Wearing pants makes you a man, duh

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-08-02T17:39:17+00:00

she acts like she grew up in the 1920s

She's trans-historical you bigot, don't erase her time travel experience.

edit: spelling

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-24T14:48:03+00:00

no one thinks it's a burlesque show

Speak for yourself!

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-05-11T15:52:13+00:00

I have said it before and I shall say it again:

aposematism

/ˌæpə(ʊ)sɪˈmætɪz(ə)m/

noun

the use of a signal and especially a visual signal of conspicuous markings or bright colours by an animal to warn predators that it is toxic or distasteful.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-07-30T19:36:52+00:00

When this inevitably happens to me I'm going to just play dumb:

A: What are your pronouns?

B: My what?

A: Your pronouns?

B: My... I... pronouns? I, my, me, mine? This? These?

A: No, how do you like to be referred to?

B: Well my name, surely?

etc.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-20T13:40:02+00:00

Because they've been so calm and measured up to this point.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-12-02T02:32:06+00:00

It's Julian Andrews now, actually.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-21T15:14:54+00:00

My friend, a cardiologist, told me he can't tell the difference between a human heart and one that I stuck together with liver and beef offal that I fished out of the bin.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-02-15T20:06:07+00:00

Women can be buff, hairy dad-aged men too, you hateful transphobe.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-12-20T21:56:10+00:00

You are VALID 👏 STUNNING 👏 and BRAVE 👏

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-08-24T11:37:36+00:00

You're both wrong. It's Fae*.

I'm blocking and reporting both of you.

Literally shaking rn.

/s

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-05T12:52:22+00:00

I wouldn't be a veganphobe or bigot if I stopped dating her

That's where you're wrong you bunnykiller. ^{^{^/s}}

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-09-07T14:35:25+00:00

When I was born, I looked back at my mother and thought to myself, 'that's the last time I'm coming out of one of those'.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-10-03T10:19:00+00:00

The deadly superweapon in the volcano lair turns out to be a standard dictionary on a little table.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-09-17T22:38:49+00:00

Wow Jules, I expected better. Kale salads exist on a spectrum which includes steak.

Vegetarianism is just a thinly veiled hatred of cows.

Edit: I know you made the same joke lower down in the comment thread but let me have this.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-03-17T19:10:04+00:00

Have you tried as identifying as employed?

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-03-06T17:02:58+00:00

Stunning 👏 and 👏 brave

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-11-26T23:47:20+00:00

One can "appreciate" something without wanting to fuck it.

I went to an exhibition of Fabergé eggs the other day. There was only one that I wanted to put my dick into.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-09-14T15:34:58+00:00

TL;DR - No homo bro.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-06T09:09:02+00:00

You're right that it's fairly inconsequential but the lack of self-awareness is just baffling. I wouldn't be surprised if this was posted by a literal child with no experience of sex (they even go so far as to say they don't have any 'dating' experience) or no awareness of the importance of sexed bodies.

I'm a 300lb big hairy gay guy. If I rub some oestrogen cream on my balls, will straight guys be into me?

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-08-16T21:41:44+00:00

Thanks, urine drinker, for your input. I'll be sure to bear that in mind.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-06-15T15:48:25+00:00

I'm learning so much about lady parts today.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-02-12T18:12:49+00:00

xir

It's xim* you hateful, hateful bigot.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-06-19T19:37:15+00:00

I'm a straight gay.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-02-19T09:10:07+00:00

Neovajazzle.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-18T10:57:08+00:00

The girl is MTF trans, and ceterosexual. The star in the middle means she's only attracted to xenogender people. The other one is a closeted animecoric person, pretending to be a cis man because AMAB. They think pretending to be cishet will score them this girl, but they were wrong.

Ah, glad you were there to explain it to me otherwise I would have been lost.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-07T21:56:17+00:00

X xm sx txrxd xf hxvxng tx xdxcxtx pxxplx hxrx! 'X' xs thx wxkxst xf thx lxttxrs xn thx xlphxbxt. Xvxntxxlly wx wxll rxplxcx xll wrxttxn vxwxls xn thx Xnglxsh lxngxxgx (mxybx xthxr lxngxxgxs txx!) wxth Xs.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-03-31T11:22:15+00:00

Everyone here is literally a super sexual person.

