Charming.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-02-17T14:29:23+00:00

"You can’t convert me because another man already did!"

🤡🌍

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-05-24T11:44:01+00:00

Wait, cis het white men created us? Why thank you cis het white men!

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-06-19T18:08:20+00:00

To any trans "man" reading this: if you lie to me and you waste my time, and you keep up the lie until we’re both naked and in the same bed, it’s your own fault if I throw up all over you.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-06-12T09:00:53+00:00

If she’s never dated anyone who looks like Peter Pan, then she’s not pansexual.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-02-17T15:18:31+00:00

Let’s make it simple:

Bisexuality = attraction to both sexes.

Pansexuality = attraction to Peter Pan.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-04-03T14:19:26+00:00

All Owen Jones has to do is find a trans woman like Rachel Levine to carry his baby and... oh wait.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-10-06T18:22:16+00:00

Wait, lesbians refusing to date men is heteronormative now? 🤡🌍

Should have seen this coming. I remember seeing a video on .Mic where this gay man claimed that gay men having spaces for gay and bisexual men only is "heteronormative" because women aren’t allowed in those spaces. This was in 2016. A man whinging on Reddit about lesbians being heteronormative for not dating him shouldn’t surprise me.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-03-06T18:52:15+00:00

I’m with you sister! I now identify as a trans man. Like other gay trans men, I am only into men who were assigned male at birth. I like to dress masculine. I was born a trans man.

Tee hee.

You go transgirl!

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-04-09T19:30:41+00:00

Careful. You’re using logic, and the TRAs will go berserk as a result.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-02-12T13:55:56+00:00

I say we let the cis gays have the lgb alliance and see how they develop without trans people poisoning the well

Fixed that for xir.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-16T16:02:32+00:00

The bearded lady does not like the gays.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-11-04T17:38:55+00:00

What the hell does she think a gay man is?

A personality.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-10-03T11:37:17+00:00

The antagonist wins just by misgendering Bond, and then Bond rage quits and leaves.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-01T19:43:46+00:00

Eww, you’re shoving your boring life down my throat. /s

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-20T12:06:39+00:00

Still a straight woman. Always a straight woman. Eventually a straight woman with regrets.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-12-07T22:45:24+00:00

I actually hope he does. Liberals would go from "Orange Man Bad" to "Orange Woman Embarrassment to Queer Women". Or "Yas Orange Queen, Slay!"

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-06-01T21:07:03+00:00

Just a normal month for me, where I embrace my nihilism and become increasingly ambivalent to the potential Chinese takeover of the world.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-02-12T18:20:39+00:00

My bad 🤣🤣🤣

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-09T00:37:44+00:00

Gay rights supporter: same sex couples are just as capable of raising children as opposite sex couples.

Trans rights activist: HEY! Focus on MEEEEEEEEEE!

RedEyedWarrior · 2022-02-10T21:36:27+00:00

I hope she likes getting barfed on.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-09-13T14:23:42+00:00

Can’t promise I won’t throw up all over the woman.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-26T13:18:35+00:00

Yes, because if you don’t like the pickled beets I’ve glued to my body, I’m gonna kill myself bigot and then haunt you for the rest of your life! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

/s

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-04-11T17:32:33+00:00

Good to see that AGB has balls, both literally and figuratively.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-02-01T19:10:39+00:00

L - easy to understand.

G - easy to understand.

B - easy to understand.

T - WTF?!? on purpose.

Also, not gonna lie, but the gay man and the bisexual man are both kinda hot.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-28T19:46:11+00:00

Let’s say I was a high ranking general in the Syrian army, and I wanted all American troops to get out of Syria. I’d have Mister Metokur's Transtastic Tales video broadcast on TVs that are near American military bases and tell all soldiers under my command to track down American transgender soldiers to misgender them. Then Syria would get their sovereignty back, and I’d win a prize.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-26T10:50:54+00:00

I’m a transbird! I can fly! I can fl-

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-25T13:25:28+00:00

Homophobia - hatred or distrust of people who are homosexual or who are in same-sex relationships.

Biphobia - hatred or distrust of people who are bisexual.

Heterophobia - hatred or distrust of people who are heterosexual or who are in opposite-sex relationships.

Transphobia - common sense.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-19T15:50:57+00:00

Real rich of transmen to be whinging about misogyny when they themselves don’t want to be women.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-07-14T21:13:44+00:00

Might as well rename that sub to ActuallyLarpingAsLesbians.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-07-14T16:52:49+00:00

Oh, they can get laid. They just have to stop being non-binary and develop a personality that isn't repulsive.

RedEyedWarrior · 2022-07-16T13:16:58+00:00

I remember when Ben Cohen, who runs Pinknews, wanted a child via surrogacy. He made a post demanding that surrogacy be widely available in the UK. He got responded with comments suggesting he date transmen or hire transwomen as surrogate mothers.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-08-01T11:08:29+00:00

it literally makes me INSANE

This dude is already insane.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-06-30T18:47:29+00:00

as a gay trans man…

finds myself attracted mostly to straight men…

She’s made a terrible mistake.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-06-19T01:05:23+00:00

Don’t worry Leather Baddie: I don’t support trans men from any distance whatsoever, because trans men are not men.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-05-01T17:35:45+00:00

Attention, maybe?

