Woman 'sleeping with one eye open' after Beyoncé fan 'peed in her garden'

by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

'Brits are dying in their tens of thousands - and we don't know why'

by carn0ld03 to /s/UnitedKingdom from mirror.co.uk

Quarry leaking toxic chemicals into idyllic beauty spot after Monsanto dumps waste. (Mirror UK, May, 2023)

by HibikiBlack to /s/Monsanto_Bayer from mirror.co.uk

Quarry leaking toxic chemicals into idyllic beauty spot after Monsanto dumps waste. (Mirror UK, May, 2023)

by HibikiBlack to /s/ConspiracyRecord from mirror.co.uk

'Brits are dying in their tens of thousands - and we don't know why'

by Phooey to /s/WorldNews from mirror.co.uk

Man calls police on neighbour from hell who won't stop farting

by Phooey to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Jet2 flight forced to make emergency landing as passenger pees in front of kids

by Phooey to /s/WorldNews from mirror.co.uk

Man caught trying to have sex with traffic cone said 'my trousers fell down'

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Drunk man jailed for trying to have sex with pile of leaves outside Premier Inn

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Paralympic hero Natalie Curtis dies aged 34 as family pay heartbreaking tribute

by carn0ld03 to /s/Death from mirror.co.uk

This is what women look like by the time they are 25

by omegakv to /s/RealIncels from i2-prod.mirror.co.uk

North Korea's Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is heavy drinking and regularly crying as he battles a midlife crisis, experts claim.

by nabtard to /s/whatever from mirror.co.uk

Rugby league 'star of the future' Logan Holgate dies suddenly aged 18

by carn0ld03 to /s/Death from mirror.co.uk

UK Police to visit 1,000 homes in crackdown on illegal Premier League streams and "fire sticks"

by Drewski to /s/piracy from mirror.co.uk

walrus spotted on UK harbour forcing council to axe New Year fireworks

by jet199 to /s/England from mirror.co.uk

Experts warn people not to put Amazon Echo Alexa devices in their bedrooms (just don't buy them)

by [deleted] to /s/privacy from mirror.co.uk

Parents slam 'disgusting' After School Satan Club for children as young as five

by [deleted] to /s/censorship from mirror.co.uk

Wet suit perv 'gyrated' outside victim's home every week for a year - until family made citizen's arrest

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Man caught masturbating in public library while holding CUCUMBER

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Man arrested for marrying sex dolls in baffling wedding at holiest Buddhist site

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Surgeon dubbed 'Dr. Coke Penis' who killed lover by sprinkling cocaine on his penis before oral sex ordered to pay £11k

by [deleted] to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

Whoopi Goldberg, 66, told her co-hosts that she and her daughter Alex, 48, often discuss their 'poops'. Whoopi's granddaughter also revealed that her grandma had a "fart war" once with Robin Williams and Billy Crystal

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from mirror.co.uk

Fat Bear Week winner finally crowned after contest rocked by voter fraud scandal

by [deleted] to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

UK Covid cases hit 224,000 a day - with similar symptoms to rampant common cold

by [deleted] to /s/propaganda from mirror.co.uk

Excluded lad, 7, can't write his own name after he's left with no school for 10 weeks

by jet199 to /s/England from mirror.co.uk

Aliens are 'demons' sent by evil powers, leading Catholic scholar claims

by [deleted] to /s/whatever from mirror.co.uk

Lots of children in India are getting 'tomato flu' - red painful blisters, apparently contagious and not life-threatening

by iamonlyoneman to /s/Health from mirror.co.uk

The Spanish town that was mistakenly abandoned; residents are still banned from returning

by [deleted] to /s/Europe from mirror.co.uk

High-speed internet installed on Kilimanjaro so climbers can send selfies

by [deleted] to /s/Internet from mirror.co.uk

James May 'hospitalised after crashing into wall at 75mph as stunt goes wrong'

by Chop_Chop to /s/BritishTV from mirror.co.uk

Mascot at peanut festival forced to change after outfit deemed too ‘phallic’

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Woman, 74, to marry man, 27, who says she reminds him of his own grandmother

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Fury as NHS trust treats 'hardworking' midwives and nurses with a free teabag

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Psychotic seagull 'stalking' man leaving him soaked in blood and a hostage in own home 'has got it in for me'

by [deleted] to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

Man is 'hate-crimed' by seagull that dive bombs him on his way to work every day

by [deleted] to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

Beware, people. Don't get TOO happy or you could DIE. But the jab is safe, take the jab.

