Would you hug modern scum for 1 billion dollars? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

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I mean I can take a shower and go at myself with brillo pads til I'm comfortable that the heebie jeebies are gone, for my modern scum. I'd do it. It won't make me happier, but I'll have a big fucking boat.

California church's first transgender bishop resigns after being branded racist by jet199 in Transbarrassment

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One look like a pastor, and the other looks like a busted can of biscuits with a mental illness.

Holocaust Denial Arguments: Despite cracking The Enigma Code, the British forces found no record of killings by gassing. by HibikiBlack in conspiracy

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YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK I CAN HANGOUT HERE ANYMORE WITH ALL THE RAMPANT ANTI-SEMITISM ON THE FRONT PAGE. I MEAN I'M ALL FOR FREE SPEECH WHEN WE BASH TRANNIES BUT THIS IS OUT OF HAND. WHAT I LIKE TO BASH IS SAFE! WHAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE BASED ON THE PROGRAMMING THAT MANUFACTURES MY OPINIONS, WHICH I TURN INTO MY OBJECTIVE FACTS, IS OFF LIMITS. BECAUSE THE INTERNET AND THIS WEBSITE WAS INVENTED TO CATER TO MY SENSIBILITIES AND MY SENSIBILITES ONLY!

HOLD ON......MOTHER WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TENDIES AND DON'T EVEN TELL ME WE'RE OUT OF RANCH AGAIN YOU USELESS BITCH!!

Travis Barker Sends Tweet After Getting Picked Up By Ambulance And Taken To Hospital, His Daughter, Kid Cudi And More Ask For Prayers by AmericanMuskrat in Entertainment

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Well then I'm a block of ice with liquid nitrogen for blood.

People spend all kinds of money to go to a disney park, then wait an hour and a half, up to six hours, to get on a ride that breaks down constantly. Time and money well spent, eh. by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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Oh don't get me started on Vegas. They didn't even wait for Covid to start being assholes, even though their Covid response was like a bunch of monkeys fucking a football, but that's for another day.

I flew to Vegas the day I turned 21 years old, the very morning of my birthday, that was 22 years go now holy shit. I always got free rooms, free steaks, money to gamble, free shit everywhere. It was nice, I'm not big time, I'm not small time, but it felt good to get something back for getting your dick knocked in at the tables, or for taking their money so they wanted it back.

I've been there 22 times. And I've vowed to never go back on my own dime. And I never will. I'm lucky enough to go there on an expense account for work, they always have a trade show I have to participate in at least once a year. So that's my Vegas trip now. They will never see another dime of my money.

I remember going right before Covid happened, the buffets started weekend pricing on Thursday and ended Tuesday. They started charging for parking. I mean, really, you're gonna charge me to park so I can walk in here and lose money. No way. I know valet guys there that used to make 80 grand a year in tips, no shit, and now they barely make anything because the consumer was charged to park, sorry Johnny, ask for a raise, I already paid. I still tip because that's just me, but most everyone does not, and I understand it. Last time I was there I gave a cabbie a couple bucks for lifting all the bags, he nearly hugged me, for something that used to be commonplace.

Ultimately, in the end, they do it because it works. They've built that city for Conventions and expense accounts. And the only thing that will stop it is the committee for these large national associations removing their support and going elsewhere. The Indianapolis convention center, as an example, is huge and could handle any show Vegas can, and it would cost the companies that participate half the money.

Orlando was packed, Vegas was packed when I was there last August, as long as we line up with our loot in hand, nothing changes.

I for one am done completely with it. Staycations and inexpensive cabins on a lake with my pontoon is all you're getting out of me anymore, and if you're price gouging, I'll skip it. No matter what. My kids are old enough now. I'm done.

wheelchair-accessible park bench by sthalik in SocialJusticeInAction

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These are the things that make me want to stick a rusty butter knife in my jugular vein.

HE'S ALREADY IN A FUCKING CHAIR FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Elmo Dies Of Myocarditis After Receiving COVID Vaccine by zyxzevn in NoNewNormal

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You hate and love to see it. Bye Bye Elmo. You annoyed the shit out of me when your tickle my balls toy came out. Shouldn't have taken the jab.

