Genetic Scientists Claim to Have Brought Back the Dire Wolf, a long extinct animal by farmer in news

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Wicked and terrible?... You think they are planning a race of evil super ants?

Genetic Scientists Claim to Have Brought Back the Dire Wolf, a long extinct animal by farmer in news

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Curious! What a strange web to weave. All for a wolf that died out 12,000 odd years ago.

Genetic Scientists Claim to Have Brought Back the Dire Wolf, a long extinct animal by farmer in news

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Ahhh, interesting. So it's not a Dire Wolf, it's a Neo-Pseudo-Dire Wolf.

Genetic Scientists Claim to Have Brought Back the Dire Wolf, a long extinct animal by farmer in news

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Claim?... Is there a doubt? I'm not being sarcastic, I just thought it was a genuine thing.

From Reddit: AITAH for not taking my ex-wife back after she left me for an "alpha male?" by American_Muskrat in MeanwhileOnReddit

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He justifies her actions and behaviour and mopes and bemoans the loss of a woman who cheated on him:

"After going through therapy I can now see that I am to blame as well. I should have communicated better and shared how I felt."

"After she left, I cried my eyes out for 2 weeks hoping she'd call and come back."

"but life without her felt so scary."

"I shouldn't have pushed my ex away to be vulnerable enough to listen to Dumbo."

This woman pushed him away, cheated on him, left him and, on the way out the door, insulted his masculinity and mocked him by bragging about how big and strong and manly her new boyfriend is... Maybe she's right. To have written out the way she acted and then be standing around unsure of if she's scum or not and to be saying that it's his fault for not expressing his feelings?... That's the kind of weakness women smell from a mile away.

Likely this story is made up for karma and attention, but if it's not, it's time for him to go to his wife's part of the cupboard, find the handbag she put his spine in and try it on again for size.

From Reddit: AITAH for not taking my ex-wife back after she left me for an "alpha male?" by American_Muskrat in MeanwhileOnReddit

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He's a worthless worm, from what I'm reading here, but I take heart that 90% of Reddit shit is fake.

The world of Inzoi is eerily heterosexual by xoenix in Gaming

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Nothing is more terrifyingly eerie than normal people... OoohhooOOohhh!

The world of Inzoi is eerily heterosexual by xoenix in Gaming

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Citing yourself as evidence of your claims is considered poor form.

Halp!... by Questionable in whatever

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Square Dancing for Dummies seems to work pretty well.

Does that make me a loser? by P-38lightning in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Giving a shit about Reddit's opinion is the trait that really makes him a loser.

"Brutal Americans" AI slop art by American_Muskrat in whatever

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Some of those skulls are clearly not humans... So, thank you, American, for killing those Xenos!

"This feels wrong" by noshore4me in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Costcognitive dissonance?

"This feels wrong" by noshore4me in MeanwhileOnReddit

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In this metaphor, the coal mine is Costco and the Canary is the price of a jumbo roll of toilet paper?... and the gas is inflation?

"This feels wrong" by noshore4me in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Oh. Apocadogs?

"This feels wrong" by noshore4me in MeanwhileOnReddit

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I'm not sure I understand what this person believes this is an implication of.

NUNCHUCK TYLER!!!!!! by hfxB0oyA in whatever

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See how the light in his living room doesn't have a cover on it?... I think I can guess why.

Nothing really matters because Vladimir Putin might nuke the UK by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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"It doesn't matter that I ate that baby! North Korea might sail a balloon carrying poop across the ocean and it could LAND ON MY HOUSE!"

Found y'all another keeper by American_Muskrat in whatever

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What food did she order?

Modern men by hfxB0oyA in whatever

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You guys are DJs??

I'd be angry too... by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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Let me guess. Before they know the art is beautiful and you have a real talent. After they know it's banal and bland and shows no imagination or real skill?

Masked man sets self ablaze trying to torch SC Tesla stations in protest by xoenix in news

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Ohhh, stations! My bad.

