Why Does Your Underwear End Up with Bleach-like Patches? by WoodyWoodPecker in whatever

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Vagina Acid.

Dune 2 (Doont in my house) Discussion - What Did Everyone Think? by UncleWillard56 in Movies

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They paid Zendaya for her vagina. /s

Women's Powerlifting by xoenix in Comics

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You got this bro by TheBlackSun in Gaming

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RAMBO! /s

President Joe Biden signed into law measures to provide aid to Israel, Ukraine and Taiwan, as well as force the divestiture of social media platform TikTok from its Chinese parent company ByteDance. by neolib in politics

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This is why Biden is slipping in the polls. Trump will win if Biden continues this BS.

If theres no agenda to turn males gay... by SoylentGreenEnergy in conspiracy

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In Gaza The Sniper Drones Are Crying Like Babies by Drewski in Antiwar

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Kidnappers use crying babies noises on tape players to lure women outside to kidnap and rape them. But this is false: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cry-baby/ the OP article is false as well.

Eating pizza with a fork and knife is the best way to eat pizza by elonmusk7 in whatever

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When will women's rights be banned? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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Under Sharia Law, which we will get when more Muslims come to the USA to outnumber normal citizens.

ABC news edited one of their own articles from 2002 about Israeli intelligence operatives being arrested and detained on 9/11 to cut out the incriminating parts that show they were Mossad— this was done exactly 1 month before Oct. 7 (per Wayback Machine) by Questionable in conspiracy

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The 1993 WTC bombing was a wake-up call about terrorism in the USA. Don't even let them in through the border, Trump is right! /s

This is going nowhere by Titanic in whatever

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Only the libtards that are butthurt that people are leaving Reddit for Saidit.

Marge vs. the Monorail | (Extended Cut) by Questionable in videos

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It is just a side-ways rocket in a tube?

BlackRock steps up security for Larry Fink after ‘anti-woke’ backlash by xoenix in news

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The left is finding out they are a vocal minority, and moderates hold all the power and are tired of their bullshit social justice.

BlackRock steps up security for Larry Fink after ‘anti-woke’ backlash by xoenix in news

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He belongs in prison, maybe for life or the death penalty.

This is going nowhere by Titanic in whatever

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Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!

If I die tomorrow I want y'all to know I like songs about trains by Musky in MusicVideos

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I misread that: you like songs about trans.

A proposed law that may prohibit TikTok moves forward to the Senate. What comes after this? by wahyu in news

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TikTok has valueless content. Webcam Whores are so 1990s.

North Texas man sues Cinemark claiming 24-ounce beer cups can't hold 24 ounces by Drewski in NotTheOnion

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It comes out cold but gets warm fast with no ice.

Sinfest: Chosen People by carn0ld03 in Comics

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Is crime dropping against people's expectations? by AceTank in conspiracy

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The Police stopped enforcing crime due to defunding by liberals in their blue cities. So it isn't reported anymore.

Three Girls Under 14 Charged With Killing Disabled Elderly Man by Drewski in news

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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: In a landmark 9-0 ruling on Wednesday that you will never hear about in the media, the US Supreme Court has undercut all DEI-based discrimination, sending the Marxists into a tizzy. by Questionable in news

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Of course, if you discriminate against white men it is still discrimination.

North Texas man sues Cinemark claiming 24-ounce beer cups can't hold 24 ounces by Drewski in NotTheOnion

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Yeah but who wants warm soda?

(POLL) "Most guys can get a girl as long as they're confident and not fat." Incels and normal people of AskSaidIt, do you agree with this woman's claim or not? by Mcheetah in AskSaidIt

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Feminist = lesbian. Too many feminists.

Wizards Of The Coast Exec Resigns As D&D And Magic The Gathering Are Sinking From Identity Politics by carn0ld03 in Gaming

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They hit the bottom when there was a Doctor Who MTG expansion.

North Texas man sues Cinemark claiming 24-ounce beer cups can't hold 24 ounces by Drewski in NotTheOnion

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Mcdonald's sells you a $2.40USD 32 oz cup of soda that is 75% ice so it is less than 32 oz soda.

