World Economic Forum Are Huffing New-Lunatic-Level Fake-Rainbow Paint by MaxFranceMedia in NotTheOnion

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

And climate change causes winter vagina. It never stops.

World Economic Forum Are Huffing New-Lunatic-Level Fake-Rainbow Paint by MaxFranceMedia in NotTheOnion

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They want to rain their gender fluid on your children's faces.

World Economic Forum Are Huffing New-Lunatic-Level Fake-Rainbow Paint by MaxFranceMedia in NotTheOnion

[–]passionflounder 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The climate is genderfluid- it identifies as warming.

World Economic Forum Are Huffing New-Lunatic-Level Fake-Rainbow Paint by MaxFranceMedia in NotTheOnion

[–]xoenix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gender ideology causes climate change.

Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]RR_2023[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I had the same thought

Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If it was just one man I'd say she is right, but it is multiple men so the problem must be her.

Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

She's coming across, "men who can't get hard when it's time to have sex"?

Leslie Jones says, "IT'S TIME TO HAVE SEX."

She says, "Hey. It's time to have sex!"

It's probably not true, but it's still funny.

EDIT: She was a SNL comedian. This crude sex talk is part of her persona.

Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]gosso920 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!" - Bill Clinton

Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]BanditMcFuklebuck 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Geez Whoopie was ugly like this but it was never an issue because she was so funny and talented. And she had the good sense to keep her love life, sonething no member of the public would want to know anything about, to herself....

Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]tyranicaloverlord 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Her face is a boner-killer.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]tyranicaloverlord 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You are still failing to prove that fear exists.

I also don't care if you think troon is derogatory. Don't be a pervert trying to invade female spaces and you won't be called a troon. That still doesn't prove fear.

Open a dictionary and quit your bullshit.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lets look at your comment "A troon insisting on being called a woman is them involving me in their bullshit"

1) "you realise that you're going out of your way to use a derogatory term?

Do you do that with onions?

2) Do you assume that someone who looks like a man is one?

Or do you demand everyone you meet drops their pants so that you know whether or not calling them a man involves you in their bullshit?

Or are you fine if they pass?

For instance

Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]LordBeetusRises 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's not erectile dysfunction if a man can get hard for attractive women, but not for unattractive women. that's just biological programming. Same way normal men can't get hard for animals, children, men, etc...

I always hear about porn causing ED for men because they can't get hard for their obese wives. Guess what? If that porn star showed up in person, he'd have zero problems performing.

Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What do you think she would do to try and look sexy? You wake up and you look like her, then you go to you hair dresser and say: "Just make things worse, would ya?", then I assume you drive straight past the gym to a Pizza Hut and back home to eat it alone in silence... What, then, when you've finally cornered a drunk man, do you do with yourself that makes you think: "This will arouse a sane person with anything above 'legally blind' on their driver's license"?

Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]BobOki 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

.... I bet Jane Goodall would be down.

Leslie Jones says she is a boner-killer by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I'm not getting a hard on for a week just because this picture was in my eyesight for 1.3 seconds. I'd appreciate a heads up next time you post an African amazon man in place of a woman named Leslie.

Whore who hasn't shaved armpits or worn deodorant for 2 years and makes 6 figures by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]Mcheetah 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A shitty society will promote shitty people, figuratively and literally. There's no point in even trying to act surprised anymore. The bad guys won a while ago.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]tyranicaloverlord 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, I still dislike onions and troons and in no way are afraid of either.

Careful, Girlfriend: You're Spilling Gender Fluid Again by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Get your gender fluid out of the climate! It is time for a change!

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Quit your bullshit.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]tyranicaloverlord 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

We are all now dumber for reading anything you wrote, and may god have mercy on your soul.

Daryl Hall gets restraining order against John Oates in shocking legal battle by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Watch out, John. He'll chew you up!

Woman Punches Husband To Death For Not Taking Her To Dubai On Birthday by Drewski in NotTheOnion

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

As opposed to arranged

Whore who hasn't shaved armpits or worn deodorant for 2 years and makes 6 figures by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]Melodic_Programmer 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

More Onlyfans propaganda, pretty much all articles like this are bullshit designed to advertise the site and encourage degeneracy.

Whore who hasn't shaved armpits or worn deodorant for 2 years and makes 6 figures by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

There's a weird fetish for everything.

Whore who hasn't shaved armpits or worn deodorant for 2 years and makes 6 figures by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

People will pay for wierd shit.

Woman Punches Husband To Death For Not Taking Her To Dubai On Birthday by Drewski in NotTheOnion

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The victim, identified as Nikhil Khanna, a businessman in the construction industry, had a love marriage with his wife, Renuka (38), six years ago.

