LOL WUTWhat’s your job in the glorious people’s commune after the revolution comrades?

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[–]UncleWillard56 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (15 children)

You know, they usually shoot the useful idiots after the revolution has been won. They're typically not very useful having spend the majority of their lives either protesting or diddling themselves to furry porn in their parents' basements.

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (14 children)

This guy gets it. Anyone who understands the term useful idiot is okay in my book. They are the literal mechanism for the fall of countries, liberty, and freedom. Whether you buy an IPhone or an Android is neither here nor there.

[–]LyingSpirit472 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

That'd require them to be "useful" idiots.

The reason there's been no communist revolution in at least the last decade is that the ones asking for it also say their anxiety is too high for them to be the one taking up arms and fighting themselves.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (12 children)

No no no, the useful idiots are the ones who stand around and advocate for their own demise without a hint of Irony. By parroting govt talking points, listening to govt funded and CIA steered "news", getting jabbed, buying Anderson Cooper body pillows, and doing anything they can to stol thinking for themselves, they are very very "useful." Not to me, but to the demise of my liberty. They don't take up arms.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

As opposed to the useful idiots who parrot the talking points of a different "news" program that says things they believe instead, are willing to not get jabbed because a '90s sex symbol who was seen as an idiot even in the 1990s said their kid won't be prom queen or quarterback of the football team if they do, worship Donald Trump as Jesus- not even 'they believe Jesus wants him to be President', but 'they literally believe Jesus Christ has risen from the dead and been reincarnated as Trump', and making it clear they'd quite literally die just to pwn the libs- they're equally 'useful'.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (10 children)

Why did you turn this into a left vs right thing? And you want to speak about useful idiots? That's kinda rich. I'm not sure you understand the term.

I'm not sure why you did that. I said mainstream news, are you admitting that it's left leaning?

I said got jabbed, since when was getting jabbed a left vs right thing?

Show me on the doll where Donald Trump touched you so I can understand.

The term useful idiot was derived from, and still means, people who allow themselves to be indoctrinated by globalist/communist propaganda in the goal of allowing a subversion of your liberty through the means of installing communism.

By doing what you just did, which was clearly waving your flag in the face of what was being said to you even though it shouldnt have invoked that response, by automatically turning it into a left vs right thing, we'll my friend, I think you just found out you just might be a useful idiot. Don't be mad at me, I didn't coin the term.

So since we are on that subject. Why do you think it is that, since you've just admitted that mainstream news is left leaning, they chose the left to subvert your liberty? Do you have any thoughts on why globalists have chosen the left to subvert your livelyhood?

Liberty is the only thing matters anymore, without it you aren't human. I don't give a fuck if a literal orange person with 2 dicks coming out of his forehead is the guy who preserves it as long as possible. And I don't care what side he's on either, I'll gladly become a Democrat when that's their main talking point. Til then, I'll keep voting with my wallet and voting libertarian and watch the world burn.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

ok useful idiot.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (8 children)

Wow, I thought you had a brain? It's good to have the info now though. Thanks.

[–]LyingSpirit472 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

whatever you say, useful idiot.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Are you sure?

[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Phew. Gonna need bigger gulags.

[–]CheeseWizard 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's a lot of lattes. Nobody ever expects the marxism-starbuckism inquisition.

[–]LtGreenCo 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

making lattes whenever needed

Nice, I hope you've got people lined up to raise the cows, pasteurize the milk, farm the coffee beans, repair the espresso machine, etc?

I'm gonna be the communal diaper boy, I'm gonna poop my diapies and everyone can take turns changing it to take a break from work.

Alright, and farm the cotton, produce the linen, make the diapers, and a way of disposing of or at least cleaning the diapers that doesn't put the whole commune at risk of dying from Cholera and other feces-born diseases.

I have no marketable skills, no work ethic, no talents, but I'm quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. There's just someplace I'd rather be.

Oh you'd be perfect as a government official of some sort.

real answer: childcare fun answer: sexual mutual aid

Something tells me you want to combine specialties.

I have no idea what role I'd be doing outside of certainly monitoring weather, developing new propaganda, and maintaining arms stocks.

Great! You will definitely need the propaganda and arms to keep the disgruntled masses from revolting.

If you commune has jobs I dont want it

No worries. You can serve the commune by becoming human beef jerky. Guys, calm down, I know it sounds gross now but trust me when you go hungry for a week it will be more appealing.

Probably social and therapeutic services of some kind. Especially helping ND folks (particularly queer and trans ones)

The trannies will definitely need it once they realize they can't get hormones. But let's be honest they will probably also end up as beef jerky.

