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[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 12 fun9 insightful - 11 fun10 insightful - 12 fun -  (10 children)

You think anyone's actually hitting that?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 13 insightful - 15 fun13 insightful - 14 fun14 insightful - 15 fun -  (1 child)

With bottles full of holy water, maybe.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 7 fun3 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

LOL yeah, or a silver bullet and maybe a head of garlic. We have no real idea what kind of monster we're actually dealing with here.

[–]SMCAB 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

His four foot tall husband with a Napoleon complex probably smacks it around for loading the dishwasher wrong. Does that count?

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

I honestly don't know. I think I need an adult.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Unfortunately one thing the trans craze has revealed is that there are huge numbers of closeted gay men who are desperate to stick their dick in any guy's arseholes just as long as they can't call him a women.

[–]LyingSpirit472 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

And that's the tragedy of this.

If the person just owned that, they could just be a fat, bald gay man and find some hot gay guys who are also chubby chasers who'd hit that.

By going trans, he goes to the smaller level of "hot men who'd fuck a trans woman's asshole", and also "hot men who would not choose a passable trans woman, but instead go after someone who looks like Bozo the Clown after the show."

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Please show me to these hot gay guy chubby chasers... for uh.. science.

[–]Newzok 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's literally a subculture. Go to any bear bar.

[–]LyingSpirit472 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Even though I'm not personally gay, I think I heard the words. If "bear" and "cub" is in play for the answer...uh...try going to Chicago?

[–]IndianaJonesTroons... why did it have to be troons? 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

chicago nigago

[–]Cass 8 insightful - 9 fun8 insightful - 8 fun9 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

this guy looks like a hundred year old baby

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Oh, you can be sure he's incubating something. Probably several somethings.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Chasing and collecting bugs, but he ain't an entomologist 🤮.

[–]Rastafoo 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Looks like a crossdressing grandpa

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 11 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's a fetish.

[–]TotoroDeams 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Breeder fantasy as the cow to be bred. Dudes fucked in the head in many ways.

[–]LtGreenCo 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

This is Newman if Seinfeld got made today

[–]zpgnbg[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"Hello, Newman..."

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

[–]yetanotherone_sigh 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Unless you really like crazy. In the case of a female, it's actually (sometimes) worth it. Just don't tell crazy where you live.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't do it in your home state for sure.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Totally not a sex thing. What a transphobic argument!

[–]zpgnbg[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, it's not a fetish you fucking TERF!

[–]Curious_Illithidshitlordnugget 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I remember reading a creepypasta with basically that plot. A person (story was written in first person, details carefully avoided, so until the very end you could believe that it was about an infertile woman) trying to get pregnant, getting fucked with no protection, later going as far as injecting semen directly into where they thought their womb would be. And in the end it's revealed that the protagonist was a man all along.

It's not the kinda fictional story I want to see coming true. Seriously, can somebody else's reading material start coming true instead? Someone's who doesn't read almost strictly horror and porn?

[–]womanisnotafeeling 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

NEWMAN.........