People spend all kinds of money to go to a disney park, then wait an hour and a half, up to six hours, to get on a ride that breaks down constantly. Time and money well spent, eh. by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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My bad, still, I needed to tell someone my story. It related at least, haha

It's not really about the money. I have some. I do fine. I didn't hurt myself by going. It's how you get kicked in the balls while spending the money, it makes it a bad experience.

I don't have anything nice to say about giving money to Disney, but to each their own. At least Universal isn't under the Disney flag, that made me feel better. But it sounds like your version is alot more tolerable.

Fauci Says He Has Rebound Covid After Taking Paxlovid by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Fucking die already.

People spend all kinds of money to go to a disney park, then wait an hour and a half, up to six hours, to get on a ride that breaks down constantly. Time and money well spent, eh. by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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Yeah man, it was a one time thing. If she makes it next year, we're doing the meet, and heading straight out of Orlando immediately to a beach where I'll spend a hundred a day. Like it should be. Going to Florida and not seeing sand is abnormal.

Why I love Saidit by female_person in Introductions

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I feel I encapsulated the normie useful idiot with crazy eyes quite well here. Thank you.

People spend all kinds of money to go to a disney park, then wait an hour and a half, up to six hours, to get on a ride that breaks down constantly. Time and money well spent, eh. by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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Listen, the entire city of Orlando is a fucking vacuum for your wallet. It's a prison for good parents who just want to make their children's day, even if just once, to make those "memories."

I'm a very frugal person, not to say cheap, because I spend my money, but I personally believe that my only true vote is in my wallet, and so I absolutley do not spent one red cent of my money in places that don't deserve it. To the best of my ability of course.

My daughter made nationals for a sporting event down there a couple months ago, she was very proud and I was very proud of her. I was pissed because it was in Orlando, and I hate that place with a passion, mainly because of Disney and the assholes who line up with their yearly savings to see an autist in a mouse suit walking around. It's fucking insane.

My daughter really wanted to see Harry Potter land, come to find out it's in TWO PARKS at Universal, and if you want to do the whole thing it's a TWO PARK PASS and a 2 PARK FAST PASS, and if you wish to get any rides in at all those are a necessity.

So for three people I dropped a little over $1200 just to walk in the fucking park and ride the rides faster. Which is double what it would have been because HARRY POTTER LAND IS IN TWO FUCKING PARKS!

On top of that the "magical fucking Hogfucks express train ride of a lifetime" that's suppossed to take you between the two harry potter lands was fucking broken, so we had to walk our happy asses all the way to the other park, which took an hour. At this point I'm feeling like Clark Griswold and I'm about to detour to my truck and get my sporting goods and get my family on that fucking train hell or high-water.

I felt buttfucked. I felt like a normie asshole. I felt like such a fucking jamoke.

Icing on the cake, as I'm sucking down my second frozen Butterbeer because my balls are stuck to my legs again, and I have enough swass sauce to make a sculpture of Hermione out of it, the little troll employee manning the new Hagrid ride informs me that my $522 worth of fast passes don't work on the new ride, because, well it's new, as if that has anything to fucking do with it.

Get fucked Orlando. Get fucked.

Why I love Saidit by female_person in Introductions

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I'm a fan of conspiracy theories

Well you sound like a holocaust denier and a flat-earther. Burn at the stake you witch!

I'm a Coincidence Theorist, and that term is now approved for use by people and so I can be it and shame you for believing in the Illuminati and Epstien didn't kill himself. The govt is great. I love CNN. I want to suck on Don Lemons balls right now. Insulin pump the vaccine right into my fucking heart 24/7! EVERYONE NOT LIKE ME SHOULD BURN IN HELL!

BAN THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY!

'Greatest ever' bodybuilder whose strength 'wasn't human' now can barely walk by asterias in news

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Well it's certainly tied with years of rampant overuse of anabolic steroids.

That will never happen they say! Slippery slope is a fallacy they say! by SMCAB in NoNewNormal

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I have no problem with making it safer, I also have a huge problem with some asshole getting hammered and not hydrating and dying and now concerts are banned. It's the same reasoning as to why I have a 15 minute timer on my turkey fryer, because stupid people burned their house down with them. Not really my problem, and now I have to set a timer to turn my fryer back on four times to cook a bird. I disabled it really, but my point still stands.

All your points are valid, and I agree that things can and should be made available. Canceling life? Canceling life through a gubmint? Nah, I'll skip that. The vast majority of people are fine at these things in reality.

