LGB ErasureHelp, our sex life is an existential nightmare of identity politics

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[–]Poppy29252Natal Cat Woman 34 insightful - 13 fun34 insightful - 12 fun35 insightful - 13 fun -  (0 children)

Some dude's advice to two sexually inexperienced women is that they should do anal because he loves getting his ass eaten.

Truly amazing.

[–]bolla_top 26 insightful - 12 fun26 insightful - 11 fun27 insightful - 12 fun -  (1 child)

Does anyone else find themselves constantly having to scroll back to the top of these posts to reread the title because you cant keep it straight in your mind who is actually what sex and who is pretending to be what?

[–]MoutonelectriqueBland Straight ♀ 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, same. I'm also a bit confused about the strictly top thing. They are a dominant or what? And what's up with the bottom growth? What is that? Do I want to know while I am having lunch?

[–]Trolley 25 insightful - 7 fun25 insightful - 6 fun26 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

It took me far too long to figure out what who was asking what. Basically two females trying to figure out sex without calling themselves females, right?

[–]Horror-SwordfishI don't get how flairs work 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

And not only that, it appears that one of them (the FTM) doesn't actually want to have sex with women, but has probably concluded that because the other one is "nonbinary" and therefore technically not a woman, they should be in a relationship with them.

Imagine if this was just two women, and one of them said, "My sex life with my girlfriend consists entirely of me eating her out and her doing nothing reciprocation because she says vaginas are gross."

[–]kwallio 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I once had a "bi" roommate who would make out with girls but do nothing downstairs and she had a few same sex relationships like this where she didn't reciprocate. Not for very long, tho.

[–]tu_jode_mucho 18 insightful - 12 fun18 insightful - 11 fun19 insightful - 12 fun -  (1 child)

ever thought about eating ass? ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭

💀

[–]serf_n_terfStraight Ally - Surf’s up! 🏄‍♀️ 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Pro life tip right there.

[–][deleted] 14 insightful - 10 fun14 insightful - 9 fun15 insightful - 10 fun -  (3 children)

https://www.allure.com/story/enby-review-wild-flower-sex-toy-gender-free

WTF? Yes, I'm sure sticking a floppy piece of silicone into a strap on harness will cure your pillow princess woes.

[–]julesburm1891 15 insightful - 13 fun15 insightful - 12 fun16 insightful - 13 fun -  (0 children)

TQ+: I need a genderless sex toy that mimics neither a penis nor a vagina because those are gendered.

Also TQ+: Genitals are genderless! A penis can be feminine! A vagina can be masculine!

[–]NeedMoreCoffee~=[,,_,,]=^_^= 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I love the picture with the yellow background. It almost looks like those adds from the 70's where they sell the stupidest shit but have a person or family in the picture smiling big with the product in their hands.

[–]onenaivecanary 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That looks like a plastic drain cover. There are a ton of vibrators out there in various shapes. This shape looks like it is purposefully useless.

[–]7874 16 insightful - 6 fun16 insightful - 5 fun17 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

So is she saying that all she does now is use her hand to get her gf off with zero reciprocation?

[–]Rag3 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yup.

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 10 insightful - 11 fun10 insightful - 10 fun11 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

Reading this on my lunch break may have been a mistake.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 10 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

It's a good thing stoneage humans were able to ask the internet how to have sex otherwise they would never have figured out how to have children.

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 10 insightful - 8 fun10 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

"sex life"

[–]fuck_reddit 10 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 4 fun11 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

We should shame people for complaining too much about first world problems…

[–]millicentfawcett 11 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

This generation of young people seem to be having so much sex they don't want in order to worship at the alter of gender.

The trailer for I Am Jazz was released and it seems the focal point is shifting onto onto one of the twin brothers who is trying out dating TW to show he's super inclusive except it leads to a scene where he's trying to awkwardly express that dick makes him feel uncomfortable without sounding like he's as transphobic as the rest of us basic genital fetishists.

[–]pacmanla 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Are you serious??? Wow, can't believe it has come to this.

[–]millicentfawcett 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

https://youtu.be/kqB9hRighs0

This season looks like it's going to be particularly horrendous because there's now fat shaming thrown into the mix for poor Jazz because nobody is prepared to explore what it is that's causing such poor mental health and weight gain.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Are reality TV producers sociopathic enough to drive a kid to suicide for the ratings?

[–]millicentfawcett 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yes.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/03/24/38-people-died-suicide-finding-reality-tv-fame-stars-continue-mourn-mike-thalassitis-8996868/

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

World's most complicated lesbian couple.

[–]Horror-SwordfishI don't get how flairs work 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I don't think they're even lesbians, to be honest. Well, probably the "nonbinary" one, but definitely not the one that thinks she's a man but has never been romantically involved with a woman ever before and has no desire to interact with another female's genitals. She's probably just a very confused straight girl that's trying to find herself a good gay guy to settle down with and fell into the nonbinary rabbit hole of thinking genitals don't matter.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

These kids are all so dysfunctional.

[–]Tikiri 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Warning: do NOT eat or drink (food) while reading this!

[–]onenaivecanary 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are these two people even attracted to each other? I know that different women might prefer different types of sex, and I see how the various genders add a layer of difficulty to any and all communication, but seriously, if you can't figure out anything (besides oral????) to do, then it really sounds like you don't want to be in the sexual situation you're in. ESPECIALLY if you find yourself turning to reddit for sex advice.

[–]clitoriana 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine this being your FIRST relationship. What a shitty time for both of them. Also, no longer spending time in online groups full of they/thems makes those pronouns sound really weird, impersonal, and anonymous. Like you're not talking to or about anyone in particular. It just sounds so sad and distant when she's supposed to be referring to the closest, most intimate person in her life.

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Is outercourse actually something people use for foreplay?

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Really horrible sexual relationship between two crazy girls, it's sad. But what about rubbing pussies together? I mean bottom growths? LMAO I cant figure how they need a guide to know what to do with their body

[–]shveya 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That sex toy she linked to looks like a giant turd.