It's cool, I'll handle all of the identity politic lawyering, so I can represent you and defend you

Awww how cute, he thinks there will be an actual justice system.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I've a good idea for a reality show. Find a bunch of these internet communists. Get a good mix of them. Give them a bunch of land in the wilderness and let them build an idealized society themselves. A make your own kabutz sort of deal. I reckon it would be exceptionally entertaining.

Aren't there those islands off the coast of California nobody lives on? Maybe we could get California to give us one as a gift towards the spirit of communism? Hell maybe could even spin the reality show as a way push the profits into the new communist community. Either way be infinitely entertaining. I suspect the whole thing will fall apart when 90% of them refuse to be farmers.

[–]x0x7 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Asking people questions until they demand I kill myself.

[–]OuroborosTheory 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

this is the mirror image of the crypto bros' remote-work gated communities in places like El Mozote or Gikondo

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I love that the person with the username "This American stands with Black Lives Matter" says "I don't want to think too hard right now in my life", followed up by "Haven't learned a single useful thing". Well then.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Reading that, I see that there's a handful of replies that involve serious manual labor. But all the rest are (shockingly /s) calling dibs some sit-on-my-ass, goldbricking task where they don't have to actually break a sweat or generate a callus. They are constitutionally incapable of understanding that, in the revolution that they so desperately pray for, they will have no real value aside from dumb labor; all of the shit they're offering to do will given out to people loyal to those in control of the new order.

If it weren't for the fact that doing so would tip over cart for the people who matter in the world, I'd love for these keyboard socialist/communists to get what they keep asking for, let them have their faces shoved deep and hard into the shitpile that results.

[–]Nintendogirl2 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Easy solution. Offer them a one-way vacation to North Korea, so that they can enjoy their "glorious communist utopia" without destroying any non-communist countries.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

See, that's the thing. They'll never accept that offer.

Much like the minorities who cry about about how awful it is being forced to live amongst all of these disgusting whites, but won't pack up and head to countries where their own race/ethnicity dominates, these muppets will never give up the standard of living that allows them to complain the way that they do. Because, while they'll die before admitting it, they know that North Korea or the other hammer-and-sickle spin-off states--or whatever part of South America, Africa, or Asia that they hold up as their "true" home, for the minorities--will never let them get away with the shit that spout.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah the North Koreans aren't going to accept a bunch of redditors lol. They don't want that shit.

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

These people are like immature teenagers who think that their parents are horrible people for not letting them do whatever they want. They are too stupid (despite thinking they are smarter than everyone else) to understand that the very system, flawed as it is, that they wish to topple is what allows them to have a relatively comfortable existence despite their mediocrity.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

They don’t grasp the levels of complexity that underpin the modern world.

They’d kill off the productive members of society and then find they don’t know how to change the wifi password, let alone keep a modern water treatment works, power generation and distribution network running.

They’d return themselves to below the levels of feudal serf in about six months, and at least feudal serfs knew how to do useful things.

Occupy Wallstreet and then CHAZ were prime examples of the shit that goes down when these fuckers get any sort of organisational control. Services breakdown and it devolves into an ever-decreasing purity spiral, and in the case of CHAZ men with guns turn up and start killing people with impunity.

I think they honestly believe that the only reason productive people get paid more is privilege. They have no concept of competence, and certainly none of experience judging by how many TikTok’s there are complaining about entry level jobs in otherwise lucrative fields.

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I wish I could upvote this more than once as you have articulated the heart of the matter better than I ever could.

For people who claim a capitalist system is evil, they sure do seem super focused on money, particularly their belief that any dollar that doesn’t end up in their own pockets is somehow the result of some ill gotten gain.

The even bigger irony is that these people tend to be some of the most conspicuous consumers, obsessed with having the latest gadgets, access to multiple streaming services so they can talk endlessly about TV shows and movies rather than develop their own opinions or personalities. I’m sure most of them buy recreational drugs, expensive coffee drinks, and pricey craft beer too.

They think they are being edgy by talking about their post revolution jobs, but all they are really doing is admitting they are losers who are willing to drag everyone else down to their level in order to get ahead.

Honestly, if all of them disappeared tomorrow, society wouldn’t suffer one bit and probably would improve. I wonder, if on some subconscious level, their reptile brains understand this, driving their desire to burn it all down.

[–]ClassroomPast6178[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Honestly, if all of them disappeared tomorrow, society wouldn’t suffer one bit

This.

There contributions, positive or negative, are so infinitesimally small, that their absence would make absolutely no difference to the world. They’re the human equivalent of sea foam, visible but with zero physical impact.

[–]xoenix 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I like the mock Marx indignation in the tone of that post.

[–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Whatever lets me smuggle in the blow.