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[–]ClassroomPast6178 14 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

A man obsessed with what is in children’s underpants?

There’s a term for that.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A pedeogynacologist?

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Hans, get the flammenwerfer holzhackmaschine!

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

did you know flammenwerfers werfflammen?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

Aren't these basically dildos?

[–]IMissPorn 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Not really. I mean you can see the pics there. Vaguely cock-and-balls shaped lumps. A better question is why would a little girl be interested in displaying a simulated "bulge"? That's what these are intended for.

[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

A better question is why would a little girl need be interesting in displaying a simulated "bulge", which is what these are intended for.

To better establish dominance on the playground, obviously. It's a known fact that only the biggest swinging dicks can take the Ace position on the foursquare court.

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I get to color outside the lines because of my enormous bulge. Roid rage! I'll have double my normal snack helping and ignore nap time. Whatchagonnadoabboutit?

[–]Beneficial_Pear9705 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

they’re dildos the way trans women are women

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So they definitely are dildos because they identify as dildos and that's all that matters.

So they are talking dildos?

[–]FlyingKangaroo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The most disturbing timeline.

[–]Greykittymomma 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would love to see but I am in the middle of a Twitter appeal because I called a bisexual woman (which I am) stupid for using the Q slur. Probably won't go well for me! I was on fire too I was really going hard on TRAs and then an actual woman gets me. Sorry but FUCK HER!