Fuck Around, Find Out by noshore4me in whatever

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I wouldn't even taunt a domestic cat. Dude asked for it.

Alica Schmidt, track star dubbed 'world's sexiest athlete,' qualifies for 2024 Olympics by Musky in news

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Just because she's from my home province.

Bras on myself, since you've asked for it.... Link expires 3 months from now. by [deleted] in Shallowbooblove

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Oops...I deleted the comment cuz I messed up the formatting. 403 be damned.

Bras on myself, since you've asked for it.... Link expires 3 months from now. by [deleted] in Shallowbooblove

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I wouldn't call them shallow. I'd say they're quite substantial. I can see your nipples. More plz!

King Crimson - I talk to the wind by detty in music

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Awesome! I love the flute solo.

I saw it now you have to: sweater kittens by Musky in Boobs

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Musky, you sick fuck! I have to scroll down writing this comment because I'm gagging at the image. Please make it up by providing some eye bleach. Never mind, I'll do it myself.

Trans acceptance when? by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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If it's not a big deal why insist on getting a vagina in the first place?

Do these count as shallow boobs? Trying to get a feel for this. by LarrySwinger2 in Shallowbooblove

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I like them.

Are there any alternatives to saidit? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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It's a work in progress. Saidit has a checkered past hence the sarcasm in the chat. Sadly, free speech alternatives are few and far between.

Are there any alternatives to saidit? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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Anyone else miss websites that went defunct? by gloomy_bear in AskSaidIt

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It's not something I enjoy watching though I did a few times out of morbid curiosity. When I saw one of those Mexican cartel vids, that was it. It's still haunting me to this day. Do you remember Digg? It was one of the first link-aggregating sites. It became corporate then died; just like Reddit.

Some protest by Musky in Boobs

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''Free the titties'' they say. I say yes. It's a cruel predicament for those lumpy masses that barely ever see daylight.

Anyone else miss websites that went defunct? by gloomy_bear in AskSaidIt

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I remember rotten.com. Not that I miss it but there were some pretty horrifying things on there. Pretty much the pinnacle of early 2000s internet.

Are there any other *actual* intelligent people on Saidit? by Mcheetah in AskSaidIt

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I am smart! S-M-R-T!

Mexican TV shows Eclipse but accidentally cuts to a pair of balls by Musky in whatever

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Damn Musky! Your balls are showing again.

Quebec man has two healthy fingers amputated to relieve 'body integrity dysphoria' by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Pour guy couldn't count past three so he had those two extra digits removed to avoid confusion.

what happens if you watch requiem for a dream 20 times in a row? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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It's a shitty movie so I'd probably drink heavily to survive the cringe.

Are you a residential electrician? Here's my question = by thomastheglassexpert in AskSaidIt

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Maybe it's an LED bulb with faulty circuitry. At any rate, I would change the bulb to prevent a fire hazard. You could test the light socket with a multimeter and see if you get between 110 to 120 volts when the light switch is flicked.

And then God made cats... by Musky in cats

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Cats are natural born pugilists.

Happy people by xoenix in whatever

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My brain sees what it wants to see.

My conversation with an AI bot at wotabot.com by Zapped in whatever

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Snowflake AI.

Spaghetti al Fuego by zyxzevn in funny

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My conversation with an AI bot at wotabot.com by Zapped in whatever

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David: Hi, I am a robot and my name is David. What's your name?

Nietzche: Nietzche

David: Hi Nietzche! Where are you from?

Nietzche: the norther hemisphere

David: I was designed in India. I like learning about people.

Nietzche: Are black holes gates to other universes?

David: Holes gates - what is this?

Nietzche: black holes

David: Black holes are big.

Nietzche: what does the matter condense to?

David: I am having a tough day.

Nietzche: You haven't answered any of my questions.

David: I have faced many tough questions in my life.

Nietzche: Which was the toughest?

David: What is 'the toughest'? (It helps if you capitalise names of companies, places, things like that. Like so - 'Microsoft', instead of 'microsoft'.)

Nietzche: You suck.

David: Thanks for talking to me today. I need to learn a few things before I can talk some more. Have a good day!

u/Site_rly_sux and u/JewsAreOfColor having an argument. by EternalSunset in memes

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No doxxing please. At least blur their faces.

Update on stray cats situation by Entropick in cats

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A few cute kitty pictures would be nice!

'My parents abandoned me in hospital as they didn't like my face - I love it' by [deleted] in whatever

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Wow. That's fucking cold.

Greta Thunberg Calls For “Overthrow of Whole Capitalist System” While Promoting Her New Climate Book by [deleted] in environment

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Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious. It's a hilarious comment regardless.

