Coming out as delusional to my mom

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[–]jet199 18 insightful - 6 fun18 insightful - 5 fun19 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

BPD is inherited 55% of the time

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Lucky bastards, I don't think my parents are leaving me anything.

[–]Savitribaii 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It seems more like a delusional disorder. I had schizophrenia and hung around angelkin blogs.

[–]FourteenDigitz 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Please don’t go throwing BPD around like this. This isn’t a BPD thing.

[–]Riothamusidentifies as sane 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This is the exact process people use when they placate a BPD. They get too tired to fight over pointless BS and want to avoid a meltdown.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 11 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

Mom's probably thinking to herself that she should swallowed that load instead of taking it across the ovaries.

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    [–]r2d2_21 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Most likely. Either trolling or just going along because she knows it's just a phase.

    [–]awkwardphilosopher 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    100% mommy blogging about this right now

    [–]SMCAB 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (6 children)

    So, not really off topic but maybe a bit.

    If my son comes home and tells me he's a cat, and I instantly start feeding it fancy feast once a day, make it shit and piss in a sandbox, and make it lick milk from a saucer on the floor, make it lick itself to be clean, and shoo it away from me 95 percent of time and tell it to fuck off, wouldn't that be the right thing to do? You know, like be about it you little pussy, am I right?

    [–]PenseePansy 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    And if he gets stroppy with you about it... have him neutered.

    Plus NO GETTING UP ON THE FURNITURE. No! No! BAD boy. [squirts him in the face with water bottle]

    [–]Newzok 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Genius. Interesting to see if it would work. Why not do species-appropriate things? You're a wolf? OK, here's some raw meat. There's some rodents outside to catch.

    [–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Exactly. I was talking about this with a friend today and we came up with all sorts of shit for different little furry fuckers.

    My guess is they'd figure out real quick, they are just ill, and the game is no longer fun.

    [–]RedditExPat69 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

    hell yes. go big or go home. Bring me a dead mouse if you want back inside, kiddo.

    [–]SMCAB 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Who would have thought, in 2022, the parenting manual would have a chapter on what to do if your kid identifies as a table leg?

    [–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Based.

    [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    No more delusional than your everyday troon.

    [–]Danimal4NU 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Next she said "Do you know what dragons just love to do? Move out of their mom's basement!"

    [–]RedditExPat69 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    this makes just as much sense as tranny mental illness.

    [–]GrilledTofuIdentifying as a block of tofu 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Ah otherkins, the classic of tumblr.

    [–]r2d2_21 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Weird that they settled with the term “species dysphoria”, since dysphoria means the person is NOT a dragon, just that he thinks he's one.

    [–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Well, when you've become accustomed to words meaning whatever you want them to mean, instead of what they properly mean, you can ignore little details like that.

    [–]zyxzevn 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Who needs wings when you have blades?
    https://i.imgur.com/bVRo6zO.png

    [–]meisthebigdumbTransracial BlackX Rockgender Bispecies 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

    Where's the dad here?

    [–]jet199 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    This sort of situation make me wonder if many women are single parents because they are actually too crazy to live with.

    The poor kid doesn't have the choice to walk away though.

    [–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Bingo!

    [–]SMCAB 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    He left. His kid thinks he's a flying mythical creature, and his wife accepts it.

    He went out for cigarettes and never came back, as it should be.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    He journeys from time to time and place to place, putting wrong things right and hoping the next leap will be the leap home...

    [–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Let's build the world's largest flyswatter.

    [–]PassionateIntensity 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    After all this time "fuck you I'm a dragon!" lives.

    [–]CreditKnifeMan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I've never met anyone who claims to be another something-or-another, but I'm looking forward to it....

    I'm going to say, "You're a (fill-in-the-blank) DRAGON? Cooool! Me Too!!!

    <Stole your thunder ⚡>