Bros creator Billy Eichner blasts 'homophobic weirdos' after his gay romcom disappoints by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

[–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"...everyone who ISN’T a homophobic weirdo should go see BROS tonight."

Trying to shame people into watching shit, they tried that with that utter failure of a Ghostbusters remake and it didn't work for them either.

"Last night I snuck in and sat in the back of a sold out theater playing BROS in LA,' he wrote on Sunday. 'The audience howled with laughter start to finish, burst into applause at the end, and some were wiping away tears as they walked out. It was truly magical.'"

r/thathappened

Oh, and it doesn't matter what the critics thought of the movie, their opinions are blatantly biased and that was true even before IdPol became the driving force in entertainment. The real metric of the movie's quality is in those receipts. And $4m on opening says it quite clearly, this one's a floater that needs to be flushed.

Bros creator Billy Eichner blasts 'homophobic weirdos' after his gay romcom disappoints by HongKongPhooey in NotTheOnion

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Obviously sweaty, you're one of those self-hating gays with the internalized homophobia. Stop being part of the problem and start being part of the solution!

Bad things only happen in capitalism by NerveActive in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You know what I find truly entertaining about the whole "you owe us forever because slavery" rhetoric? I cannot recall anyone trying to pump the tribes--more than a few of whom definitely owned slaves--for reparations over that. You'd think that someone would have lined up a shot on at least the tribes with the casino revenue coming in.

Bad things only happen in capitalism by NerveActive in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Which actually goes a long way to explaining all of the bullshit that he came up with. He was trying to justify his own life of not getting out there and breaking a sweat to earn his daily bread. And how better than to spin up a load about how certain people inherently deserve more for doing less, but that's okay because those certain people are looking out for the ones doing all of the icky manual labor.

Bad things only happen in capitalism by NerveActive in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They're taking what is essentially a desire to be parasitic NEETs and presenting it to the world with a thin facade of Marxist ideology in an effort to give it legitimacy.

Bad things only happen in capitalism by NerveActive in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Haven't you heard? Those never count (and they never did) because they were always, somehow, not real. That's why the muppets need to keep trying again and again and again until they finally get it right (meaning that they're finally the ones giving the orders).

It’s a video game Jan, calm down. by Doodle00 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sorry, that was last revolution's term, the new one is Comradx. And since you didn't know that, you're obviously a capitalist infiltrator and will be dealt with accordingly.

Remember that student loan forgiveness Biden promised? It's not happening. by Canbot in whatever

[–]LordoftheFlies 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Which we already knew though. Like pretty much anything promised during a campaign, it's only going happen at long as there are votes to be wrung from it. But once the election is secured, there'll suddenly be a truckload of reasons why it "can't" be done (and, naturally, it's mostly/entirely the other party's fault, donchaknow).

Have you guys seen Reddit lately? Opinion? by FuckYourMom in whatever

[–]LordoftheFlies 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I can’t believe people arnt speaking out.

Look at what happened to anyone that called out bullshit IdPol and related matters. Look at what happened to subs like r/MGTOW. Look at how subs like AHS are allowed to flaunt the rules (and, depending on your opinion regarding claims of weaponizing CP against other subs, the law as well).

Reddit's admins and their degenerate mod minions have trained people to say nothing of substance that doesn't slot into the approved narrative of the day.

'Scrotox' Is The New Botox For Guys Who Want To Fix Their Sweaty, Wrinkly Balls by HongKongPhooey in whatever

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, I think I'll pass on injecting food poisoning microbes into my sack. Besides, if anyone other than me is in a position to notice the state of my balls, and somehow has time to comment on it instead of doing what they're down there for, there's something very wrong in my life.

Coolio Death, Was he Jabbed? #SecretSocieties / Hugo Talks by CreditKnifeMan in conspiracy

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Huh, didn't even know he died until I saw this post.

A trans Antifa member in San Diego pleaded guilty to multiple violent felonies over assaulting people at a riot last year. The case is the first time prosecutors sought to unmask Antifa cells in California. by P-38lightning in news

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Same, honestly. White power types always have this distinct vibe to them, which is partly physical (WP-specific ink being foremost). Then you add in the fact that they were all allowed to keep their masks on, and the clothing that said "law enforcement casual" from head to shoes?