I'd be angry too... by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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If that's Hitler's art, he had quite the skill... So that's two: Art and underestimating Russian winter. One is likely more valuable than the other.

Masked man sets self ablaze trying to torch SC Tesla stations in protest by xoenix in news

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Even if he had succeeded, I'm not sure it would work the way he wants. After your insurance pays out the damage and you buy another Tesla, Tesla just get paid twice. Worse case? The insurance doesn't cover it or you buy a different car, Tesla still sold a car already.

Cannibal Who Killed Man with an Axe and Ate His Brain and Eyeball Has Been Granted Conditional Release in Connecticut by P-38lightning in news

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Okay, okay, but get him to write down his recipe first.

Euphoria actor Hunter Schafer complains because his new passport says he is male by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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They refuse to mark my passport as "6 foot, 4 inches, giant cock, genetically perfect man" Just because none of that is true!

Reddit plans to lock some content behind a paywall this year, CEO says by Drewski in MeanwhileOnReddit

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But that's Our content, comrade!

Always consider the source by noshore4me in memes

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Even if we gave him the benefit of the doubt and assume there's some medical reason he looks that way that he can't really help, he still purchased those pants and that shirt, then thought: "The perfect place to wear this is somewhere there are people with eyes."

Reddit attempts to have a "peaceful, respectful talk" with MAGA... but it looks like all the MAGAs were banned by xoenix in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Even if this thread was perfectly respectful and the moderators went very softly on it...

That's akin to 5 Republicans walking into a room with 500 Democrats and being asked to explain themselves. You're not going to feel like a peaceful and even discussion is being had: You're going to feel like a mob is being aimed at you to disapprove and shout you down. Imagine 100 people disagreeing with everything you say and then saying they just wanted an even handed discussion.

I'm not saying the original intent isn't honest and pure, but the circumstances would make it feel impossible.

Nancy Mace DGAF by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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He's paid to sit in the back and looked shocked any time a Republican speaks.

They'll repopulate if you miss any by American_Muskrat in memes

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Imagine how strange Reddit would feel if it wasn't a bunch of lunatics allowing you to say: "Kill all white people" but banning you if you say: "I notice there's a lot of black people committing crime."... Nobody would know what to post any more. It would be chaos.

How To Flirt With Women, According to ChatGPT by Mcheetah in Random_Shit

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This is why ChatGPT never gets laid.

Am I imagining things, or did Trump do SaidIt a favour? by hfxB0oyA in AskSaidIt

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I'm so glad the giant zombie from Resident Evil and the giant space bug from Warhammer finally got together and had a Tyrant Baby.

Reddit moderators in action by NotMagnusAvis in TumblrInAction

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"There are two genders." - Harassment.
"There are as many genders as there are people, maybe more because some people change gender often, and I will personally hunt down and kill you for saying otherwise. Here are some labels for you that will make people hate you: Nazi, bigot, extremists, racist." - Productive discussion.

Easy!

Defining women in relation to men, so progressive. How do they seriously miss their own irony? by stoptheearth in TumblrInAction

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So does that mean women who think they are men aren't men and can post?

Poster got a lifetime ban for this by xoenix in MeanwhileOnReddit

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"No appeal possible"
No discussion allowed. We cannot be wrong. Even if you can prove we are wrong, we are right.

I get so much shame from my own community for only wanting to date or have sex with cisgender women, and it's frustrating by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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REMOVED! Deleted! Blocked and reported!... Can't have people suggesting there's a difference between a Trans woman and a woman!

This is the ambulance they send by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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30 CC's of Likes and Retweets, stat!

Oregon's hate speech hotline by xoenix in censorship

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Report everything insane left people say as hate speech. They do it so often, and it's usually very specific and very hateful. Flood that thing!

