Update on stray cats situation by Entropick in cats

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A few cute kitty pictures would be nice!

'My parents abandoned me in hospital as they didn't like my face - I love it' by HongKongPhooey in whatever

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Wow. That's fucking cold.

Greta Thunberg Calls For “Overthrow of Whole Capitalist System” While Promoting Her New Climate Book by Zom in environment

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Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious. It's a hilarious comment regardless.

Greta Thunberg Calls For “Overthrow of Whole Capitalist System” While Promoting Her New Climate Book by Zom in environment

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But books are made from trees and sold in retail stores...

I'm just asking... Am I still a member of this family ??? by GeorgeCarlin in AskSaidIt

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He is Socks. Or a similarly programmed bot.

Sometimes, I believe my ADHD has become so sharp, it in fact is an AD4K. by GeorgeCarlin in Jokes

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How do you know it's actually 8K? You should at least count the pixels before asserting that.

Less awful AI women by Musky in Boobs

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Still quite not right....

If voting doesn't matter...? by [deleted] in politics

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Stop manipulating votes and using alts you asshole.

What happens when science & facts are politicized: deaths per unvaccinated patients by [deleted] in politics

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Do they write political allegiances on death certificates now? Or does the coroner check the deceased's wallet for a NRA membership card? I'll make sure they put purple on my COD. It's a nice non-polarising colour.

Today, Muskrat is sad. by Musky in whatever

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Stims are enjoyable every now and then but I'll get a severe panic attack if I'm not careful so I stick with weed. Pseudoephedrine from cold medication will do that too if I take it for too long...

Today, Muskrat is sad. by Musky in whatever

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Thanks man! My mobility will be drastically impacted for the next weeks so it'll be a good time to reconsider things and see where I go from here. I'll have plenty of time to play guitar and improve my skills somewhat.

Today, Muskrat is sad. by Musky in whatever

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I'm familiar with the Black Keys but not the other bands but hopefully you had a blast there. I've got to steer clear of benzos and opiates as I've tended to abuse them in the past(my girlfriend at he time found me passed out on the floor drooling when I had some beers and Ativan and was freaking out about it(understandably)). I dunno, it's sometimes nice to relate on a personal level with some of the friendly regulars here. Nothing to be ashamed about. :)

Today, Muskrat is sad. by Musky in whatever

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Who was playing at the show? It's all relative you know. Sometimes mental distress can be worse than physical pain. Seeing your lower leg dangling and bending at the half of the tibia is freaky enough. This guy just took it upon himself to move the power jack out of his way although he had never operated one before. I didn't faint thankfully but I had to wait an hour and a half for the ambulance while a puddle of blood was pooling around my foot.

I was given plenty of hydromorphine at the hospital and the paramedics had me on ketamine. Free drugs! In all seriousness though, I'll file for worker's comp and I am looking at my options to pursue litigation against the company the temp agency assigned me to. So many safety violations... I knew it was only a matter of time before something serious would happen. And it had to happen to me. I'll need to do some physiotherapy and there's always a risk of serious infection and blood clots. Thanks for listening man and keep your chin up! I'm gonna it the bong now.

RIP Peaches, you were a wonderful companion and I miss you by Musky in cats

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We got him from someone when he was about 2 years old and had him for about 10 years. He had cancer and was going blind. It still makes me teary-eyed. He was loved and spoiled and had a good life so there's that. R.I.P to our beloved friends Peaches and Mushu, priceless companions.

Best gaming headphones for gaming consoles, PC and Mac by Andrew22 in Gaming

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I have a Sennheiser mic to record my guitar and it sounds amazing. It's made in Germany too! I loved my cheap 50$ Sennheiser headphones as well. Perfectly balanced sound with no exaggerated bass response. I'll buy that brand before any of that Bose or Beats crap.

RIP Peaches, you were a wonderful companion and I miss you by Musky in cats

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It hurts. I still miss my fluffy tuxedo cat Mushu and it's been three years. I miss his loud purrs, his drooling on my hand and his intense head butt after a cuddling session. Cats rule.

Today, Muskrat is sad. by Musky in whatever

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What's wrong? Maybe my work accident will put things in perspective and make you feel a bit better. I got slammed in my left leg by a power jack last Wednesday and got released from the hospital today. I have an open fracture(broken tibia, fibula and ankle) and I had to have surgery and a metal plate inserted in my leg. I'm using a walker right now and walking is quite painful. I don't mean to lessen your ordeal but I had to get it off my chest. Life sucks. Hope you feel better.

Zelensky Calls for NATO to Launch Preemptive Strike on Russia by Drewski in Antiwar

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It's called damage control. The same thing the white house press secretary does on a daily basis.