Love marriage?

Woman Punches Husband To Death For Not Taking Her To Dubai On Birthday by Drewski in NotTheOnion

[–]Drewski[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Daryl Hall gets restraining order against John Oates in shocking legal battle by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't you hate it when has beens cook up shit like this to grab another 15 minutes of fame.

Daryl Hall gets restraining order against John Oates in shocking legal battle by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]LordoftheFlies 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

While they had been recording together “before the pandemic,” he noted that “perceptions changed.”

I'll bet a donut that one of the pair had an opinion on the whole "mask up/lock down/vaxx to the maxx" business that the other one didn't, some shit got said that couldn't be unsaid, and they went to the lawyers when they realized just how entangled they were.

Daryl Hall gets restraining order against John Oates in shocking legal battle by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]RR_2023[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The rock star and his organization, The Daryl Hall Revocable Trust, is also suing Oates’ trust, The John W. Oates TISA Trust, and its co-trustees in Davidson County Chancery Court.

LOL!

Black people died of the plague that killed half of London's population because "racism" by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

How did they know they were black?

Turns out phrenology is good now.

Black people died of the plague that killed half of London's population because "racism" by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]RapeMyMouth 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thats a stretch.

Black women most likely to die in medieval London plague by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have had COW with bacon, maple syrup, gravy, ham, pepper, apples, cinnamon, butter, sausage, and lots of other stuff. I like COW.

Black people died of the plague that killed half of London's population because "racism" by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Horse shit. The plague doesn't care about your race and whitey didn't control it.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Secondly, I don't have to rationally explain a dislike. If I don't like onions, I dislike onions, there needs to be no rationality to it.

In the case of onions, you simply have to not eat them. Similar to how to avoid gay sex, you just have to politely turn it down.

On the other hand you say "A troon insisting on being called a woman is them involving me in their bullshit", but you don't claim that having to call an onion "vegetable", is involving you in the onion bullshit, so your dislike of onions is not analogous.

Therefore you are attempting to create a false argument by false analogy. You say the words, pretending that they are true, but they are not.

Quit your bullshit.

Black people died of the plague that killed half of London's population because "racism" by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Black women most likely to die in medieval London plague by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]Megatron95 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Make Ancient Viruses Inclusive Again.

Black women most likely to die in medieval London plague by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]Megatron95 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Have you ever put cream and brown sugar in your cream of wheat? Delicious. I felt like the chef on the box with his confident smile approved.

Scientists: Sex toys cause diabetes because plastic by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]Musky 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wonder if condoms have the same issue.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]tyranicaloverlord 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Secondly, I don't have to rationally explain a dislike. If I don't like onions, I dislike onions, there needs to be no rationality to it.

Therefore you are literally making shit up, you say the words hoping them to be true, but they are not.

Quit your bullshit.

Black women most likely to die in medieval London plague by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

God bless Mammy, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, the Cream of Wheat chef, and Fat Albert.

Black people died of the plague that killed half of London's population because "racism" by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Kekekekeke

Black people died of the plague that killed half of London's population because "racism" by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]Fiyanggu 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What blacks? Like 2 out of the 10 that may have lived there during that time?

Black people died of the plague that killed half of London's population because "racism" by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]ID10T 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

That's why they called it "The Black Plague". Yuk yuk yuk. Ok I'll see myself out

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you genuinely believe that that's bullshit, it would be more effective to explain the rationality behind your "dislike".

This response you have given better fits that irrational fear is the basis.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]tyranicaloverlord 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Quit your bullshit.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]fla_ral 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

queer theory.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A troon insisting on being called a woman is them involving me in their bullshit.

Oh, you thought green lantern is about transexuality, and you claim to be transphobic, not homophobic?

It is not fear if I dislike it.

There's no rational reason to dislike it. You're displacing your fear onto them.

Target Selling Transgender Nutcracker & Black Paraplegic Santa Claus Christmas Decorations by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Target, you can't get more Jewish than that! /s

Target Selling Transgender Nutcracker & Black Paraplegic Santa Claus Christmas Decorations by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

😄

Target Selling Transgender Nutcracker & Black Paraplegic Santa Claus Christmas Decorations by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They're both funny if you think about it for a moment. The transgender nutcracker's humor is pretty obvious. But the Santa's humor is subtle; a black man crippled after entering your home without permission.

Target Selling Transgender Nutcracker & Black Paraplegic Santa Claus Christmas Decorations by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]RapeMyMouth 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lol. No more target.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]tyranicaloverlord 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A troon insisting on being called a woman is them involving me in their bullshit. It is not fear if I dislike it.