Reddit caregivers threaten revenge against Trump supporters by elder abuse by xoenix in MeanwhileOnReddit

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It's a sub called "Conservative Terrorism"... And this is a clear and direct threat to harm or even kill a group of people.
I was pretty sure Reddit Claimed to have rules against this.

Leftist owned bakery in Texas put out an angry post calling MAGA supporters who live in her town "absolute garbage" because they were inquiring about getting custom Trump cakes made. by hfxB0oyA in TumblrInAction

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I also hate customers and their constant demand for my product!

Is Kingdom Come 2 woke or not? by xoenix in Gaming

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That's the spirit. If all this turns about to be a storm in a tea cup, you can get a copy online and start downloading it in all of 30 seconds.

Is Kingdom Come 2 woke or not? by xoenix in Gaming

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Sounds... Just wait, my guy. Just wait. Someone else will play it, you can see videos and reviews, and if Henry suddenly becomes hungry for cock and all the Europeans from the middle ages are welcoming in the Moors and saying: "Huh, good point about Alah and women's rights. Tell me more, strange friend!", you saved a few dollars. :)

Is Kingdom Come 2 woke or not? by xoenix in Gaming

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Don't preorder. Wait, see if all this stuff is true. Buy based on results.

Sanity Sunday on a Monday: Trump declares biological reality the law of the land by hfxB0oyA in TumblrInAction

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It's a real shame that there needs to be a law like that. Looking forward to 50 years from now when: "No, there's no such thing as 'Manifesting' and you're no longer permitted to stand in the middle of traffic trying to manifest wings to escape." is enshrined in law.

Using the word skinny to market products that have fewer calories or are healthier is fatphobic by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Diet products show bias against fat people.
Fire extinguisher shows bias against fire.

Corinne Busche, trans activist writer of DA: Veilguard, out at BioWare, Edmonton studio closure looms by xoenix in Gaming

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"So take the time to celebrate the wins and lift each other up."

Dude basically told them to take the day off and do nothing.

Ibram X Kendi moment by xoenix in whatever

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Not thinking about the meaning of things of why they happen is the bread and butter of the online activist.

Movie, Television, and Video Game Franchises Highest Peaks and Lowest Lows (ChatGPT) by Mcheetah in Random_Shit

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  1. Dragon Age ... and filled with Progressive ideology.

Well, it got one right. Maybe the algorithm doesn't want to repeat itself over and over.

Redditors upset that Meta is removing tampon dispensers from the men's bathrooms by xoenix in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Bloody hell. About halfway down that first comment it just becomes people praising that dude who shot that CEO and asking for more murder. Reddit will ban a whole sub for liking Donald Trump as "Hateful"... But you have sub after sub asking people to shoot dudes with big money jobs? Nah, you're good. Keep plugging away.

AI-powered male masturbator by xoenix in technology

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"That's a nice monitor."
"Yeah. Refresh rate isn't the best, but I like the way it connects to the two, smaller, side monitors and lets you create an immersive view."
"Did you build the rig yourself?"
"Almost all of it. I ordered it with the motherboard, ram and power supply already installed and then picked out and installed the rest."
"I see you got the autocunt 69 as well."
"Yup. Water cooled. Ripped my dick right off."
"Nice. Ray tracing?"

Climate Change Arrested by P-38lightning in news

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This explains why it's so cool today.

Trump did this by xoenix in whatever

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In this man's mind, Trump is God, wrathfully smiting those who have angered him... It's not weather. It's not those explosive trees the yanks got from us. It's not those nut jobs starting fires... Trump is personally towering over the city, hurling fireballs from his hands, pissing rivers of magma and farting pyroclastic blasts of ash and flame...

... Then going on podcasts and shit and suggesting ways it could have been prevented.

"We could have diverted that water, that good water, but they wanted to worry about a fish... Or more virgins could have been sacrificed to me."

Is it okay to be mediocre? by [deleted] in AskSaidIt

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Yeah. Mathematically, the majority of any number of people who do any particular thing have to be, right? Even if there was some strange event where everyone who attempted something completed it 100% perfectly, that would simply become the average.

