AL: Transbian complaining that /actuallylesbian is a terf sub and centered on cis lesbianism, another transbian chimes in that it's exclusionary that jokes about lesbian sex is considered lesbian culture

Houseplant · 2021-02-17T00:10:50+00:00

Lmao lesbians talking about vaginas and lesbian sex is cruel to me, a heterosexual man. Talk about my dick and your own sexuality less or you are bad lesbians.

Pathetic.

Houseplant · 2021-02-12T22:30:44+00:00

~Ten reasons to let very nice guy Ed gein turn your nipples into a belt!~

Houseplant · 2021-05-19T09:03:39+00:00

Lmao. You clearly have zero idea what feminism is. It exists outside of America but sure, it’s all to take down American traditions.

If you think you’re a woman because you wear a dress and set the table, you’re enforcing sexist gender roles and implying woman is an act that is performed not a person.

Typical men

Houseplant · 2022-09-29T04:56:01+00:00

Consoom the preselected personality manufactured via dying your hair and call it personal development. There is no self unless it’s purchased from brand.

Houseplant · 2022-11-22T23:40:12+00:00

Fellow women don’t you think raping women who said no to my cock would be a very fun and sexy time? They disagree with me so it’s good to rape them haha. I’ll rape you if you don’t laugh teehee.

Houseplant · 2022-09-27T04:56:22+00:00

What? You went through puberty before pregnancy or something?Weird.

The rest of us only started menstruating and getting tits after the first baby. By the tenth baby you’ve developed into an entire woman and the penis falls off permanently.

Houseplant · 2021-07-26T02:04:21+00:00

Dolls look like people. Barbie is alive.

Houseplant · 2021-02-24T20:21:35+00:00

Yeah I remember how hard it was to tell my mama from a clownfish.

Answer responses to your nonsense in old threads before starting the next one or be a funnier troll. This is ridiculous.

Houseplant · 2021-05-12T22:03:21+00:00

Remember it can’t be presented in two or three dimensions. It needs a fourth dimension, six projectors, and the movie the matrix to be fact.

Houseplant · 2021-02-07T04:35:54+00:00

Obviously not. You gonna get surgery from the guy who plays a tv doctor? What does this have to do with gender or feminism?

Houseplant · 2021-01-26T01:56:27+00:00

~It’s justified cause she was mean to me~

Houseplant · 2022-09-27T05:06:40+00:00

You evil cow you just actively ended lives by claiming men and women are not emotions.

Houseplant · 2022-09-18T23:44:56+00:00

This is a roundabout way of asking “if a man has breast implants, long hair, and lip fillers, does he become a woman?”

It also scrapes up against “if lesbians are attracted to butch women they are actually attracted to men”

Same sex attraction is exactly what it says on the tin.

If I took an ape and waxed it, and very convincingly dressed it up as a blonde woman with huge breasts, would the ape be a woman?

Why would disguising anyone or an animal as a woman make them so?

Houseplant · 2021-05-19T08:34:04+00:00

behaviors and social roles align with what society labels as a "woman" — which does differ between cultures. I like to wear feminine clothing and makeup, I do things like cleaning and setting the table, I act pretty feminine, but not flamboyant, I have a lot of feminine mannerisms, etc. In Southern culture: cleaning and setting the table are seen as more womanly roles than they are up North, which is why I mention them.

So you’re a woman because you perform femininity as it’s prescribed by your culture? How is this not plain old sexism?

Houseplant · 2021-03-24T23:21:21+00:00

Parthenogenesis, duh.

Houseplant · 2021-02-25T09:08:28+00:00

Ah hell. Looks like I’ve got to take a long hard look at myself over my speciesism. I’d like to take this moment to sincerely apologise to the million literal suicides and murders and panic attacks in clownfish communities or households that occurred because of my comment. Fish👏🏻Are👏🏻Plants👏🏻Are👏🏻Fish

Houseplant · 2021-02-25T07:55:21+00:00

As if there’s such thing as a distinction between a clownfish and a houseplant. Words are human constructs and nothing observed in nature can be described because observations are bigotry for terfs.

Houseplant · 2021-02-24T20:46:31+00:00

Sort of hoping they will really commit to the foolishness and post a picture of a plucked chook, calling it a man because it’s bipedal and featherless.

Houseplant · 2021-02-01T08:28:06+00:00

I’m still here to demand the question.

HOW DOES BABBY FORMED?

Houseplant · 2022-06-22T02:16:32+00:00

Reddits self appointed thought crimes unit.

