They will never get it!

SMCAB · 2023-07-24T12:54:38+00:00

I ran my fatfuck pussy faggot detector on you.

Genre: Fatfuck Pussy Faggot

Non Fat Fuck Pussy Faggot = 0

Total Fat Fuck Pussy Faggot = 1,928,919,910

Difference = a fuckton of fatfuck pussy faggot

Verdict: Total fucking useless fat fuck pussy faggot apologist

SMCAB · 2023-02-12T18:02:14+00:00

My pool in my backyard is awesome for trannies. We play games in there like, "dodge the plugged in toaster," and "see if you can get out while me and my friends hold cattle prods."

SMCAB · 2024-04-09T17:12:58+00:00

You and fschmidt should get together and jerk each other off to your immense knowledge and obvious higher intelligence.

Or is he too short?

SMCAB · 2023-11-16T15:01:38+00:00

You're looking at it. It's a social experiment to see how long he can get 27 people to keep clicking a box to prove they're human, before they quit.

And quit upvoting yourself you little bitch.

SMCAB · 2023-10-26T21:15:30+00:00

No you're not human. You're a piece of shit.

And quit upvoting yourself you little bitch.

SMCAB · 2022-11-28T20:03:10+00:00

Schwarzenigga be like

SMCAB · 2022-06-29T12:55:55+00:00

Listen, the entire city of Orlando is a fucking vacuum for your wallet. It's a prison for good parents who just want to make their children's day, even if just once, to make those "memories."

I'm a very frugal person, not to say cheap, because I spend my money, but I personally believe that my only true vote is in my wallet, and so I absolutley do not spent one red cent of my money in places that don't deserve it. To the best of my ability of course.

My daughter made nationals for a sporting event down there a couple months ago, she was very proud and I was very proud of her. I was pissed because it was in Orlando, and I hate that place with a passion, mainly because of Disney and the assholes who line up with their yearly savings to see an autist in a mouse suit walking around. It's fucking insane.

My daughter really wanted to see Harry Potter land, come to find out it's in TWO PARKS at Universal, and if you want to do the whole thing it's a TWO PARK PASS and a 2 PARK FAST PASS, and if you wish to get any rides in at all those are a necessity.

So for three people I dropped a little over $1200 just to walk in the fucking park and ride the rides faster. Which is double what it would have been because HARRY POTTER LAND IS IN TWO FUCKING PARKS!

On top of that the "magical fucking Hogfucks express train ride of a lifetime" that's suppossed to take you between the two harry potter lands was fucking broken, so we had to walk our happy asses all the way to the other park, which took an hour. At this point I'm feeling like Clark Griswold and I'm about to detour to my truck and get my sporting goods and get my family on that fucking train hell or high-water.

I felt buttfucked. I felt like a normie asshole. I felt like such a fucking jamoke.

Icing on the cake, as I'm sucking down my second frozen Butterbeer because my balls are stuck to my legs again, and I have enough swass sauce to make a sculpture of Hermione out of it, the little troll employee manning the new Hagrid ride informs me that my $522 worth of fast passes don't work on the new ride, because, well it's new, as if that has anything to fucking do with it.

Get fucked Orlando. Get fucked.

SMCAB · 2022-06-29T00:21:14+00:00

I'm a fan of conspiracy theories

Well you sound like a holocaust denier and a flat-earther. Burn at the stake you witch!

I'm a Coincidence Theorist, and that term is now approved for use by people and so I can be it and shame you for believing in the Illuminati and Epstien didn't kill himself. The govt is great. I love CNN. I want to suck on Don Lemons balls right now. Insulin pump the vaccine right into my fucking heart 24/7! EVERYONE NOT LIKE ME SHOULD BURN IN HELL!

BAN THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY!

SMCAB · 2023-10-27T21:14:47+00:00

Fuck you I gave birth to a huge tree log yesterday. I named him Barack. I got impregnated by burritos. Learn your $cience, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

SMCAB · 2023-09-29T14:03:41+00:00

This is a real nice start to the weekend.

SMCAB · 2023-03-29T15:35:43+00:00

Take this fucking bigoted hate speech somewhere else.

We are trying to create an environment of unlimited asspats and wholesome interactions that don't involve your limited closed off worldview. We like to see the world for how we wish it to be, not for what it actually is.