As for you, quit your bullshit.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If dislike of gay sex is all you feel, you just need to say "no, thank you" about half a dozen times in your life, unless you're hanging out in too many gay bars.

You don't need to get stressed about people "involving" you in "their bullshit".

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]tyranicaloverlord 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Dislike is not akin to fear. That's a fucking retarded notion, and you and the English language needs to have a long sit down together.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What's really frustrating is that it's nor really to draw any attention to social justice issues, it's pandering to a new base. Just like Bud Light, corporations love to shit on their solid base in order to satisfy DEI policies and attract the "right" crowd. I honestly hope they run the superhero blockbuster into the dirt. I don't really find it compelling, though I'll admit some of the Marvel heyday stuff was pretty fun.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]Alienhunter 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Christmas Lantern.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No, I am not afraid of you, live your life, but don't involve me in your bullshit.

If you don't want to be involved in gay sex, just say "no, thank you", in the event that someone offers you some.

If you don't like homosexual relationships being depicted in literature, (more than heterosexual ones) then you are afraid.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ach, I can't believe this didn't come to me until now:

Queen Lantern

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]Goingoutforawalk 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They can't understand that there isn't a large number of people interested in their sexuality. Just that concept seems foreign and hateful to them alone.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]ActuallyNot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

But it looks like the scribe’s efforts fell on deaf ears as his Alan Scott, Green Lantern No. 1 has landed with a thud with few sales.

Not exactly. It's cracked the top 100 this month, coming in at #80. It's probably going beat 20,000 sales.

https://www.comicbookrevolution.com/october-2023-single-issue-comic-book-sales-rankings/#franchises

It's respectable enough.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Superheroes are supposed to be epic characters in (mostly) epic stories, the modern analogues to legends like Beowulf or Gilgamesh. You can (and should) do stories that are lighter, comedic, or just "daily life" stuff because it serves to both refresh the palate (so to speak) after the previous big arc and makes the next big arc something readers care about because it disrupts the heroes' attempt at living "normally." And sure, you can incorporate real-world events into the stories too.

But at the end of the day, it has to be remembered that this is supposed to be fiction, not a newspaper presenting the headlines in drawn form. So constantly injecting reality eventually makes the material worthless because it's just as bad, depressing, and all-around toxic as the shit we're trying to get a break from by reading it in the first place.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]LordoftheFlies 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

John Stewart was also introduced well before any of the IdPol bullshit that currently infests the industry, so he's actually a developed character and not a one-dimensional stereotype, author mouthpiece, or pandering token.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hot damn... That's some heavy handed propaganda.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]Wanderingthehalls 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I did pirate it. And a major part of the plot was the love interest of the main character learning he was a bad person because he didn't immerse himself in queer culture. He had a job and interests that were not specifically queer and he had to change that and dedicate himself to queerness. The main character's whole personality was being queer and his job was running a museum where they presented bullshit about people in the past who may or may not have been queer, as absolute fact.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]tyranicaloverlord 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I hate the term homophobe because it has an improper definition. Just like the term transphobe.

No, I am not afraid of you, live your life, but don't involve me in your bullshit.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wasn't talking about skin colour. ;D

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Red, Green Lantern you colorphobe.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]UncleWillard56 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Not a comic book guy, but I've never, ever cared about the orientation of a superhero. Kinda flies in the face of the purpose of comic books, no? A distraction from your mundane life?

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Why are these publishers such heterophobes?

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]makesyoudownvote 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Alan Scott always seemed pretty gay though. LOOK AT THAT COSTUME!

I'm pretty sure that wife was just a beard forced upon him by 1950s morality and values. :P

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]makesyoudownvote 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They already have one since 2012. Simon Baz

He kinda sucks.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]makesyoudownvote 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

John Stewart (black green lantern) was actually pretty cool though. It was a good way to reset the power creep that Hal Jordan had been getting.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]at_finn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Make that, disabled lesbian non-binary transwoman of color.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What if he identifies as a flashlight instead of a lantern.

Flashlight? You mean Fleshlight, right?

I agree. He identifies as the grey Fleshlight.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]Alienhunter 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

What if he identifies as a flashlight instead of a lantern. Lanterns seem very 18th century much like slavery.

Middle-aged bloke gets off on wearing nappies – and he even 'makes messy' in them by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]twolanterns 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

biden is well beyon middle age

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]twolanterns 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

some writers apparently are as woke bigoted when they face pushback from those who see an agenda being pushed.

a good writer would come up with their own new character instead of hijacking an old one

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]hfxB0oyA 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Brown Lantern.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]WoodyWoodPecker 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Alan Scott, not Hal Jordan. Alan Scott used to be married to a woman and had two kids with her. Now he is gay and the wife and kids are gone.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Well we've tried black green lantern. Woman green lantern. And gay green lantern. What's next?