Houseplant · 2022-02-08T00:02:15+00:00

I’m sorry..what?

Houseplant · 2021-10-21T07:28:29+00:00

Tried identifying as left handed to sew..attached finger to seam. Now I identify as a sweater.

Houseplant · 2021-10-08T02:26:27+00:00

Everyone just wandered around with no idea that everyone’s bodies fell into one of two categories 99% of the time, humping each other and the trees, convinced babies could and would come out of literally anybody. Very noble savage flavoured.

Houseplant · 2021-08-25T20:01:42+00:00

You got a survey saying most women love your idea of making their toilets unisex? Which subreddit did you use as your model for the opinions of the worlds women? One populated almost exclusively by tra supporting men no doubt?

Houseplant · 2021-07-20T03:42:54+00:00

Where can we find out what the average women like?

I’m sure you’ll continue to tell us.

Houseplant · 2021-07-01T08:25:13+00:00

I’m imagining someone running past a park, totally starkers, and doing a handstand and a leg spread to the gods. Then I realised if a woman did that nobody at the park would have seen her vagina despite the efforts.

Houseplant · 2021-06-30T03:45:19+00:00

Wait are you suggesting the publication known for its fifty richest men in the world pieces isn’t where we should get our information about biology? What’s next!? The pharmacist isn’t really the best guy to get my investment advice from?

Houseplant · 2021-06-29T23:44:14+00:00

Yikes sweaty recognising the bee monarchy? Enjoy the wrong side of history. All bees are queens

Houseplant · 2021-06-29T23:35:24+00:00

Hey you’re so right! Who needs a uterus implanted when testicles can just produce ova and his wife can fertilise them with all her sperm. His wife could be a horse or a mushroom or a gnat because there’s no difference between animals. Bee sex is human sex.

Houseplant · 2021-06-29T23:23:49+00:00

Oh god I just realised Since sperm and ova are identical, at any point in time a woman could impregnate herself. You ovulate and release one egg and one sperm and bam, now you’re knocked up! Can’t wait for OP to show us all the pregnancies recorded that happen this way, or at least the guidelines for preventing impregnating yourself by accident.

Houseplant · 2021-06-29T23:15:10+00:00

There’s no difference between sperm and ova because a bee was made with two bee sperm. So naturally next week we will see pregnant natal males all over the place because their sperm is identical to an ova.

Houseplant · 2021-06-29T23:03:25+00:00

HOW DOES BABBY FORMED? HOW DOES WOMEN GET PRAGANANT?

Name the third gamete or quit pretending mushrooms and shit having different reproductive roles to mammals magically changes how humans have procreated for all history.

Houseplant · 2021-05-29T23:37:29+00:00

What about rainbow zebras? What about the fair folk? What about any other thing that doesn’t exist?

Redefining words to mean nothing is useless and stupid. Does the word green change meaning if I’m very insistent that green defines the colour pink?

Does a dog stop being a dog and start being scaly if I demand everyone who sees it call it a very good lizard?

Houseplant · 2021-05-19T09:10:58+00:00

Hilarious my man.

Houseplant · 2021-05-13T05:46:06+00:00

Says the one speaking for all disabled people. So, to be clear, nobody is allowed to point out illogical or unintelligent things you say because doing so is ableism? Or they can but only in the most detached and clinical possible way because casual terms are terrible abuse towards someone who might not even be disabled.

That’s Fuckin hilarious. Ok it’s ableism to disagree with me or for you personally to talk at me now.

Houseplant · 2021-05-07T07:35:04+00:00

Totally off topic but my gods we have a lot in common. I think you’d be fun to sew with.

Houseplant · 2021-05-05T06:01:40+00:00

For someone with no energy for this you spend a lot of time commenting shit at me. Yet again, block me if I’m physically hurting you with mean words or you’re unable to cope with the looming threat of me misgendering you.🙄

You weren’t attacked and you can’t frame my comments ITT like one without demonstrating that polite comments on a topic in an open forum constitutes an attack to you.

Grow up or go circlejerk it on Reddit with the rest of the TRA over how evil terfs scream at you via typing inthreads you don’t want them to type in.

*To call something, you need to say it before the response. Editing it in afterwards like this is not calling it. Good try though. Snark always covers up how you can’t refute what I’ve said because you just threw a dedicated little pissypants tantrum over me typing where you don’t want me to.

Clearly even you’ve realised you fucked up and could have just ignored a comment that wasn’t about you.

