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[–]alladd 16 insightful - 11 fun16 insightful - 10 fun17 insightful - 11 fun -  (1 child)

i'm sorry but once i realized my words were literal violence i couldn't stop. i'm too powerful now. hugboxes tremble in fear at the sound of my name. i can crumble entire communities with a single misplaced pronoun.

[–]Datachost 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Now I need an edit of the Black Bolt scene but with him just whispering "He" instead

[–]ClassroomPast6178 13 insightful - 10 fun13 insightful - 9 fun14 insightful - 10 fun -  (1 child)

Those poor, poor transbabies, thank goodness there is a strong they/them like xir to look out for all those little they/thems. Let no penis be uninverted, and no teat unyeeted, let freedom reign!

[–]brimshaeBased Woodchipper Merchant 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

You forgot "let no child be ungroomed" for the rest of what they do.

[–]KnightWhoSaysNWord 13 insightful - 4 fun13 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

When I got to "empowered transgender folx", I had to do a double-take on the poster before realising it's our favorite satire creator. You almost got me there, OP.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 11 fun4 insightful - 10 fun5 insightful - 11 fun -  (3 children)

I'm a straight, white male. That means that I have an innate need to oppress others. Now I don't want to be a racist chud, misogyny is terribly cliche, and I don't actually care who the homosexuals are fucking (as long as everyone's a legal, consenting adult). That leaves troons as the only possible outlet for my biological impulse to engage in bigotry.

What kind of monster are you, that you would deny me the ability to freely and openly express a fundamental aspect of my being, one that is as much a part of me as your desire to turn your genitals outside-in is a part of you? If you can express your feeling like a woman, why can't I likewise express my feeling like a hateful troll? Stop being a part of the problem, and be instead a part of the solution, the final solution.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I used to feel bad about my desires to oppress minorities colonize Virginians and plunder booties but now that I've learned that as a White person I'm destined to oppress the weak as a member of the strong and evil ubermensch it is like a weight has been lifted from my back and I can unabashedly and uncowardly be myself and enslave humanity with a smile on my face and a song on my lips. ♫Springtime for Hitler and Germany!♫Winter for Poland and France♫

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

colonize Virginians

Hey, don't ever feel bad about this one, it's the only the way that they'll ever learn how to walk upright and be human like the rest of us. And they're still better than the Dutch, in any case. Those fucking uppity Dutch, with their tulips and their windmills and their extensive network of flood control to keep their dinky little nation from disappearing beneath the waves.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Those Dutch spit in the face of global warming and try to resist the unresisable song of the sea. God has deemed the Dutch join the whites in the holy sacrament of Piracy and they have spit in the face of God and tried to end his plan for a glorious water world pirate era instead choosing to build giants that are a blight to all good knights of la mancha and grow flowers and wear gay wooden shoes instead of sailing on to adventure and glory by plundering from the weak and helpless and engorging one self on rum and grog with shanties and unrequited violence in the true spirit of Holy Piracy! And lo god did curse the Dutch thusly to speak English well but with a funny accent be they unable to articulate like a proper pirate and pass the watery gates of king Neptunes domain!

[–]SMCAB 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, I'm good at murder. I've already killed 2 million grandmothers during Covid, what's a few more trannies?

[–]Newzok 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

I'm a gay male and therefore an oppressor. For that I flick myself on the sac every day in penance. Because of my wicked ways I will never experience the clinical pleasure of sucking on a neopenis nor the tightness of AFAB boypussy. But I can strive, as I apologise for my sex preference to our poor, oppressed superiors.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

You caught the gay too huh? lets hang out some time.

[–]Newzok 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Aren't we like 75% gays here?

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

So.... are you suggesting an orgy?

[–]Newzok 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Always up for that! Get the sling up!

[–]Rastafoo 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

genocide of queer ideology? If everything is genocide, nothing is. Stop trying to use words with power to support your worthless ideology.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 3 insightful - 10 fun3 insightful - 9 fun4 insightful - 10 fun -  (1 child)

Wow okay.. uhm wow just uhm okay.... I literally cant even right now. Do you understand how dangerous your rhetoric is? Do you understand that by trying to limit my ability to describe a things you are actively perpetuating the agenda of white colonizers?. You are literally trying to reduce the ability for trans people to express their concerns to any magnitude by allocating limitations on the usage of grandiose descriptors. you are literally worse then fucking Drumpf.

[–]Rastafoo 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Omg I just realized; gr8 b8 m8

[–]deusex 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

As a she/her gay man, amen xirster. Amen.

[–]DirewolfGhost 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

"Gay race"

Only those who reproduce are eligible for a race.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

What do you mean? Me and my boyfriend can reproduce he's ftm so his engorged dick shaped clit can impregnate my bhole.

[–]DirewolfGhost 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Not funny. Good try. Fuck off.

[–]Superprez 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Whoosh

[–]FourteenDigitz 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Extremely funny, actually. Nice autism