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[–]loveSloaneSuperDuperBi 21 insightful - 17 fun21 insightful - 16 fun22 insightful - 17 fun -  (0 children)

“Start your day with maximum gay”

Sorry, everyone. If you don’t buy this cereal, at best you can achieve moderate to highly gay, never maximum.

If you think this is silly or offensive, you’re at minimum gay.

I don’t make the rules.

[–]loveSloaneSuperDuperBi 25 insightful - 1 fun25 insightful - 0 fun26 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It’s not even new cereal. They just TQ+’d their old cereal. It’s not done out of solidarity. It’s for profit. Because they (like Pantene and Always) learned that tras will throw their money at companies who make a small change in their labeling or show any type of support for them in their commercials. It’s kind of sad, actually, how easy it is for companies and even people to take advantage of their desire for acceptance.

[–]barnarnasis this tv show my friend? 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Kellogg’s and GLAAD have created “All Together” cereal which combines all your favorite breakfast cereals, like Apple Jacks, Rice Krispies, Froot Loops, Frosted Flakes, and Frosted Mini Wheats, into one box.

At least it's one cereal instead of what they did in 2018 lol

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 18 insightful - 11 fun18 insightful - 10 fun19 insightful - 11 fun -  (1 child)

John Harvey Kellogg must be spinning in his grave so fast you could power a second sun.

[–]usehername 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lmaoo yep

[–]julesburm1891 17 insightful - 12 fun17 insightful - 11 fun18 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, just what I’ve always wanted—to be represented by Fruit Loops.

[–]fuck_reddit 20 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 0 fun21 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Or, get this, they could treat me like im not a vapid freak who will buy anything with “gay,” “LGBT+,” or a rainbow on it.

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I don't think this is aimed at us. More like woke liberal parents and their kids.

[–]fuck_reddit 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I know, but we are above being used as a cheap marketing gimick.

[–]lumiosestone 11 insightful - 7 fun11 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Virtue signaling topped with processed sugars and high risk of diabetes, hooray. /s

[–]KingDickThe2nd 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Of course Penis News is perfectly fine with pink washing.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Those are just misshapen froot loops on the box.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's groooooommmeeer-ific!

[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The original guy, Kellog, thought that a diet of bland food would discourage masturbation.

[–]lovelyspearmintLesbeing a lesbian 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I always look forward to April /s

[–]lavender_menace 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Because of fools day or am I missing something else?

[–]PatsyStoneMaverique 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a childrens' cereal! It looks like Froot Loops!

[–]Beryl 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Of course they used the BLM Trans pride rainbow flag :c

[–]xanditAGAB (Assigned Gay at Birth) 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

THis is for all of you out there who wonder "What do rainbows taste like?"