Another case of “It never happens” with added woke AF police by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There has never, in the history of humanity, been a system--religious, social, political, or whatever else--that hasn't (sooner or later) been gamed to the advantage of those who have absolutely no morals, no ethics, and no concern for the well-being and good of anyone but themselves. And that's true even of systems which have checks in place to stop (or, at least, reduce the effectiveness of) that sort of shit.

But when your system is basically nothing more than "I feel like an 'X', therefore I am an 'X', and I should be accorded all of the 'rights' granted to 'X'?" For fuck's sake, it's like throwing a bucket full blood and chunks into the water, and then being shocked when sharks show up! You could not craft a more appealing vehicle for abuse by the malignant parts of the population if you made a deliberate, planned effort.

It’s a video game Jan, calm down. by Doodle00 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nope, "fun" is synonymous with (and a product of) racism, fascism, homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, and capitalism. And any attempt to have it must be punished most harshly.

It’s a video game Jan, calm down. by Doodle00 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Hey, I might apologizing, but I'm still a straight white male. That means greed is part of my cultural expression!

It’s a video game Jan, calm down. by Doodle00 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, you're right. I should never forget that taking a load to the face and writhing appendage up an orifice is something that everyone can enjoy. I apologize.

It’s a video game Jan, calm down. by Doodle00 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In the last decade or so, since I started paying attention to this sort of thing, I have almost never seen these people actually make the sort of content that they claim to want so badly. (And the few times that I have seen it, the final result was almost predictably awful in its execution, so packed with stereotypes--which would be screamed down for being offensive if someone like I made them--that you'd almost think it was some long-game satire at work.)

No, it's always on other people to validate them, to give meaning to their otherwise basic-as-shit, bland little existences. And they have to get their fix, either by desperately wringing out an existing game in search of "coded" meaning that only they're wise and observant enough to see (yeah, right) or by casting out shrieking demands for new work to accommodate them.

And that leads to shit like this long-ass, pseudo-intellectual jerk-off session of an article, where all of this supposed hidden meaning is to be found in a game about mutated cephalopods squirting ink at each other. Well guess what faggots, it's not about queer life at all. Splatoon is made the Japanese, and those perverts are into bukkake and tentacle porn. Think about that for a moment, and you'll understand exactly what the real meaning behind the game is.

Checkmate!

Another case of “It never happens” with added woke AF police by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

use the pink-coloured chipper.

With the rainbow glitter finish, so they look fabulous going in and coming out.

Another case of “It never happens” with added woke AF police by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yet another mark on the "we told you that this shit was going happen, but you didn't want to hear it" scorecard.

A trans Antifa member in San Diego pleaded guilty to multiple violent felonies over assaulting people at a riot last year. The case is the first time prosecutors sought to unmask Antifa cells in California. by P-38lightning in news

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Patriot Front gets rolled up by the Feds with the quickness, Antifa just cruises along untouched.

January 6th "insurrectionists" are identified almost before their protest is over (and their every last background detail loving dug up and shown off for the world to see almost as quickly), with everyone and their dog coming out the woodwork to join in the hunt. But, somehow, nobody can figure out who those masked hipster douches in the branded anarchy merch are...

Tells me everything I need to know about Antifa and who's holding their leash.

Army's first trans officer & wife indicted! The couple met with an undercover FBI agent who they believed was from the Russian embassy in order to deliver files that the Kremlin could exploit. Treasonous Troons passing secrets to the Ruskies was not on my 2022 Bingo Card! by troontownblues in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What's that meme/quote from the Phineas and Ferb mad scientist? Something about how if he had a dollar for every time that something really out of left field had happened, he'd only have two dollars, but it's weird that it happened twice to begin with?

Wife declines MTF's request to open marriage, MTF cheats anyway, wife becomes suicidal, MTF feels "happy" by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nothing, that I know of. I was referring to past behavior.

