Straight guys these days

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-10-07T16:38:27+00:00

Summary:

I'm straight dating a MtF so I need to learn to suck dick.

Go on Grindr to practice.

Sorry I can't use Grindr because I'm straight.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-12-10T03:29:42+00:00

I feel like this meme perfectly describes the TRA bullshit in so many ways.

This meme is supposed to be on their side but it's basically pointing out how even they don't want to date other blue haired wildebeests.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-07-30T15:11:39+00:00

Yes we all got that lesson from birth. As a 1 minute old infant I was brought into a room and indoctrinated into the social construct of how to reproduce by having sex with a "pussy".

Then I abandoned all of the teachings to become gay just to make my own life more difficult because I was tired of living life too easy as an already depressed teenager.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-11-04T16:57:34+00:00

Homogenized milk for the oppression points.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-01-08T13:54:42+00:00

(insert any location other than gender studies class or Twitter) - why do all these people recognize me as a woman?

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-12-17T05:17:31+00:00

11 year old asexual.

Idk... Try entering puberty before deciding if you want to have sex.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-11-03T21:50:09+00:00

AGPs think they are level 100 high elf enchanters with max charisma but they are barbarian rogues and their charisma check was so bad they ended up casting deception on themselves.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-07-15T17:35:05+00:00

"hi I'm mentally ill and in charge of determining reality for everyone."

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-07-13T16:52:19+00:00

I found that line funny too. If you go on Grindr I'm willing to bet that 99% of the sex that results from meeting there has people knowing what all the genitals look like down to seeing the guy's nuts in 4k and an endoscopy 10 feet into their butthole.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-10-16T17:11:27+00:00

"So tell me how you can benefit the company. "

"I identify as xir xim, I require at least 30 minutes every hour to check on the 57 subreddits that I moderate. Your dress code is out of date. I know I'll be working on the 5th floor but I'll also need you to change the signs on bathrooms for all floors."

"Ok but can you use Excel?"

"Your question is abilist."

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-08-19T16:51:05+00:00

Whenever I see this I love to reply

"Sea horses are horses." And watch them freak out. Honestly right now I want to go start a satire sub called "Sea Horse Exclusionary Radical Horses." But the quantity of time it would take is just uhhhh.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-04-01T19:46:50+00:00

FtMMen

Men men menmenmen men men.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-03-01T01:37:45+00:00

"person who thinks sex isn't real accuses others of not understanding science."

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-02-10T23:43:30+00:00

Currently, I have purchased a ReelMagik 8 inch prosthetic that won’t get here until June.

ALWAYS THE 8 INCH PROSTHETIC!

The number of guys with an 8+ inch dick is vanishingly small yet every single FtM that talks about a prosthetic or bottom surgery brings up 8 inches. Like... Bruh... You are 4 feet tall. Busting out an 8 inch prosthetic is going to draw even more attention to it being fake.

This is unironically calling back to the whole "girl inches" phenomenon where women dramatically overestimate dick sizes because all the guys they've ever dated always tell them it's bigger than it is.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-02-05T00:32:25+00:00

There's no need for hormones. My penis is taking acting lessons because it's tired of being typecast as a dick.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-12-14T06:19:46+00:00

Decoder ring needed.

Has anyone else noticed how much other ~~trans men~~ (FtMs) will question the validity of the transness of ~~gay trans men~~ (fujoshis)? I feel like FTM subs get posts like that once a week. I never know if they’re genuinely concerned about “transtrenders” or if they’re trying to find others with the same opinion without necessarily getting banned or something. And I’m also weirded out by the amount of ~~straight trans men~~ (lesbians) complaining that they can’t find other ~~straight trans men~~ (lesbians)? There are certainly more of us that are ~~straight~~ (gay) than ~~gay~~ (straight). Idk, it just seems like some of these ~~guys~~ (lesbians on hormones) are homophobic ~~(specifically to us)~~ (specifically to themselves because they can't admit to being lesbians and don't understand why you would need to transition since you were already heterosexual) and ~~won’t own up to it~~ (transitioning into homosexuality threatens their need to transition to avoid their own homophobia). I feel scared to reach out to ~~trans men~~ (FtMs) IRL because I don’t want to hear that kinda shit, not from ~~guys~~ (women) who are ~~trans like me~~ (homophobic lesbians as opposed to autoandrophiles like me). Mini rant over.