by iamonlyoneman to /s/Medicine from mirror.co.uk

Genesis star Peter Gabriel eats baked beans to stay young but worries about side effects

by jet199 to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Victims furious as police forces let off 870 sex offenders after they say 'sorry'

by iamonlyoneman to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

Man in relationship with his car says he's in 'love' - they even have sex

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Trans inmate convicted for murder caught having drunken sex in cell booze-up

by [deleted] to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

Woman on maternity leave asks for pay rise because she wants one, employer refuses so woman sues for 9k and wins. Well done, I might ask for a pay rise now and sue if i don't get it.

by [deleted] to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

Thief burst into McDonald's brandishing knife in one hand and PENIS in other

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

'Dirty old man' Halloween costume with fake penis slammed by sex attack victims

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Granny takes boytoy lover's virginity despite 37-year age gap - 'our sex is great'

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Psychologist blinds woman with drain cleaner - because she wanted to be disabled

by jet199 to /s/Psychology from mirror.co.uk

UK getting more involved in Ukraine/Russian conflict, supplying armoured missile trucks. Risky move?.

by [deleted] to /s/WorldPolitics from mirror.co.uk

Ronald: You Want Fries With That?

by [deleted] to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Tsunami warning after 7.3 earthquake hits Fukushima and rocks buildings in Tokyo

by Optimus85 to /s/WorldNews from mirror.co.uk

Sting says the days of performing private gigs for Russian billionaires 'are over'

by jet199 to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Sex Clinic viewers repulsed by man who hasn't washed his penis in decades

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Son stabs dad after father wanted to give the 20-year-old a home circumcision

by Antarchomachus to /s/NotTheOnion from mirror.co.uk

Met Police officer from same unit as Sarah Everard killer charged with six more rapes

by jet199 to /s/PoliceMisconduct from mirror.co.uk

BREAKING: EuroMillions results: Friday's winning numbers for massive £34 million jackpot

by AadrianAddison_ to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

Hate crime investigation after 'its okay to be white' posters stuck around town

by Rob3122 to /s/politics from mirror.co.uk

GenderGP, a private gender clinic, linked to teen's suicide, gave 12-year-old cross sex hormonesTransing Children

by reluctant_commenter to /s/LGBDropTheT from mirror.co.uk

Covid denier, 28, warns mum 'this is not a hoax' before dying from coronavirus

by ActuallyNot to /s/Coronavirus from mirror.co.uk

Ministers 'fear coronavirus could be spread by farting in a confined space'

by [deleted] to /s/Humor from mirror.co.uk

The dumbest story you'll read this week, and all true

by jet199 to /s/UnitedKingdom from mirror.co.uk

Joe Biden's first 100 days: How he tried to unite America and tackle Covid in detail

by format to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

Dad who attacked woman walking home at night avoids jail 'as he would lose his job'

by jet199 to /s/UnitedKingdom from mirror.co.uk

There's no way the teacher didn't know exactly what they were dying when they set this. Yet the whole system covers for them.

by jet199 to /s/Collusion from mirror.co.uk

Picky Trump needed Diet Coke opened in front of him say staff who served him

by format to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

Eddie Izzard wants to be UK’s first transgender MP (Labour)

by BEB to /s/GenderCritical from mirror.co.uk

Ready the vomit emojis: Transgender women 'should be allowed womb transplants so they can have babies'

by Chunkeeguy to /s/GenderCritical from mirror.co.uk

Four Essex lorry people smugglers jailed for 78 years over deaths of 39 migrants

by StrategicTactic to /s/WorldNews from mirror.co.uk

Ever notice most Gay men will negate Female biology exists until it helps them? - Gay dads have 'triplets' after two surrogates give birth to babies at same time

by Happy_face_caller to /s/PinkPillFeminism from mirror.co.uk

British Chinese MP says MPs called Chinese 'evil b*****ds' in racism debateBipartisan Racism

by FuckRedditPolice to /s/AsianTakeover from mirror.co.uk

British Chinese MP says MPs called Chinese 'evil b*****ds' in racism debate[Only the US matters when we say disapora.-Poojeet Archelogy.]

