ColonizationIf a woman has a penis she's as lesbian as pineapple on pizza - or something

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[–]book_hoarder 16 insightful - 4 fun16 insightful - 3 fun17 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Ok, but some people still don't like pineapple on pizza or dicks. So maybe leave them alone instead of trying to shove your preferences down their throats?

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 11 insightful - 11 fun11 insightful - 10 fun12 insightful - 11 fun -  (12 children)

Someone said pineapple on pizza? My italian outrage has been triggered.

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (11 children)

Sorry, mate. It's a staple of Aussie culture XD

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (10 children)

How can someone eat such culinary abomination? Let alone having it as cultural staple. It's a shame. Australia was the only english country I was attracted beside Uk, the weather and great nature, and the women speaking in a weird hot manner, but now not anymore. Shame, shamem, shame! LMAO

[–]soundsituationI myself was once a gay 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

It's fruit and cheese! Classic combination🍍

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Nothing classic in putting fruit on pizza. Ewww!

[–]stunaep 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Tomato is a fruit.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Technically you're right, but not the same thing at all. Tomato has always been used as vegetable rather fruit in italian tradition, because of the taste combines well with salt dishes, tomato and pasta is the most classic italian combination and it tastes awesome. Ananas and pizza is not classic at all, and it turns my stomach.

[–]stunaep 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Sounds like all we need to do is make it a tradition :p

[–]wendyokoopa1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Canada invented 🍍 🍕

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

American author John Green reflected on the dish's cosmopolitan origins and reach, noting its Canadian invention by a Greek immigrant, inspired by Chinese cuisine to put a South American fruit on an Italian dish, which has gained its greatest popularity in Australia. -Sauce

[–]wendyokoopa1 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yup. Lol

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Italy invented pizza, Canada invented abomination

[–]onenaivecanary 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

All of the comments are from people who identify as bi, pan or trans in some fashion. Also, why is it that so many asexuals feel like their opinion is needed in that thread? I find this ironic as hell. It's fine to not want to have sex with people. Why do you have to chime in and shame other people not wanting to have sex??????

[–]chandra 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Seriously. "imagine caring about genitalia, all i need to know is how good their hugs are," says the flared asexual (who, from the immature sentiment, is presumably like 13 or something).

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 8 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

So they're a hug enjoyer, huh? I guess family gatherings were non-sexual awakening for them.

[–]onenaivecanary 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Right!!! like, wtf!

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's only OK to deny sex to the T if you won't be having sex with anyone else either. They're brought into the kweer circles just to bump numbers

[–][deleted] 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

It's more like ordering a pizza and some dude jacking off on it and expecting you to still eat it. Leave the pineapple out of this.

[–]Tikiri 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is the same person who went on a massive twitter rant about straight men not being into him because, well, duh.

His whole issue seems to be that he can’t accept himself as a feminine gay man. As unintentionally hilarious as he is, it’s also deeply sad and makes you realize just how harmful gender ideology is.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 11 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The difference is pineapple pizza is still pizza even if you don't like it.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

"Transphobes act like we don't know how consent works".

We know you do. You just steamroll over it.

[–]reluctant_commenter 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

r/lgbt normalizes rape rhetoric in increasingly creative ways. Must be another day that ends with 'y'.

[–]Shales123 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I wrote in the comments that I'm allergic to pineapple. Wonder when I'll get banned. (I actually am allergic to pineapples)

[–]fuck_reddit 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I’ll have to take their word on it…

[–]wendyokoopa1 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I wish I had a a screen grab of the conversation. I ended up leaving the server. Like I and others have said what the fuck does a physical preference have to do with food additive?

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

These are mainly kids, right? When I was young, I ended up mostly in more wholesome corners of the internet, which were thankfully less consequential for my life.