Honestly? Just give up.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-09-14T00:39:35+00:00

Yes, be a woman.

Failing that, and you do, there's the bag method; take a plastic bag, make sure that it has no holes in it, and put it over your head. Tape the mouth of the bag securely and tightly shut around your neck. Breathe normally until the bag's hidden power takes effect and transports you to a magical wonderland of passing troons, cock-hungry dykes, and trans curious little children.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-05T02:53:50+00:00

With bottles full of holy water, maybe.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-12-02T19:45:16+00:00

Just remember, it would be a lesbian erection, not a heterosexual male one.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-09-09T08:44:24+00:00

What, you don't consider thumbing an asshole for a couple of days a legitimate excuse? I mean, if they hit the sweet spot up in there, I can see how that would be distracting.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-01-26T15:51:31+00:00

Oops, looks like someone over at Burberry tried to jump aboard the TRA train, but missed and hit the tracks instead where they were promptly run the fuck over :D.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-11-27T16:19:38+00:00

Forced to lick the peanut butter, probably.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-09-15T17:35:25+00:00

I'm a straight, white male. That means that I have an innate need to oppress others. Now I don't want to be a racist chud, misogyny is terribly cliche, and I don't actually care who the homosexuals are fucking (as long as everyone's a legal, consenting adult). That leaves troons as the only possible outlet for my biological impulse to engage in bigotry.

What kind of monster are you, that you would deny me the ability to freely and openly express a fundamental aspect of my being, one that is as much a part of me as your desire to turn your genitals outside-in is a part of you? If you can express your feeling like a woman, why can't I likewise express my feeling like a hateful troll? Stop being a part of the problem, and be instead a part of the solution, the final solution.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-17T08:40:51+00:00

I haven't watched this, this is the first I've even heard of the show. But I'm going to go ahead and guess that the cancellation was because it's basically nothing more than fetish fuel for the same sort of demographic that would have furiously masturbated over Twilight a decade and change earlier; no plot to speak of, shit tons of fan service and fuckteasing, and lots of "rawr, Imma badass gofik creachure of the nyght!"

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-05T09:17:10+00:00

I don't honestly know what's funnier, that someone (apparently) tried to make a race thing and failed utterly, or that someone not only recognized the picture for what it actually was, but knew where to buy one.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-12T18:33:03+00:00

You wouldn't want their blood on your hands... would you?

Bitch, I will download a fucking car, what makes you think that the blood of the trans will stop me!?!

LordoftheFlies · 2023-07-29T21:24:36+00:00

Post nut clarity 🤣.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-09T22:55:40+00:00

Well Hitler only masterminded a major continental war, with a modest little genocide on the side. Small potatoes compared to Rowling denying the troons their delusions.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-26T00:48:34+00:00

If I'm minded to stick my dick in a fake pussy, I'll buy a fucking fleshlight. An outside-in ballsack/cock combo--with maybe a little bit of poopchute added for that special aroma--holds absolutely zero appeal to me. Oh, and before I forget a minor little detail, I'm not GAY, so fucking another man, regardless of what he has down below, is also not on the list.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-10-31T15:39:23+00:00

Rule #1: It's not a woman, it's a man.

Rule #2: If you date another man, you're not heterosexual.

Rule #3: Surgery does not trump biology. So pre-op or post-op doesn't matter, it's still a man.

Rules #4-#12: Refer to rules #1-#3 and repeat as needed.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-03-26T01:39:59+00:00

Funny how black folks don't have that same "fuck around and find out" attitude when it comes to getting shot playing stupid games with the police.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-03-23T17:55:30+00:00

I feel a great disturbance in the Webz, as if millions of trannies suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I believe something incredible has happened.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-11-02T13:53:40+00:00

Well, if your flair is true, then that might be a reason why. They can sense (via their connection to the Patriarchy) that you've been tainted by a lesser male's touch, and they don't want to risk becoming infected by his Reddit admin faggotry.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-14T19:18:19+00:00

Fucking hilariously blind. They get all worked up over some faceless random, that'll likely never actually meet, following them on a blog, but can't understand why women don't feel comfortable having them physically in the same restroom.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-12T18:28:58+00:00

Ranch dressing is a dogwhistle for white supremacy, as only a white supremacist would want to cover a woke word salad in whiteness to alter its true flavor!

LordoftheFlies · 2022-06-27T14:56:17+00:00

Mom's probably thinking to herself that she should swallowed that load instead of taking it across the ovaries.

LordoftheFlies · 2024-03-12T22:07:56+00:00

It's true though, haven't you seen the mass graves, stretching for miles across the countryside and each heaped full of dead troons who weren't validated in their girl- or boyhood?

