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[–][deleted] 40 insightful - 10 fun40 insightful - 9 fun41 insightful - 10 fun -  (1 child)

Having a weird shaped dick is not a genital spectrum. No matter how fucking weird your dick is shaped it's never going to be a vagina.

[–]KvntXO 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Had a FWB whose penis was turned sideways. Like, the top & bottom of the head were on the sides, & vice versa. Nice guy. We're still FB friends.

Sorry, irrelevant to the post, but your comment made me think of him.

[–]Nani 37 insightful - 7 fun37 insightful - 6 fun38 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

..... what kind of nonsense is this now?? I'm convinced none off these people have actually had sex

[–]Trolley 20 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 0 fun21 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is the right answer.

[–]julesburm1891 30 insightful - 1 fun30 insightful - 0 fun31 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

If I go into a restaurant and order a kale salad, there is no scenario I’ll be happy with receiving a steak or anything else that is not a kale salad. Even people who like both are going to be upset if they are expecting one and get the other instead.

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 21 insightful - 22 fun21 insightful - 21 fun22 insightful - 22 fun -  (2 children)

Wow Jules, I expected better. Kale salads exist on a spectrum which includes steak.

Vegetarianism is just a thinly veiled hatred of cows.

Edit: I know you made the same joke lower down in the comment thread but let me have this.

[–]julesburm1891 13 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Oh my god, Arthnold. I’m so sorry. I’ve had time to think about it and I totally sounded like one of those Drop the T nazis. I’m going to re-educate myself until I realize my vegetarianism is rooted in hatred and privilege.

[–]totallyathrowaway87 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The last grünkohle salad I had may or may not have included steak. False dichotomy.

But no really, it wasn't grünkohle but the last few salads I've eaten contained the only steak I've had in about a year. This joke hits different in the light of that.

Now I'm going to associate a salad packing some meat with something else... You did this, it's your fault.

[–]soundsituationI myself was once a gay 19 insightful - 14 fun19 insightful - 13 fun20 insightful - 14 fun -  (1 child)

But there's curly kale, dino kale, baby kale, etc. Some tougher cuts of steak actually mimic the chewing experience of eating hearty greens, and obviously the same dressing used in a cis kale salad can be used to marinate steak. So while it's fine to have salad preferences it's worth examining the often misguided assumptions behind them.

[–]julesburm1891 18 insightful - 10 fun18 insightful - 9 fun19 insightful - 10 fun -  (0 children)

Kale is a spectrum and if you’re a vegetarian, you’re transphobic!!1!

[–]JulienMayfair 25 insightful - 1 fun25 insightful - 0 fun26 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

an excuse to not date trans people at all

So . . . I now need an "excuse" if I don't want to date someone I'm not attracted to in the first place? Get some personal boundaries, people.

[–]Rag3 13 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

🤣 This was so absurd. Tell me you’ve never had sex without saying you’ve never had sex.

[–]tu_jode_mucho 11 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

How is a dude with a weird dick the same as some dangly cloaca having mf? These people know good and god damn well...

Anyway I got curious about "genitals on a spectrum" and ended up finding this on google:

https://64.media.tumblr.com/7d2391f64a6794a32ed8a550e6f143ad/tumblr_nfgihitrzf1r09qs1o1_1280.png

I can unequivocally say that I am totally uninterested in spectrum pussy and if a lady slides them panties off and busts some spectrum pussy wide open for me I am picking up my satchel and gtfo. And I'm gonna call my mom immediately to gossip about it.

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Now I want ChaoticNeutralMinge to be one of my many usernames :)