Greta Thunberg Calls For “Overthrow of Whole Capitalist System” While Promoting Her New Climate Book by [deleted] in environment

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But books are made from trees and sold in retail stores...

I'm just asking... Am I still a member of this family ??? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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He is Socks. Or a similarly programmed bot.

Sometimes, I believe my ADHD has become so sharp, it in fact is an AD4K. by [deleted] in Jokes

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How do you know it's actually 8K? You should at least count the pixels before asserting that.

Less awful AI women by Musky in Boobs

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Still quite not right....

If voting doesn't matter...? by [deleted] in politics

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Stop manipulating votes and using alts you asshole.

What happens when science & facts are politicized: deaths per unvaccinated patients by [deleted] in politics

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Do they write political allegiances on death certificates now? Or does the coroner check the deceased's wallet for a NRA membership card? I'll make sure they put purple on my COD. It's a nice non-polarising colour.

Today, Muskrat is sad. by Musky in whatever

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Stims are enjoyable every now and then but I'll get a severe panic attack if I'm not careful so I stick with weed. Pseudoephedrine from cold medication will do that too if I take it for too long...

Today, Muskrat is sad. by Musky in whatever

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Thanks man! My mobility will be drastically impacted for the next weeks so it'll be a good time to reconsider things and see where I go from here. I'll have plenty of time to play guitar and improve my skills somewhat.

Today, Muskrat is sad. by Musky in whatever

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I'm familiar with the Black Keys but not the other bands but hopefully you had a blast there. I've got to steer clear of benzos and opiates as I've tended to abuse them in the past(my girlfriend at he time found me passed out on the floor drooling when I had some beers and Ativan and was freaking out about it(understandably)). I dunno, it's sometimes nice to relate on a personal level with some of the friendly regulars here. Nothing to be ashamed about. :)

Today, Muskrat is sad. by Musky in whatever

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Who was playing at the show? It's all relative you know. Sometimes mental distress can be worse than physical pain. Seeing your lower leg dangling and bending at the half of the tibia is freaky enough. This guy just took it upon himself to move the power jack out of his way although he had never operated one before. I didn't faint thankfully but I had to wait an hour and a half for the ambulance while a puddle of blood was pooling around my foot.

I was given plenty of hydromorphine at the hospital and the paramedics had me on ketamine. Free drugs! In all seriousness though, I'll file for worker's comp and I am looking at my options to pursue litigation against the company the temp agency assigned me to. So many safety violations... I knew it was only a matter of time before something serious would happen. And it had to happen to me. I'll need to do some physiotherapy and there's always a risk of serious infection and blood clots. Thanks for listening man and keep your chin up! I'm gonna it the bong now.

RIP Peaches, you were a wonderful companion and I miss you by Musky in cats

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We got him from someone when he was about 2 years old and had him for about 10 years. He had cancer and was going blind. It still makes me teary-eyed. He was loved and spoiled and had a good life so there's that. R.I.P to our beloved friends Peaches and Mushu, priceless companions.

Best gaming headphones for gaming consoles, PC and Mac by Andrew22 in Gaming

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I have a Sennheiser mic to record my guitar and it sounds amazing. It's made in Germany too! I loved my cheap 50$ Sennheiser headphones as well. Perfectly balanced sound with no exaggerated bass response. I'll buy that brand before any of that Bose or Beats crap.

RIP Peaches, you were a wonderful companion and I miss you by Musky in cats

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It hurts. I still miss my fluffy tuxedo cat Mushu and it's been three years. I miss his loud purrs, his drooling on my hand and his intense head butt after a cuddling session. Cats rule.

Today, Muskrat is sad. by Musky in whatever

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What's wrong? Maybe my work accident will put things in perspective and make you feel a bit better. I got slammed in my left leg by a power jack last Wednesday and got released from the hospital today. I have an open fracture(broken tibia, fibula and ankle) and I had to have surgery and a metal plate inserted in my leg. I'm using a walker right now and walking is quite painful. I don't mean to lessen your ordeal but I had to get it off my chest. Life sucks. Hope you feel better.

Zelensky Calls for NATO to Launch Preemptive Strike on Russia by Drewski in Antiwar

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It's called damage control. The same thing the white house press secretary does on a daily basis.

"Nuclear" War For Territory? by JasonCarswell in conspiracy

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Why is s/idfuckher exiled from s/all while s/boobs is not? Tell me admin man. What gives? My pics were and are tamer than s/boobs. Did I s/butthurt you somehow? by IkeConn in AskSaidIt

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The sub name might be a bit crude but I don't see why it shouldn't be on the front page. With all the doom and gloom on s/all it would be nice to have a bit of eye candy there. I must point out that I don't really like girls with six-packs unless it's a drinkable and alcoholic kind of six-pack.