I'll bet you don't even have all your boosters. Racist.

SMCAB · 2023-03-21T13:13:24+00:00

Then why do all these depressed BPD/Bipolar chicks who take cum by the bucket load from any man who will pay attention to them not feel better?

And why doesn't socks ever wake up in a good mood? This doesn't work on fat fags? I thought we could be whatever we wanted to be now? Sperm is sexist?

SMCAB · 2023-02-28T01:24:16+00:00

Welcome you racist piece of shit! Your post is bigoted and you're an anti-semite flat earther conspiracy theorist ant-vaxxer!

You know you miss reddit. I'll help you remember.

Welcome Hitler Lover.

SMCAB · 2023-01-19T19:08:14+00:00

Welcome you antisemitic flat earther transphobe!

SMCAB · 2022-11-03T20:13:00+00:00

Socks is such an asshole.

SMCAB · 2022-07-04T17:11:45+00:00

Man that schnaz is huge. Jew know what I mean?

SMCAB · 2024-03-16T14:07:00+00:00

Says the guy with the most alts in the history of this website. We don't all have the time that you do to make alts and flip back and forth. Just another massive projection, you haven't spoken to anyone about this yet? Sad man. Have you at least laid off the carbs? Are you getting in shape? Please tell me you've done something to shrink your lumpy nigger ass.

Just in case you guys aren't following, this new fatfuck is yomamma. He was wetasspussy before this, that account stopped posting 20 hours ago and this one started 19 hours ago. Before that it was bitchimacow, which stopped posting the day wetasspussy started. Before that he was hundreds of names all the way back to socks.

And quit upvoting yourself you little bitch.

SMCAB · 2024-02-26T14:31:31+00:00

Probably when you had to start guessing who had cocks or not.

SMCAB · 2024-01-02T05:14:20+00:00

You know what's the fucking hardest thing to swallow about all this? That it is inherently retarded from the jump. It's this fucking simple, if you can say "I can't breathe" over and over again, you can fucking breathe. For fucks sake. At it's very core, the "slogan" of the thing is inherently built on the rudimentary knowledge that if you can yell and speak you can breathe. It stops there, where it started. Just another criminal resisting arrest, and had an officer using an approved technique of placing his knee on the BACK, which is where it was. Ole Banjolip Floyd. Fuckin A man. Lay your ass on the floor and have someone really knee your neck and then your back. You tell me which one allowed you to utter anything other than noises. The whole thing is built on "I can't Breathe." Yet that banjolip criminal was breathing the entire time. Maybe his high girlfriend stabbing ass had some blue shirt hypertension because he was fucked up and committing crimes.

SMCAB · 2023-12-08T05:40:38+00:00

Tell me where to send my jizz.

SMCAB · 2023-05-09T13:39:20+00:00

Nigger

SMCAB · 2023-03-21T21:41:12+00:00

Be careful

SMCAB · 2023-03-21T13:45:27+00:00

Thanks!

SMCAB · 2023-02-23T23:01:39+00:00

You cared enough to comment you fat fucking moron.

And quit upvoting yourself you little bitch.

SMCAB · 2023-02-21T02:24:10+00:00

Holy fuck Scottish people are predominantly white? Get the fuck out of here. Get fucked. No fucking way.

SMCAB · 2023-01-09T12:47:24+00:00

I'll bet his katanas aren't even sharp.

SMCAB · 2022-09-15T15:18:41+00:00

Nah, I'm good at murder. I've already killed 2 million grandmothers during Covid, what's a few more trannies?

SMCAB · 2022-08-12T14:39:10+00:00

Very little of this actually happened. You're welcome.

SMCAB · 2022-06-21T02:14:55+00:00

That's not a movie, it's a documentary. Your great great grandchildren will be visiting Dr. Lexus.

"Don't worry scrote, there are plenty of tards out there living kick ass lives, my ex wife was tarded, she's a pilot now. " -Dr. Lexus

Edit- I see now you posted this in documentaries, well done. My point exactly. Haha

SMCAB · 2024-04-10T11:59:40+00:00

Sorry She/It/Fag, not gonna happen.

SMCAB · 2024-02-16T18:11:40+00:00

Welcome you bigoted, racist, conspiracy theorist who dares speak against the mainstream. Have fun.