Wife declines MTF's request to open marriage, MTF cheats anyway, wife becomes suicidal, MTF feels "happy" by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That sort of shit makes me wonder just who had the bigger part in fucking up their son and turning him into whatever the fuck it is he ended up as. I mean, he grew up in Hollyweird, so it was probably a given that he'd end up a little odd regardless, but he seemingly went from 0 to "WTF?!?" even faster than usual.

Wife declines MTF's request to open marriage, MTF cheats anyway, wife becomes suicidal, MTF feels "happy" by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Right up there with your spouse saying "I want an open marriage" for killing a relationship stone dead. That's just a really shorthand way of saying "I found someone I want to fuck who isn't you, and I'm going to sleep with them no matter what you say, but I'm really hoping you'll agree to my sleeping with them to alleviate my guilt about it."

Wife declines MTF's request to open marriage, MTF cheats anyway, wife becomes suicidal, MTF feels "happy" by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Well, the wife probably took the balls off already, he's just finished the job that she started.

You're trapped in the most recent video game you've played. What game are you stuck in and how screwed are you? by Choclate1893Pepsi in AskSaidIt

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Red Dead Online.

I'm fucked.

But, it was a solo lobby, so at least I don't have to worry about asshole PCs ruining my day, just the regular NPC assholes!

You're trapped in the most recent video game you've played. What game are you stuck in and how screwed are you? by Choclate1893Pepsi in AskSaidIt

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Could be worse, could be overweight, gay, and Jewish.

You're trapped in the most recent video game you've played. What game are you stuck in and how screwed are you? by Choclate1893Pepsi in AskSaidIt

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, spikey thing now lodged in poopchute, wat do?

NYT's attempt to further normalize chopping off depressed teenage titties fails as the comment section is flooded with sanity and must be locked by alladd in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

First class racists get much better perks than business class racists, like having the effectiveness of their oppression doubled at no extra charge.

NYT's attempt to further normalize chopping off depressed teenage titties fails as the comment section is flooded with sanity and must be locked by alladd in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

People got too wrapped up in focusing on the wording, and the messenger, to pay attention to meaning. Even back when it first started making the rounds, I knew what he was trying to say.

EAT THE GIRLDICK BIGOT by meisthebigdumb in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's true, all true. I'm a representative of the Patriarchy, and I can absolutely confirm that rhymes are, indeed, one of our programs to further the spread of misogyny. Not quite sure how it does that, mind you, but it does.

NYT's attempt to further normalize chopping off depressed teenage titties fails as the comment section is flooded with sanity and must be locked by alladd in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pretty much the same these days with Nazis and "Nazis," fascists and "fascists," and so on. There's the legit ones properly named for what they are, and then there's the people who're trying to be stifled with a dirty label because what they're saying is a problem for someone.

NYT's attempt to further normalize chopping off depressed teenage titties fails as the comment section is flooded with sanity and must be locked by alladd in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Uh, sweaty, did you just commit a misgendering microaggression? I'm afraid that'll be 15 Hail Keffals and an appearance before Canadia's Human Rights Tribunal for restitution trials.

I hope you enjoy this speech of freeeeeedom from your oppression. by Adventurous_Ad6212 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

After reading this, I was underwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, guilt, and a faint but persistent quavering in my stomach (but then I farted and that last one went away, so it was probably just gas). As I pondered these unfamiliar feelings--because, as straight white male, I cannot possibly be inadequate or guilty--my regressive mind urged me again, and again, and again to stop wasting time on this and get back to titties, booze, and making sure that the various subhumans and mudraces (but I repeat myself, kek) knew their place in the world.

But, in a display of toxic masculinity, I resisted this urging and continued pondering. For a time, I pondered what would Raptor Jesus ponder on these weighty feelings, but that just left me wasting a couple of hours looking up memes. Once I escaped the bottomless rabbit hole of memes, I resumed pondering my feelings. And, after much pondering--which hurt, a lot, because I'm not used to thinking so hard as a straight white male--I finally came to a realization that eased my feelings and made everything clear and comprehensible once more.

Y'all niggas is crazy, why the fuck am I wasting my time on your bullshit?