by FuckRedditPolice to /s/IdentityAsian from mirror.co.uk

Book shop bans JK Rowling novels from shelves and will 'phase out' Harry Potter

by alttrawl to /s/GenderCritical from mirror.co.uk

Tory ex-minister calls for Liz Truss to be sacked over 'lack of empathy'

by alttrawl to /s/GenderCritical from mirror.co.uk

12-year-old TiF with Asperger's suicide linked to transgender clinic - damn them.

by BEB to /s/GenderCritical from mirror.co.uk

All passengers on Epstein's flight logs to be named 'sparking panic among rich pals'

by Drewski to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

Star Wars fan killed his wife after 'she smashed his toy collection'

by theobserver to /s/WMAF from mirror.co.uk

All passengers on Epstein's flight logs to be named 'sparking panic among rich pals'

by [deleted] to /s/pedogate from mirror.co.uk

Lecturer stabs wife 76 times because he thought he was not father to their kids

by theobserver to /s/WMAF from mirror.co.uk

Mum in hate crime probe after pro-JK Rowling stickers amid trans rights row

by turtleduck23 to /s/GenderCritical from mirror.co.uk

Nursery children kept alone inside plastic pods to enforce social distancing

by Drewski to /s/Education from mirror.co.uk

Prince Andrew groped girls with a Prince Andrew Puppet

by lordNikon to /s/WorldNews from mirror.co.uk

Lawyers for Jeffrey Epstein's victims demand Prince Andrew's phone records

by useless_aether to /s/pedogate from mirror.co.uk

Dog rides bus to and from dog park every day to play for two hours by herself.

by x0m to /s/Seattle from mirror.co.uk

Based Leopard goes ER but ends up killed by old foid. It’s truly over for leopardcels

by Oogabooga to /s/Incels from mirror.co.uk

Transgender man gives birth to non-binary partner's baby with female sperm donor

by useless_aether to /s/CringeAnarchy from mirror.co.uk

Where is Deep Water filmed? ITV drama's Lake District locations revealed Deep Water on ITV has some pretty incredible filming locations across the Lake District - here are the ones you can visit

by Chop_Chop to /s/BritishTV from mirror.co.uk

name checks out. "gore". Arizona facility found with macabre head & body hung on wall

by bobbobbybob to /s/WorldNews from mirror.co.uk

Former Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab Joins Race for Prime Minister

by Stankmango to /s/ukpolitics from mirror.co.uk

Serial Killer, Bobby Joe Long's Final Word, Before Execution, was 'No', Which he Said in Reply to Officials who Asked him Whether he Wanted to Make a Final Statement.

by Stankmango to /s/quotes from mirror.co.uk

Cocaine-Smuggling British Gran has Been Boxed up in Bali Prison for 6 Years Waiting on her Death Penalty Charge to Come to Fruition

by Stankmango to /s/Crime from mirror.co.uk

NASA warns 'beauty and the beast' aurora could wreak havoc on Earth — a sensationalist Mirror story

by hennaojisan to /s/whatever from mirror.co.uk

Disneyland Paris evacuated as tourists 'told to stay indoors'

by useless_aether to /s/Europe from mirror.co.uk

Rape, murder and 'castration': Inside Indian 'Guru of Bling's' sinister sex cult

by TheWebOfSlime to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

R. Kelly's former manager arrested for allegedly threatening 'sex slave's' dad

by TheWebOfSlime to /s/news from mirror.co.uk

Far-right German politician severely injured in 'assassination attempt'

by useless_aether to /s/Europe from mirror.co.uk

Far-right German politician severely injured in 'assassination attempt'

by TheWebOfSlime to /s/WorldNews from mirror.co.uk

Paedophile priest shot dead ‘by hitmen hired by dad of one of his teen victims’

by useless_aether to /s/pedogate from mirror.co.uk

US Boxer Sugar Ray Robinson Should Have been Charged For the July 8, 1951 Rape & Murder of 7yo British Girl Christine Butcher - Scotland Yard's response "unfortunately neither Robinson his wife or any of his assistants could tell us anything which might lead to the murderer," is totally unconvincing

by MartinTimothy to /s/history from mirror.co.uk

Boy gets horrible case of measles, even after 2 MMR jabs

by SundogsPlace to /s/SundogsPlace from mirror.co.uk

Patient who died during robot surgery had 99% chance of living if human operated

by useless_aether to /s/technology from mirror.co.uk

UK's 'worst ever' child grooming scandal with 100s of girls sold for sex exposed

by Rayfloyd to /s/WorldNews from mirror.co.uk