I was unaware of any current laws passed anywhere, which made this sound worse to me. Even still, I don't need safety from my govt. I can handle that on my own.

What's next? Pools are disbanded because a child drowned? It isn't that far away from this. It never stops. And personal responsibility will always remain more important in my book.

That will never happen they say! Slippery slope is a fallacy they say! by SMCAB in NoNewNormal

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Who knows, either way, you're government stopping you from having events outside for something that's been an issue for thousands of years is utterly ridiculous and a classic example giving up liberty for the facade of safety. Hydrate, wear sunscreen, and if you can't hack it find some AC. This isn't a public health issue.

This is a "We already know you're passive idiots now, and now we're going to show you how stupid you really are" mandate.

My lord this translates pretty well doesn't it? by SMCAB in memes

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Sorry for the quality. Had to post it.

Coming out as delusional to my mom by lunarstrain in TumblrInAction

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Who would have thought, in 2022, the parenting manual would have a chapter on what to do if your kid identifies as a table leg?

Good day saiditters by RichardsonDavis in Introductions

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For fucks sake dude I just broke a blood vessel laughing at that. My head hurts. I just watched that movie two days ago.

Good day saiditters by RichardsonDavis in Introductions

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From reddit, but seems genuine?????? I call bullshit. Oh maybe there are a few. I need to be more positive.

Welcome. Just don't be a sissy and pretend there aren't different people in the world. But you don't seem like the "the way I feel inside is the only thing people can talk about" kind of person. Free speech is uncomfortable, you'd do well here to find comfort in it.

Coming out as delusional to my mom by lunarstrain in TumblrInAction

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He left. His kid thinks he's a flying mythical creature, and his wife accepts it.

He went out for cigarettes and never came back, as it should be.

Coming out as delusional to my mom by lunarstrain in TumblrInAction

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Exactly. I was talking about this with a friend today and we came up with all sorts of shit for different little furry fuckers.

My guess is they'd figure out real quick, they are just ill, and the game is no longer fun.

You can literally lose your job and reputation for being labelled a TERF. But nah. No one is allowed to be victims except for the gayz and the trains and the blacks by beerghal in TumblrInAction

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You can be whatever you want to be, member. I'm a massive black dildo in a pornstars drawer. Wigger is a lampshade. Crustybutt is a box of rocks.

Embrace your inner fuckface.

Coming out as delusional to my mom by lunarstrain in TumblrInAction

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So, not really off topic but maybe a bit.

If my son comes home and tells me he's a cat, and I instantly start feeding it fancy feast once a day, make it shit and piss in a sandbox, and make it lick milk from a saucer on the floor, make it lick itself to be clean, and shoo it away from me 95 percent of time and tell it to fuck off, wouldn't that be the right thing to do? You know, like be about it you little pussy, am I right?

Genius study suggests that being a fat diesel dyke slob means you probably don't care as much about your looks as a straight chick does. by hfxB0oyA in news

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Best title in a long time. Quality content.

You can literally lose your job and reputation for being labelled a TERF. But nah. No one is allowed to be victims except for the gayz and the trains and the blacks by beerghal in TumblrInAction

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My boss would say " What the fuck is a Terf, now get the fuck out of my office and whatever a Terf is be more of it, you sell a lot of shit."

Chattanooga Lefty Protest Leader Says Supreme Court Justices "Need To Be Afraid - We Know Their Addresses" by IkeConn in Chattanooga

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Afraid of what? Getting hit with a chicken tender from a limpwristed fatass faggot doesn't hurt.

Rudy Giuliani Slapped, Insulted by Supermarket Worker Angry Over Roe v. Wade Decision - Independent by JohnDrone in USnews

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Let's pretend the slap was for being implicit in 9/11, then it makes more sense.

WATCH: Press Sec Abruptly Ends Questioning When Fox News Reporter Brings Facts on Electric Vehicles - Independent by JohnDrone in USPolitics

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This is what happens when you place a person in a position of importance based on their skin, or their reproductive parts, and not their merit. Add to it that she's a typical lefty, and this is what you get.

It's the equivalent of stamping your feet because your toy isn't shiny anymore.

[VIDEO] Woman Unleashes “Demonic Meltdown” On Her Living Room Floor Over “Roe v Wade” Ruling - Independent by JohnDrone in funny

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Nope, it's not a mental illness. It's not a mental illness. It's not a mental illness. It's not a mental illness.