LordoftheFlies · 2023-08-07T04:41:58+00:00

That was just pizza-Hitler!

LordoftheFlies · 2023-07-24T15:08:54+00:00

TL;DR: Silly adult bitch talks incessantly about her imaginary husband, mom's not having it.

There, I saved the rest of you the braincells that would have sudoku'd in despair upon reading this. Your welcome.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-12-15T22:59:40+00:00

Children should have the same opportunity to get passing fad, awkward cringe, and horribly done ink that adults have. Tattoo rights are human rights!

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-23T14:37:18+00:00

Also, check out these Gundam/Transformers(?) figurines in the background...that's not really feminine.

I suspect I know why he's not getting laid as a guy. Of course, he won't be getting any as a troon either, not unless he uses the Chris-chan method.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-12T18:30:44+00:00

Having a beard doesn’t make you a man…

There's an army of soft, blandly "masculine" soylords out there who stand testament to that truth.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-06-29T09:56:59+00:00

OP, it's too early in the morning for this sort of shit. And no, it doesn't matter what timezone you're in, it's still morning somewhere, and therefore too early.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-06-26T01:16:40+00:00

Makes you wonder what “fact” they’ve been exposed to that has broken reality for them.

These days? Fuck, it could be something as simple as Starbuck's pumpkin spice not actually tasting like pumpkin.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-06-25T18:48:01+00:00

Didn't you mean neigh?

LordoftheFlies · 2023-07-13T02:33:25+00:00

Lol, yaoi fetishists butthurt that the gold star gays won't let them get at that dick.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-07-02T15:15:14+00:00

If it's any consolation to you, your sleep paralysis demon is going to be hiding under the covers with you, trying just as desperately to stave off sleep.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-05-05T18:39:41+00:00

Proving, yet again, that they're really just undeveloped children in adult bodies.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-03-17T01:26:24+00:00

I don't know, I can't see the dress. It's being blocked by the big-ass head of a clown-looking troon.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-03-15T03:12:21+00:00

Unless you called "no homo" immediately after, it was absolutely gay as fuck. That's the rule.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-03-03T02:14:07+00:00

I don't mind nuts in my chocolate, but I do draw the line at dicks. Sorry, not interested.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-02-12T21:56:44+00:00

Can't believe you forgot that old classic, "find the airhole in the pool cover." That one always leaves everyone who plays it gasping with excitement.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-02-06T22:13:36+00:00

Some of the comments are choice though.

There's easier ways to admit never having felt a woman's embrace

a he/him partaking in snitch behavior? unsurprising

Dang, might have to get me some chickfila at some point today too.

I appreciate you doing this public service announcement. Time to go give some brave people some subs I guess.

Thé gestapo 2.0😂

Literally subbing to anyone in that list, thanks.

I really wanted to play this game when I saw the first reveal at E3 but then I forgot about it. Thank you for the viral marketing that reminded me to buy

Why does this tweet and the website reek of chronically online behavior?

I was debating whether or not to buy the game; this seals the deal. I have to buy it now.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-01-02T03:53:48+00:00

Because '22 just couldn't leave the room without dragging its ass across the carpet one more time.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-12-20T18:39:57+00:00

I'm pretty sure your parents are aware you are black.

Unless you're Shaun King or Rachel Dolezal 🤣.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-12-17T09:36:54+00:00

It worked for our ancestors, it'll work now. Just remember to be quick, it's getting cold out and nobody wants a winter breeze blowing around down there.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-12-14T15:42:26+00:00

'Anyone who thinks drag isn't for children is wrong.'

And anyone who thinks woodchippers aren't for groomers is wrong too.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-11-13T06:48:52+00:00

I think this vote is biased.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-10-17T16:25:27+00:00

IIRC, it's some post-surgery support thing, adopted or appropriated by troons as a sort of mascot. The most notable example that I can remember is some guy who boasted about his bottom surgery, showed his little shark plushie in picture of himself during recovery, and then proceeded to lose his fucking mind when he finally clued in that his neo-twat was just shallow, nasty meat pocket full of never-ending crud and shitstink.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-10-06T18:58:12+00:00

Oh glorious day, I have my achieved my daily oppression goal and didn't even have to anything but exist. What an outstanding day to be a straight white male.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-10-04T14:22:33+00:00

He's that fellow with the kidnapped fat chick in a pit in his cellar.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-09-22T18:40:35+00:00

Solid plan, but make sure to work in HAES and fat acceptance in there somewhere, if you can. It'll let you claim some good, old-fashioned fatphobia into your subsequent lawsuit.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-09-14T00:43:50+00:00

Yes.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-30T17:54:18+00:00

TL;DR: Got trolled by some of the kiddies, why won't they just stop thinking for themselves?!?