SMCAB · 2024-02-14T17:06:29+00:00

My girlfriend loves it when I tell her I love her with shitty gifts when marketing firms tell me to.

SMCAB · 2024-02-02T17:30:43+00:00

Wait, so in the stage in life where they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, they also weren't correct about changing their hot dog into a taco? Color me shocked. I'm flabbergasted. This is racist.

SMCAB · 2024-01-23T01:16:54+00:00

You haven't touched a woman in ages.

SMCAB · 2024-01-22T23:06:43+00:00

Where did you get $1200. You rolling fags in the village again?

SMCAB · 2024-01-02T02:21:18+00:00

I'd like to take this time to congratulate Georgie on 1316 days of sobriety.

SMCAB · 2023-12-05T15:28:09+00:00

Yes, there is a way, it starts in aisle 13 at Lowes. That's where they keep the rope.

SMCAB · 2023-11-19T15:11:05+00:00

It's difficult to take you seriously with that tiny rocket you use to fuck random black ass behind dumpsters on Friday nights after a large meal of chicken tenders and Mac and cheese. It's really sad you can't read what you just typed and feel no stupidity.

And quit upvoting yourself you little nigger bitch.

SMCAB · 2023-10-28T15:08:11+00:00

Stop upvoting yourself you little bitch.

SMCAB · 2023-07-20T18:51:35+00:00

Not really. A retarded slut is a retarded slut is a retarded slut. You should know, sweetheart.

SMCAB · 2023-07-18T15:36:15+00:00

Imagine having nothing better to do than this?

You guys are pathetic. Ten to one you've ordered a fart in a jar from a Japanese 12 year old on the internet.

SMCAB · 2023-07-17T01:16:09+00:00

I've used ecstacy more than most people. Zionists should all still hang.

SMCAB · 2023-06-12T15:29:19+00:00

I wonder how Mr. Lahey feels about his daughter mangling her tits for attention?

SMCAB · 2023-04-25T16:26:02+00:00

Well then, here's a gold star for your vagina. ⭐️

SMCAB · 2023-04-25T16:12:02+00:00

Female crash test dummy? That's a perfect career for my BPD ex.

SMCAB · 2023-03-29T15:30:34+00:00

And now the shooters pronouns are was/were.

SMCAB · 2023-02-23T23:31:58+00:00

Did you forget what alt you're on again?

And quit upvoting yourself you little bitch.

SMCAB · 2023-02-23T16:49:02+00:00

LISTEN HERE FAGS THE INTERNET WAS MADE FOR ME AND ONLY ME, SO I'LL CONTINUE TO WHINE LIKE A LITTLE BITCH BOY UNTIL I GET MY WAY! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THE DIABETICS IN THE WORLD, MAKE THIS WEBSITE CATER TO MY PUSSY ASS SENSIBILITIES. EXCUSE ME, MY MOTHER JUST GOT HOME WITH MORE HONEY MUSSIE, AND THAT BITCH BETTER HAVE MADE MY TENDIES CRISPY.

SMCAB · 2023-02-21T15:06:01+00:00

No, socks, you fucking flag waving dolt. Most people here, contrary to your retarded belief, are smarter than this. See, real smart people know not to flag wave for millionaires and billionaires. Smart people know the people above us aren't benevolent and don't care. You're level of self-perceived intelligence, because of your sooper speshal television channels you watch could be garnered from reading the back of all the cereal boxes in the grocery store. You're the worst kind of human, you're a useful idiot, and it's just too bad you'll never understand it. Our only hope now is that you boost yourself to fucking death. It can't come soon enough.

SMCAB · 2023-02-09T11:06:41+00:00

How did you get a picture of socks, actually not, dicknipples, and knob, along with their blow job robot all in one place?

SMCAB · 2023-01-24T17:08:26+00:00

She inevitably loses him to prison?

SMCAB · 2023-01-10T00:05:57+00:00

MY MANGLED MANMADE PUSSY HURTS!

SMCAB · 2022-12-06T00:36:56+00:00

Get Don Lemon to tell him to leave and he will. Otherwise, the fat fuck will just continue to obfuscate.

SMCAB · 2022-11-13T15:47:27+00:00

Hey Man, I think if you spent a weekend with me, you'd have a pretty good time and would change your opinion. That's only if you wear clean clothes, can talk to people in public, and aren't afraid of girls.