You refuse to have sex with us? Challenge accepted. by Chipit in memes

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There are enough babies coming out of the womb in full on clown makeup already. This is only helpful.

Smart Little Girls by chottohen in memes

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10 to 1 Brandon is trying to finger one of those girls in the butthole. Hence the wide smile.

I Got Thrown Off Etsy and PayPal for Expressing My Belief in Biological Reality. As indicated above, Etsy doesn’t let users promote “violence.” And yet Etsy is home to a thriving cottage industry of crafters whose products celebrate the infliction of various sadistic punishments upon “TERFs.” by Chipit in censorship

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No way man, my cock is way too impressive to rid this earth of it. I make and raise real members of society with it. It's too valuable.

Trans Women have no oblicaation to care about RW... Men do though!! by awkwardphilosopher in TumblrInAction

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I refuse to learn this terminology, I don't need to, all you need to know is Trannies Are Mentally Ill. It covers it all.

TAMI TAMI TAMI. See I can do it too.

FLAKWIN and see what LANDNRIN. POOPERTITTIES the males and YOGOFLOG the females. ASLDKN3IND the children and make sure not to MABDUHWKN on your ALAIENNS.

Have a good day, or HAGD.

Back to the drawing board, Aiden. by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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I hope it's permanent, gives you something to aim at.

Eating a burger at a vegan protest by P-38lightning in funny

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4 more seconds and you'd see their salivation dripping from below the mask, but you can't get social points for just simply eating a hamburger, you have to be mad at meat.

Ex-Raiders player Warren Sapp has finally said what has apparently been a guarded secret in the Raiders camp when he revealed that Colin Kaepernick’s workout with the team was a “disaster.” by Chipit in Sports

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Not releasing the video is weird. It's a perfect way to say, "See he just sucks really bad at football, we ain't trying to oppress him and sheeeet! Whitey ain't fuckin with that muh fucka!"

God forbid a system based on merit.

The developing perception of the US, thanks to a cruel minority by crustybutt in politics

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Wouldn't be you without some mainstream links. I'll keep it in mind, and send it back to you when you finally decide to off yourself because you're tired of holding your dick. I also noticed how quickly you had that on hand, read it again, actually don't, the world would be better off without you.

The developing perception of the US, thanks to a cruel minority by crustybutt in politics

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I knew you couldn't do it. I knew you couldn't keep your word, that's just the kind of fatass liar you are.

Get this straight you lying fatfuck, I insult YOU and your ilk. And you and your ilk are deserving of every bit of it.

Stop projecting you fat liar, I love myself immensely, which is exactly why I act the way I do to you, and conversely why you can't take it. Go get a mirror and figure it out, do some workouts while you're at it.

The developing perception of the US, thanks to a cruel minority by crustybutt in politics

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Well talking like a fag it is.

You responded to me already you fucking moron.

I responded, what the fuck are you gonna do about it?

Sorry I hurt your pussy.

When Asked ‘What Are Your Pronouns,’ Don’t Answer. A seemingly innocuous question masks a demand for conformity with a regressive ideology. by Chipit in politics

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Nah, just show em your cock. That will get your point across quite nicely.

The developing perception of the US, thanks to a cruel minority by crustybutt in politics

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I've added this to the list of your alts.

Are you going to explain yourself, or just talk like a fag?

Ketchup-Flavored Ice Pops Are Making A Debut In Canada by Zapped in Food

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I mean, their ketchup chips are really good. Can't see it translating to frozen ice though.

The developing perception of the US, thanks to a cruel minority by crustybutt in politics

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They never realize what they advocate for until it's too late. It's a passing definition for being ideologically retarded.

Crustybutt will be standing in a bread line, literally crying because the last Starbucks that took cash instead of credits is closed, and he will, so very audaciously say, "What the fuck is happening here?" As if he and his ilk haven't been actively advocating for it for decades. They are galactically stupid.

Meanwhile, I'll be on the side of the road in an orange jumpsuit because I survived my fight the govt., and I'll be telling him "Tap yourself on the shoulder moron, we've been telling you for years."

Reddit is advocating to start a violent insurrection by AXXA in MeanwhileOnReddit

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It always cracks me up when a boy, who's only attempt at violence is whipping his tendies at the wall because a Japanese wrestler lost a match, calls for violence.