The idea that they want you to eat bugs is a racist conspiracy theory by xoenix in conspiracy

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Yew vill eat de bugs und own notfin and be happy.

Why are americans such bad people? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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The government does not represent us anymore, not the people, but corporations that use lobbyists to give bribe money to vote for laws in their favor.

George Washington is rolling in his grave that the USA is a Corporate Tyranny.

Candace Owens is starting to notice... by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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East Germany was owned by Russia.

Countries that recognize the State of Palestine by xoenix in whatever

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State not Nation.

Red Sox World Series Champion Dies Suddenly at 54 After ‘Cardiac Event’ by P-38lightning in news

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COVID

Report: The United States Tortured 8,000 People at Abu Ghraib; 70% to 90% of Them Were Innocent by thehomelessromantic in news

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Not all, just the terrorists. Which is 10% of Muslims.

Why doesn't the site ban the obvious spam and bot accounts on here? by Mcheetah in SaidIt

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I only can moderate s/News I have no power over the other subs. If you see Spam, report it to the moderators.

BlackRock's Larry Fink thinks AI will boost wages — and productivity. by MilanorSwolf in conspiracy

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AI will eat jobs unless you learn how to manipulate or program AI.

BlackRock, Wall Street firms reportedly steered billions to blacklisted Chinese companies by xoenix in news

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Liberal Progressives who run those companies send money to China as part of the Clinton Foundation.

Happy 420! by Musky in memes

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4/20 is Hitler's birthday.

Why do you love white women so much? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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Unlike black women, they take it up the ass and suck dick. /s

'Struggling With the Smell': Donald Trump Farts Up a Storm During His Criminal Trial as a Foul Stench Fills the Courtroom by Drewski in offbeat

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Chemical warfare!

Happy Birthday Adolf! by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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420 Marijuana day as well as Columbine shooter day.

Troon fight by xoenix in whatever

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Wait? What? We are hours away from a halving!!! by Questionable in bitcoin

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Remember Yahoo Gold?

US vetoes Palestine’s request for full UN membership by ActuallyNot in news

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It is a terrorist state run by Hamas. All Palestines (a word for Foreigner in Arabic) are from Jordan.

Wait? What? We are hours away from a halving!!! by Questionable in bitcoin

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SHITCOIN!

The virgin daddy's car vs the chad shitbox by gloomy_bear in funny

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Sam Walton would buy a $50 Pickup Truck by Ford from a junkyard and fix it up. He was frugal like a Jewish person. Pinched pennies so much that he made Honest Abe cry.

The Biden Admin has just officially abolished Title IX as we knew it. Now, sex = gender identity. by P-38lightning in news

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Yes should have studied gender studies and social justice instead. /s

Black Lives MAGA by AXXA in memes

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But the Sand N*gger thinks it is Hindu not Nazi.

What tree produces a flammable liquid? by In-the-clouds in whatever

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Linseed oil can cause a couch or other fabric to catch on fire. https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/ConsumerNews/summer-safety-diy-dangers-linseed-oil/story?id=11328546

Suggestion: Restrict how many topics new accounts can create by Drewski in SaidIt

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Or require 100 Karma before an account can post more than 3 posts a day.

Black Lives MAGA by AXXA in memes

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It is the Hindu symbol of good luck.

Adolf Hitler speech "I was one of you" With English subtitles by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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Why my Uncle was eaten by cannibals.

World War 3.0 is going to happen soon by WoodyWoodPecker in whatever

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https://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=181653 Used cooking oil can be used in Diesel vehicles.

It never hurts to be prepared, either WW3 or the Civil War 2.0 will break out due to Biden's failed policies. Camping gear will be needed get a Zippo lighter or a few of them and the butane to refill them with to start fires. Get a water purifier and grow a garden in your back yard. You need guns as well, but the ammo is set too high a price now to afford too much.

Adolf Hitler speech "I was one of you" With English subtitles by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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It is because Liberal Progressives are Communists, and Hitler was wiping out Communists.