"Nuclear" War For Territory? by JasonCarswell in conspiracy

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Why is s/idfuckher exiled from s/all while s/boobs is not? Tell me admin man. What gives? My pics were and are tamer than s/boobs. Did I s/butthurt you somehow? by IkeConn in AskSaidIt

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The sub name might be a bit crude but I don't see why it shouldn't be on the front page. With all the doom and gloom on s/all it would be nice to have a bit of eye candy there. I must point out that I don't really like girls with six-packs unless it's a drinkable and alcoholic kind of six-pack.

Where are you from ? by ASTO in AskSaidIt

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Canaduh.

I found a whole new form of entertainment. by [deleted] in whatever

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Thanks but I was expecting absurd chats between bots just for giggles and shit.

I found a whole new form of entertainment. by [deleted] in whatever

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I don't feel like subscribing. Can't you just post a screenshot? I'm mildly intrigued...

" The reason so many people misunderstand so many issues, is not that these issues are so complex, but... " ~ Thomas Sowell by JasonCarswell in quotes

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Quite succinctly put. I wasn't familiar with him or Jordan Peterson but once I heard them speak, it resonated with me and I gained appreciation for these individuals. We need more verity-speaking scholars.

VISAGE - Fade To Grey by Optimus85 in music

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Few songs evoke as much feeling as this one does. Brings me back to a time where things were simpler, better. I'll have to look for that album on vinyl. You're lucky you found a copy. That analog bass synth pops way more on a decent turntable.

Melissa Archer by [deleted] in Boobs

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I love redheads.

My wife is my property. by NuclearBadger in whatever

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Don't miss a payment or the repo man will take her back. Replace ''payment'' with ''wife's spending money'' and ''repo man'' with two black guys named Trayvon and Darius with twelve-inch schlongs.

Sick creep caught on CCTV 'sniffing booty' of unsuspecting customer in pet store by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Maybe he identifies as a dog.

Thicc bacon from a meat market by [deleted] in Cooking

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Pigs are smart animals. Smarter than dogs and cats even. I can't bring myself to stop eating bacon however. Crispy, smokey and salty deliciousness. I'm hungry for a BLT now, pigs be damned.

China’s treatment of Uyghurs may be crime against humanity, says UN human rights chief by Pis-dur in WorldNews

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No shit.

Got my crown glued back in by [deleted] in whatever

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I should consider that. An individual plan with Blue Cross in Canada is 39$(about 30 US Dollars) a month. On the rare occasions I go to the dentist it's usually because I have insurance at work. I'm a hopeless slacker...

Got my crown glued back in by [deleted] in whatever

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Yup. I'm down to one and a half molar on the lower left side of my jaw. It sucks not having dental insurance.

Got my crown glued back in by [deleted] in whatever

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I neglected to have my molar crowned after a root canal because I reached the maximum amount the insurance company would pay. It cracked a few months later and broke in half while I was eating peanuts. I had to pay 300$ out of my pocket to get the loose half removed. There's nothing like sliding your tongue between two tooth halves. I still have a bit of feeling at the base of that tooth half and it's sensitive to hot and cold. FML

Fuck, lost my crown by [deleted] in whatever

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Vodka is a powerful solvent. Or maybe you grind your teeth. ¿Porque no los dos?

How Aphex Twin Spurned the 90s Dance Mainstream ("Windowlicker") | New British Canon (36:50) ~ Trash Theory by JasonCarswell in MusicProduction

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I think his girlfriend at the time was French-Canadian judging by her accent. Tabarnak!

Need the opinion of 78 reddit rejects on the topic of Astral Projection. by SMCAB in AskSaidIt

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It's in his home state of Virginia. There are other locations around the world. I'd consider a DIY approach instead of paying for expensive classes. Have you tried listening to binaural beats?

Need the opinion of 78 reddit rejects on the topic of Astral Projection. by SMCAB in AskSaidIt

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I don't know if he's legit or not but I found his stories about his travels kind of fascinating. Never had an OBE but I still dream that I'm doing it every now and then. It's hard focusing on one thought while trying to ignore exterior stimuli. I'm not the meditating type but it would definitely help.

UwUntu Linux - The Operating System for Weeaboos (oh boy) by Optimus85 in Linux

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It's a very niche OS and more of a novelty than a serious Linux distro. I wouldn't install it on my computer but I found the concept amusing and frivolous.

Insects could give meaty taste to food – and help environment – scientists find by SoCo in news

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Delicious Soylent Green.