The actual quantity of brain power it takes to understand these people is ridiculous.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-07-19T23:28:41+00:00

Al'Queerida.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-05-24T08:11:26+00:00

a straight guy said he was attracted to me but i only want gay men to be attracted to me.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-05-01T18:51:56+00:00

These people are so much more realistic than the general trans movement but in some ways they are still so deep in the ideology.

Sexuality and attraction happens in the brain though, similar to gender, not because of your sex or body.

Yes because the brain is not part of a human body. Perhaps in their case it's true and this explains lots of things.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-01-26T22:55:17+00:00

Better bring your most expensive decoder ring to read that post.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-01-12T05:47:10+00:00

The nation of gayslam and the pink panthers.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-04-25T16:08:00+00:00

Animal crossing should totally be the baseline for telling a 12 yr old they are in the wrong body.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-02-18T19:29:53+00:00

Starfox looks different without their fursonas.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-01-25T00:27:06+00:00

2 men having gay sex = "heteronormative norm"

Take those 2 dogecoins directly to the ATM machine.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-01-15T01:41:31+00:00

I hate that I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-01-08T08:52:52+00:00

I participated in a gender swap Halloween party once and the men all dressed up as a huge variety of female presentations but somehow every woman showed up looking like the exact same grungy mess with a rolled up sock in their pants that they would grab.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-12-10T21:15:04+00:00

fixed the image for them

https://i.imgur.com/7gi0hr2.png

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-10-06T19:50:11+00:00

One of the psycho hyperbolic reactions.

Stopping trans people from being able to speak seems very Berlin 1933 and I would definitely have an emergency bag and your passport up to date. They didnt start with camps they just executed in the woods.

These people are so nuts LOL...

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-08-10T20:59:47+00:00

Attractive gay black pop / country singer.

Pissed off Al'Queerida the other day on Twitter by equating being gay and liking dick.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-05-01T00:07:20+00:00

At this point I don't think any of my children are lesbian or bi (Largest Child may be Ace) but I also don't want to assume they're straight and then they come home one day with an STD from a girlfriend because the only thing we've talked about is condoms and various forms of birth control.

So she has no indication to insinuate any of her children are gay. Honestly this type of performative wokeness is a large contributer to the QT+ overwhelming all of society. It's like she has a desperate need that her daughters do come out as gay and they aren't so she's running to a lesbian forum looking for wokeness validation.

Also the fact that she ranks her daughters by size is pretty funny. Is she fat shaming her 'ace" daughter? Lol...

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-12-02T09:49:54+00:00

Anything which upsets mermaids is probably a good ruling lol...

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-09-15T04:38:33+00:00

So the qualifying skill for directing is melanin?

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-09-02T20:55:09+00:00

So they are a "woman" and also "FEMALE" and has male genitals? Sure. Definitely understands biology.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-08-18T16:34:30+00:00

Dammit I just laughed out loud at work over this exchange

Doesn't take science not to be a prick.

But it does take science not to be an uneducated clown

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-07-21T16:26:59+00:00

Most TRAs have no money. It isn't like they were going to buy the books in the first place.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-07-19T22:24:40+00:00

it's funny, i used to be able to figure out where their arguments were coming from but here... i have absolutely no clue.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-09-26T22:18:27+00:00

What every "lesbian" wants in life is Fred Flintstone in a dress constantly threatening suicide.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-09-15T01:42:23+00:00

I couldn't even begin to imagine how I would have felt if I was a trans person hearing that sentence!

Lol person isn't even trans.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-07-17T16:55:22+00:00

I find it really funny her name is "Patsy"

patsy - NOUN - a person who is easily taken advantage of

Then she says she posted the tweet because someone asked her to and she doesn't know anything about the person or situation.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-05-25T06:43:14+00:00

Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-05-04T21:36:49+00:00

Being gay is now white supremacy.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-01-26T22:57:18+00:00

That haircut looks like they were making a playdough man but the mold was loose and all the hair squirted out the sides.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-01-05T19:25:44+00:00

Michael Jackson was a true pioneer.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-01-03T23:17:16+00:00

It's like quantum mechanics. The outcome is changed by observing the pronoun.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-03-09T00:35:18+00:00

"please recognize men and not women"

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-03-03T20:40:26+00:00

In before they claim to have male bone density.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-03-03T16:17:45+00:00

Yes let's go ahead and normalize masturbation while driving. People don't drive poorly enough already...

