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YouTube suspends Russell Brand’s channel revenues

7 days ago by Zommy to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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TIL about the Dog-Fox hybrids found wild in Brazil

8 days ago by Zommy to /s/TIL from metro.co.uk

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Hikers spot mysterious spear-wielding ‘wolf man’ in German mountains

16 days ago by Zommy to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Even though she apologized for criticising puberty blockers, Róisín Murphy’s record label Ninja Tune will donate new album proceeds to transgender charities

24 days ago by xoenix to /s/TumblrInAction from metro.co.uk

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Woman fined for fighting back too much against a man who sexually assaulted her

1 month ago by Zommy to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Brave farmer pictured running through Greece wildfires to save his animals

1 month ago by Zommy to /s/wholesome from metro.co.uk

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Boy, 8, and mum reported to authorities for lemonade stand

2 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Paris riots live: 24 arrested amid French demonstrations after 17-year-old is shot dead by police in Nanterre

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/PoliceMisconduct from metro.co.uk

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2,000-year-old painting could be clue to world’s first ‘pizza’

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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First they came for Gibraltar, now the UK: What’s causing killer whales to attack?

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/environment from metro.co.uk

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A man was surprised to learn that his family’s ‘poop knife’ was not normal

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Late flight passenger’s day gets even worse when he tries to climb gangway – and falls

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Man fakes own death and turns up at funeral in helicopter to prank family

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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A bunch of Nazi's found dead in Ukraine following bombings at Nova Kakhova dam

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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Urgent warning issued to men to stop taking ‘Big Penis’ pills

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

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Seagulls go insane trying to steal chips through car windscreen

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Good Morning Britain viewers gobsmacked as guest appears on live television completely naked to defend nude sunbathing

3 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Abandoned fox cub found with note saying ‘my mum died – help me’ on Greggs Bakery bag 🥺

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Friends’ £3,500 ‘holiday from hell’ after poo found in pool three times

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Almost 1,500 Kyles travel to Kyle for world’s biggest gathering of Kyles

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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Cambodian man torn apart by 40 crocodiles after being dragged into enclosure 😮

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

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Facebook owner Meta hit with record £1,043,744,000 fine for mishandling user data

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/technology from metro.co.uk

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Man has used leaves instead of loo roll for 5 years – and he loves it

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/offbeat from metro.co.uk

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Everyone with a vagina queefs, don’t worry about it

4 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Woman shouted ‘kill all the Muslims’ and threatened to take out gun on train

4 months ago by divingrightintowork to /s/TheseAreNotOurCrimes from metro.co.uk

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THOT gets paid to burp in a bag

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Moose on the loose casually tucks into popcorn after sneaking into cinema

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Cruise ship crew ‘left dead passenger to rot inside drinks cooler’

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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Bless his heart but Prince Harry has to ‘sit 10 rows behind’ other royals at coronation

5 months ago by IkeConn to /s/BlessYourHeart from metro.co.uk

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Tiny lamb found in back of a car alongside £10,000-worth of drugs

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

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Eco assholes planning to throw rape alarms at King’s horses during coronation

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/politics from metro.co.uk

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Raccoon robbers with perfect natural ‘mask’ broke into bank to try and steal cookies

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Pidgin Stuck on Roof Rescued by Firefighter Crews From Two Stations

5 months ago by EvilDed to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

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Man ‘stole 67 pieces of underwear’ to hang on his ‘masturbation tree’

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Rapper and actor Lil Dicky gets real about living with a small penis and how he was born with it ‘tangled and like a corkscrew’

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Man thinks he’s seen a doughnut UFO above Dudley – 10 years after the ‘Dudley Dorito’

5 months ago by EvilDed to /s/conspiracy from metro.co.uk

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Pet raccoon spends his days riding a boat and hanging out with a golden retriever

5 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Video: BBC airs HD footage of two slugs going at it and intertwining their giant penises

6 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Tennessee Criminalizes Drag Shows

7 months ago by chottohen to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Psychic reveals how he found body of missing mum Nicola Bulley

7 months ago by jet199 to /s/England from metro.co.uk

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Original Wednesday Addams star Lisa Loring dies aged 64 after suffering ‘serious stroke’

7 months ago by BISH to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

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The Yardbirds founding guitarist Anthony Topham dies aged 75

8 months ago by carn0ld03 to /s/Death from metro.co.uk

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Dr Ranj urges British Curry Awards to ‘do better’ after lack of Asian representation and ‘racist’ joke

10 months ago by jet199 to /s/SocialJusticeInAction from metro.co.uk

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Man finds whopping frozen chip the size of a fork

10 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Video: Woman caught at airport carrying her boyfriend's ashes in a butt plug

10 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Amazon becomes first company in history to lose $1,000,000,000,000

10 months ago by [deleted] to /s/finance from metro.co.uk

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Blind man used voice activation technology to help him watch child abuse videos

10 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Couple on £84,000-a-year benefits let girl sleep covered in poo next to dead dog

10 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Mum who mowed down bus driver in Tesco car park spared jail to look after her children

10 months ago by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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Police officers carry out huge drug bust ‘disguised’ as The Avengers

10 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Girl, 14, cuts lip after ‘razor blade inserted inside Curly Wurly’ in Halloween prank

10 months ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

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Bear ripped toddler’s arm off after she put it through fence at zoo

11 months ago by Zapped to /s/WorldNews from metro.co.uk

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Scientists develop new lethal Covid strain that would kill 80% of people infected

11 months ago by jet199 to /s/Coronavirus from metro.co.uk

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Seagull takes menacing selfie after woman leaves phone recording on beach