Why Modern Dating Sucks 22: "I don't judge anyone. Live And Let Live, man. By the way, I hate all Trump supporters, people who support Israel, and all men in general. Also, down with capitalism!" by Mcheetah in Random_Shit

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She's a bit "apocalyptic"?... She believes she will end all life?

LA Mayor Karen Bass blunders her way through fire warnings on ‘the big one’ — and directs people to get help ‘at URL’ by P-38lightning in news

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I went to URL, but it was just more porn!! Help! I'm still on fire!

Leftists make up bullshit on video game groups, just for internet karma, and the users eat it up. by tyranicaloverlord in MeanwhileOnReddit

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The top comment isn't someone telling this person to grow up, fuck off and play something else. The world is a strange place.

Mark Zuckerberg announces the end of Facebook's overreaching censorship policies by xoenix in censorship

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Cool! I'll just hold my breath until that happens!

New Dungeons & Dragons Supplement Delivers Rant On "Anticolonial Play" Asking Players To "Avoid Narrow Morality" Against Monster Races Like Gnolls by xoenix in Games

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Remember when D&D was like: "Play however you want. Our rules are guidelines. Have fun!" Now it's like: "We have solved morality. We know all that is good and how it will impact you in the future. Please follow these strict guidelines for all future games and human interactions. Signed - the arbiters of Good and Evil."

Checking in on Bluesky in 2025 by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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I've seen dozens of posts on Facebook about people calling for the murder of more CEO's. I've even seen one specifically with a post from Elon Musk and a caption saying: "You're next!" on some angry looking dude from a movie... Pretty much the most direct: "Please kill Elon Musk" you can have.

I've reported them just to see what happens. As it turns out, directly asking for the death of someone, celebrating the death of someone and saying it should happen again and cheering for the death of someone... Isn't a call for violence, according to Facebook. I must have misunderstood what a call for violence is, because I normally consider people saying: "Killing people is good and I want us to do it more. Here are the specific targets I want it to happen to, please..." was that.

My mistake...

Rapper shoots himself in the leg during an interview by xoenix in whatever

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Look at this squirming, twitching, uncomfortable little moron, reaching into his pocket to fondle a gun he brought to an interview, loaded and ready to fire, as if he would need to murder the host for his own safety.

The tragedy is only that he didn't blow his own balls off to protect us from his genes spreading.

Canada PM Trudeau to announce resignation as early as Monday, Globe and Mail reports by P-38lightning in news

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To know him is not to miss him when he's gone.

Apparently even just mentioning the word "fatherless" is rightwing propaganda by aodjdksjsf in TumblrInAction

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Do you think, when he read that message, there was a sound of pain and a half dozen rings went flying out of his body?

Apparently even just mentioning the word "fatherless" is rightwing propaganda by aodjdksjsf in TumblrInAction

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Boy, Sonic sure got soft.

'Save Girls Sports' shirts blasted as 'transphobic' by SF Chronicle culture critic: 'Next MAGA hat?' by P-38lightning in TumblrInAction

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Hopefully it's as successful as the MAGA hats. If there was a Trans Sport section where anyone can pretend to be whatever they like and compete against other people pretending to be whatever they want? Go nuts!

The Freedom From Religion Foundation removed an article they had published titled "Biology is not Bigotry" and then published a hit piece on the author by xoenix in censorship

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That's awful, but in a funny way biology is full of bigotry. It favours the strong, the beautiful, the smart and happily shits all over those who aren't to the point of death if need be. Hell, an odd combination of genes and biology will just hurl cancers and shit at you until you're gone, won't even bat an eye.

What a California school district is teaching 10 year olds about sex and gender by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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I'd be looking for hidden cameras, unmarked cars and mics if some kid I hardly knew ran up to me and wanted to ask about their genitals.

