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[–]TurtleFuzz 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

This is so wild that I think it is a troll. Someone who puts this much thought into a made-up concept such as gender HAS to be joking lol

[–]vitunrotta[S] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I bloody hope so. We live in the Upside Down now, who's to know?! :D

[–]TurtleFuzz 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Somnigender: A gender identity related to, dependent upon, or inexorably connected to a feeling of sleepiness or tiredness. Alternately can refer to a gender that is difficult or impossible to perceive or identify due to feelings of sleepiness or tiredness.

I'm in this post and I don't like it omfg lol

[–]vitunrotta[S] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Trans: DETECTED. 🆘

The more I read, the more I think this is superb trolling. Kudos to whoever had the patience to create this...

[–]vitunrotta[S] 11 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

This is from his bio:

"Sex traits/bodily variation: altersex/altsex DMAB (designated masculine at birth), fertile, testicular, predominantly testosteronized"

...Just use man, dude. Testicular really got me. What should I be - boobicular?

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

'Ovular', presumably.

[–]vitunrotta[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, now that’s better. Very un-human-sounding.

Whoever made these “genders” is a genius though. There is such an impressive amount of nonsense and deliciously wishy-washy terms it’ll be something I’m going to use if/when someone starts to talk smack about womanhood etc. 😈

[–]anonymale 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Testicular

Not just a man: a bawbag.

[–]ZeWombat 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Vaginal

[–]Poppy29252 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Hell yeah, somnigender because I am so fucking tired of peoples' shit.

[–]ZeWombat 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I found mine! This will be perfect for the next 'pronoun' occasion. "I'm Gigagender: A very big gender that is indefinable and large and powerful. There are no accurate pronouns".

[–]vitunrotta[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Gigagender sounds like Trump.

A VERY BIG GENDER... YUUUUGE...

[–]CommercialNewspaper5 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Looks like something you would see if your computer crashed really bad.

[–]vitunrotta[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Indeed. The TRA in a nutshell.

[–]Catbug 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Gender influenced by flowers bahaha what?!

Also the shey/Shem bit on their bio screams trolling.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Estrialgender: Not identifying with earth’s human gender binary due to being from another planet.

I keep waiting for the mothership to collect me and ask for my report. So I guess that's my gender.

This could be the best troll ever but weren't a bunch of these actually on a serious Tumblr thing a while back? Looks like personality is being called gender now?

[–]vitunrotta[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

due to being from another planet

Spotted another celebrity gender. This is most definitely Tom Cruise.

[–]Comprehensive-Ad-579 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The other thing about the word “queer” is that almost everyone I’ve seen opposed to it have been cis, binary gays and lesbians.

I am really struggling to understand, does anyone know what a "binary gay/lesbian" is supposed to be? Not a native speaker, so I can't make sense of it, excuse me.

Hush/Hushs are pronouns??? For what??? Definitely not for a human being! I give up....

[–]grixit 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

More than ever there is a need for the ultrspronoun "blarrg". Whenever anyone says it, writes it, or communicates it in anyway, it automatically identifies as whatever pronoun(s) whoever receives it needs to have for validation. It can identify as a single pronoun, a group, or even multiple single pronouns when addressing groups of people that each expect a differrent one. It can correctly reference the long dead or those yet to be born. It can even pick out the individual pronouns of people with multiple personalities. Just say "blarrg" and you will never be wrong.

[–]Skipdip 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks for this fun artistic exercise! Honestly this is art lol. I like Tragmat. That’s my gender now, all my QT friends. I’m one of you, please love me again.