Houseplant · 2021-04-29T03:15:14+00:00

Sure, and I -knew- I could fly. Didn’t stop gravity from sending me directly down when I stepped off the banister. Nature doesn’t care what preschoolers “know”

Houseplant · 2021-04-27T04:41:10+00:00

Eh, better they use clownfish as their argument tools than using people with DSDs.

Houseplant · 2021-04-17T23:57:51+00:00

Lol why do humans need to include mushrooms when describing how humans sexually reproduce?

Why does male and female need to apply perfectly to all species for it to be accurate for humans?

Do you have a huge pressing issue with blood types since they do not account for mollusk blood? Why not? It’s the same problem.

Houseplant · 2021-04-01T07:24:41+00:00

Spot on.

Houseplant · 2021-04-01T05:13:50+00:00

The part where they’re males not women. That’s what they choose to ignore when telling us they’re perfectly safe to sit in our washrooms tweeting about how we should choke to death on their girldick.

Houseplant · 2021-04-01T00:55:29+00:00

I wanna see this thinking played out in court.

Your honour I couldn’t have stabbed the victim because knives aren’t real. You see according to 14th century philosophers, ‘murder’ ‘knives’ ‘death’ ‘the victims corpse’ aren’t even real. Who’s to say he’s even really dead? Death is just a construct :)

Houseplant · 2021-04-01T00:47:01+00:00

Give them a minute to get through your hundred reports first. Jfc.

Houseplant · 2021-03-24T22:37:19+00:00

I would be interested to see just how much of a female I really am, having so foolishly thought of myself as one because of being born with a uterus.

Maybe if I stop shaving my armpits or drop to 80lbs again I’ll get some sweet male privilege. Body hair and low body fat can change my sex after all

Houseplant · 2021-03-23T23:58:18+00:00

The new flair is the best and stupidest thing I’ve ever heard a male say in the sub.

We are responsible for this random males emotions, ability to keep himself alive, and protection from men who might hurt him. Also we’re stupid, racist ableist idiots who force people to suicide and better stop crossing his lines. If we’re so horrible and useless why does he put us in charge of whether or not he offs himself?

It’s so much effort when he could just say “I hate women and want to stop them doing anything I dislike” and move on.

Houseplant · 2021-02-14T21:14:48+00:00

Welp it must be true and also indicative of women being extra predatory. Pack away the stats we’ve got this anecdote.

Houseplant · 2021-02-11T08:52:25+00:00

Woops! Nobody is more oppressed than the trans! So evil of me to suggest a transgender person could do something wrong!! It’s the terrible gays that are phobic for not being hetero!

Houseplant · 2021-02-10T05:26:58+00:00

I forgot Nigel living as nigella for at least 12 months means literal incapacity for violence or perversion. My b.

Houseplant · 2021-02-04T05:51:30+00:00

No use putting your energy into chess when the other person is just throwing cards and gum on the board.

Houseplant · 2021-02-04T05:40:29+00:00

I’m amazed you have the tenacity and patience to bother with masks still. I’d rather eat a gallon of vomit.

Houseplant · 2021-01-24T22:42:40+00:00

From what I’ve seen nobody gets banned. There was the whole rape apologist scenario and he’s not banned. You cannot be more offensive that that was.

Houseplant · 2023-04-18T06:45:10+00:00

Nobody is doing that except for all the people who are but they are hand waved away as untrue Scotsmen. Just like all the sexcrimes that never happen, and the changes to language we chestfeeder-uterushaver-bleeders made up don’t exist.

There was no honesty behind the tra argument “nobody is saying xyz!!!” It was born as a dismissive lie to make naysayers shut up and will die as one.

Houseplant · 2022-11-16T07:53:35+00:00

T needs to be cut out of lgb like a cancer. There’s no room for an inherently homophobic stance at the gay club.

Houseplant · 2022-10-29T09:32:23+00:00

I am aware of the phrase, thanks for yet another unnecessary lecture though. My response was to your tone, which reeks of misplaced exasperation and the assumption that I am an idiot.

The glaring flaw is the strawmen I mentioned. Until you can respond to the points I made without devolving into a tirade of insults I’m going to ignore you again and assume you are here to scream into the wind as per usual.

Houseplant · 2022-09-26T04:57:19+00:00

Ah yes, being gay was always about the deviancy and edginess, because homosexuality is a choice you make to rebel. Have these kids considered writing for youth pastors? They’ve pretty much already got young Christian pamphlets in their tweets.