I'd love to help them with their little weekend adventure.

Learn the 3 Stages of a Toxic Relationship by GeorgeCarlin in Relationships

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I can't wait.

Well I guess it's back to rusty hangers in an alley behind the White Hen Pantry again. by SMCAB in memes

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I don't. I just want them to use rusty hangers to pull it off. The crying girl will always make me laugh. It's gold.

Honestly, I see all sides of this one. I think there are alot of strong arguments on both sides of this issue. I don't use my thumbs to debate on it much though. I have a cock and I raise my children. My liberty is all I care about, I spend my time arguing about that.

I've been banned from #subscribed in SaidIt Chat for precrime or making fun of AmericanMuskrat's bullshit. So much for muh freeze peaches. Stay classy. by JasonCarswell in censorship

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Can it be a bro-down though? Pretty accurate.

I'm interested in hearing what you think about a fem-battle?

Ingesting semen can improve your IQ and boost your mood, studies claim by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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Not true, crustybutt is still dumb as fuck.

Learn the 3 Stages of a Toxic Relationship by GeorgeCarlin in Relationships

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I'm in a toxic relationship with my govt.

Judge jailed after being found driving naked in town for third time in a year by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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We gonna see if we can't come up with a verdict up in hereah!

All that Remains - Two Weeks by MeatCommercial in music

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I love these guys, pre sellout radio tunes era of course. It's not the same without Oli.

I've been banned from #subscribed in SaidIt Chat for precrime or making fun of AmericanMuskrat's bullshit. So much for muh freeze peaches. Stay classy. by JasonCarswell in censorship

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Why do you guys have to fight? There are plenty of idiots roaming the halls here now that want to turn this place into reddit. Seems to me that is where your aggression should be pointed. Train those idiots, then you can get back to your little chat spat.

Let's see how many of our new members claim me to be a pro-whateverthefuck buzzword of the day is instead of realizing they are on a meme page. by SMCAB in memes

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Oh so you're one of those "If I get the last word I'll win in my puny little walnut brain" kind of faggots.

Go ahead, say something else retarded, and I'll let you win so you can have something to jerk off to while you cry tonight.

Let's see how many of our new members claim me to be a pro-whateverthefuck buzzword of the day is instead of realizing they are on a meme page. by SMCAB in memes

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You're so cute.

Let's see how many of our new members claim me to be a pro-whateverthefuck buzzword of the day is instead of realizing they are on a meme page. by SMCAB in memes

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Well you tried little fucker.

Remember, the world needs all sorts of different people, even you.

The left can't argue for abortion rights if women don't exist by jet199 in politics

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There is no reasoning with a leftist. It can only be beaten.

Let's see how many of our new members claim me to be a pro-whateverthefuck buzzword of the day is instead of realizing they are on a meme page. by SMCAB in memes

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You must be a blast a parties.

What a reddit thing to say. And yeah, I am, I always have the blow.

Why are you obsessed with me?

It's not really that hard to remember a username and the whiny retarded shit they say when that's all they do. I'm sure it might be challenging for you based on your display so far, but keep it up little trooper. You'll graduate to the Pull-Ups soon enough with a little effort.

Let's see how many of our new members claim me to be a pro-whateverthefuck buzzword of the day is instead of realizing they are on a meme page. by SMCAB in memes

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I don't know, but if I was you I'd make the CHOICE to SHOOT myself. You're a whiner, and you've spent the entirety of your time here complaining about this place. You're a typical disengenious "What I like is good, and what I don't like is forbidden" child like thinking complainer.

Be the change you'd like to see, or shut the fuck up.

Starting a manhunt over hurt feelings by MusicalGalaxy in SocJus

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Come get some and I'll grab your ass while I choke you out and then pistol whip you with your own gun you fucking twink.

Wisconsin first-grade teacher leads her students in pledge of allegiance to the “Pan-African” flag. by GrilledTofu in TumblrInAction

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When is that Civil War everyone talks about? I want in.

Let's see how many of our new members claim me to be a pro-whateverthefuck buzzword of the day is instead of realizing they are on a meme page. by SMCAB in memes

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Dude, these people have zero self love. They hate themselves, that's why they hate everyone else and words hurt them so bad. They even hate the people who agree with them.

I don't disagree with you at all though. All valid points, I just think they stem from self-hate.

