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[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 18 insightful - 18 fun18 insightful - 17 fun19 insightful - 18 fun -  (6 children)

X xm sx txrxd xf hxvxng tx xdxcxtx pxxplx hxrx! 'X' xs thx wxkxst xf thx lxttxrs xn thx xlphxbxt. Xvxntxxlly wx wxll rxplxcx xll wrxttxn vxwxls xn thx Xnglxsh lxngxxgx (mxybx xthxr lxngxxgxs txx!) wxth Xs.

[–]Bootsinmyshoes30[S] 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's what the trans rights activists want languages to become, they want all languages to become meaningless and useless to the point we can't have conversations anymore. This is so accurate I'm laughing and crying at the same time 🤣😭

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 12 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

X xm sx txrxd xf hxvxng tx xdxcxtx pxxplx hxrx! 'X' xs thx wxkxst xf thx lxttxrs xn thx xlphxbxt. Xvxntxxlly wx wxll rxplxcx xll wrxttxn vxwxls xn thx Xnglxsh lxngxxgx (mxybx xthxr lxngxxgxs txx!) wxth Xs.

A masterpiece. And completely legible once I flipped on my Wokespeak™ translator.

[–]mvmlego 9 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 5 fun10 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Or, as Orwell might put it, "duckspeak". Perhaps we could compromise and call it "DuxpeakTrademarks are a Cisnormative Product of Capitalism ".

[–]fuck_reddit 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

You have truly out Newspeaked Orwell... there should be a "deconstructed" award for that...

[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 7 fun9 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

I am shocked how legible that actually was. Didn't pull out wxkxst though.

Edit: wokest... sigh. I guess I'm not woke.

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Edit: wokest... sigh. I guess I'm not woke.

Bxgxt.