11 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Forcing workers to turn cameras on for Zoom calls ‘breaches human rights’

11 months ago by [deleted] to /s/Europe from metro.co.uk

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Wardrobe crushed woman to death ‘when she mistook it for toilet door in night’

12 months ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Ex-gangster’s pet peacock is raising hell in his neighbourhood

12 months ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Seagull left a sticky mess after diving beak-first into bin of jam and custard

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/whatever from metro.co.uk

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Chaos as Putin cancels big speech ‘set to announce escalation of Ukraine war’

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/politics from metro.co.uk

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Episode of children’s show Bluey ‘banned’ in the US ‘because character farted’

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/censorship from metro.co.uk

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Jameela Jamil calls her vagina the ‘real She-Hulk’ after ‘begging’ Marvel bosses to let her be ‘punched in the pussy’

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Doctors remove steel cup from man’s rectum ’10 days after drunken prank’

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Couple drink used shower water in bid to lead ‘zero-waste’ lifestyle

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Sewage hits dozens of beaches after torrential downpours. Swimmers have been warned to stay away due to ‘the shitstorm after the calm.'

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/environment from metro.co.uk

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Human population set to cross 8,000,000,000 ‘any day now’

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/WorldPolitics from metro.co.uk

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Ritual held where village digs up dead relatives and dresses them up

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Flock of angry seagulls attack burglar trying to raid house at 4am

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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Vicar caught in flagrante with Henry the Hoover carried on after being seen

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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I will always talk about my poo – and I ask my friends to tell me about theirs

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Lifefuel: Roastie Wall Cope

1 year ago by greybeard to /s/Incels from metro.co.uk

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Wimbledon protester shouts ‘where’s Peng Shuai?’ during Novak Djokovic vs Nick Kyrgios final: During the third set, Australian activist Drew Pavlou held up a sign which read, ‘where is Peng Shuai?’, and shouted, ‘where is Peng Shuai, Chinese tennis star persecuted by the Chinese government?’

1 year ago by Orangutan to /s/Tennis from metro.co.uk

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It's hot in the UK - some houses are burning

1 year ago by In-the-clouds to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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Murder monkey beheads his 8 months pregnant mudshark girlfriend

1 year ago by Rob3122 to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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Yet another fleet of electric buses on fire at the charging station. Londres this time.

1 year ago by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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Check your cis white gay privilege!Homophobia

1 year ago by Chunkeeguy to /s/LGBDropTheT from metro.co.uk

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Florida man looking for Frisbees in alligator-infested lake found dismembered

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Even Germany isn't safe, Gunman opens fire in German Aldi, killing two.

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/Europe from metro.co.uk

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Social media influencer who drove a 1978 Beetle for likes dies in head-on collision with Ford Escape. Modern car: no casualties, retains its shape. 1978 car that was a cheap piece of junk when it was new: crumpled like a shirt in a laundry basked. His mouth is open in just about every photo.

1 year ago by Chipit to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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Welcome to the new virus, the monkeypox virus, affecting gay, bisexual people in the UK. Four cases in the UK so far.

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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Cyber pranksters air drop pictures of crashing airliners to passengers on plane. Nine have been arrested, could spend 3 years in prison according to Israeli law.

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/comedy from metro.co.uk

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Scum trash left Staffordshire Bull Terrier in cage next to empty food and water bowls while she went on holiday for 14 days.

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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Russian ‘filtration’ centres are comparable to Nazi concentration camps apparently.

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/politics from metro.co.uk

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Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/GenderCritical from metro.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/SuperStraight from metro.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

1 year ago by [deleted] to /s/news from metro.co.uk

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Ex-soldier exposed her penis and used wheelie bin as sex toy in public

1 year ago by jet199 to /s/TheseAreNotOurCrimes from metro.co.uk

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Schoolgirl wrongly strip searched while on her period to sue Met Police

1 year ago by Jackalope to /s/PoliceMisconduct from metro.co.uk

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School put lockable gates on toilets to stop children using them during lessons

1 year ago by Jackalope to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

  • 1 comment
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Man performed helicopter with his penis after jumping onto McDonald’s counter

1 year ago by Jackalope to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Belarus declares it will not take part in Russia’s invasion of Ukraine

1 year ago by jet199 to /s/Ukraine from metro.co.uk

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Man arrested for having sex with goat ‘in broad daylight’

1 year ago by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Police can’t do anything about man who stands next to school buses with dildo strapped to his head

1 year ago by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

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Priest made young boys dress up as Baby Jesus then sexually abused them

1 year ago by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

  • 15 comments
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Woman finds out her dad has been buying her nudes on OnlyFans

1 year ago by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

  • 15 comments
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Trans woman arrested for ‘sex with her dementia-suffering elderly mother’

1 year ago by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from metro.co.uk

  • 14 comments
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Child rape victims called ‘promiscuous’ and criminalised, scathing report finds

1 year ago by jet199 to /s/pedogate from metro.co.uk

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90 Day Fiance star who made £38,000 a week selling farts in a jar hospitalised

1 year ago by jet199 to /s/Entertainment from metro.co.uk

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Another child killed in lockdown - Star Hobson’s devastated grandad took his own life on daughter’s birthday

1 year ago by jet199 to /s/England from metro.co.uk

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Turns out the Welsh first minister's son was convicted of rape and now IDs as a trans woman. I did expect the real life Sin City to turn out to be Cardiff.

2 years ago by jet199 to /s/ukpolitics from metro.co.uk

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Cis gays are so privileged!Violence

2 years ago by artetolife to /s/LGBDropTheT from metro.co.uk

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