My peace of mind restablished, I went boldly and proudly forth in search of the finest LBFM pr0n to be had, because nothing says "moral quandary resolved" for a straight white male like some good, old-fashioned race-based misogyny.

Cheers, fucknuts!

If a misogynistic nazi asked you for a hug, would you say yes? by IndianaJones in AskSaidIt

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sure. And because, these days, a misogynistic Nazi is more likely than not to be just some regular person who doesn't obediently swallow the spoonful of progressive shit that too many others are lining up to eagerly receive.

Seriously, the demand for authentic Nazis--much like genuine racists, fascists, and all the rest of the "bad" people--far exceeds the actual supply, so the label has to slapped onto as many people as possible to make up the lack.

It’s a trap! No, it’s sexual assault or rape! Prosecutors to decide whether gender identity changes consent, after cases of trans-trickery. by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

This seems to be an area where transmen lead the way, at least in the number of convictions, tricking women into sleeping with them.

Nice to see the other side of the troon coin come up for a change.

Toronto Comedian Fined $15,000 For Insulting Lesbian In Audience (16:54) ~ The Jimmy Dore Show by JasonCarswell in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Why the fine is so high escapes me.

Because the HRT doesn't (yet) have the power to hand out public floggings and executions, so financial punishment has to do for the time being?

Toronto Comedian Fined $15,000 For Insulting Lesbian In Audience (16:54) ~ The Jimmy Dore Show by JasonCarswell in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Eh. Eh? EH!

Also, the HRT is a pointed demonstration of what happens when IdPol morons finally gain tangible power over others.

video of protest that took place on 9/23 at Oakville Trafalgar High School in Toronto; it's the school where Big Tits McTroon teaches by troontownblues in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Let them learn from the Internet, as God intended.

Current Year Twitter Moment by GrilledTofu in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's their highest-level skill, of course they'd use it all the time.

A Spanish Minister of Equality Irene Montero says children can “have sexual relations with whoever they want” 🤮 by FlyingKangaroo in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hmm, my long-ago school Spanish isn't up to translating this, but I'm going to guess "please get into the woodchipper?"

video of protest that took place on 9/23 at Oakville Trafalgar High School in Toronto; it's the school where Big Tits McTroon teaches by troontownblues in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You know how you can tell that this fucker is living out a fetish? The ridiculous size of the fake tits he's sporting, and the grotesquely visible nipples. He's not even trying to be subtle about the fact that he wants people looking at him.

And, under ordinary circumstances, I'd ignore it. Just another worthless degenerate, right? But this fucker is a teacher, and he's doing this around his students, and that's what makes him doubly suspect in my opinion. There's no reason at all he couldn't wear his little fetish getup on the weekend to a club or something. But nope, he's got to show all of the kids what he's into.

Minneapolis gang violence intensifies after police defunding: 'It's like you're playing Russian roulette' by noshore4me in news

[–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Actions have consequences, you say? What a shocker. That's obviously white supremacy in action.

The Butt Baby: A prosthetic baby that can be inserted deep into the loving embrace of the rectum or neovagina, where a Trans Woman can experience and celebrate the miracle of child birth. Or better yet, buy two and give birth to twins. by troontownblues in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, AHS mods prefer real children for their degeneracy. Why else would they have ready stockpiles of CP to weaponize when they're out brigading?

Elves are Jews with Pointy Ears and Gay Magic”: White Nationalist Readings of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim by Alienhunter in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Altmer will even blast other elves for both being "lesser" variations and not being fully signed on with the "elves uber alles" creed that they're pushing.

I feel so sorry for all of you. by Adventurous_Ad6212 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I'm feeling especially hatecrimed by the use of "deeze," which is blatant appropriation of AAVE. I sense a disturbance in the Blackness, as if an untold number of hands were suddenly thrust out to receive reparations.

I feel so sorry for all of you. by Adventurous_Ad6212 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But that's the glory of fat acceptance, it doesn't have to be cake that they eat to get big, and their enlarged asses will allow for even more epic cake smushing.

I feel so sorry for all of you. by Adventurous_Ad6212 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Solid plan, but make sure to work in HAES and fat acceptance in there somewhere, if you can. It'll let you claim some good, old-fashioned fatphobia into your subsequent lawsuit.

