where did my euphoria boners go?!

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[–]Datachost 25 insightful - 4 fun25 insightful - 3 fun26 insightful - 4 fun -  (12 children)

How the fuck can people read the phrase "euphoria boner" and not realise it's a fetish? The excuse they always trot out is that it's just excitement at being able to live as their internal gender. I don't know about you, but I've never been happy, content, euphoric, whatever enough for that to cause a stiffy. What I have been is turned on enough to cause an erection

[–]shadeviking 14 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

It's complete bullshit. If people get boners from being non-sexually excited enough, why have we never heard of someone getting a boner from winning the lottery? Isn't that the most exciting thing that can happen to most people?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 14 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 5 fun15 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

The only people who get erections as a result of lottery wins are the ones working the state and Federal tax offices, when they start calculating their cut of the prize money.

[–]BISH 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The only people who get erections as a result of lottery wins are the ones working the state and Federal tax offices

Yep. They get hard and rape you with taxes.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You'll get a rush of dopamine in both cases, but I don't think an erection will happen.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

More to the point, wouldn't their dicks popping up for attention trigger them with the reminder that they're not actually a woman?

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They like to use the excuse "but suppressed feelings can cause fetishes!", which is true. But what you described is exactly how those people feel, unlike the people in the screenshot.

[–]jet199 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The thing is they know full well the truth.

They just don't want to admit to themselves they know and so can keep the larp going.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It’s why they react so strongly to any challenge and they’re on the constant lookout for validation from everyone else.

[–]Aerozine[S] 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

[–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

and boners

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It is true that there are cases where people can develop a fetish because they're ashamed of their feelings, which is the excuse that's always used. But those people want to get rid of "euphoria boners" and likely their genitals entirely. When you're "transitioning" yet upset about losing the most male aspect of your body, there's something else at play, and I believe it's pretty obvious.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Grayson Perry admitted as much in his autobiography. He said it was why he always wore large puffy dresses to cover the erections.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

Do these people sincerely not understand that by taking estrogen and suppressing testosterone, they're chemically castrating themselves? Bonus points if they're tucking.

Blaire White found out the hard way (pardon the pun) when he and his partner tried assisted reproduction, that he had sterilized himself. He apparently didn't even realize that would happen.

Wonder what the future holds for all these troons who aren't able to get their jollies any more? Do they detransition when the party's over?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Like what did they think would happen.

So many lawsuits are gonna be filed in the future when the kids that did this are gonna be like "but nobody told me it would sterilize me!" They did kid you didn't listen.

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if no one warned them. TRAs are serial liars. They take advantage of people to recruit them into their cult.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If they are self medicating sure.

[–]Femaleisnthateful 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

To be fair, I'm quite sure doctors are not telling them this. Plus many of these people are getting hormones through back channels...

[–]LyingSpirit472 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

On the plus side, not a single one would get through after it's countered with "we DID tell you. You threatened to kill yourself if we didn't do it anyway. We were literally threatened to do this to you, we were forced into it under duress", and not a jury in the world would give the kids who did it money.

[–]jet199 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

They detrans to the big subreddit in the sky.

Why do you think the suicide rate is so high?

[–]Vulptexghost fox girl ^w^ 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They're told there's no such thing as biological sex, so I guess that logic makes sense to them.

[–]UncleWillard56 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Wait, so this is a m2f trans person? A trans woman? And they want boners? Why?

[–]jet199 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Because it's a fetish

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How else are they going to Jack it in the women’s loo? Can’t flog a soft cock and it’s no fun invading women’s spaces if you can’t do it with a raging hard on so all the women know how much of a lady you are.

[–]The_Best_Yak_Ever 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I naively thought you had highly editorialized the title. You did not. That’s what that post is all about. How anyone can ask something like that in all seriousness, is just gross.

[–]r2d2_21 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

“I started chemical castration 2 months ago. Why are my erections disappearing?”

This means the chemical castration is working.

[–]r2d2_21 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Also gotta love the response.

“They may come back. Mine never did, but yours may, who knows.”

[–]clownworlddropout 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Troons come in two flavours, fetishists (trans "homosexuals") or repressed homosexuals ("straight" trans), this is an example of the former and most common variety; the MtF Euphoria Boner having "lesbian" pervert.