Murder monkey beheads his 8 months pregnant mudshark girlfriend

by Rob3122 to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Yet another fleet of electric buses on fire at the charging station. Londres this time.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Florida man looking for Frisbees in alligator-infested lake found dismembered

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Even Germany isn't safe, Gunman opens fire in German Aldi, killing two.

by unicefbox to /s/Europe from metro.co.uk

Social media influencer who drove a 1978 Beetle for likes dies in head-on collision with Ford Escape. Modern car: no casualties, retains its shape. 1978 car that was a cheap piece of junk when it was new: crumpled like a shirt in a laundry basked. His mouth is open in just about every photo.

by Chipit to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Welcome to the new virus, the monkeypox virus, affecting gay, bisexual people in the UK. Four cases in the UK so far.

by unicefbox to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Cyber pranksters air drop pictures of crashing airliners to passengers on plane. Nine have been arrested, could spend 3 years in prison according to Israeli law.

by unicefbox to /s/comedy from metro.co.uk

Scum trash left Staffordshire Bull Terrier in cage next to empty food and water bowls while she went on holiday for 14 days.

by unicefbox to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Russian ‘filtration’ centres are comparable to Nazi concentration camps apparently.

by unicefbox to /s/politics from metro.co.uk

Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

by pcpmasterrace to /s/GenderCritical from metro.co.uk

Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

by pcpmasterrace to /s/SuperStraight from metro.co.uk

Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

by pcpmasterrace to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

by jet199 to /s/TheseAreNotOurCrimes from metro.co.uk

Schoolgirl wrongly strip searched while on her period to sue Met Police

by Jackalope to /s/PoliceMisconduct from metro.co.uk

School put lockable gates on toilets to stop children using them during lessons

by Jackalope to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Man performed helicopter with his penis after jumping onto McDonald’s counter

by Jackalope to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Belarus declares it will not take part in Russia’s invasion of Ukraine

by jet199 to /s/Ukraine from metro.co.uk

Man arrested for having sex with goat ‘in broad daylight’

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Police can’t do anything about man who stands next to school buses with dildo strapped to his head

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Priest made young boys dress up as Baby Jesus then sexually abused them

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Woman finds out her dad has been buying her nudes on OnlyFans

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Trans woman arrested for ‘sex with her dementia-suffering elderly mother’

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Child rape victims called ‘promiscuous’ and criminalised, scathing report finds

by jet199 to /s/pedogate from metro.co.uk

90 Day Fiance star who made £38,000 a week selling farts in a jar hospitalised

by jet199 to /s/Entertainment from metro.co.uk

Another child killed in lockdown - Star Hobson’s devastated grandad took his own life on daughter’s birthday

by jet199 to /s/England from metro.co.uk

Turns out the Welsh first minister's son was convicted of rape and now IDs as a trans woman. I did expect the real life Sin City to turn out to be Cardiff.

by jet199 to /s/ukpolitics from metro.co.uk

BBC sheds 200,000 licence fee payers as boss eyes numbers ‘like hawks’

by Chipit to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Chaos at Reddit as dozens of subreddits made private in protest at site. Many users claim that Ms Challenor showed poor judgment and is not the right person for the role, as in 2017 she had appointed her father as a campaign manager after he had been charged with raping a 10-year-old girl.

by Chipit to /s/MeanwhileOnReddit from metro.co.uk

Transgender YouTube star ‘downloaded child sex abuse images while running child care service’

by jet199 to /s/TheseAreNotOurCrimes from metro.co.uk

Yes! Graham Linehan's stunt of pretending to be a TiM on TiM-inclusive dating app for "lesbians" HER is getting press!

by BEB to /s/GenderCritical from metro.co.uk

Mass Effect remaster interview – changing FemShep Ass Visibility but not the ending

by scrubking to /s/KotakuInAction from metro.co.uk

Keir Starmer ‘dragged away from Boris Johnson’ after PMQs bust-up

by jet199 to /s/UnitedKingdom from metro.co.uk

Mother who 'had sex with dog, then hanged her kids' fights to hide 'lewd' internet search history

by AmericanMuskrat to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Azealia Banks suspended from Twitter over "transphobic" tweets that everyone should read because Azealia is telling it like it is.

by BEB to /s/GenderCritical from metro.co.uk

Mum 'gets off train and leaves her baby behind'

by kesh to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Police officer ‘was warned about Manchester bomber 32 minutes before attack’

by jet199 to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

Male Adult baby can’t find job as bosses don't like him wearing diapers at work.