The fact that I offend you, or whatever your misguided emotion is, in some weird way makes me happy.

Edit: Man you got me. I thoroughly feel stupid. Great Job.

SMCAB · 2022-11-09T01:15:54+00:00

Socks is such an asshole.

SMCAB · 2022-09-22T23:32:55+00:00

This did it. I just turned my very impressive hot dog, into a mangled stepped on taco. Now is my ass different than a hole in the ground?

SMCAB · 2022-08-10T15:36:19+00:00

Do not question the $cience.

SMCAB · 2022-08-05T00:26:42+00:00

His four foot tall husband with a Napoleon complex probably smacks it around for loading the dishwasher wrong. Does that count?

SMCAB · 2022-07-28T01:49:43+00:00

Hey, no WWII jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust..............he fell off the guard tower.

SMCAB · 2022-07-20T01:37:42+00:00

Bigotry is rampant on this website. If I say I'm an ornate table leg, then I'm a fucking ornate table leg. Black trans table legs lives matter YOU FUCKING RACISTS!

SMCAB · 2022-07-12T16:30:36+00:00

What you're looking for isn't important right now citizen #301884728. Please move along to your nearest Carl's Jr. kiosk for some BIG FUCKING TACOS!

SMCAB · 2022-06-30T14:16:50+00:00

My pronouns are Large Cock and Get Fucked.

I put the word MAN as my pronouns on LinkedIn. I have enough salt for my pool for the rest of my life in my DM's.

SMCAB · 2022-06-30T01:55:51+00:00

YOU KNOW I DON'T THINK I CAN HANGOUT HERE ANYMORE WITH ALL THE RAMPANT ANTI-SEMITISM ON THE FRONT PAGE. I MEAN I'M ALL FOR FREE SPEECH WHEN WE BASH TRANNIES BUT THIS IS OUT OF HAND. WHAT I LIKE TO BASH IS SAFE! WHAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE BASED ON THE PROGRAMMING THAT MANUFACTURES MY OPINIONS, WHICH I TURN INTO MY OBJECTIVE FACTS, IS OFF LIMITS. BECAUSE THE INTERNET AND THIS WEBSITE WAS INVENTED TO CATER TO MY SENSIBILITIES AND MY SENSIBILITES ONLY!

HOLD ON......MOTHER WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TENDIES AND DON'T EVEN TELL ME WE'RE OUT OF RANCH AGAIN YOU USELESS BITCH!!

SMCAB · 2022-06-27T22:53:12+00:00

My boss would say " What the fuck is a Terf, now get the fuck out of my office and whatever a Terf is be more of it, you sell a lot of shit."

SMCAB · 2022-06-25T23:04:55+00:00

Not true, crustybutt is still dumb as fuck.

SMCAB · 2022-06-23T13:33:52+00:00

You're right, that was an incredibly reddit thing to say.

If you're feeling actual depression from this action, and if your "life's work" consisted of posts on a trannie website, something tells me your favorite sub on a faggot website going down is the least of your issues.

For fucks sake.

SMCAB · 2022-04-20T15:40:22+00:00

Don't you just love it when two hermits that probably throw their tendies when they aren't crispy enough talk on reddit using words they don't know the meaning of?

SMCAB · 2022-04-09T01:17:30+00:00

I'm going back to reddit where people like you get banned for this vulgar hate speech against perfectly normal kid fuckers.

SMCAB · 2024-04-10T12:03:05+00:00

You blocking everyone says a hell of a lot more about you, than it does about anyone else, pussy shortround.

Nobody is following you around retard. You post dumb shit, we say what we want. It doesn't have anything to do with you. For fucks sake.

SMCAB · 2024-04-04T13:34:27+00:00

'This is the real dehumanization of Black people'

So showing the video is the dehuminization? Not them offing themselves in record numbers over shitty songs and sneakers? Okay, got it. Glad I was informed today.

SMCAB · 2024-03-16T15:54:56+00:00

I can't kill myself dummy, I'm way too valuable, people would miss me, I offer value. I get it that it's hard for you to understand given your current situation in life, but it's true, like it or not.

And quit upvoting yourself you little bitch.

SMCAB · 2024-03-16T15:09:57+00:00

Well, you tried at least, it just wasn't good enough.

Quit upvoting yourself you little bitch.

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