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[–]ClassroomPast6178 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

I mean, they fly elephants around the world…she has options.

What’s with these super fat women making demands recently? When did they stop being ashamed of causing seismic waves with their steps?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

When did they stop being ashamed of causing seismic waves with their steps?

When certain people finally succeeded in convincing a large segment of the remaining population that words are every bit as dangerous as a loaded gun--but only if the target is a part of one or more special protected groups, naturally--and all of those pathetic sacks of shit who would otherwise get blasted by society for being said sacks were told that being pathetic is a human right.

[–]OuroborosTheory 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

[–]Dzonatan 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What’s with these super fat women making demands recently?

Normally, entitled attitude gets sorted out during childhood and the nanny state wont run for your help if your parents are fed up with your bullshit.

[–]LtGreenCo 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I vote we do like the amusement parks and have a sign that says "you must be this tall wide to ride"

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Even better - tip them into the pool and charge kids to ride the Lard Barge.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I watched the video. If you're panting and out of breath while sitting down, it's probably a sign that complaining about a free airline seat should not be at the top of your list of priorities.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy[S] 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I freely admit that I'm not in the best shape (though I'm not a butter golem, thankfully), and I also know exactly who is responsible for that, both the condition and the consequences thereof. I would never have the raw nerve to point at some random motherfucker and say "hey, you pay my costs for my life choices, right now!" And actually demanding that an entire company subsidize those choices? Shit no.

[–]ClassroomPast6178 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, there’s a conversation to be had about the frankly tortuous conditions whilst flying economy, the seats are too close together (leg room), they don’t ventilate the cabins enough etc, but there is a point where it fails to be the fault of the money-grubbing airline and starts becoming the fault of the calorie-grubbing minke whale with arms and legs.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

butter golem

That's good

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So you are aware that John D. Rockefeller is poisoning you into obesity? That's interesting, please say more!

[–]AriShekelsteinDDS 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Things have gotten so bad that even the fat people are getting uppity.

[–]Alphix 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

First and foremost, being obese is not a choice. It's a sign of poisoning. Even John D. Rockefeller said it was in his plans to poison mankind until there was an obesity epidemic.

NOT. LIFE. CHOICES.

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    [–]notafed 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Imagine paying a base rate then a fuel surcharge on a per-pound basis for airline tickets? It would be fun to watch this whale during that escapade.

    [–]OuroborosTheory 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    that's the literal plan, to keep people from trying to lose weight and instead forcing rides, airlines, stores, doctors to accommodate them and find a workaround because there's so many overweight

    [–]Wanderingthehalls 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    God you people are all so judgemental! Not only are people healthy at every size and entitled to eat everything they want! But recent scientific evidence* proves that exercise is alt-right. Not surprising really, as Hitler promoted exercise for his Nazis! And you wouldn't want to be like Hitler would you???

    *There are actual "scientific" papers claiming this.

    [–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    And you wouldn't want to be like Hitler would you???

    Hah, I'm a straight white male who doesn't vote Democrat. I'm not just Hitler, I'm Ultra-Hitler! So checkmate, motherfuckers.