YouTube suspends Russell Brand’s channel revenues

by Zommy to /s/news from metro.co.uk

TIL about the Dog-Fox hybrids found wild in Brazil

by Zommy to /s/TIL from metro.co.uk

Hikers spot mysterious spear-wielding ‘wolf man’ in German mountains

by Zommy to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Even though she apologized for criticising puberty blockers, Róisín Murphy’s record label Ninja Tune will donate new album proceeds to transgender charities

by xoenix to /s/TumblrInAction from metro.co.uk

Woman fined for fighting back too much against a man who sexually assaulted her

by Zommy to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Brave farmer pictured running through Greece wildfires to save his animals

by Zommy to /s/wholesome from metro.co.uk

Boy, 8, and mum reported to authorities for lemonade stand

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Paris riots live: 24 arrested amid French demonstrations after 17-year-old is shot dead by police in Nanterre

by [deleted] to /s/PoliceMisconduct from metro.co.uk

2,000-year-old painting could be clue to world’s first ‘pizza’

by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

First they came for Gibraltar, now the UK: What’s causing killer whales to attack?

by [deleted] to /s/environment from metro.co.uk

A man was surprised to learn that his family’s ‘poop knife’ was not normal

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Late flight passenger’s day gets even worse when he tries to climb gangway – and falls

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Man fakes own death and turns up at funeral in helicopter to prank family

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

A bunch of Nazi's found dead in Ukraine following bombings at Nova Kakhova dam

by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Urgent warning issued to men to stop taking ‘Big Penis’ pills

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

Seagulls go insane trying to steal chips through car windscreen

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Good Morning Britain viewers gobsmacked as guest appears on live television completely naked to defend nude sunbathing

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Abandoned fox cub found with note saying ‘my mum died – help me’ on Greggs Bakery bag 🥺

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Friends’ £3,500 ‘holiday from hell’ after poo found in pool three times

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Almost 1,500 Kyles travel to Kyle for world’s biggest gathering of Kyles

by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Cambodian man torn apart by 40 crocodiles after being dragged into enclosure 😮

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

Facebook owner Meta hit with record £1,043,744,000 fine for mishandling user data

by [deleted] to /s/technology from metro.co.uk

Man has used leaves instead of loo roll for 5 years – and he loves it

by [deleted] to /s/offbeat from metro.co.uk

Everyone with a vagina queefs, don’t worry about it

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Woman shouted ‘kill all the Muslims’ and threatened to take out gun on train

by divingrightintowork to /s/TheseAreNotOurCrimes from metro.co.uk

THOT gets paid to burp in a bag

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Moose on the loose casually tucks into popcorn after sneaking into cinema

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Cruise ship crew ‘left dead passenger to rot inside drinks cooler’

by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Bless his heart but Prince Harry has to ‘sit 10 rows behind’ other royals at coronation

by IkeConn to /s/BlessYourHeart from metro.co.uk

Tiny lamb found in back of a car alongside £10,000-worth of drugs

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

Eco assholes planning to throw rape alarms at King’s horses during coronation

by [deleted] to /s/politics from metro.co.uk

Raccoon robbers with perfect natural ‘mask’ broke into bank to try and steal cookies

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Pidgin Stuck on Roof Rescued by Firefighter Crews From Two Stations

by EvilDed to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

Man ‘stole 67 pieces of underwear’ to hang on his ‘masturbation tree’

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Rapper and actor Lil Dicky gets real about living with a small penis and how he was born with it ‘tangled and like a corkscrew’

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Man thinks he’s seen a doughnut UFO above Dudley – 10 years after the ‘Dudley Dorito’

by EvilDed to /s/conspiracy from metro.co.uk

Pet raccoon spends his days riding a boat and hanging out with a golden retriever

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Video: BBC airs HD footage of two slugs going at it and intertwining their giant penises

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Tennessee Criminalizes Drag Shows

by chottohen to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Psychic reveals how he found body of missing mum Nicola Bulley

by jet199 to /s/England from metro.co.uk

Original Wednesday Addams star Lisa Loring dies aged 64 after suffering ‘serious stroke’

by BISH to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

The Yardbirds founding guitarist Anthony Topham dies aged 75

by carn0ld03 to /s/Death from metro.co.uk

Dr Ranj urges British Curry Awards to ‘do better’ after lack of Asian representation and ‘racist’ joke

by jet199 to /s/SocialJusticeInAction from metro.co.uk

Man finds whopping frozen chip the size of a fork

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Video: Woman caught at airport carrying her boyfriend's ashes in a butt plug

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Amazon becomes first company in history to lose $1,000,000,000,000

by [deleted] to /s/finance from metro.co.uk

Blind man used voice activation technology to help him watch child abuse videos

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Couple on £84,000-a-year benefits let girl sleep covered in poo next to dead dog

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Mum who mowed down bus driver in Tesco car park spared jail to look after her children

by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Police officers carry out huge drug bust ‘disguised’ as The Avengers

