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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

A better question is why would a little girl need be interesting in displaying a simulated "bulge", which is what these are intended for.

To better establish dominance on the playground, obviously. It's a known fact that only the biggest swinging dicks can take the Ace position on the foursquare court.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I get to color outside the lines because of my enormous bulge. Roid rage! I'll have double my normal snack helping and ignore nap time. Whatchagonnadoabboutit?