Muskrat when someone is wrong on the internet by Muskrat in pics

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I sense mustard ending up stuck at the bottom of a hole in a cellar, being told to rub the lotion in its skin...

I feel so sorry for all of you. by Adventurous_Ad6212 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

You present a convincing argument. However, my side has cookies and hookers. So kindly get in the woodchipper, and leave me to enjoy my peanut butter & chocolate chunk and my complimentary hoe.

They will never get it! by SMCAB in memes

[–]LordoftheFlies 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

OP would probably end up getting dropped by Cloudflare :D.

DeSantis' Cruel Martha's Vineyard Stunt Backfires by asshole in politics

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Shh, that sort of comment is right up there with saying you have information. If you're not careful, someone's going to find you in a heap at the bottom of a flight of stairs, with two bullets that you managed to land on in the back of your head.

Identity by Tarrock in politics

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We really do need to raise awareness of the ginger threat. For too long have their kind walked among us, draining the unwary of their souls to sustain their own vile existence. Hollywood knows the truth, it's why they've been working so hard to remove and replace gingers in film and TV productions.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Pathetic TRA MP’s aide faces calls for the sack for screaming at man and his baby. by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Does Will Smith have a furniture range?

It's a partnership with Martha Stewart, a full range of furnishings and accessories to properly kit out the bedroom that a husband sleeps in while his wife's boyfriend is staying the night. Of particular note are the 1,000-thread-count Egyptian linen facecloths, specially made to absorb tears without irritating the sensitive skin around the eyes.

Is anyone genuinely expecting anything to happen on the 24th? by TheJamesRocket in conspiracy

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Do you have Le Chiffre swinging a knotted rope into your crotch while you're there?

New here, does Reddit just ban everyone now? by TimothyMcFuck in AskSaidIt

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On the subject of Covid and how it keeps mutating and splitting off into all of these new variants so quickly, does anyone else half suspect that this is the work of a lab rather than nature? Or is it just me drifting off into tinfoil hat country?

[Woke Homophobia = Best homophobia] Masked 'Anti-fascists' going mask off. by t_deaf in TumblrInAction

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When the time comes for you to go into the woodchipper, we'll shed a tear and raise a glass to honor your stunning bravery. In fact, I believe we might even go so far as to put you into the bin head-first and send you off quickly, as a way of thanking you for all that you've done to brighten up our dreary lives.

[Ouch] Off-topic perhaps, but let's watch failing Don Lemon get wrecked on TV. by t_deaf in TumblrInAction

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You don't see any of this silly colonialism shit popping up in Asian, Middle Eastern, or African societies. You know why? Because none of them ever made the colossal mistake of apologizing for it; they conquered others, occupied their lands, and imposed their cultures on the survivors--and, occasionally, did some pretty ugly shit to ensure that there wouldn't be any survivors, period--and that was that.

Only in European, and Europe-descended, nations did the idea take hold that being better at putting a boot to people was somehow shameful. And that opened to the door to the whole construct that, rather than just learning from the past and not repeating the egregious bits (like slavery and genocide), we need to endlessly milk it for guilt and gibs.

[Ouch] Off-topic perhaps, but let's watch failing Don Lemon get wrecked on TV. by t_deaf in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know, I don't waste any of my lifespan intentionally seeking out muppets for their smoothbrained talking points.

The porn-obsessed man allowed to teach underage students, part 2 by QueenBread in TumblrInAction

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That's why they hate Libs of Tiktok so much.

And KiwiFarms, more recently.

[Ouch] Off-topic perhaps, but let's watch failing Don Lemon get wrecked on TV. by t_deaf in TumblrInAction

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Yeah, and totally not the one he wanted to have on camera either. None of the African slavery reparation advocates ever want that chain of responsibility followed back to its ultimate source, and for Lemon to get slapped in the face with it like that (and on live TV no less) is probably their personal nightmare.

Federal Court rules Big Tech has no 'freewheeling First Amendment right to censor' by Muskrat in censorship

[–]LordoftheFlies 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Social media companies only care about free speech when it benefits them, via their profit margins and their ability to shape and control public opinion.