Oh stop it, you.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-21T19:10:11+00:00

taste

What kind of gynecologist have you been seeing?

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2022-02-04T16:44:06+00:00

I don't know about y'all but my testosterone count is just right there in any dating profiles I use.

#t4t

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-10-28T16:59:15+00:00

Your joke was better than mine. I was going to say

Well it's working, I'm not sexually attracted to her at all!

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-28T19:56:46+00:00

Look at meeeeee I'm not like the other girls I'm so quirky and queeeeeer mmm delicious attention

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-03-05T17:55:25+00:00

Hi homosexual full stop, I'm dad.

^{^{^{^{^{^I'm}}}}} ^{^{^{^{^{^also}}}}} ^{^{^{^{^{^sorry.}}}}}

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-12-10T17:59:48+00:00

Forgive me for not taking sex tips from someone who offers 'anime / video game astrology content'.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-09-13T16:33:58+00:00

What on Earth is this expected to achieve? Are people meant to watch this and think 'Gosh, yes, you're right. Your ass laser has convinced me that Joe Biden is the best choice'?

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-08-01T10:03:13+00:00

hateful

No but you see, TERFs are the hateful ones because they literally, literally murder trans people. Because, presumably, an aggressive straight man tricked into getting frisky with a chick-with-a-dick thinks to himself, 'Well JK Rowling said sex is a thing, so I must be okay to murder this person', rather than being just, you know, clearly quite unstable anyway.

Genderspecial people are biologically incapable of hate. Their third, intermediate gamete, the spegg, prevents it.

EDUCATE YOURSELF TERF

^{^{^/s}}

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-03-30T14:11:46+00:00

That's such a gemini thing to say...

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-12-08T21:36:05+00:00

actual male

REEEEEEEEEEE

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-09-08T09:15:29+00:00

Quick, make a flag!

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-06-23T11:28:04+00:00

Some of my favourite comments from the ladies over at Ovarit:

Wanting connection and having standards before you put out makes you asexual now? That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. -Boudicaea

These people are absolutely UNBEARABLE. Being lesbian or gay is NOT a trendy new pair of shoes. These are the most uncaring, unsympathetic fuckwits I’ve ever come across. - IrishTheFrenchie

How many family members will cut off contact?

After they find out that she only has sexual relationships with people of the opposite sex after a friendship or deep emotional connection is formed? Probably all of them! I wouldn't want MY children around that filth. - Hypatia

Ugh, how can a grown-ass adult post something like this on social media and not die of embarrassment. - Shadoe

Why is there no option for "get a hobby" ? - Bellatrixbells

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-24T17:07:32+00:00

She's kWeEr though so we're not supposed to ask these questions.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-21T11:54:36+00:00

You know this cretin is like 'it's a microaggression when people can't pronounce my name perfectly.'

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-06T08:17:12+00:00

'I'm not like the other girls' gone surgical.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-03-03T14:13:29+00:00

Has anyone ever tried posting there as a straight man?

Hey I love the porn y'all make! So excited to hear you all talk about your pussies.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-02-09T22:46:34+00:00

I like how the trans people still don't pass even in illustration.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-28T00:54:19+00:00

But what about the Trans Holocaust we hear so much about?

People wouldn't lie about that, would they?

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-23T15:33:04+00:00

I literally didn't even question it.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-07-26T17:11:23+00:00

And then xe clapped.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2022-01-01T20:28:28+00:00

The anime profile pictures really ice the train wreck cake.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-09-11T13:28:55+00:00

But there's only three sexualities.

*seethes in aquesexual*

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-08-26T07:03:44+00:00

This sounds like a Zionist // Bill Gates psy-op to get people to leave LGBDropTheT and vaccinate their kids. Did you know autism didn't exist in Vietnam until Bill Gates rolled out his vaccines there?

Trust the plan.

/s

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-03-19T15:13:48+00:00

StOp TelLing mE i DoN'T BeLoNg heRE

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-03-06T13:59:43+00:00

Stay mad, genderspecials.

Edit: literally ever single dissenting voice has an anime profile picture. Every single one. What does that tell us?