Grey Lantern.
The lantern is still green, but it identifies as grey.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]Alienhunter 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Well we've tried black green lantern. Woman green lantern. And gay green lantern. What's next?

How about disabled green lantern!

Brilliant, gay disabled black lesbian green lantern will be the best thing since homeless batman.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]Ferretman 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't mess with Green Lantern.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]NastyWetSmear 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Ohhh, I remember that movie! We were evil for not watching it. Man, I'm so evil I didn't even pirate it. :(

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They need better queer writers.

People demand top notch queer entertainment.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Even queers don't pay to see queer movies. Get over it.

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]RR_2023[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't know. I remember a similar type of attitude. I think it was for a fag movie, though. "Bros"?

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]NastyWetSmear 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Is this the guy who put out that video telling everyone to buy the comic to fight bigots and that there were so many more of "Us than there are of them"?

Rebooted Queer ‘Green Lantern’ Comic Flops Hard as Writers Calls Comics Fans ‘Haters and Queerphobes’ by RR_2023 in NotTheOnion

[–]fla_ral 10 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

"Fucking bigoted fascist piece of shit, buy my products!"

DC Marketing 101, must have gone to a queer version of a business school.

YouTuber Mr. Beast Accused of ‘Racism’ After He Builds 100 Wells Across Africa Providing Clean Water to Citizens by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]RapeMyMouth 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Lol

YouTuber Mr. Beast Accused of ‘Racism’ After He Builds 100 Wells Across Africa Providing Clean Water to Citizens by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]hfxB0oyA 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's in a do-nothing's nature to get angry when someone else does the task they weren't up to.

Meat should have warning labels like cigarette packets, say scientists by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]BobOki 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds good. I talked to someone else did keto and they told me to buy some potassium and magnesium as well, helps not have the keto flu.

Meat should have warning labels like cigarette packets, say scientists by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

[–]Bigs 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The strips will show you have spare ketones in your pee. Spare because you peed them out.

They work, not saying don't get any, just realize that deep ketosis means you're burning the ketones, not peeing them out.

In the past when I've used such strips I find they go way higher after eating carbs, precisely because my body is like "Oh, carbs to deal with? Fuck.. call the insulin and dump these ketones, cos we need to burn this carbage, before it glycates and fucks up all our arteries n shit!"

But yeah, for sure as a noob they will help show and reassure you that you're in keto-mode. If you really wanna get serious you need to test your blood, not your pee. Don't do that, painful, expensive, no need - if you cut your carbs to basically nothing then you WILL go into ketosis, guaranteed.

You do it every night, which is why it's called break-fast, but really getting 'fat adapted' does take awhile. Be patient, be kind to yourself, and get some electrolytes.

*fist-bump

Bored Ape NFT event attendees report ‘severe eye burn’ by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Have fun looking at your million dollar GIFs with that going on, retards.

Bored Ape NFT event attendees report ‘severe eye burn’ by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

People still mess around with that shit?

Bored Ape NFT event attendees report ‘severe eye burn’ by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]Musky 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's apparently what they are, UVC bulbs leftover from Covid they repurposed as black lights. I hear they're quite pretty except for the eye and skin burning thing.

Bored Ape NFT event attendees report ‘severe eye burn’ by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]bucetao6969 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

How is this still a thing?

Bored Ape NFT event attendees report ‘severe eye burn’ by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]SoCo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

UV should not burn your skin or eyes at all....unless they used dangerous UV wavelengths not made for entertainment, but instead for sanitation and virus killing. Those could be seriously dangerous, burning your skin, giving you skin cancer, making you permanently blind, and creating ozone that can permanently damage your lungs.

Even this is very uncommon now days, as safe UV frequencies, still able to sanitize and kill viruses are well established now.

This is what led to the concepts in the desperate early days of Covid, of ideas to directly kill the virus in the lungs with UV light, as well as talk of other methods of direct treatment of lung tissue to kill the Covid infection in it, such as with direct chemical treatment. Several companies were very serious about this, but when Trump mentioned it publicly, the media used the opportunity to bully and ridicule Trump, by pretending he suggested using bleach to clean people's lungs. This led the destruction of these companies who were working on these novel ideas, preventing them from continuing....but what's a few thousand lives lost, compared to a memorable fake jab at the Trumpster? (The theme for the last decade)

Bored Ape NFT event attendees report ‘severe eye burn’ by jet199 in NotTheOnion

[–]ID10T 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I always knew investing in NFTs would get you burned.