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-02-28T21:40:37+00:00

Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-01-26T22:22:51+00:00

When I clicked that picture i didn't realize at first that the guy was supposed to be the "lesbian" in question... Lol... Literally just looks like an x surfer dude who was just lucky enough to keep nice hair into his old age.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-12-10T20:26:23+00:00

That thread is basically the logic of the "Old Testament" in the bible.

Which is funny because it was the set of teachings for the proto-Jews which they are so terrified of now.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-11-18T17:22:01+00:00

My true self at work sometimes involves telling a boss to STFU and let me finish a task but i imagine that won't go over too well.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-11-03T21:44:14+00:00

It's a good thing stoneage humans were able to ask the internet how to have sex otherwise they would never have figured out how to have children.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-07-21T02:42:34+00:00

I hope you present this as your book report lol...

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-04-06T17:47:51+00:00

Obviously, I’m AFAB

That was in no way obvious after reading the string of ambiguous identity labels lol...

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-10-05T15:44:28+00:00

This has to be satire.

Edit - nevermind, it became obvious and was flagged as such but God was that too close to being accurate at the beginning.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-08-24T16:43:34+00:00

New members are required to run through the set of Jerry Springer with every messy tr***y who was ever on the show fighting Tumblr blue-hairs in a big mosh pit. Once you pick up Caitlyn Jenner's book, you win access to the board.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-07-13T23:17:03+00:00

"you look like lizzo"

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-10-20T22:25:20+00:00

When it turns out that biology is real.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-01-07T13:00:28+00:00

aspiring thembo

I guess that's the genderspecial way of being a bimbo? I guess she's dumb enough but needs to work on the other part.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-11-29T20:14:51+00:00

They actually appear to care more deeply than the person they are criticizing lol...

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-11-16T22:08:00+00:00

Could explain all the gigafat queers.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-10-28T21:16:59+00:00

So many of their posts can be explained by the idea that they think everything is both an arbitrary label and that any attempt to question the arbitrary nature of their definition is deeply offensive.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-08-26T04:22:39+00:00

This is probably true too. I knew a MtF who had a really nice voice before "coming out as trans". It wasn't masculine but had some soft bass to it.

After he turned MtF he became nearly impossible to hear on discord.

I was literally at the point of adjusting all audio settings on my entire PC just to try and hear this person but it was still just impossible sometimes because his whisper would go to nothing sometimes. I actually had all my audio settings turned up to 100% and then had all my other settings scaled down to like 10% in the volume mixer... Except discord which was at max 100% then I had this person cranked up another 200% inside discord because that was the max. Due to this I would need to manually turn EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON who joined a channel down to like 5-10%.

I dealt with this for months and no quantity of complaining would convince him to speak up. He would just move the microphone closer to his mouth and then somehow get quieter... Like literally no sounds come out just slight puffs of air then he got upset if you didn't hear something.

Finally I just asked if he was whispering to this point because he was afraid of his original voice sounding slightly male. He said yes then was clearly upset and then that's the last I heard from him so I got to turn my sounds back to normal.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-07-28T19:45:36+00:00

Looks like a character from an N64 game but with unrealistic body proportions.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-04-01T19:54:28+00:00

We used to say "you don't like gay marriage? Don't get gay married."

Now they are basically saying "don't like pronoun musical chairs? Too bad put your pronouns everywhere to hide ours."

It's almost like us asking all straights to get gay married to hide gays from the view of society.

I guess that's pretty close to what they do now with coercive sex lol...

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-03-25T17:53:16+00:00

I had to laugh at this comment explaining how the bar for peak transing people keeps becoming more ridiculous.

https://www.reddit.com/r/announcements/comments/mcisdf/comment/gs4w1p3

I once got called a terf because my friend, a gender studies student, was teaching me about gender identity and used the example that liking math is part of male gender identity. To me, a female STEM student. I said that was sexist. (The other examples were equally bad.) Boom, terf. I'd never even heard of that before then. Some people have become so open-minded their brains have fallen out.