"Would it be misleading if I tell people Im bisexual?" by aodjdksjsf in TumblrInAction

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Wow! My diet is going great! This just made me throw up in my own mouth, and that's all calories I didn't need leaving me! Thanks!

Damn irish by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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A lot of your buildings appear to be partially finished Minecraft builds.

Redditors "friend' apparently drunenkly confesses to killing a dude in a knife duel and then tossingt he body in a swamp at age 14 by aodjdksjsf in TumblrInAction

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Or, in this case, very banal imaginations.

Imagine the total lack of police work that would go into not finding out who this was:

"So your son vanished? Did he have any recent problems or people who had cause to be angry with him?"
"Well, there was this one boy who had a very, very personal beef with him. Oddly that boy recently reported himself to the hospital with multiple cuts and stabs, as if he had been in some kind of knife fight. Apparently he was covered in swamp mud when he arrived at the hospital. Strange, that happened almost exactly the same day my son got lost in the woods that contains that swamp which apparently I know for sure he was in according to the screenshot."
"My, that is strange!... Well, it's obviously a cold case. We'll call you if your son reports in."

Only a Redditor and a child could think you could enter a face to face duel with knives and, somehow, escape without needing some kind of medical attention. There are only a handful of spots you can put a knife that will stop a person instantly in their tracks and the old adage, while not always this dramatic, typically holds true: In a knife fight, the loser dies in the street, while the winner dies later in the hospital.

Can anyone think of the queers?! by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

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Regardless, it should be acknowledged that gay people not being able to adopt babies isn't even close to "The worst thing" about a couple raping their adopted children... I think most people would agree the worst part would be the child rape.

r/transgender squabbles over Democrats scrapping the proposed changes to Title IX by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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There's a lot of mental gymnastics at work there, but maybe the most disheartening one is the people claiming this will stall Trump's supposed Trans concentration camps... The problem being that rather than simply admitting they were victims of propaganda and Trump never intended or even suggested he would do anything of the sort, they will claim that Biden's genius move of scrapping a bullshit idea saved them all by delaying Trump's plan until he was out of office.

TIL in Medieval Sweden, the law prevented men from milking cows because it was associated with bestiality unless a woman did it by TheMagicFlute in TIL

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I think your theory falls apart when men still have to get up at the crack of dawn to feed the animals, till the fields, etc...

TIL in Medieval Sweden, the law prevented men from milking cows because it was associated with bestiality unless a woman did it by TheMagicFlute in TIL

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This is one of those laws that really makes you think about the process by which everyone in an office agreed on it:

"A man shouldn't be grasping the breast of a cow and squeezing it. T'wod be a sin should he become aroused by doing so. Tis best it were woman's work, as women could grasp a bovines supple, yielding bosom and gently urge the milk forth with the subtle but insistent rhythm of their tiny hands without becoming aroused..."
"Sir, your erection is making the table uneven."

There was a law in a state in Australia that said it was illegal to penetrate the anus of an animal... But neglected to mention the vagina. I like to think it was because they had found someone buggering an animal and created a law in reaction, rather than the alternative.

"Right, so it's agreed. You can't fuck an animal in the arsehole"
"Yup. That's wrong."
"... Or the vagina."
"Woah, now, hey... Hang on... Let's not go crazy here..."

Prisoner filmed by CNN being freed from Syrian prison was actually notorious Assad regime torturer: report by P-38lightning in news

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I feel like the Why is pretty straight forward: CNN saves lives! Tune in for REAL NEWS ACTION!!...

... It just feels like very simple people came up with and executed that idea.

Prisoner filmed by CNN being freed from Syrian prison was actually notorious Assad regime torturer: report by P-38lightning in news

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I don't normally take part in conspiracy theories, but I have to say... For someone who had been in a cell and not attended by other people for 4 days, the dude looked very health, very clean, had a serious lack of feces and urine in his cell that I saw, was in a lovely jacket that looked in decent shape...