And what's really funny about this is that so many of the people who cheerfully line up to support companies like Twitter and Reddit being able to police content at will were screaming like souls newly arrived in Hell at the prospect of ISPs being able to throttle content to their benefit. Proving, yet again, that it isn't the control itself that's being objected to, but more who has it when it's put into place.

Related to the KF/Keffals drama, bobposting attempts to distance himself and Keffals from providing DIY bathtub hormones to minors by Muskrat in TumblrInAction

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Oh absolutely. They'll give it probably a month or two for things to die down and people to move on to the next bit of drama, and they'll quietly start their troonery again. I'm guessing this time around it'll be in invite-only spots like private Discord servers, where there'll be a reduced risk of their attempts to groom the vulnerable kiddies getting out to the public.

GTA 6 leak probably includes over 90 claimed videos by Sunshine43 in Gaming

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In contrast to earlier games, developers are also taking careful not to "punch down" by making jokes about oppressed groups."

A hallmark of the franchise is how those "oppressed" groups, and the stereotypes associated with them, were presented in a deliberately exaggerated and overblown manner. And no group was immune from this treatment, either. It was the real world's stupidity and insanity, dialed up to 11 for comedic effect.

And just as irritating is the on-going perception that groups who enjoy effectively unassailable protected status are still undergoing a daily regime of oppression.

To Catch a (Transgender) Predator by cars in TumblrInAction

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This is obviously transphobia on the part of police, who must have baited him into doing something illegal, because this sort of thing never happens in the stunning and brave demographic.

Dr. Grande comes to the logical conclusion that to accept transgenderism, you must accept transracialism by ID10T in TumblrInAction

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Sorry, but the rule is that once you go black, you never go back.

Oakville teacher shocks students by wearing huge prosthetic breasts to shop class by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Okay, on the one, this is disturbing as fuck and this guy probably needs to looked at really carefully considering his access to kids.

On the other hand, however, those things are just so ludicrously large (never mind the visible nipples) that the whole situation stands firmly in "WTFLOL" territory.

And, from my own distant memories of shop class, those things would constitute a serious hazard when using some of the equipment.

Dr. Grande comes to the logical conclusion that to accept transgenderism, you must accept transracialism by ID10T in TumblrInAction

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Talcum X is lining up, his application for a shiny, authentic Black card filled out and ready to go! Then it'll just be 4-6 weeks processing, and he can proudly face the world as an authentic NegroTM.

Biological male who murdered woman, raped her corpse to be housed in Canadian women's prison by meisthebigdumb in TumblrInAction

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And when the inevitable happens, and he uses his new access to attack his fellow inmates, everyone will be shocked that such a thing could have happened, because it never happens (except, you know, for all of the times that it actually does).

Here's why we have a housing crisis. Outsiders don’t really understand just how weird the planning process is. It's run by a bunch of twentysomethings with zero experience making up rules as they go along. Here's what it's like to deal with them from the experience of a master carpenter. by Chipit in whatever

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You can’t help but wonder: Why?

Because a bunch of utterly useless people need to justify their continued hold on the only jobs that they're qualified to do. As such, it's not about actually improving anything, but keeping the system churning along and the parasites attached to it happy.

Martha's Vineyard homeless advocate says migrants there will eventually have to move 'somewhere else’. "We don't have the services to take care of 50 immigrants, and we certainly don't have housing," she said. Funny, there are hundreds of summer rentals empty and waiting for occupants. by Chipit in news

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Classic NIMBY, I don't know why anyone was expecting a different response. There was a YT video I saw of some people in San Francisco being interviewed. The subject? Their complaints about the homeless encampments springing up in the alleys next to their 6- and 7-figure apartment buildings, and how the police aren't doing enough, and doing it quickly enough, to suit them. These are the same sorts of people who loudly cheer sanctuary cities for illegals, defunding the police for community counselors, and so on. Until they have to suffer the consequences of all that, and then the mask comes off and you see them for the self-absorbed trash that they really are.