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-02-25T17:00:19+00:00

"That’s right! I might look like a man, but I’m actually not a man at all! Simply because I don’t identify as a man! That is until Cody comes back with the goods."

Fine, I’ll respect your identify by not having sex with you at all.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-30T14:36:30+00:00

“Nobody wants to have sex with me, I’m so oppressed! Also, stop fetishising me, bigot!"

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-22T15:49:55+00:00

"C'mon ma'am!" - Joe Biden, 2021.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-03T15:44:04+00:00

They will never feel welcome until a religion has been created to worship them. Oh wait-

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-12-01T23:01:31+00:00

That’s it. People under 16 should be banned from social media.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-08-14T12:29:58+00:00

If you want to understand being "cisgender", all you've got to do is just be yourself. And by that, I mean I don't take any cross sex hormones, don't get cosmetic surgery and don't be delusional.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-07-29T13:32:03+00:00

But there were no doctors back in Adam and Eve’s time, so they were never assigned any oppressive gender. Instead, they were open-spirited, pansexual, purple unicorn-kins who went by they/them pronouns.

/s

RedEyedWarrior · 2022-08-17T18:55:06+00:00

Some people write yaoi fan fiction. This woman lives yaoi fan fiction.

RedEyedWarrior · 2022-03-25T09:26:01+00:00

This is Jack Murphy levels of hilarity.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-10-03T11:36:03+00:00

I wonder what James Bond would be like with Ellen- er, I mean, Elliot Rogers- er, I mean, Elliot Page as Bond? Imagine how embarrassing it must be for a villain to get defeated by what looks like Charlie Bucket from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-25T12:57:55+00:00

Guess I was wrong about pansexuals. I used to think that they were only into Peter Pan, but turns out they simply have no standards.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-13T15:25:52+00:00

NO! Trans women are allowed to have genital preferences, shitlord, now validate me, bigot! /s

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-01T19:40:00+00:00

In my childhood, the 1st of July was one of my favourite days of the year, because that day was near the start of the 2-month-long summer holidays. Now, it’s one of my favourite days for a different reason.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-06-14T15:55:33+00:00

Even my mother is more masculine than her.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-05-24T20:59:34+00:00

A day devoted to people who are attracted to Peter Pan? 🤡🌍

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-05-24T16:15:30+00:00

My father is in fact a cis het white man, so...

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-02-14T15:35:41+00:00

You know what? I actually love this Johnathan Yaniv fella. Yes, he’s a scumbag who would be behind bars if he lived in a strong, healthy society, because he’s a danger to everyone around him, especially children. But he’s peaking so many people. Including a lot of Canadians. Not enough, but more than I could that’s for sure. Yes, Johnny-boy doesn’t peak people intentionally, because his head is so far up his imaginary vagina to notice.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-02-02T09:41:01+00:00

Men don’t have periods. Period.

Doesn’t help that I’m eating breakfast right now.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-04T19:07:08+00:00

Maybe all the men on planet snu snu became trans.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-11-05T21:07:30+00:00

Neither. But if someone I loved was held at gunpoint, I’d get fucked by the dude who thinks he’s a woman. In any other case, I’d say no.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-10-18T18:24:13+00:00

Most hair shaved off? Check.

Remaining hair dyed blue? Check.

Nose ring? Check.

"Punch TERFs" shirt? Check.

Ticked all the right boxes. Well done.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-09-13T16:31:52+00:00

Yes, this will totally show Trump and his supporters. They will be so triggered, so shattered emotionally, they will retreat to their caves and never emerge from them ever again.

/s

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-08-08T17:37:55+00:00

There is something about anime that brings out the worst in weird people.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-07-30T15:54:21+00:00

How does being attracted to Peter Pan prevent someone from being an asshole?

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-09-16T21:54:53+00:00

Well, there are more Chinese men than Chinese women…

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-28T19:54:59+00:00

Why can’t he just adopt? No, scratch that. I don’t want him adopting a child either.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-27T10:59:16+00:00

Yes, but it’s gonna hurt her a lot. She doesn’t want to be seen as normal.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-26T13:16:37+00:00

Based.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-25T18:51:51+00:00

LGBDropAllTheOtherLetters.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-06-21T10:54:27+00:00

Everyone’s attracted to Peter Pan? WTF?

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-06-05T14:11:40+00:00

Vulva shaped food isn’t banned as long as it’s sold only to gay men. Lesbians, bisexual women and even bisexual men are banned from buying it.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-06-03T13:06:39+00:00

That’s not entirely true. I’d sleep with “cis” bisexual men as well.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-04-03T20:34:35+00:00

Maybe Theryn Meyer or Blaire White can be Owen Jones' surrogates... oh wait! 🤣🤣🤣

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-04T18:35:35+00:00

Strap-ons don’t count as willies.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-11-08T15:26:05+00:00

I wonder when will TRAs start claiming that all of the victims of the Holocaust were trans.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-10-04T20:23:16+00:00

The fact that she wants to be "non-binary" and treated as a gay man by everybody around her just proves that "non-binary" is a lot of horseshit. I thought non-binary meant being neither a man nor a woman. You’d have to have a single digit IQ to take this woman seriously.

