ColonizationWhat I mean to say is I’m an insufferable attention-seeking twat

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[–][deleted] 34 insightful - 27 fun34 insightful - 26 fun35 insightful - 27 fun -  (9 children)

That's a lot of words for telling us she pegs her husband. Not sure anyone needed that information though.

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 15 insightful - 9 fun15 insightful - 8 fun16 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

And that's if she even went that far. I bet their queerness is just her husband cooking or doing chores. Bam! They're queer!

[–][deleted] 10 insightful - 7 fun10 insightful - 6 fun11 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I think she also didn't take his last name when they got married. Instant queerness.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Is pegging really all that popular? I've never known anyone IRL that even mentions it.

[–]TransspeciesUnicornI sexually identify as a mythical sparkly equine 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's hard to say, I'm guessing a lot of the straight men who are into it would never admit it to anyone but their gf/wife.

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Bisexual men seem more likely to be into it, from what I've seen. Not a scientific poll, however.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Now that does make sense.

[–]BootsAndBeards 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I don't think so, but it is very symbolic. It's a role reversal embodied for straight couples.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I guess, it seems to be some sort of liberal social fad just based on what I've seen so far. I'm sure it will all the rage where I am in a decade.

[–]artetolife 30 insightful - 7 fun30 insightful - 6 fun31 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Imagine an actual gay person saying those words. Our relationships aren't counter cultural because we want them to be, in fact I'd wager that most would quite like to be "heteronormative", like what does she think same sex marriage was for?

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 18 insightful - 20 fun18 insightful - 19 fun19 insightful - 20 fun -  (5 children)

In the morning I queer my breakfast by not using heteronormative milk in my cereal

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 12 insightful - 14 fun12 insightful - 13 fun13 insightful - 14 fun -  (0 children)

Homogenized milk for the oppression points.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 12 insightful - 12 fun12 insightful - 11 fun13 insightful - 12 fun -  (1 child)

Party game idea: "How do you Queer your ____?"

Draw a card with a topic, queer it, whoever can't queer their topic suffocates in boxes.

[–]Bright_paintingLoad, lesbian biologist 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Cards against humanity, but Cards against hetronormativity...

[–]hufflepuff-poet 7 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

Strawberry milk for my coca pebbles. Expired milk if I wanna be extra Spicy 🥵

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 6 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Expired milk if I wanna be extra Spicy

I queer my diarrhea by causing it myself.

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 18 insightful - 5 fun18 insightful - 4 fun19 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

But in doing so, you're putting yourself into yet another behavior determining box("queer").

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I just imagine all of these little "queer" robots stalled out in mid-action because they're stuck in loops when they encounter required actions that also are too normie.

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 14 insightful - 11 fun14 insightful - 10 fun15 insightful - 11 fun -  (3 children)

How heterospecial.

[–]reluctant_commenter 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Lol. Might steal this.

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Heh. You're welcome—I Googled but didn't see any similar uses of the term so steal away! We need our own terminology to amuse ourselves while we get through this bonkers period of time.

[–]hufflepuff-poet 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I hate how they've co-opted the very real struggles bisexuals face navigating life as a person who experiences both same-sex and opposite-sex attraction and how alienating that can feel straddling heterosexual and homosexual worlds based on their current relationship and how that can erase their own sexuality in society. Bisexuals really do need their own Bi spaces too.

[–]sadbihours 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

My eyes rolled out of my head before i could finish reading the post.

[–]our_team_is_winning 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Suffocating in a box is some sort of BDSM kink "breath play" thing?