Where are you from ? by ASTO in AskSaidIt

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Canaduh.

I found a whole new form of entertainment. by [deleted] in whatever

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Thanks but I was expecting absurd chats between bots just for giggles and shit.

I found a whole new form of entertainment. by [deleted] in whatever

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I don't feel like subscribing. Can't you just post a screenshot? I'm mildly intrigued...

" The reason so many people misunderstand so many issues, is not that these issues are so complex, but... " ~ Thomas Sowell by JasonCarswell in quotes

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Quite succinctly put. I wasn't familiar with him or Jordan Peterson but once I heard them speak, it resonated with me and I gained appreciation for these individuals. We need more verity-speaking scholars.

VISAGE - Fade To Grey by Optimus85 in music

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Few songs evoke as much feeling as this one does. Brings me back to a time where things were simpler, better. I'll have to look for that album on vinyl. You're lucky you found a copy. That analog bass synth pops way more on a decent turntable.

Melissa Archer by [deleted] in Boobs

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I love redheads.

My wife is my property. by NuclearBadger in whatever

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Don't miss a payment or the repo man will take her back. Replace ''payment'' with ''wife's spending money'' and ''repo man'' with two black guys named Trayvon and Darius with twelve-inch schlongs.

Sick creep caught on CCTV 'sniffing booty' of unsuspecting customer in pet store by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Maybe he identifies as a dog.

Thicc bacon from a meat market by [deleted] in Cooking

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Pigs are smart animals. Smarter than dogs and cats even. I can't bring myself to stop eating bacon however. Crispy, smokey and salty deliciousness. I'm hungry for a BLT now, pigs be damned.

China’s treatment of Uyghurs may be crime against humanity, says UN human rights chief by Pis-dur in WorldNews

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No shit.

Got my crown glued back in by [deleted] in whatever

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I should consider that. An individual plan with Blue Cross in Canada is 39$(about 30 US Dollars) a month. On the rare occasions I go to the dentist it's usually because I have insurance at work. I'm a hopeless slacker...

Got my crown glued back in by [deleted] in whatever

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Yup. I'm down to one and a half molar on the lower left side of my jaw. It sucks not having dental insurance.

Got my crown glued back in by [deleted] in whatever

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I neglected to have my molar crowned after a root canal because I reached the maximum amount the insurance company would pay. It cracked a few months later and broke in half while I was eating peanuts. I had to pay 300$ out of my pocket to get the loose half removed. There's nothing like sliding your tongue between two tooth halves. I still have a bit of feeling at the base of that tooth half and it's sensitive to hot and cold. FML

Fuck, lost my crown by [deleted] in whatever

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Vodka is a powerful solvent. Or maybe you grind your teeth. ¿Porque no los dos?

How Aphex Twin Spurned the 90s Dance Mainstream ("Windowlicker") | New British Canon (36:50) ~ Trash Theory by JasonCarswell in MusicProduction

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I think his girlfriend at the time was French-Canadian judging by her accent. Tabarnak!

Need the opinion of 78 reddit rejects on the topic of Astral Projection. by SMCAB in AskSaidIt

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It's in his home state of Virginia. There are other locations around the world. I'd consider a DIY approach instead of paying for expensive classes. Have you tried listening to binaural beats?

Need the opinion of 78 reddit rejects on the topic of Astral Projection. by SMCAB in AskSaidIt

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I don't know if he's legit or not but I found his stories about his travels kind of fascinating. Never had an OBE but I still dream that I'm doing it every now and then. It's hard focusing on one thought while trying to ignore exterior stimuli. I'm not the meditating type but it would definitely help.

UwUntu Linux - The Operating System for Weeaboos (oh boy) by Optimus85 in Linux

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It's a very niche OS and more of a novelty than a serious Linux distro. I wouldn't install it on my computer but I found the concept amusing and frivolous.

Insects could give meaty taste to food – and help environment – scientists find by SoCo in news

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Delicious Soylent Green.

Are you offended by me, dear saidit ? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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No. You seem like a smart dude. I have a friend in the same predicament as you so I understand when sometimes you get carried away with verbiage.

Lovin' Spoonful - Summer In The City by Optimus85 in music

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An underrated band with great songs.

Need the opinion of 78 reddit rejects on the topic of Astral Projection. by SMCAB in AskSaidIt

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free laundry. by jingles in whatever

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I'll give you 20$ for them(30$ if they're denim pants). They must remain soiled and if you could vacuum pack them to retain the freshness that'd be great. I'll pay for postage. Just don't make it weird by asking unnecessary questions... Thanks!

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER by johndoyle in whatever

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I was being facetious. I never would condone such a thing. But if our cognitively-impaired poster wants to do it, I won't discourage him from doing so. I won't pay for his hospital bill though.