Are you offended by me, dear saidit ? by GeorgeCarlin in AskSaidIt

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No. You seem like a smart dude. I have a friend in the same predicament as you so I understand when sometimes you get carried away with verbiage.

Lovin' Spoonful - Summer In The City by Optimus85 in music

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An underrated band with great songs.

Need the opinion of 78 reddit rejects on the topic of Astral Projection. by SMCAB in AskSaidIt

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free laundry. by jingles in whatever

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I'll give you 20$ for them(30$ if they're denim pants). They must remain soiled and if you could vacuum pack them to retain the freshness that'd be great. I'll pay for postage. Just don't make it weird by asking unnecessary questions... Thanks!

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER by johndoyle in whatever

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I was being facetious. I never would condone such a thing. But if our cognitively-impaired poster wants to do it, I won't discourage him from doing so. I won't pay for his hospital bill though.

I pooped my pants yesterday and I'm a grown ass man by johndoyle in whatever

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Anal sex will make your sphincter looser. Be careful.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER by johndoyle in whatever

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You know what I find cathartic? Going to the ghetto at two in the morning and shouting ''nigger'' repeatedly to make sure everyone in the hood hears it. You should try it.

Asstrolls are sliding my forum down to the slave level with sealioning and shitposting. Time to freedom-fight. by JewfatherBikesunwell in SaidIt

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It's a joke.

I can’t get drunk with beer. by [deleted] in whatever

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Hell yeah! Strong IPAs FTW!

Ahoy from another Reddit refugee by NiceButOdd in Introductions

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If that's what you gathered from your time here then you are severely lacking in cognitive abilities. Or maybe this is a lame attempt at humour. Who knows? I'm not even sure you do.

I'm trying to open my father's eyes to the lies of the mainstream media by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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The mainstream media has a way of contradicting itself over time. Just point out out those contradictions and try to appeal to his sense of logic in a non-condescending manner. I'm doing the same with my mother. She is aware that a lot of the agendas being pushed are bullshit. Godspeed.

I redid this meme in high quality and updated the flag/caption of the horny "girl" by iamonlyoneman in memes

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A very apt analogy.

Anger: an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca (Seneca the Younger) by Optimus85 in quotes

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Every time I post a quote there's always someone that reveals something unsavoury about the author. Oh well...

Dewritos by JewfatherBikesunwell in Cooking

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Doridew?

writer, dreamer, surfer, trans, mostly bi. by FAHMIDA in Introductions

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Jack of all trades master of none, stoner, creator, testosterone-driven biological male, hetero. Greetings. - Optimobotus

Canada Quietly Announced Plans for a Digital ID Program by iamonlyoneman in privacy

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Yes he did.

Canada Quietly Announced Plans for a Digital ID Program by iamonlyoneman in privacy

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You replied to your own comment?

WATCH: Girl With Vagina That 'Looks Like A Big Mac with the filling hanging out' Has Surgery To Make It Smaller On TV by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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It looked fine to me. More licking surface.

Happy birthday to me, wish Smokey were here. 🥳 by [deleted] in whatever

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Joyeux anniversaire pour de vrai mon cher rat musqué!

"By promoting conspiracy theories, narcissistic leaders can cause significant societal harm—be it discouraging political engagement, encouraging unhealthy beliefs and behaviors (e.g., the anti-vaccination movement), discrimination, or acts of violence." by [deleted] in politics

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I'm smart enough to discern BS from facts. Remember when 9 out of 10 doctors recommended Marlboros in the 50s? Those were alleged ''smart'' people.

"By promoting conspiracy theories, narcissistic leaders can cause significant societal harm—be it discouraging political engagement, encouraging unhealthy beliefs and behaviors (e.g., the anti-vaccination movement), discrimination, or acts of violence." by [deleted] in politics

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Only an absolute retard with zero self-awareness would post this shit. Or a paid social media influencer. Go gaslight somewhere else, your smelly socks are stinking up the place.

Homemade chicken nuggets by [deleted] in Cooking

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Anytime hon!

Homemade chicken nuggets by [deleted] in Cooking

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I'd marry you if you were a chick.

Don't use DuckDuckGo by TheRealPanzer in Internet

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I was running the text-based executable in the terminal. I thought it would display the media by opening a window like its own X11 instance. Turns out you need links2 on linux and you run that executable with the -g argument. I still can't log into Saidit though.

Don't use DuckDuckGo by TheRealPanzer in Internet

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Cool! It's similar to Lynx. Navigating is interesting to say the least. It offered to display a png and I got a wall of gibberish.

Vicar caught in flagrante with Henry the Hoover carried on after being seen by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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I have yet to become such a distinguished connoisseur.