I seem to remember the rule for life being 3's - 3 minutes without air, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food. After 4 days he might not be dead, but he'd be in very bad shape. I know "3's" isn't a hard rule, more a guide, but 4 days without water is getting towards: "Can't move" territory.

Also, the idea of the guard "Shooting the lock"? I tend to think of prisons having pretty decent locks. I'm not sure you can do that with a cell lock.

The whole thing seems really dodgey.

Try Brains, Today! by Questionable in memes

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Squid Game under fire for lack of ‘authentic representation’ after casting a man to play a trans woman by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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I'm kinda on the same page - It's a man pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman. Really it's kinda exactly right?

Reddit r/news discussion of UK ban on puberty blockers goes exactly as you would expect. by cephyrious in TumblrInAction

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I like this nutter.

"Chemo therapy is only given to people with cancer now! This proves it's fine and harmless because they still use it!"

Sometimes the risk of the drug is outweighed by the harm it is preventing. That isn't the case for: "My child plays with the kind of toys the other gender likes, so I want to halt their body's natural, healthy processes for an extended period until they are sure they are a boy/girl."

University of Leeds radio host suspended for peaking and criticizing gender ideology by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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As I understand it, because words are violence, every time you watch that video a trans person explodes in a shower of razor sharp shards of logic.

Biden White House considers preemptive pardons for Fauci, Liz Cheney, Adam Schiff: report by xoenix in news

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If you are pardoning someone in advance, are you admitting that they have committed a crime and are guilty as well? A pardon is, in effect, an acknowledgement that they are guilty, but saying that you forgive them.

What crimes are these people being pre-emptively pardoned for?

Also, if the person capable of pardoning me was pardoning me in advance, I'd be annoyed - I can imagine a prosecution lawyer having a field day with that.

"So the government has already acknowledged that you're guilty, meaning I guess I can take the rest of this case off."

Male Surf Coach Registers For Women's Surf Contest To Highlight Hypocrisy Of "Inclusive" Sport Policies by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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Oh, so that's okay? Cool. Next time some dude tucks his junk and wants to join women's sport we'll just call for a change to the shoe wearing rules and have them removed.

I really thought it would be more complex than that, but thanks, sports, for explaining to me how it's done.

Banned for race baiting by xoenix in MeanwhileOnReddit

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You can tell which finger she uses to masturbate.

Fellow newfags, oldfags, and fagfags, what have you been banned from reddit for? by TrumpMuskGayMarriage in AskSaidIt

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I never found out. One day I tried to log in, my password didn't work, the "Reset my password" button didn't send any messages to any of my inboxes and, after months of waiting and not getting a reply on their support forum, I submitted multiple tickets in the hope someone would eventually get them... I got an email saying they were combined into a single ticket a few weeks later, but never a reply.

I guess I didn't break any rules, but they still wanted me to go away.

Man had a 'breakdown' because lesbian subs complain about penises by BenitoGreen99 in TumblrInAction

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These were the most hurtful kind of words... True words!

Half of Young Norwegians Say Online Piracy Is an Acceptable Way to Save Money by Drewski in piracy

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There was a time when the product was worth defending. When it is again, I will again.

'Captain America: Brave New World' Undergoing More Reshoots As Director Reportedly Replaced by xoenix in Movies

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You've judged that because I've done it a total of once? For one sentence? Almost literally the same number of times you've talked about it in this thread?
Obviously you were just hoping to be insulting, but I think a safer bet would have been: "You're likely very ugly" or "I bet you smell awful".

'Captain America: Brave New World' Undergoing More Reshoots As Director Reportedly Replaced by xoenix in Movies

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I won't openly mock or hate someone for still wanting to watch this kind of Marvel film and TV show... But I am baffled. To continue the metaphor, I don't hate when people go through my recycle bin for cans and bottles, but I do feel bad for them.

'Captain America: Brave New World' Undergoing More Reshoots As Director Reportedly Replaced by xoenix in Movies

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I don't think it matters what shape you make the pile of rubbish.

