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[–]khanrhyd 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

After reading the article, I have more questions than answers. I'm glad that it was his own penis that he was brandishing and not some poor sod's dismembered member, but it was unclear if he used his wang to smash the windows or not.

I wonder if the charges would have been different had he used a large prosthetic unit instead of a knife. A dildo to the side of the head can be a serious blow.

[–]CreditKnifeMan 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thief burst into McDonald's brandishing knife in one hand and PENIS in other

Maybe... he was carrying one of those Cambodian penis plants?

[–]HanssenBob 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oi bin drinkin' zoiderrr.