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-25T14:13:36+00:00

I have haemorrhoids. I'm normalising making our medical records public so as to be inclusive to intersex people.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-15T18:40:42+00:00

THEY'RE BREAKING LOCKDOWN RULES REEEEEEEE

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-12-23T04:34:16+00:00

I hear 'wimpund' is the rage in Europe.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-11-15T21:02:45+00:00

A tiny bit of gatekeeping is OKAY.

*inhale*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-09-08T18:00:34+00:00

Trans people defending outdated gender stereotypes? Surely not!

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-09-06T20:28:44+00:00

Can we just create a narcissism flag and have done with it?

Like, the Instagram logo in the centre of a field of silver or something?

Edit: With like daffodils and shit, cus symbolism

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2022-07-06T19:09:49+00:00

None of the above. There is no partner. There is only Tumblr.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2022-02-04T10:31:31+00:00

Gay boys do better academically than their male and female peers; queer girls and women do worse.

Gay boys are neither male nor female. Cool. Good to know.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2022-02-03T16:30:37+00:00

To be fair, gay men who use the word 'bussy' do need to be strung up, that much we can agree on.

Edit: How do you imagine the word being pronounced? Does it rhyme with 'pussy' or is it more like bus-y? Like if there were a lot of busses.

'This street is very bussy.'

'Busy?'

'No.'

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-11-03T13:34:16+00:00

Reading this on my lunch break may have been a mistake.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-06-24T10:32:40+00:00

All it is is the love of women.

Straight men can be lesbians too then. Cool.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-20T14:55:44+00:00

This is excellent news. A victory for common sense and, as the article states, this goes some way to restoring faith in governmental systems.

The Twitter 'backlash' is so predictable. You can imagine exactly the kind of cretins who are upset by this news but I think it's important not to let the blue-haired, 'disabled', anime-profile-picture-having oxygen thieves skew our perception of the issue because they're a tiny, always-online minority of nutters.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-19T12:07:58+00:00

John Harvey Kellogg must be spinning in his grave so fast you could power a second sun.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-14T15:08:59+00:00

But again, SuperStraight was the ridiculous one.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-04T14:48:23+00:00

Legend says that the enlightenment of the Buddha himself was precipitated by the poor asymmetric bob he received at Harit's Hair and Nail.

'Do you want to see the back?' said Harit, brightly.

'Yes, please,' replied Siddharta. There was a pained moment of silence as Siddharta looked at the hatchet job Harit had done on his hair. What would the others say?

'What do you think?' asked Harit, eagerly.

'All life is suffering.'

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-03-11T18:36:12+00:00

Wow why are you so peanutphobic?

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-02-02T12:35:56+00:00

The Twaddle responses are so contradictory and childish it would be laughable if it weren't so fucking pathetic.

i'm so tired of our bodies literally being a joke to them

Stop acting like a fucking clown then.

i also hate that enough cis ppl have learned abt tucking that it can be an snl joke

Drag Race, love. It's been having quite the cultural moment.

I'm tired of our genitalia & our existence being discussed, obsessed about & laughed at.

Please, you can't stand when your existence isn't being discussed. You're not happy if you're not the centre of literally every discussion. Black Lives may Matter, but Black TWANS Lives Matter too! Don't forget about Traaaans. Away to fuck.

I really hope @nbcsnl, Michael Che, and Colin Jost do better. Targeting Trans folks, especially after a great week of news, isn’t okay. The cis het bro energy has me on guard every episode. I miss the power femme energy of Tina & Amy who told jokes w/o resorting to tired tropes.

But rather than just not engaging with something that I know might upset me and make me FeEl uNsAfE I'm going to continue to do so in order to force them to change. We don't believe in simple non-engagement, we have to take our Twaddle behaviour to the real world and make sure that nobody else can see this bilious vitriol either!

Didn't watch SNL tonight but wasn't surprised at all to learn that Michael Che used the lifting of the transgender military ban to be his usual transphobic self. His transphobia is not funny and he needs to ask himself why he wants to be in the same category as JKR. #SNL

Keep your fucking dumbass opinions to yourself then, if you didn't watch it. You didn't read anything JK Rowling wrote either, prick.

Just fuck off with your precious bullshit. Fuck all the way off. I'm so tired of these people.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-21T15:17:40+00:00

TERves*, please.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-11-21T20:18:01+00:00

My favourites:

But trans people are amazing. They have the guarantee of some funny and sad stories, and they always have a really deep personality. My boyfriend is the most amazing man I've ever met and he's trans. You'll find someone who loves you for you, not who they try to make you.