Houseplant · 2022-09-26T04:19:49+00:00

So this means gay, straight, bisexual, each have no distinct meaning whatsoever and no term exists to describe any healthy human sexual attraction whether it’s same sex, opposite sex, or both. No possible sexuality can be described by just one term by everyone, right? Cause someone might not like it if they don’t get to call themselves gay or whatever?

Let me ask you this, does this lack of definitions extend to dangerous paraphilias like pedophila? Why or why not?

I’m sure you’ll choose to not answer this like anything else I ask you because you may have to question your preferred assumptions but indulge me, please.

Houseplant · 2022-09-14T08:21:19+00:00

Listen my dude, it sucks right now but when you’re 20, you’ll be grateful for the ability to orgasm even if you’re being bullied now. The boys using girls as bully-shields who proceed to being surgically altered or beginning hormones early lose that.

Being mistreated doesn’t mean that you can invade the safe space of someone else. Those girls are not shields, and you cannot use them or their space just because it’s easier for you.

Besides, just ask tra, those boys in the girls rooms are apparently risking genocide by simply waking up, so using the girls space can’t logically be protecting them from any bullying.

Comparison is the biggest thief of joy. Stop focusing on how others find cop-outs or loopholes and let’s find solutions to the real issue here.

To say much of anything else seems abhorrent. Are we supposed to tell this boy that his jealousy should be fostered? That he should transition just to escape sexist bullying from other children? That’s sick. Adults owe children better than simple enabling.

Houseplant · 2022-06-10T06:34:13+00:00

Do you think we’re all squaring up and starting a fight or something?

Houseplant · 2022-03-07T04:41:49+00:00

Nothing. QT has had nothing left to debate for a while and there isn’t a tra theory that hasn’t been debunked.

You can’t make debate with a group that says debate is an attack.

Houseplant · 2022-01-04T23:18:59+00:00

Fleur, your optimism is so refreshing.

Houseplant · 2021-10-03T23:31:51+00:00

Hope you and yours are well!

We’re in lockdown number 7 or 8 now. 🙄 can’t get my vaccine earlier than November even though I’m calling the clinics in hopes of cancellations.

Making up some patterns for purses that look like little patchwork teacups. I hate seeing in zippers more than anything so trying to work in a flap.

I love bad jokes omg there’s gonna be so many!

A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and says, "A beer for me, and one for the giraffe, please." So they proceed to drink. Then: "...a shot for me and one for the giraffe, too" And they keep drinking all evening. Finally the giraffe passes out on the floor of the bar. The guy pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender shouts out, "Hey! You're not going to leave that lying on the floor, are you?" The guy replies "That's not a lion... it's a giraffe

an old gent passes away and is brought to the funeral home dressed in a gorgeous deep blue suit. His wife is discussing the funeral with the director, and the director mentions that he could be buried in the suit he is wearing now since it’s such a nice one. The mans wife insists he must be buried in a black suit however, and hands the man a large check to pay for one.

After a couple of days the funeral is held and the deceased’s wife thanks the director, mentioning how nice the black suit was considering how little time there was to get it. The director waves the remark away and gives the woman back her check. He says ‘madam, You wouldn’t believe my luck! Another fellow of the same size as your late husband was brought in wearing this exquisite black suit, and his widow didn’t mind what colour he was buried in. So, it was simply a matter of switching their heads.

Houseplant · 2021-08-31T08:14:03+00:00

He didn’t like our tone or how we poked holes in his shit arguments. Same as every qt or tra adjacent poster.

Houseplant · 2021-07-26T03:01:29+00:00

Busy woman indeed. Dunno where she finds the time

Houseplant · 2021-07-22T11:07:57+00:00

Making two dolls, Crystal Lil and Olympia Binewski from geek love. Not sure what I’m doing but so far there’s clay heads and wired skeletons.

Made a small unicorn cushion today, A terrarium the other day, have six needleworks of varying size and complexity on the go, and am really wishing I was allowed to have my adhd meds again lol. Also learned to loom weave! Been rocketing between activities and ideas too fast to do any of them.

Birthday next week, let my oldest nephew pick the cake so it’s a blue chocolate monster lol. He’s more excited about cake than any of the rest of us will be so idk, why not let him pick?

Bought a new to us car. Cute lil jeep. Love it.

Arthritis nodes in all the knuckles and my wrist. They’re gonna end up so gnarly lol.