Let's see how many of our new members claim me to be a pro-whateverthefuck buzzword of the day is instead of realizing they are on a meme page. by SMCAB in memes

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I love the lefty eyes. It's such a strong indicator of how much self-loathing seething you're about to witness.

New Anne Frank Just Dropped by Tarrock in politics

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Fake diaries are so hot right now.

Feeling *actual depression* from the loss of r/TiA by Pure_Aeternus in TumblrInAction

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bro what reason would someone have to deny the holocaust other then to try and make the nazis look like innocent victims

Wow, one can't exist without the other? This is your first example of 11 year old thinking. And I'm not your fucking bro. Reddit fag.

You do know the same people that deny the holocaust also believe in the Illuminati,our government running satanic rituals,blood libel,and other batshit crazy stuff?

Wow, second example of your 11 year old thinking. Pretty broad brush there Rembrandt. Reddit fag.

Explain to me how that in any way makes us look like the rational sane side?

I will explain to you, since you clearly can't read with comprehension, that this argument has nothing to do with the holocaust, and everything to do with censorship. Since you can't even figure that out, you're probably not worth explaining anything else to. Reddit fag.

You mentioned above you're outta here. Don't wait, just do it now. You're a reddit fag and won't make it here. Too soft and too childlike to hang with adults. You've shown your ass, time to hoist your pull-ups back up.

19 health workers dead after COVID-19 vaccination; health experts demand investigation. (2021) by HibikiBlack in VaccineInjuries

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Those are all just coincidences you racist!

Feeling *actual depression* from the loss of r/TiA by Pure_Aeternus in TumblrInAction

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Nothing is off limits, that's what free speech means. Fuck the left, fuck the right, and fuck anyone that wants to remove one more ounce of my liberty.

You are no authority on the holocaust, and you obviously have zero concept of what those people believe, and why they believe it.

I for one don't care what I look like to anyone, that's the problem, people suppressing truth because they care about their stats with strangers, and they have been conformed to shut up because of shaming and propaganda.

Not everything is what it seems, and you are very clearly a normie to dismiss something, that if you gave it a second of your own thought you just might come to a different conclusion. You just see it differently, and that's okay, so does a denier, and that's okay too. You don't make my rules. I make my own.

The left doesn't need ammunition, they are still spending all they have into their own foot.

Toddler tears as the nation’s children begin to receive COVID shots by pcpmasterrace in news

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, I don't really have to deal with that, sorry, it's like being infested with roaches I imagine. Here we just have like three people with blue hair and they can't look anyone in the eye because of their rampant mental illness and insecurity. So it really isn't an issue.

Toddler tears as the nation’s children begin to receive COVID shots by pcpmasterrace in news

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Just wait, it's getting worse by the day, the influx of those crybabies that just got canceled from that fucking sub everyone is talking about are already here trying to cancel. It's so fucking disengenious I can't help but laugh.

Feeling *actual depression* from the loss of r/TiA by Pure_Aeternus in TumblrInAction

[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nobody gives a fuck what YOU are here for. Which you've made clear is to say, "What I like is okay, what I don't like is bad."

You're calling people retarded? How rich.

Feeling *actual depression* from the loss of r/TiA by Pure_Aeternus in TumblrInAction

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The thread wasn't on this board genius. Get a clue. Go back up and read it again, this time with a basic understanding of English.

I'll say whatever I want, to whomever I want, whenever I want, on any board I want, online or otherwise. And you'll do nothing about it, and whatever you say about it won't matter. Get fucked.

What I said was on topic to the comment made on this board. You reddit homos aren't going to like it here, because you can't make me shut up, you can't wipe my username, you can't downvote me to oblivion, as if that would matter to me at all, and until the rest of you faggots get here, you won't be the majority either.

Take your labels and get in the sandbox with the rest of your crybaby ilk. Remember to pull the diapers back up after you piss.

Toddler tears as the nation’s children begin to receive COVID shots by pcpmasterrace in news

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There is always a sliver lining, even if it's an uncomfortable one.

