Honestly? Just give up.

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 8 insightful - 16 fun8 insightful - 15 fun9 insightful - 16 fun -  (3 children)

Yes, be a woman.

Failing that, and you do, there's the bag method; take a plastic bag, make sure that it has no holes in it, and put it over your head. Tape the mouth of the bag securely and tightly shut around your neck. Breathe normally until the bag's hidden power takes effect and transports you to a magical wonderland of passing troons, cock-hungry dykes, and trans curious little children.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 6 insightful - 8 fun6 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 8 fun -  (1 child)

Do I have to take the sandwiches out of the bag first, or will I need a snack for the trip? Need answer quickly.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Yes.

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

* And don't let your unicorn poke the bag until it's dead.