making lattes whenever needed

Nice, I hope you've got people lined up to raise the cows, pasteurize the milk, farm the coffee beans, repair the espresso machine, etc?

I'm gonna be the communal diaper boy, I'm gonna poop my diapies and everyone can take turns changing it to take a break from work.

Alright, and farm the cotton, produce the linen, make the diapers, and a way of disposing of or at least cleaning the diapers that doesn't put the whole commune at risk of dying from Cholera and other feces-born diseases.

I have no marketable skills, no work ethic, no talents, but I'm quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. There's just someplace I'd rather be.

Oh you'd be perfect as a government official of some sort.

real answer: childcare fun answer: sexual mutual aid

Something tells me you want to combine specialties.

I have no idea what role I'd be doing outside of certainly monitoring weather, developing new propaganda, and maintaining arms stocks.

Great! You will definitely need the propaganda and arms to keep the disgruntled masses from revolting.

If you commune has jobs I dont want it

No worries. You can serve the commune by becoming human beef jerky. Guys, calm down, I know it sounds gross now but trust me when you go hungry for a week it will be more appealing.

Probably social and therapeutic services of some kind. Especially helping ND folks (particularly queer and trans ones)

The trannies will definitely need it once they realize they can't get hormones. But let's be honest they will probably also end up as beef jerky.

It's cool, I'll handle all of the identity politic lawyering, so I can represent you and defend you

Awww how cute, he thinks there will be an actual justice system.