Feeling *actual depression* from the loss of r/TiA by Pure_Aeternus in TumblrInAction

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I'm having a hard time wondering how you have the audacity to be on this website, that champions the very thing you and your reddit cohorts here seem to be against, which is anti-censorship, and then turn around and say what you just said. It screams of child like thinking, and you can say whatever you please, but what you think you're fighting for protects whatever anyone pleases to post on the front page of this place, whether your sissy ass sensibilities like it or not. Grow up. You may call yourself a woke hating leftist, and if that's the case, then act like one, oh wait, you already are. A leftist is a leftist after all.

Florida woman shoots dead neighbor, 26, who broke into her house, stood over her bed as she slept and attacked her by HongKongPhooey in news

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Another one for the good guys. Keep gunning them down citizens.

Black teacher who objected to ‘white privilege’ training wins $525,000 settlement after retaliation from school by jet199 in TheAntiWokeLeft

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It's so nice to hear about a sensible person in the wild. Most of my black friends despise niggers. They understand they make them look bad.

Employees Claim New CEO Consistently Pulls Penis Out 9 Steps Before Arriving at Urinal by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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I'm not able to whip my cock out in the restroom unless I'm standing on a corporate approved dot. This guy has it nice.

6 people were dead after a Vietnam-era helicopter crashed in West Virginia by Sunshine14 in WorldNews

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Damn, should have had a cave dwelling hodgie with no training fly it, they can pull off IMPOSSIBLE MANUEVERS!

Toddler tears as the nation’s children begin to receive COVID shots by pcpmasterrace in news

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10 enlarged hearts coming right up!

Feeling *actual depression* from the loss of r/TiA by Pure_Aeternus in TumblrInAction

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You're right, that was an incredibly reddit thing to say.

If you're feeling actual depression from this action, and if your "life's work" consisted of posts on a trannie website, something tells me your favorite sub on a faggot website going down is the least of your issues.

For fucks sake.

Golf should be used to torture people. Hear me out. by SMCAB in GOLF

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No they can't. I'm way past the point of hitting houses, but Covid brought out a whole brigade of whackfucks who suck royally at golf and will never get better.

ABIM: "There shall be no public accountability on our decision to de-certify Dr. McCullough" by zyxzevn in CorruptScience

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I agree! Jab me harder! I'm on an insulin pump that courses that sweet, sweet elixir straight into my heart. I feel fucking great!

Why is it so hard for saiditors to admit Indians are the master race? by yabbit in AskSaidIt

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The master race at shitting in the street.

All the white people who live around me keep giving me dirty looks by yabbit in whatever

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Because they always see you on a different bike, and they know you're stealing them. The last one had a fucking banana seat and tassels on the handle grips.

So I'm noticing a trend lately and I'd like to see what the general consensus of 56 people is. by SMCAB in AskSaidIt

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That's for sure.

Chris Hedges: The global ruling class is cementing into place a world where they govern without accountability, we are reduced to serfdom, the climate crisis accelerates and mass death is normalized. by HongKongPhooey in politics

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Hedges isn't all bad. I've read all his books, and he explains imperialism, the corporate state, and the death of real liberalism quite well. He sued Obama over Section 1021 of the NDAA, he's been arrested for what he believes in, and that I can respect. He walks the walk. More balls than most. Gotta give him credit for that.

Unfortunately, he's way too stuck and staunch and doesn't call out bullshit like climate change and trannies. He doubles down. But nobody is perfect, and I know plenty of fake tough guys that could learn from him on how to really stand up for what they believe in.

INDIA VS PAKISTAN MILITARY POWER -Who Would Win by zafarkhan in videos

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Pakistan all day. They are governed by a violent religion, and less malnourished.

Lesbian couple discover that they could be half-sisters by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

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This article says they can't have babies. That's hate speech.

What to do on 4th of July for a really hot 21 year old. by FuckYourMom in AskSaidIt

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Buttfucking duh.

Healthy young people now dying en masse across Australia, and the corporate media still won’t dare mention vaccines by ROSS921 in conspiracy

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Thanks, I appreciate it.

To be fair I didn't lose my job since my employer just was going to go along with whatever mandate OSHA put out, and when that was struck down, there was some relief there. But I would have, without question, not taken a vaccine or a forced medical procedure to work there, or anywhere. I made it clear, I was told I would be fired, and I said so be it.

As far as the family and friends. So what? If you don't want to be my friend because I chose not to play Russian roulette with my health because of a strain of a cold, that says a hell of alot more about them then it does about me, and as far as I'm concerned, they did me a favor. No hate or love lost. I couldn't care less.