And the coolest user award goes to.../u/HongKongPhooey!

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[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

I'd like to thank all of my fans and especially my haters. I give all the credit to God, as clearly he favors me and my path of righteousness. Shalom brothers 🙏

[–]LordoftheFlies 10 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Hey, what do you want me to do with all of those uncounted ballots you had me stick out back earlier?

[–]MightyMorphinFaggot 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Redeliver them at 4am and change the result.

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You're a scholar and a gentleman. Shalom.

[–]Anman 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah, sure, a winner, just like the winner of western country elections. No matter who wins, we all lose.

[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Congratulations /u/HongKongPhooey 🎉🎊 you have been awarded the golden cool award of coolness!

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

OBJECTION 😤

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Fear not, runners up get to fight it out for third place in a game of whits, each level more difficult than the last, ending finally in jello wrestling 🙏

[–]IndianaJones 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

ALRIGHT YEAH!!!!

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Reward: He may participate in Squid games. Location: unknown.

[–]Alphix 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A year ago I might have objected, but not anymore.