Edit: And fuck me, but that pretentious little cocksucker who answered is a piece of work. Full on thoughtpolice and reeducation advocate in effect there.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-21T12:44:17+00:00

I shit you not, there is a subset of the rabid black supremacists who absolutely believe, based on the existence of an African samurai named Yasuke, that the true Japanese were actually black people whose existence and history was erased and rewritten by the current Japanese (possibly in partnership with those evil honkies).

This sort of deranged shit is right in their wheelhouse, if any of them could ever be bothered to care about anime.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-05T10:24:33+00:00

The penis was attached to her boyfriend, who there for prima nocta. But the new husband still managed to have fun, because his wife's boyfriend brought him a OLED Switch to play some games on.

(The preceding was a shitpost and in no way reflects the actual content of the linked material.)

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-03T02:12:10+00:00

Or maybe the last two uncooked brain cells in her head realized that being part of the same crowd as Ezra "I'm too special to arrest" Miller wasn't a good idea.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-13T00:44:28+00:00

Milk makes a body grow, this is known. And yet, vegans want to ban the precious milk. So how else are goth GFs supposed to reach their big tiddie evolution, if they don't drink the milk?!?

Vegans are anti-big tiddie goth GF!

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-12T01:43:35+00:00

I get what your saying, but business wordsalad is a product whose supply far exceeds the demand. Being able to adapt a well-known tenet of the white power manifesto, however, is a skill rarer than most Pepes. Remember, in [CURRENT YEAR], real power comes from clawing out a unique oppression niche and monetizing the shit out of it before anyone else can.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-11T04:49:46+00:00

Peak minority privilege right there, being able to manufacture racism on demand when you can't get it off the shelf.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-06-30T01:23:21+00:00

There is a light. But it's a train about to run you over and demand that you suck the girlcock. So open up and enjoy the mouthfeel, bigot.

But seriously, this shit didn't happen overnight and it's not going to be solved overnight either. There is some progress being made, most notably in some sports banning trans athletes from competition unless they meet exceptionally strict guidelines (so no more "I feel like a woman, and therefore I am one, now let me compete as one" bullshit).

However, this crap grants enormous power (and money) to the people flogging it along, and they're not going to give it up easily or quickly. And even if it does get pushed out of most areas, it'll never actually get down to where it was, say, 10 years ago. Not after the supporters have had a taste of the control it grants.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-06-25T20:38:06+00:00

As a proud Equine-American, I will not stand for such blatant bigotry. This country was literally built by the labor of my people, and the centuries of oppression and slavery by blacks, white, natives, and everyone else will finally be answered for!

LordoftheFlies · 2024-02-13T16:22:21+00:00

Lol, trannies and their jannies own another sub meant for people who aren't them.

LordoftheFlies · 2024-01-20T16:44:16+00:00

Exactly, I can freely express my loathing and contempt for those filthy Dutch, it's great!

LordoftheFlies · 2023-10-18T14:10:02+00:00

And with one word, the Devil Rowling filled the seething multitude with much bitter wailing and gnashing of the teeth. And lo, the multitude did rend their branded merch in outrage, set aflame the despised one's books, and take furiously to their dens of fanfiction to write multipage tracts about the how all of the characters are totally trans accepting, because magic makes it real.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-08-04T19:04:56+00:00

Ugh, let me go ahead and save everyone else the braincells on this one.

OP a top-tier degenerate who wants a second penis--and, further on in the comments, a pussy as well--to more fully live his deep-seated fantasies of being the biggest, faggotiest kin-sperg of them all. (But remember, for those of you playing at home, this is totally not a fetish. Understand?)

And, after having their regular account commentary downvoted to shit, one of the loser mods has to don the green hat and throw some authoritah around too.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-07-22T04:43:12+00:00

The only thing that attack helicopters fear is someone who identifies as a MANPAD.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-05-27T12:17:14+00:00

You're right, I'd forgotten that. And since it's canned piss, there's bound to be someone at that parade who'll enjoy getting showered with it.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-05-25T13:38:00+00:00

Cope. It’s pure cope.

They know they can’t “pass” therefore “passing” and talk of “passing” is transphobic.

Classic example of "those grapes were sour anyway, I didn't want any."

