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'Undress anybody' AI puts A-list deepfakes in adult films – and 'no one's safe'. Hey, if they refuse to show their tits we can put some on them anyway.

2 hours ago by IkeConn to /s/SaidIt from dailystar.co.uk

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Bloke who spent £12.5k to become 'dog' says he's 'shunned by real canines'

1 day ago by Zommy to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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NASA snaps never-before-seen photo of 'unique' space pasta 'ravioli moon'

1 day ago by Zommy to /s/space from dailystar.co.uk

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Snake catcher's shock sex dungeon call out saw him leg it in fear of being 'tied up and whipped'

1 day ago by Zommy to /s/funny from dailystar.co.uk

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Bloodthirsty seagulls filmed eating animals whole – including helpless rabbit

1 day ago by Zommy to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

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Speed camera catches dog behind wheel of moving car as driver fined

2 days ago by Zommy to /s/funny from dailystar.co.uk

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'Life is a computer game controlled by aliens' as expert claims Elon Musk is believer

3 days ago by Zommy to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

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Bizarre 'poo attraction' opens in the UK with vomiting robot and turd hats

21 days ago by Zommy to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

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Drunk raccoons with taste for ale are breaking into homes on the p*ss across UK

23 days ago by Zommy to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

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'Women should stop having sex with men – it's not enjoyable and all about them'

24 days ago by jet199 to /s/Relationships from dailystar.co.uk

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Bizarre Russian student initiation with 'naked bum slapping' and 'improvised' pelting in Moscow's State University of Management

1 month ago by Zommy to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

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Gwyneth Paltrow comes clean on why she stopped flogging infamous £58 vagina candle

1 month ago by Zommy to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 3 comments
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'I embraced full beard after growing tired of shaving – fans should worship me' 😂

1 month ago by Zommy to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 3 comments
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Grinning teenager 'had sex in front of families on beach' after umbrella attack

2 months ago by DrRaccoon to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 6 comments
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'I ditched being a scientist to flog saucy pics – now I've bought my first Mercedes'

2 months ago by DrRaccoon to /s/LateStageCapitalism from dailystar.co.uk

  • 10 comments
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Open streaker covered in tiger body paint ran around course with breasts out

2 months ago by DrRaccoon to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 3 comments
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Brits are selling their used undies – and it makes a surprising amount of money

2 months ago by DrRaccoon to /s/LateStageCapitalism from dailystar.co.uk

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'I have small boobs, my aunt said "they'll pop out" but I'm 22 and still waiting'

2 months ago by DrRaccoon to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 2 comments
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Drug dealer promises customer 'a bit extra' after impressive performance on The Chase

2 months ago by DrRaccoon to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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UK's fetish-themed Airbnb has a dungeon, sex swing and 'milking table'

2 months ago by DrRaccoon to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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'Sickest ever' tourist takes a dump on passed-out holidaymaker in 'new Magaluf' resort

2 months ago by DrRaccoon to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Drag Race star left with 'horror movie' injury after tucking penis too much

2 months ago by DrRaccoon to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 37 comments
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Drunken women torture and kill singing parrot after boozy night out

2 months ago by DrRaccoon to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 9 comments
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'Someone pooed on the floor at our wedding – so we made guests take lie detector tests'

2 months ago by DrRaccoon to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 2 comments
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Indian pensioner caught having sex with cows in viral clip as cops hunt for victims

2 months ago by DangerPenis to /s/WorldNews from dailystar.co.uk

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Here is your daily reminder that scientists literally know fuckall about what's in outer space and are literally making it up as they go along

2 months ago by iamonlyoneman to /s/space from dailystar.co.uk

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Teen with 2ft-long tail is worshipped as 'Hindu monkey god' – but he wants it gone

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from dailystar.co.uk

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UFC star's crotch grabbed by coach in fight as fans say he 'needed that motivation'

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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'I'm a bricklayer with £15k debts – but can make £600 from full sex with horny women'

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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'I got a skin graft on my nose after dog attack – then it started growing hair'

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Vaping squirrel stuns woman at park after scurrying up tree to puff in peace

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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"Permanently and absolutely unsuitable for the job" - Rogue teacher finally sacked for avoiding work for 20 years

3 months ago by hfxB0oyA to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Nudefest 2023 will see 1,000 Brits in the buff attend 'Naked Glastonbury'

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from dailystar.co.uk

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World No6 says 'I don't think I'll wear anything' as she hails Wimbledon underwear rule

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Giant 'rabbit creature' found in Ukraine sparks wild 'Chernobyl hare' conspiracy

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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Sickening video shows seagull eating squirrel whole in front of onlookers

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 3 comments
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Bloke had to have penis padlock removed after girlfriend split – she had the only key

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 13 comments
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'I had sex on a train with a stranger - I tasted dirty lust and I crave more'

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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Sickening Glastonbury toilets await revellers who face loos bombed by monster poos

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Bloke smashes world record by running 100 metres in 12.82 seconds wearing high heels

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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Sir Alex Ferguson was left in awe by ex-Man Utd star’s ‘magnificent’ penis

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Amish women gobsmacked as they get Brazilian waxes for the first time ever

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 3 comments
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Creepy Japanese 'boob-touching pubs' let punters 'fondle' topless women as they drink

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 11 comments
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'I'm a doctor who loves raves - trolls call me unprofessional but I won't stop'

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 14 comments
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Bird-bothering sicko performed sex act on seagull while watching bestiality films

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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Man 'had sex with dog after threatening to kill mum with hammer and burn body'