John Oliver has decided to stay the course with gender ideology by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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"It's weird how obsessed you are with this issue" is such a wide load of buckshot. You could say it any time you're wrong and the other person insists on pointing it out.

"Dogs are cats."
"No they aren't."
"They can be."
"No, they can't."
"There's no difference between them!"
"Yes, there is!"
"It's weird how obsessed you are with this. Why do you keep talking about it? God!"

ivy league students offered crayons, legos and cookies with milk to cope with trump's election win by Questionable in NotTheOnion

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Any sane person would see that as a direct insult:

"Awww. Did diddum's candidate lose? It's okay, snookie. You can have a glass of milk for being such a brave they/them. Here, use these pweety crayons to draw the trans death camps the scary TV told you are coming."

Game dev laments about how much work it is to ban tons of people over "woke" left-wing politics, but doesn't realize this kind of censorship attitude is what has people fleeing the left. (Head's up: The comments heavily curated/vote-botted. You will get banned/removed if you step slightly wrong) by RedditButt in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Poor souls. They know, on some level, that most people know they are full of shit... But having it thrust upon you and constantly lashing out against shadows must be mentally exhausting.

Veilguard is helping me to get rid of my Homophobia by xoenix in Gaming

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To me, this seems like a clear troll. The idea of a person being extremely homophobic... Because of Grummz, no less... And then being all turned around because of a video game?

Surely it can't be just me. This is like running into a room full of alcoholics and saying: "I r cure! Jeezus was answer! Thank you, gob."

FEMA employee removed from role after telling relief team to skip houses with Trump signs after Florida hurricane by noshore4me in news

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You kinda wrote that like you're reading directly from ChatGTP, but it does answer the question, so thank you!

This girl won't be getting her driver's license any time soon by Drewski in funny

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It... It's a skit, right?... It's planned?... Right?...

Nobody is this stupid, right?

CNN tries to discuss how gender ideology sank the election by xoenix in TumblrInAction

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The "Men shouldn't play women's sport" fortifications were weak and crumbling, so he fell back to the stronger, more reliable "Men are women because a fairy godmother hears your wishes and changes everything when you say it often enough" barricade where he felt he could shoot into the enemy safely.

FEMA employee removed from role after telling relief team to skip houses with Trump signs after Florida hurricane by noshore4me in news

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Removed?... Isn't that possibly putting lives in danger? Isn't that, in some ways, assault or attempted murder?

If three people are at risk of being mauled by a lion and you purposefully skip warning one of them when your job is: "Guy who warns people of lion attack", isn't it a crime to, with malice of forethought, allow someone to get killed by the lion?

White dude for Harris meltdown by xoenix in whatever

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There are some people who, when they support you and your ideas, you only lose face. If criminals support your stance on crime, you look bad. If terrorists support your stance on defense, you look bad. If Boogie supports anything you say or do, you look bad... And while he's far to stupid to understand that, I feel like the people who own him and roll him out like a bearded lady at the circus for the crowd to gawk at Do know that.

TIL black people think they invented mac and cheese, and can be triggered by white ppl making it. by American_Muskrat in TIL

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I'm willing to taste a lot of mac and cheese to help finally judge who makes it the best.

What did you guys dress up as for Halloween? by Bunnygirl in whatever

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I guess I'm kinda misrepresenting it. It's not an Australian holiday, but the stores are still selling Halloween stuff and people still have parties. Not Many parties, but kids and teenagers are always throwing them. If you put decorations out you'll usually get 1 or 2 knocks on the door. Most houses have nothing up, but every, say, 20th house will have a skeleton or some lights or something.

I have to admit, of all the holidays we don't have, Halloween is the most fun! I'm never upset to see a kid dressed up as something running around having a blast... But it does arrive towards the start of summer here, so sometimes it's also so bloody hot that the idea of leaving the AC is pretty scary.