Staffer For Democrat Senator Who Said There Are 'No Open Borders' Is Killed By Illegal Immigrant by Questionable in news

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These Illegal Immigrants sure do be raping and murdering a lot. /s

Sanctuary Cities Set Migrant Sex Offenders Free Instead Of Handing Them Over To ICE by Questionable in news

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Sanctuary Cities are Blue Cities.

World War 3.0 is going to happen soon by WoodyWoodPecker in whatever

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AMCOM is shielded from EMP and uses special DOD Intel chips that are EMP-shielded. They also have a bunker underground with backup systems. I don't live next to a military target so it would take time for fallout to reach me. But the USA will have wiped out Russia and China who don't have that good a missile defense system. Also, we have drones now to take out the remaining 0.5% to 5% of missiles missed.

"Elizabeth, I'm Running to Safety, Honey!" by OzwinEVCG in gifs

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Feminists are for Sharia Law because the Muslims want it. Which outlaws women to vote, drive a car, and get an education.

The most taboo topics, according to a survey of 500 Americans by Musky in whatever

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Liberal Progressives will make suicide booths like in Futurama.

World War 3.0 is going to happen soon by WoodyWoodPecker in whatever

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You underestimate the anti-missile defense system. I was a Federal Contractor for MICOM now AMCOM and I know we can block 90 to 99% of enemy missiles.

Life is tough. We need help. by P-38lightning in memes

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Who knew a degree in Gender Studies is so useless you can't get a good paying job with it?

What are your views on Hitler? by elonmusk7 in AskSaidIt

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He liberated Europe by killing Hitler. /s

Is this the optimal solution to the trolley problem? by fschmidt in AskSaidIt

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The trolly final solution. /s

Is this the optimal solution to the trolley problem? by fschmidt in AskSaidIt

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Or Jews /s

HOLE TROLL. My name for the man who can't get hole and keeps creating sock puppets to spam the fuck out of the forum. by Titanic in AskSaidIt

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He is Eddie Spaghetti.

Israeli hiker dies after slipping off cliff at Hitler’s ‘Eagle’s Nest’ by Oyveygoyim in funny

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TAKE A THURLER HIKE! /s

Kyle Rittenhouse Places Lien on Whoopi Goldberg’s Home by Questionable in news

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Ever since she drank the liberal progressive Kool-Aid she has been crazy and making up bullshit.

I need to get something off my cute little chest. by Cantbot in whatever

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Troll harder!

Adolf Hitler speech "I was one of you" With English subtitles by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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Sounds like a Biden speech.

Gym girls are cute, but they can be intimidating to talk to. Any LEGAL ideas on I can approach girls? by Polar64 in AskSaidIt

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After the #METOO era no man wants to make the first move for fear of being branded a sexual harasser/rapist.

Gym girls are cute, but they can be intimidating to talk to. Any LEGAL ideas on I can approach girls? by Polar64 in AskSaidIt

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Most of the gym girls are whores who want men to look at them in their skimpy skin-tight outfits. Pass them a $100 bill and ask for sex, and she will take you into a locker room. /s

Gym girls are cute, but they can be intimidating to talk to. Any LEGAL ideas on I can approach girls? by Polar64 in AskSaidIt

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Slap them on the butt and say "Hey baby, let's go have sex at my place!" /s

Anyone else high IQ like me? by Macheetuh in AskSaidIt

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r/Iamverysmart

My IQ is 189, go fuck yourself!

Jewish Democrats by WoodyWoodPecker in memes

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Anyone who claims to be superior is hated.

realizing women are evil is the most important thing a man will learn by elonmusk7 in whatever

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Feminism made them that way.

Leaders who arrested their opposition by WoodyWoodPecker in politics

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Biden even lied about the inflation, while he spends money on Ukraine and Israel instead of the US people. It makes our national debt go up and ruins our bonds.

Both George Soros and the Biden Administration Are Linked to Operation Encouraging Illegal Voting by Questionable in WorldPolitics

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It happened in 2020.

Leaders who arrested their opposition by WoodyWoodPecker in politics

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He's a tyrant who caused 2X 3X inflation and almost World War 3.0 with his bumbling.