Because she knows you fancy her, dude

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[–]LordoftheFliesAmeri-kin 2.0. Pronouns: MegaWhite/SuperStraight/UltraPatriarchy 12 insightful - 6 fun12 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Dude took extra steps to try and escape beta orbiter status, and still got denied :D.

[–]BenitoGreen99 13 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

"My coworker just broke up with her boyfriend, here's how her grieving process invalidates me".

It's almost like being a self-centered narcissist is the first requirement to join the gender cult.

[–]hfxB0oyADon't piss on my head & tell me it's raining. 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Poor guy got genocided.

[–]The_Best_Yak_Ever 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The distaff side scores another Flawless Victory!

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

It's cause he's a man, he's likely to see the male side of the argument, and look for solutions, and that's not what she wants. She wants to cry and be understood and have feelings. It's an alien desire to men.

[–]jet199[S] 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nah, she knows he likes her but thought that was safe while she was in a relationship because he wouldn't have the guts to make a move. Now the relationship is over he's more likely to take the chance so she's avoiding him.

[–]William_World 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

most men don't have a best friend these days

1 in 5 have no friends

[–]LtGreenCo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm never actually going to be one of the girls

Hey now you're getting it!

[–]handbananasrevenge 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They’ll never accept you. They either tolerate you or at best see you as some fun little social plaything. But you’ll never get full membership in the girls club. Because despite them appearing to play along with your delusions, they know deep down that you are not and never will be a woman.

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Okay nice guy.

[–]filbs111 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Should have gone with the height increasing surgery instead.