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Girl, 14, cuts lip after ‘razor blade inserted inside Curly Wurly’ in Halloween prank

by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

Bear ripped toddler’s arm off after she put it through fence at zoo

by Zapped to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

Scientists develop new lethal Covid strain that would kill 80% of people infected

by jet199 to /s/Coronavirus from metro.co.uk

Seagull takes menacing selfie after woman leaves phone recording on beach

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Forcing workers to turn cameras on for Zoom calls ‘breaches human rights’

by [deleted] to /s/Europe from metro.co.uk

Wardrobe crushed woman to death ‘when she mistook it for toilet door in night’

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Ex-gangster’s pet peacock is raising hell in his neighbourhood

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Seagull left a sticky mess after diving beak-first into bin of jam and custard

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

Chaos as Putin cancels big speech ‘set to announce escalation of Ukraine war’

by [deleted] to /s/politics from metro.co.uk

Episode of children’s show Bluey ‘banned’ in the US ‘because character farted’

by [deleted] to /s/censorship from metro.co.uk

Jameela Jamil calls her vagina the ‘real She-Hulk’ after ‘begging’ Marvel bosses to let her be ‘punched in the pussy’

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Doctors remove steel cup from man’s rectum ’10 days after drunken prank’

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Couple drink used shower water in bid to lead ‘zero-waste’ lifestyle

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Sewage hits dozens of beaches after torrential downpours. Swimmers have been warned to stay away due to ‘the shitstorm after the calm.'

by [deleted] to /s/environment from metro.co.uk

Human population set to cross 8,000,000,000 ‘any day now’

by [deleted] to /s/WorldPolitics from metro.co.uk

Ritual held where village digs up dead relatives and dresses them up

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Flock of angry seagulls attack burglar trying to raid house at 4am

by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Vicar caught in flagrante with Henry the Hoover carried on after being seen

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

I will always talk about my poo – and I ask my friends to tell me about theirs

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Lifefuel: Roastie Wall Cope

by greybeard to /s/Incels from metro.co.uk

Wimbledon protester shouts ‘where’s Peng Shuai?’ during Novak Djokovic vs Nick Kyrgios final: During the third set, Australian activist Drew Pavlou held up a sign which read, ‘where is Peng Shuai?’, and shouted, ‘where is Peng Shuai, Chinese tennis star persecuted by the Chinese government?’

by Orangutan to /s/Tennis from metro.co.uk

It's hot in the UK - some houses are burning

by In-the-clouds to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Murder monkey beheads his 8 months pregnant mudshark girlfriend

by Rob3122 to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Yet another fleet of electric buses on fire at the charging station. Londres this time.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Check your cis white gay privilege!Homophobia

by Chunkeeguy to /s/LGBDropTheT from metro.co.uk

Florida man looking for Frisbees in alligator-infested lake found dismembered

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Even Germany isn't safe, Gunman opens fire in German Aldi, killing two.

by [deleted] to /s/Europe from metro.co.uk

Social media influencer who drove a 1978 Beetle for likes dies in head-on collision with Ford Escape. Modern car: no casualties, retains its shape. 1978 car that was a cheap piece of junk when it was new: crumpled like a shirt in a laundry basked. His mouth is open in just about every photo.

by Chipit to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Welcome to the new virus, the monkeypox virus, affecting gay, bisexual people in the UK. Four cases in the UK so far.

by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Cyber pranksters air drop pictures of crashing airliners to passengers on plane. Nine have been arrested, could spend 3 years in prison according to Israeli law.

by [deleted] to /s/comedy from metro.co.uk

Scum trash left Staffordshire Bull Terrier in cage next to empty food and water bowls while she went on holiday for 14 days.

by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Russian ‘filtration’ centres are comparable to Nazi concentration camps apparently.

by [deleted] to /s/politics from metro.co.uk

Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

by [deleted] to /s/GenderCritical from metro.co.uk

Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

by [deleted] to /s/SuperStraight from metro.co.uk

Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

by jet199 to /s/TheseAreNotOurCrimes from metro.co.uk

Schoolgirl wrongly strip searched while on her period to sue Met Police

by Jackalope to /s/PoliceMisconduct from metro.co.uk

School put lockable gates on toilets to stop children using them during lessons

by Jackalope to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Man performed helicopter with his penis after jumping onto McDonald’s counter

by Jackalope to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Belarus declares it will not take part in Russia’s invasion of Ukraine

by jet199 to /s/Ukraine from metro.co.uk

Man arrested for having sex with goat ‘in broad daylight’

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Police can’t do anything about man who stands next to school buses with dildo strapped to his head

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Priest made young boys dress up as Baby Jesus then sexually abused them

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Woman finds out her dad has been buying her nudes on OnlyFans

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Trans woman arrested for ‘sex with her dementia-suffering elderly mother’

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

Child rape victims called ‘promiscuous’ and criminalised, scathing report finds

by jet199 to /s/pedogate from metro.co.uk

90 Day Fiance star who made £38,000 a week selling farts in a jar hospitalised

by jet199 to /s/Entertainment from metro.co.uk

Another child killed in lockdown - Star Hobson’s devastated grandad took his own life on daughter’s birthday

by jet199 to /s/England from metro.co.uk

Turns out the Welsh first minister's son was convicted of rape and now IDs as a trans woman. I did expect the real life Sin City to turn out to be Cardiff.

by jet199 to /s/ukpolitics from metro.co.uk

Cis gays are so privileged!Violence

by artetolife to /s/LGBDropTheT from metro.co.uk

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