TRANSGENDERSwimming pools are transphobic

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[–]TaseAFeminist4Jesus 12 insightful - 11 fun12 insightful - 10 fun13 insightful - 11 fun -  (7 children)

Gonna need some extra chlorine in the pool, Gene.

[–]brimshaeBased Woodchipper Merchant 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Open wounds are not allowed in pools because they leak biocontaminants in to the water. The pool would have to be drained.

[–]Bonn1770 7 insightful - 10 fun7 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 10 fun -  (2 children)

Troon stew

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

No, that's what you get with hottubs.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Go to your room and think about what you’ve done!

[–]Doodle00 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Pools closed, full of AIDS?

[–]brimshaeBased Woodchipper Merchant 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Mostly just stinkditch juice.

[–]Newzok 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's a great point actually. And you'd not want to swim with that either, as you might well pick up other germs.

[–]SMCAB 9 insightful - 13 fun9 insightful - 12 fun10 insightful - 13 fun -  (4 children)

My pool in my backyard is awesome for trannies. We play games in there like, "dodge the plugged in toaster," and "see if you can get out while me and my friends hold cattle prods."

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

Can't believe you forgot that old classic, "find the airhole in the pool cover." That one always leaves everyone who plays it gasping with excitement.

[–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Well my summer is right around the corner, we've been looking for things to keep it interesting, I appreciate it.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

NP, glad to help. Just remember that there actually has to be an airhole. The game's not fun if they don't think that there's an honest chance to be a winner.

[–]SMCAB 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Of course! I mean half the toasters aren't plugged in, it's the not knowing that raises the excitement.

[–]UncleWillard56 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Ironic that a group who is all about visibility, want to make another group, one they were part of until they made the decision to transition, disappear. I wonder what the reception would be if a hetersexual (fuck the term cis, I'm not playing that game) person asked what it would be like if trans people disappeared for a day?

[–]brimshaeBased Woodchipper Merchant 11 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I wonder what the reception would be if a normal (fuck the term cis, I'm not playing that game) person

FTFY

[–]Tums_is_Smut_bkwrds 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fine, if we let you mentally ill whiners into swimming pools will you finally shut up about your 'struggles'?

I'm just kidding. You'll never stop complaining and demanding more concessions. So you're not welcome, anyplace. Please proceed with killing yourselves post haste. Everyone will be happier.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Given that men are free to access changing rooms and peep on little girls, I don't think it's trans people who are at the most risk here.

Besides, most AGPs welcome the opportunity to 'normalize the bulge'.

[–]jet199 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Interesting way to point out that your movement is glaringly white.

[–]GraviHeel Hortler 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Not only swimming should be same from trannies showing their dicks by wearing thongs, but society overall.

Nobody really restricts them trannies from swimming except themselves, shit I as a guy with a stomach sometimes shy from taking my shirt off on the beach, but I still take it off.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Exactly. Who gives a fuck.

"I can't go to the pool people will state at me and misgender me with their eyes."

Lol, that's a lot of words to say "I'm self conscious about how ugly I am".

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Absent of the text, I do like the imagery of that post.

[–]alladd 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would love if cis people disappeared for a day, because you know trans people would still invent a bunch of shit to cry about, but they wouldn't be able to blame anyone but themselves for once.

[–]handbananasrevenge 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No filters or camera angles will hide the fact that you are a dude in a woman’s bathing suit.

There is nothing, and I mean nothing, that these mentally sick degenerates will not make about themselves.

Man, now I’m going to get some pool passes for the upcoming summer.