So we pushed to convince more girls to get into STEM and now any girls that join STEM fields are just men according to TRAs.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-02-10T23:02:48+00:00

So is the only reason to call yourself gay is because you need some foreign object stuck in your ass?

I have same sex attraction. Not a need to have random cylinders shoved inside me.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-09-24T16:47:02+00:00

It puts the lotion in the basket... but unwillingly... if you agree to put the lotion in the basket mommy gets blue balls.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-08-23T05:33:56+00:00

i'm more bothered that she felt the need to list every ethnicity she could think of separately but then ALSO say PoC. OK ATM machine.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-04-22T05:28:21+00:00

I read this in the voice of Ms Swan.

"Can you describe the pervert?"

"He look... Like a man."

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-04-04T17:31:48+00:00

Biology

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-01-19T23:06:51+00:00

The final boss has a pronoun gun 1 shot death.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-11-01T17:03:17+00:00

"affirming"

So adopting trans language about being a gender special while being 100% straight.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-10-26T01:40:00+00:00

Me: I dont think there are boy colors and girl colors.

They identify the correct question then fail miserably at the answer.

They say there are no boy or girl colors then goes on to explain in detail why the colors are now intrinsically linked to sex and that enbys need both colors.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-05-24T00:59:37+00:00

It's even more funny if you quote more.

Surprisingly, among the 127 participants open to dating a trans person, almost half selected a trans person of a gender incongruent with their stated sexual orientation. For example, 50% of the trans-inclusive straight women and 28% of the trans-inclusive gay men were willing to date a trans woman, even though one wouldn’t expect either straight women or gay men to be attracted to women.

They say "surprisingly" as if same sex attraction is supposed to blow your mind as the reader.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2022-03-11T23:47:06+00:00

Answer: because you are the one who would tell you that and you weren't there to tell you that you are a thing that you imagine yourself to be.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-12-10T03:22:21+00:00

Does "anonbinary" mean they are binary but don't want anyone to know?

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-10-25T21:23:20+00:00

I've recently been toying with the idea of polyamory. (As in I'm actively seeking multiple partners, but not "active" yet.)

Lol this has to be a troll. It's too perfect. "I want to fuck everyone but right now I have zero sex."

I see a urogynecologist semi-regularly

I guess this is the mental gymnastics which can convince them to see a gynecologist. Some staff at a lgbt center tried to get sympathy once saying a transman she knew died of cervix cancer because going to a gynecologist was too triggering of dysphoria and urologists refused to treat her.

This was before I peaked and I think i really pissed that lady off by my response to that statement lol ...

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-09-20T20:10:45+00:00

Wtf is this from lol... I can't believe this is on tv...

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-08-24T02:19:54+00:00

I mean... All babies start out dumb as fuck.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-08-06T19:30:06+00:00

I like how they themselves misrepresent sex as gender and then call that overt transphobia.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-05-17T21:13:37+00:00

I guess just having low sex drive doesn't get you enough self-aggrandizing attention as being ace and trans and gay and neuroatypical and panic stricken etc...

I like that there is now an "asexual spectrum" which seems to directly go against the concept of the word itself.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-05-07T18:05:13+00:00

Who wants to bet that neither of them is even bisexual but want it as a label for woke cred?

Q-Continuum-kin · 2021-04-03T21:21:28+00:00

This reads almost like an onion article.

"Egg Harbor" sounds like the place they send TRAs to "hatch".

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-10-08T16:19:01+00:00

Peter Thiel has entered your search history.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2020-08-27T17:20:30+00:00

But some humans are born with 1 leg. Checkmate bipedal essentialists.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2024-04-22T23:35:51+00:00

Nothing gives off a vibe of femininity and professionalism like a spiderweb tattoo on your scalp in place of hair.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-11-19T09:40:19+00:00

Those moobs are so dar apart. It's like you took your back fat and squeezed it around until it barely reaches the front.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-09-11T18:50:36+00:00

Funny part was they asked if you would date a transman and the one guy showed up in the circle only to discover after some time that he didn't know what transman meant and he ended up leaving.

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-08-25T06:08:04+00:00

"I chose the name Rowan because the rowan tree is known for its strength and protection in stories and legends around the world."

This is how we used to create characters for MMORPGs

Q-Continuum-kin · 2023-08-11T06:04:08+00:00

When the fujoshis get tired of writing yaoi.

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