I've had it with your hatred. by Adventurous_Ad6212 in TumblrInAction

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colonize Virginians

Hey, don't ever feel bad about this one, it's the only the way that they'll ever learn how to walk upright and be human like the rest of us. And they're still better than the Dutch, in any case. Those fucking uppity Dutch, with their tulips and their windmills and their extensive network of flood control to keep their dinky little nation from disappearing beneath the waves.

I've had it with your hatred. by Adventurous_Ad6212 in TumblrInAction

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I'm a straight, white male. That means that I have an innate need to oppress others. Now I don't want to be a racist chud, misogyny is terribly cliche, and I don't actually care who the homosexuals are fucking (as long as everyone's a legal, consenting adult). That leaves troons as the only possible outlet for my biological impulse to engage in bigotry.

What kind of monster are you, that you would deny me the ability to freely and openly express a fundamental aspect of my being, one that is as much a part of me as your desire to turn your genitals outside-in is a part of you? If you can express your feeling like a woman, why can't I likewise express my feeling like a hateful troll? Stop being a part of the problem, and be instead a part of the solution, the final solution.

new Kiwi Farms address dropped by Aerozine in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 13 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The thing is, what constitutes "harassment" in this instance? Because to some of the degenerates I've seen on that site, just having their misdeeds and perversions meticulously documented and then outed for the public to see would, in their eyes, qualify. And they're not above faking claims of danger to get that spotlight turned off either.

Honestly? Just give up. by zpgnbg in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Yes.

Man with world's biggest penis says foreskin can cover entire doorknob by HongKongPhooey in whatever

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Maybe he can donate some to that little kid mentioned in another post, the one who wants his foreskin back.

Honestly? Just give up. by zpgnbg in TumblrInAction

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Yes, be a woman.

Failing that, and you do, there's the bag method; take a plastic bag, make sure that it has no holes in it, and put it over your head. Tape the mouth of the bag securely and tightly shut around your neck. Breathe normally until the bag's hidden power takes effect and transports you to a magical wonderland of passing troons, cock-hungry dykes, and trans curious little children.

Dr. Marci Bowers spills the beans about puberty blockers and it ain't pretty. by troontownblues in TumblrInAction

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getting a little girl cock in them.

Lol, I see what you did there. Not sure if you did it on purpose, but funny nonetheless.

"Could we talk" "Well first of all, how fucking dare you?". Totally rational reaction by Datachost in TumblrInAction

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The cherry on top of this whole thing is her previously having told someone else not to idolise Basquiat, because he was a dope fiend and a homo (her words)

Oh, I do so hope someone recorded or screencapped that, there's nothing like the thrill of waving around someone's "oh, but you said this before" moment when they're being sanctimonious pricks.

WATCH: Video of little boy pleading for foreskin to be 'glued back on' after circumcision melts hearts by HongKongPhooey in whatever

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Middle Eastern (I think), which is counted as Asia, so yes. But I'm not a Jew, so no ninja for me. Fucking race restrictions on classes is such 2nd Edition bullshit.

WATCH: Video of little boy pleading for foreskin to be 'glued back on' after circumcision melts hearts by HongKongPhooey in whatever

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you'll be forever locked out of the pirate skill tree

But ninja is still open to be picked, right?

...Right?

Mermaid's takeaway from day 2 of their appeal against LGB Alliance. I guess when you don't have anything else to celebrate by Datachost in TumblrInAction

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What I'm taking away from this is that a group of money-grubbing swine is trying to keep a new pig from bellying up to the trough and sticking its snout in.

Nurse was driving 130 mph when she allegedly killed six in fiery Los Angeles crash by [deleted] in news

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The funny thing is that there is a propaganda effort online trying to convince people that Henry ruggs should maybe serve a couple years and that he should be allowed to pay some restitution to Tina's family.

Let me guess, this is based on some argument about how he's a bright young man with a future ahead of him who shouldn't have to lose everything because of a single mistake?

As if there hasn't been a nation-wide campaign against drinking and driving for at least as long as I've been alive, an act which everyone and their dog knows the consequences of by now.

Nurse was driving 130 mph when she allegedly killed six in fiery Los Angeles crash by [deleted] in news

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What I want to know is, how the fuck did she even survive that impact? And with what looks, based on that one court photo of her readying up the tears, like essentially no major injuries?

