North Korea's Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is heavy drinking and regularly crying as he battles a midlife crisis, experts claim.

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[–]Alienhunter 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Nice to know we have so much in common.

[–]Tarrock 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

experts claim

[–]The_Lear_Bluce_Ree 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Mid-life crisis? Fucker runs a country. Is he sad south park isnt going to lampoon him like they did to his father or something?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He runs North Korea.

He should open up his borders.

Now may be a good time to discuss it.

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Dude got like an army of concubines and people worship him like a god. There is no way this isn't fake news.

[–]Vulptex 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I wouldn't be so sure. People usually find once they obtain material wealth and fame that it's not all it's cracked up to be.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Right.

It’s the small things that crack us.

Poor people worry about money.

Rich people worry about looks.

Good looking people worry about status.

Humans are never happy. Never fucking content. Lay on their death bed worried about what they diddnt do.

Fucking losers.

[–]In-the-clouds 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's a trap!

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He's got 3 siblings that he hasn't had assassinated yet that he could talk things over with.

[–]iamonlyoneman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"experts"

[–]handbananasrevenge 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

“I’m so ronery So ronery And sadry arone”

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hah, faggot.