Literally everyone in the dating pool will have funny or sad stories. Similarly, most people are actually three-dimensional. Shocker.

Fuckem, you're stunning and are brave as fuck for living your reality. End of story.

This but ironically.

I’m not actually transgender (cuz I don’t really feel like questioning it yet) so I can’t relate as much as others here but if someone can’t see you for your true gender, then you’re better off without them as a partner. Just stay strong and you’ll find someone who will see you for you.

jackie_chan_what.gif

When I came out to my current partner as NB, her response was "I'm pan so all this changes is your pronouns. I love you." I sobbed for like an hour. My last serious partner before that dumped me for being bi so I really thought it would go the way of this comic.

My eyes may never roll back so they face forwards again.

Funny. People like colorful unusual Pokémon. But not colorful unusual humans. :

Caught any cool Pokémon? Oh I found Tramsvee! I had to throw 56897 great balls at it but I finally caught it!!! Look it knows transform! It goes from one gender to another when it evolves!!!!!! It has change attack it can use attacks from both genders ohhhh so exciting!!!!

I have a friend who’s trans. meh. Isn’t that against the Bible or something??

Again, the fuck?

Having a genital preference is perfectly fine. Refusing to date someone just because they are trans alone is not, imo.

So I can refuse to date you because you don't have the right genitals? Cool. Glad we figured that out.

Jesus wept.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-11-16T21:58:21+00:00

Kinda disappointed you didn't put a 0 in there.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-08-21T22:39:39+00:00

I really can't wait for the closing ceremony of the most recent Oppression Olympiad.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2022-02-06T18:29:54+00:00

and I'm very awkward to talk to, to be frank;

Surely not.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-09-16T09:51:09+00:00

Because some people would select 'no' and that would be unacceptably trabsphobic.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-05-08T09:37:30+00:00

realize lots of things men say about women are true

We've been trying to tell you

/s, obviously

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-11T01:06:09+00:00

But this article would suggest that lockdown is bad for transpeople and the non-binary, because if a tree is trans in the forest and nobody is around to validate it, is it even valid? (Hint: It's not)

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-10T17:54:13+00:00

'Non-binary' people can honestly just fuck off.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-04-01T15:10:21+00:00

It's almost like my sexual orientation isn't contingent upon other people's approval and affirmation.

gasp

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-03-29T13:19:07+00:00

biological reality

cognitive maturity

two sexes

informed decisions

serious

I'm gonna have to stop you right there, phobe. 🏳️‍⚧️

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-03-17T23:44:16+00:00

Listen, y'all made your point with the tea, don't rub it in.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-31T16:46:17+00:00

just grab it and vomit all over it so that no one wants it back anymore?

Ah, the Drosophila approach.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-01-05T13:28:45+00:00

I just... I have no words.

Well that's good, because you can't commit violent atrocities without weapons.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-12-07T10:11:47+00:00

'I'm the most special.'

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-09-28T12:36:45+00:00

Ewww can genderspecials please not ~~ruin Among Us?~~

FTFY

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-09-10T19:47:07+00:00

I found the insights of the 2m tall, seven year old Japanese male cat very convincing, to be honest.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-08-03T09:06:19+00:00

I'm the most special.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2020-08-02T12:12:51+00:00

Xemen? Or just Semen to be honest.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2022-05-27T17:49:12+00:00

OH MY GOD YOU LIKE AB FAB TOO #internetbesties

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-11-11T14:36:52+00:00

Straight people use covalent bonds to maintain their relationships, whereas we all know Van Der Waal's forces are the queerest chemical bond.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-10-27T17:22:37+00:00

Lamb chops are good man. I'm fully lambsexual.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-08-14T11:48:10+00:00

Omg yes! She was before her time.

lady's testiclé

And of course PenisNews was not having it.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-06-23T14:48:46+00:00

The internet is no place for such reasonable and considered comments!

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-06-13T22:44:42+00:00

Um actually sweaty it's called transbraindead-affirmation surgery now.

ArthnoldManacatsaman · 2021-06-07T16:02:04+00:00

Oh good you're back again. I was starting to miss you.

ArthnoldManacatsaman

aposematism