RedEyedWarrior · 2022-08-11T06:12:58+00:00

"Ukrainian and white? You're still white. You will always have white privilege."

See where this can lead to?

RedEyedWarrior · 2022-03-26T00:29:41+00:00

Two positives is a positive, and this person is positively dumb.

RedEyedWarrior · 2022-03-16T15:06:34+00:00

I love that the fat transgender fighter has peed his pants. It’s the little things that make it all the more amusing.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-10-11T13:33:27+00:00

Bring back shaming.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-10-03T13:59:01+00:00

Literally a man/let.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-10-03T13:58:32+00:00

I’d be surprised of JKR, Joe Rogan and Nicki Minaj weren’t in the new Bond movies as villains.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-09-13T14:24:44+00:00

Okay, maybe a billon, but there are only so many multi-billionaires and none of them don’t consider a gay man shagging a delusional woman worth a billion euros.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-28T09:44:31+00:00

Identifies as a man, but still calls herself a gamer girl. Such consistency.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-07T00:04:14+00:00

Pride Month was last month. Get with the times, neoliberals.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-02T11:03:57+00:00

I’d rather die a virgin than have sex with a mentally ill straight/bisexual woman.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-06-09T11:56:42+00:00

You just happen to know three morons.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-05-17T15:39:01+00:00

"Demisexual”? WTF, is this woman into demigods or something?

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-05-11T16:22:45+00:00

We are also put off by your behaviour and your m e n t a l h e a l t h issues.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-18T11:01:59+00:00

"I’m a bisexual woman and a c o o m e r."

Note that I don’t care if you watch porn occasionally. But if it affects your perception of reality, then you’re a c o o m e r.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-01-13T14:36:51+00:00

Possible scenarios:

Befriends girl, thinks lady friend is his girlfriend, lady friend explains that they’re just friends, he gets angry, becomes MGTOW, then becomes a "lesbian".
Gets girlfriend, girlfriend comes out as a lesbian and dumps him, he becomes a "lesbian", ex-girlfriend hopefully doesn’t come back to "her" and gets a real girlfriend.
Gets girlfriend, girlfriend convinces him he’s a woman, he "comes out as a lesbian", she gets to virtue signal about how heroic she is for dating a transgender.

Hilarious and pathetic either way.

RedEyedWarrior · 2020-07-14T18:18:44+00:00

The organisation that supports criminals being run by criminals? Imagine my shock!

RedEyedWarrior · 2022-09-03T09:22:55+00:00

As an actual fag, please reserve that slur for non-binary retards who are gay or bisexual men. Most non-binary 'people' are straight women. So call them dishwashers. It will make them mad.

RedEyedWarrior · 2022-07-16T12:36:04+00:00

I've been banned twice. I'm happy about it to be honest.

Out of curiosity, what was the based comment that got you banned?

RedEyedWarrior · 2022-07-14T22:45:36+00:00

I dunno why. They think that transgender people would never turn on us. Then all of a sudden, they did.

First, you have straight men calling themselves trans women. And those men demand that lesbians have sex with them in order to validate their delusions. And now most LGBT activists are shaming lesbians who reject trans women.

Next, straight women began identifying as men, and are seeking validation from gay men. Despite efforts from gender cultists to punish gay men who turn down TIFs, TIFs have been unsuccessful.

Finally, a lot of gay people in same sex relationships have come out as trans. Not only do they insist on their gay partners staying with them, they also insist that their gay partners start calling themselves bisexual, or even straight. Needless to say, all that simping gay people have done for transgenders has backfired on us. Deservedly so, by my own admission.

RedEyedWarrior · 2022-04-25T06:58:59+00:00

I only like men with penises. So I am both same sex and same gender attracted. If this eejit finds that abhorrent then I'm glad I've offended him.

RedEyedWarrior · 2022-04-10T20:24:26+00:00

These people have no lives. Which is why they become Reddit mods.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-10-01T18:04:30+00:00

These people tend not to have friends, I presume.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-09-24T17:49:38+00:00

9 upvotes. Yep, this is Reddit.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-08-08T18:30:24+00:00

Just come out as straight already.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-27T11:07:03+00:00

She identifies as a lesbian. That’s what makes her a "lesbian" in her eyes. But you know what? If the existence of "TERFs" (or whatever she calls actual lesbians) makes her blood boil, then she won’t need a boiler or a furnace to heat up her studio apartment in the winter.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-25T18:53:37+00:00

Did a Greek island go full mental or something?

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-25T12:48:23+00:00

~~Western civilisation is dead.~~

Oh, turns out it was fake. But you know, Poe's Law.

RedEyedWarrior · 2021-07-24T11:08:13+00:00

So if I dated Chris Crocker, would that make me bisexual, because he is quite effeminate?

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