by Happy_face_caller to /s/PinkPillFeminism from metro.co.uk

Metro News (UK): Deadly Premonition is one of the weirdest games of all time

by md_saidit to /s/DeadlyPremonition from metro.co.uk

Lithuania becomes first country to trial state-backed digital currency

by AliceofX to /s/Europe from metro.co.uk

Police shouted at while searching a suspect, pull out a large knife

by [deleted] to /s/videos from metro.co.uk

Donald Trump names WWE's Vince McMahon as adviser to restart economy

by Drewski to /s/The_Donald from metro.co.uk

Cambridge UK Police are now deciding what count as 'essential aisles' at Tesco

by LINKS to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Flights restarting in China’s coronavirus epicentre of Hubei

by magnora7 to /s/Coronavirus from metro.co.uk

Liam Gallagher thought he had coronavirus but his house was just hot: ‘It’s confusing and scary’.

by Jesus-Christ to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Woman to sue NHS over ‘rushed’ gender reassignment treatmentSJ vs Law ⚖

by AliceofX to /s/KotakuInAction from metro.co.uk

Comedian Rosie Jones shocks viewers with ‘disgusting’ and ‘totally inappropriate’ Greta Thunberg joke. Delicious. Some people regard Greta as the new virgin Mary or a female Jesus, so in their eyes it’s blasphemy.

by Chipit to /s/funny from metro.co.uk

‘Pedophile who murdered girl, 9, while trying to rape her’ found dead in jail

by Tiwaking to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Incest dad whose jealous daughters fought to have sex with him facing more jail time

by Tiwaking to /s/news from metro.co.uk

British Muslims prepare to leave UK after Boris Johnson wins election

by useless_aether to /s/Europe from metro.co.uk

🤡🌍 femoid celebrates getting period

by Riceand420 to /s/Incels from metro.co.uk

Police say trolls who mocked drug dealer’s ‘receding hairline’ could be prosecuted

by Skuly to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Nearly half of UK adults think Islam is 'incompatible' with British values

by IslamicStatePatriot to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

Baby has penis amputated after nurse ‘pretending to be doctor’ botches circumcision

by BillionDollarEgg3 to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

Whoever Replaces Theresa May as the UK’s New Prime Minister Will Not be Able to Change her Brexit Deal, Brussels has Warned

by Stankmango to /s/ukpolitics from metro.co.uk

Lib Dems Leadership Race Kicks off as Sir Vince Cable Confirms Resignation

by Stankmango to /s/ukpolitics from metro.co.uk

Winner Winner, Cockle Dinner. According to a New Survey, Cardiff Ranks Highest for Risk of Catching an STI like Gonorrhea or Chlamydia More than any Other British City.

by Stankmango to /s/Wales from metro.co.uk

Family Discover a Mighty Meat Face Inside a Pack of Aldi Frozen Sausages

by Stankmango to /s/offbeat from metro.co.uk

Eurovision: Iceland protest against Israeli occupation of Palestine [confiscation in the comment instagram vid]

by Mnemonic to /s/Europe from metro.co.uk

Man fined £90 for hiding face from police facial recognition cameras

by [deleted] to /s/Freedom from metro.co.uk

Tommy Robinson gets covered in milkshake for second time

by noseburp to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Mum's tragic photos of son starved of oxygen after suicide attempt

by ItherethinkIamfor to /s/SanctionedSuicide from metro.co.uk

UK Plan to require ID for all online porn from April ‘to go ahead’ – with all porn sites requiring credit card details or government-issued ID

by useless_aether to /s/privacy from metro.co.uk

Fugitive says 'cops have more chance of finding Madeleine McCann' after months on the run

by Vigte to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

Poo found on every McDonald’s touchscreen tested

by SundogsPlace to /s/SundogsPlace from metro.co.uk

Whooops- Scientists discover Earth is cooling, not warming...NASA says 'mini-ice-age coming

by MojaveCoyote to /s/SundogsPlace from metro.co.uk

Twitter gave Saudis information about journalist Turki Bin Abdul Aziz Al-Jasser who ended up dead

by useless_aether to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

UK firms ready to microchip thousands of employees

by useless_aether to /s/Security from metro.co.uk

The Sexualization of children in China.

by allie to /s/conspiracy from metro.co.uk