I feel so sorry for all of you.

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[–]alladd 6 insightful - 9 fun6 insightful - 8 fun7 insightful - 9 fun -  (3 children)

i think we should all be able to celebrate our fetishes in public, free of judgment.

that's why i will be wearing my "i <3 women smashing cakes with their bottoms" XXL t-shirt to work tomorrow, and every following day, until the smell is so bad i am ejected from the office by force at which point i will be suing for emotional damages

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (2 children)

Solid plan, but make sure to work in HAES and fat acceptance in there somewhere, if you can. It'll let you claim some good, old-fashioned fatphobia into your subsequent lawsuit.

[–]alladd 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

absolutely not i will not tolerate those bigots who EAT the cakes my lovely ladies are trying to SMUSH under their buttocks it's basically erasure which is basically state-sanctioned genocide

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

But that's the glory of fat acceptance, it doesn't have to be cake that they eat to get big, and their enlarged asses will allow for even more epic cake smushing.