PoliticalHumor from babylonbee.com

CNN Praises Taliban For Wearing Masks During Attack

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Crowd Lays Down Path Of MyPillows As Trump Triumphantly Rides Donkey Into D.C.

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Obama Birthday Party Guests Play Light-Hearted Game Of 'Pin The Drone On The Middle Eastern Country'

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Thomas Massie Found To Have Connection To Far-Right Extremist Group, The Founding Fathers

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Pelosi Says She Will Arrest Any Congressperson Caught With Copy Of The Constitution

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Top 10 Reasons You Should Just Turn Your Guns Over To The Government TODAY

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Liberal Feels Sad For Man Dying Of COVID, Then Happy After Hearing He Wasn’t Vaccinated, Then Sad Again Because He Was An Illegal Immigrant

by Chipit to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Ghost Of AOC Testifies Before January 6 Committee

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Compromise Reached: Everyone Still Afraid Of COVID Will Be Locked Down, Everyone Else Will Live Lives As Normal

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

Dangerous New Freedom Variant Causing People To Ignore Government And Live Their Lives

by Drewski to /s/Satire from babylonbee.com

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