LordoftheFlies · 2023-04-10T08:03:09+00:00

Dude took extra steps to try and escape beta orbiter status, and still got denied :D.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-03-31T02:40:37+00:00

TL;DR: Someone's two braincells accidentally came into contact and sparked the realization that we were right on the edge of fucking around and finding out.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-03-10T22:06:20+00:00

From the replies, this gem.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-02-15T21:31:51+00:00

Do you recall how they responded when Chris-chan raped his senile mother? Even the TRA comments that expressed disgust had "but we shouldn't misgender trans people" tacked on.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-02-11T03:36:00+00:00

I can't believe you forgot r/science, which would become r/religion.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-01-26T04:18:30+00:00

You lie, he's not anywhere near that attractive. Or capable of walking upright.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-01-18T04:37:39+00:00

A better question is why would a little girl need be interesting in displaying a simulated "bulge", which is what these are intended for.

To better establish dominance on the playground, obviously. It's a known fact that only the biggest swinging dicks can take the Ace position on the foursquare court.

LordoftheFlies · 2023-01-03T15:05:26+00:00

The wheels of progress roll ever onward, crushing all beneath their uncaring all-weather tread!

LordoftheFlies · 2022-12-24T23:40:36+00:00

The only people who get erections as a result of lottery wins are the ones working the state and Federal tax offices, when they start calculating their cut of the prize money.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-11-28T05:23:08+00:00

Whoever has Weegs' money?

LordoftheFlies · 2022-11-26T15:30:04+00:00

And from on high, backed by an angelic chorus, rings a single question; "who do I have talk to to stop being extrajudicially tortured and have my life savings returned?"

LordoftheFlies · 2022-11-16T00:08:55+00:00

You weren't advocating hard enough for the trans babies, friend. Be better.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-11-13T09:18:51+00:00

Hey, what do you want me to do with all of those uncounted ballots you had me stick out back earlier?

LordoftheFlies · 2022-11-02T09:17:41+00:00

I'm persistently amused by this apparent belief that the people calling for the overthrow would end up in a position where they would just cruise through the resulting chaos unaffected or unharmed.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-10-25T00:01:12+00:00

I'll tell you something that everyone already knows because I said it in public: getting a reaction from those I believe to be easily offended by drawing their attention to media content carefully chosen to run counter to their sensibilities without violating the site's content guidelines is how I derive my entertainment. I award myself a valueless personal approval unit when I draw a reaction that I consider satisfying. Violating the aforementioned content guidelines in my pursuit of a meaningless Internet victory wouldn't be as satisfying. Deluding myself into believing that your responses are entirely under my control is arousing to me.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-10-19T15:53:06+00:00

LtGreenCo, you are fined 1 credit for violation of the trans acceptance statute.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-10-07T06:20:23+00:00

The problem with incels is that they're men who won't (or can't) game the system the way that troons do. And unless it's a thug with a cop on his back or an emasculated soyjack, lefties despise men.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-09-27T20:55:23+00:00

Uh, sweaty, did you just commit a misgendering microaggression? I'm afraid that'll be 15 Hail Keffals and an appearance before Canadia's Human Rights Tribunal for restitution trials.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-09-18T09:13:02+00:00

This is obviously transphobia on the part of police, who must have baited him into doing something illegal, because this sort of thing never happens in the stunning and brave demographic.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-09-11T16:47:25+00:00

Retards EveryWhere?

LordoftheFlies · 2022-09-02T11:58:27+00:00

Can't get swole if you restrict yourself to filthy casual methods.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-30T16:01:49+00:00

I'm poor and identify as wealthy, I need a prescription for cash :D.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-23T09:08:20+00:00

Teabagging is a fundamental expression of my cultural heritage as a shitlord. To cancel, ban, or otherwise restrict it is bigotry!

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-05T02:54:42+00:00

Chasing and collecting bugs, but he ain't an entomologist 🤮.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-03T02:22:59+00:00

At this point, the only thing that would really qualify would be to become a conservative, Republican-voting tradwife.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-08-01T00:57:17+00:00

The mythical black trans has over 9,000 OP (Oppression Points) and can't be defeated by mere yts!

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-20T05:46:36+00:00

Race is genetic and cannot be changed.

Talcum X and his sidekick Rachel Dolezal would argue that point.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-16T02:19:57+00:00

ICouldHaveBeenYourDadButTheDogBeatMeToIt

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-14T19:48:39+00:00

I'm willing to bet that the preparation process involves repeatedly slamming his head into a hard surface, until the world goes all fuzzy and soft around the edges. Then it's an hour with his head stuffed into a bag full of shit, to fill his lungs with the sweet air of enlightenment that only those on the right side of history can fully know.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-11T21:59:00+00:00

It's not right that entire generations will grow up not knowing the fear of being visually ambushed by Tumblr gorn.

LordoftheFlies · 2022-07-11T21:55:06+00:00

Yeah, but on the flipside, he managed to work a rather spiffy adaptation of the 14 words into it, and I think that's worth some consideration.

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