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 3 comments
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Woman shares boyfriend's gravy fetish that takes getting saucy to new level

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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'AI Jesus' banned from Twitch after gaining many followers - but could stage a comeback

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 7 comments
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Doctor who kept adding his semen to woman's coffee claims he ejaculates when pooing

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 5 comments
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Naked man arrested after being filmed 'having sex with tree' during UK heatwave

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 2 comments
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Grandad 'tried to kick seagulls who nicked ice cream' as locals tell him not to return

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman baffled after finding cocktail sausages on Travelodge bathroom door

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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Man caught pooing down alley on CCTV blames public loos being shut in wild court hearing

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Infamous beer-guzzling duck 'injured' and rushed to vet after brawl with dog

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 5 comments
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James Buckley forced to ring 111 after traumatic "hard poo" like 'bowling ball' left him in agony

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Ted Kaczynski dies in prison aged 81

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from dailystar.co.uk

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'Real life Game of Thrones' as angry mob force suspected thieves to march naked and whipped with belts

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from dailystar.co.uk

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Racy models turn heads in Benidorm after caught strolling in diapers at 9am

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 3 comments
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Face of a 'real-life Hobbit' who lived 60,000 years ago unmasked for first time

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/history from dailystar.co.uk

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Boy's bum skewered on 15cm fence spike and left screaming in agony for 20 minutes

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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'Best nudist beach in the world' comes with hilarious boner warning for visitors

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Unmarried couple publicly whipped in Indonesia after being caught kissing

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from dailystar.co.uk

  • 6 comments
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'I married a rag doll who turned out to be a serial cheater – so I took away his penis'

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 2 comments
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'I've grown my bush for six months – a fan paid me £5.5k to never shave again'

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 4 comments
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'I go commando to let my vagina breathe - it's better than wearing a thong'

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 5 comments
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Man's penis left 'looking like Frankenstein' after thinking he got STI from toilet seat

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Mortified woman moons gym-goers when her yoga pants get sucked off by treadmill

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Speechless customers walk out of UK pub after naked couple sit down for meal

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Animals trained to spy including RAF pigeons, CIA cats and Russian whales

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Frisky lions bonk on top of safari car as stunned tourists below 'get full show'

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Women are wasting hundreds of litres of water by getting saucy in shower

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 6 comments
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America's 'Pervert Park' where 120 'trailer trash' sex offenders live free after jail

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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Brit wrestler 'KOs rival with bum twerk' as fans have to watch bizarre scene on repeat

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Horrified woman catches 'naked witches' feasting on deer's corpse with wildlife cam

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 3 comments
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Sicko Brits pouring tea and coffee on their cornflakes branded 'deviants'

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 7 comments
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Randy couple caught pleasuring each other on motorbike waiting at traffic lights

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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'I'm a bearded lady – doctors said I couldn't have kids but I proved them wrong'

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Brit student caught with pics of Bart Simpson being sexually abused by Marge in a police raid on the home

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 3 comments
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'I fell in love with my long-lost sister after reuniting – we were sexually attracted'

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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'I mooned sports day crowd – randy men still ask for dates after seeing my bum'

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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Back to the Future star filmed 'most obscene sex scene ever' – with cigar smoking duck

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 5 comments
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Carjacker has his penis blasted off by armed cops in weird shootout battle

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 2 comments
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Lucky couple thank golden penis-shaped god for whopping £560,000 lottery win

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Meth-smoking vicar who talked of sacrificing babies caught with child images

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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based AMAF couple wins lottery after praying to Asian penis god

4 months ago by chinamancometh to /s/TurboChangs from dailystar.co.uk

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Signs aliens 'invaded Wales' after sheep forensically mutilated 'from above'

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 4 comments
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Doctors cut bloke's stomach open to remove deodorant can he shoved up his bum

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 2 comments
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Most inbred king ever had rotten insides including testicle 'black as coal'

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/history from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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ITV News' Emily Morgan dies aged 45 as Chris Ship pays tribute to 'dear friend'

4 months ago by carn0ld03 to /s/Death from dailystar.co.uk

  • 3 comments
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Seaside chippy worker scares off scumbag seagulls in eagle outfit for £200 a day

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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Man with ‘sandpaper hands’ wants them cut off as going to the toilet is excruciating

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 12 comments
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'I'm 102 and thriving – good sex and sherry are key to having a long life'

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from dailystar.co.uk

  • 2 comments
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'Bowel-splitter' goliath turd uncovered at motorway services sets Twitter alight

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 5 comments
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Europe's 'Anarchy City' — last place with no laws where weed is smoked freely

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldPolitics from dailystar.co.uk

  • 4 comments
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'Bestiality farm' where Brit paid for sex with dog and mice were covered in lube

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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'I was called dumb for trying to fill Tesla with petrol – but had last laugh' as it's revealed she’s earning more than £500,000 a year as an adult creator

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/LateStageCapitalism from dailystar.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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Psycho seagulls getting high on zombie drug after nicking addicts' stashes

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from dailystar.co.uk

  • 3 comments
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Covid conspiracy doctor claimed he was 'poisoned after interview' just days before death - Dr Rashid Buttar died in mysterious circumstances just days after claiming he had been poisoned following a controversial interview with CNN about his Covid pandemic disinformation

4 months ago by neolib to /s/conspiracy from dailystar.co.uk

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Woman, 29, pretended to be school pupil because she ‘missed’ teenage days

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

  • 6 comments
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'Sick intruders killed my cat in my microwave and smeared poo all over my house'

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from dailystar.co.uk

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