How wokes come up with ideas for articles and tweets by NerveActive in TumblrInAction

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I don't even want to know how long it took you to come up with that shit, but congratulations on it.

How wokes come up with ideas for articles and tweets by NerveActive in TumblrInAction

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It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

Saw this at an art gallery in Rochester, NY. Oh come on!! Very few people of any race could afford painted portraits in the early 19th century. by yhl-cis in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 9 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Oh, but they did invent all of that. And then Yakub came along, uplifted us perfidious, melanin power-stealing honkies, and that's why blacks can't have nice things.

Saw this at an art gallery in Rochester, NY. Oh come on!! Very few people of any race could afford painted portraits in the early 19th century. by yhl-cis in TumblrInAction

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I don't know, if it were me, I'd be a lot more upset at the black grifters pushing that narrative along for the sake of getting paid off of it in the form of eternal reparations.

The Progressive Stasi or How yet again the #bekind crew show they aren’t. by ClassroomPast6178 in TumblrInAction

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Retards EveryWhere?

We need queer straights in media by NerveActive in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I liked "queer" better when it was a synonym for odd, peculiar, or eccentric.

Suspect in Wisconsin parade attack withdraws insanity plea by [deleted] in news

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Charlottesville. Non-stop spotlight from pretty much 5 minutes after the last victim slapped onto the concrete.

I Just Learned What A Poop Knife Is And I Refuse To Suffer Alone by HongKongPhooey in whatever

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Better than promoting poop knives for the Chinese while they gobble up more of Asia. Jew gold is actually worth something, but the Chinese only pay in social credit.

The queen's last message by zyxzevn in memes

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Two sides of the same coin, each complaining that the other side is why we can't have nice things.

-Checks notes- "He's on the list, guys" by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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I bet the Germans have a word for that feeling.

Of course they do, they have a word for every feeling.

-Checks notes- "He's on the list, guys" by jet199 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ah yes, the legendary bush porn. I was privileged enough to experience that mythical event a time or two myself, and I can only weep for the poor, deprived youngsters of this era, for they will never know how truly great it could be.

-Checks notes- "He's on the list, guys" by jet199 in TumblrInAction

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I'm weirdly glad these days that I got my sex education from the traditional sources: dubiously-acquired pornographic magazines and early websites that I used some teenage NSA-style bullshit to conceal my perusal of. Because if I had to get my education now? Who knows what kind of fucked up mess I'd end up as.

Ratings for the cover stars of NHL 23. The female hockey player (Nurse) has a higher rating than her male counterpart by kingc-way245 in TumblrInAction

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

In the history of the NHL--and do note that I am specifying the NHL here, because that's what this game is based on--the number of women players can be counted on the fingers of a single hand, with fingers to spare. None of the games played were regular season, only pre-season exhibitions.

Now I'm not going to say that there aren't women interested in playing hockey. There's actually a professional women's league, not to mention national Olympic teams, and of course the minor leagues undoubtedly have a number of them. But that aforementioned professional league? Only 7 years old, and has the same number of teams; for comparison, the WNBA currently has almost twice as many teams and is (IIRC) around 30 years old. So women aren't exactly beating down the doors to get out on the ice here, and the ones who do play either aren't interested or capable of getting a slot on an NHL team. Which, again, is the league that this game is based on.

So this is basically forced inclusion, shoehorning a member of a special category into a space that isn't for them, for no greater reason than the need to do something and receive the appropriate accolades from the usual suspects.

PBLD Movement by JasonCarswell in TumblrInAction

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It sounds interesting, but I've gotten pretty accustomed to my white and male privilege, and both White Supremacy and the Patriarchy have some really stringent guidelines on maintaining my privilege. Fucking around with another identity could put that at risk, and the process to regain my privilege is a pure Hell of petty bureaucracy and triplicate paperwork.

What did just happen to the site? by EternalSunset in SaidIt

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What, you don't consider thumbing an asshole for a couple of days a legitimate excuse? I mean, if they hit the sweet spot up in there, I can see how that would be distracting.