Houseplant · 2021-07-12T10:57:53+00:00

Masks hates trans people as much as masks accuses us of hating them imo.

Houseplant · 2021-07-12T07:40:29+00:00

Big brain time: deliberately kill all your sperm, get your dick cut off, make YouTube money crying about infertility as if it wasn’t self inflicted. Yep, they’re a brilliant bunch.

Houseplant · 2021-07-12T04:11:58+00:00

Not just weird, literally entirely wrong. Might as well call herself a horse whisperer while she feeds birds.

Houseplant · 2021-07-10T01:58:43+00:00

Conversion “therapy” but make it woke.

Houseplant · 2021-07-07T22:15:01+00:00

What a surprise, masks making shit up.

Houseplant · 2021-07-01T21:46:48+00:00

The right to flirt and not be rejected lmfaooooo

Houseplant · 2021-06-30T06:20:14+00:00

DNA: gross fake acid that tells lies about me

My identity:pure unadulterated truth untouched by bias

Houseplant · 2021-06-30T06:15:14+00:00

Ha! They’ll never see a cent! They can’t prove those are my spores!!

Houseplant · 2021-06-30T06:08:41+00:00

Lmao I’d better be careful when I go out collecting oyster and saffron milk cap mushies then! I’d hate to ovulate sperm and accidentally impregnate a mycelium.

Houseplant · 2021-06-30T02:35:16+00:00

Since women don’t exist, transwomen can’t exist. So transwomen cannot possibly need rights or hormones or surgeries. Can’t get facial feminisation when there’s no such thing as a female. So I can call all transwomen men to their faces and it’s not rude or offensive because man isn’t a category or thing.

Redacted because mods aren’t allowed to endorse common sense without qt revolting.

Houseplant · 2021-06-30T00:00:41+00:00

University? No But there are some courses available through Instagram users where you can learn unsubstantiated theory and the delicate operation of proving your theory via calling people names and questioning their morals until they agree with you or become silent.

Houseplant · 2021-06-09T23:28:05+00:00

How can insults be real?

Houseplant · 2021-05-31T21:24:23+00:00

I did answer you. That’s what the no was. If you’d read here a little first you’d see that sex as a spectrum has been very clearly debunked multiple times.

The freaking out you’re imagining is simple exasperation with brand new users coming here, positing a bad idea like sex as a spectrum, acting like the question is brand new and not answered.

How about you read up AND go away lol

Houseplant · 2021-05-31T11:51:36+00:00

No.

Engage on your last almost identical thread before making another post with a question that has been answered as nauseum.

Houseplant · 2021-05-28T05:55:24+00:00

My god you’re tenacious

Houseplant · 2021-05-26T22:40:36+00:00

Oh wow you’re getting into some advanced lesbianism there.

Houseplant · 2021-05-26T09:57:17+00:00

Ahhh you! Making me snicker like a kid haha.

Hopefully this does open the stage up for others

Houseplant · 2021-05-26T09:28:18+00:00

Imo it’s less fair to mitigate the statements of detransitioners by having them immediately followed by pro trans people.

Belief in gender is high and extremely popular in America. It’s publicly unacceptable for huge swaths of people to speak against or even question the legitimacy of gender and transgender rhetoric. Detransitioners are an even smaller group, with more female members forced to share their tiny spotlight with males arguing the popular line that transition is healthy and good for people.

They may have been aiming for balance but in effect detrans people didn’t get the chance to speak alone and unopposed for once.

Houseplant · 2021-05-26T08:57:48+00:00

Imagine the shit fits are enormous right now, haha.

It frightens me to think how much power it would take to freely question tra publicly.

Houseplant · 2021-05-26T08:30:31+00:00

Oh don’t get me wrong they tried and there was clear effort to do this properly. The problem is more that there can be no discussion of transgender rhetoric without an obligatory piece stating it’s good and helpful and safe.

Even a long standing careerwoman with an established and respected reputation couldn’t provide detransitioners an opportunity to be heard and understood without tra worming in.

Houseplant · 2021-05-26T08:05:03+00:00

An attempt was made.

giving in and adding pro trans rhetoric really was shitting all over what would have been a great opportunity for detransitioners to speak. Instead everything they say is bookended by the usual party line.

Media needs to stop bowing to Twitter dipshits.

Houseplant · 2021-05-13T06:21:38+00:00

Nope. Never have been, never will be.

But for the sake of pedants, why are we supposed to treat people who are observed male at birth like they are women if they say they are/wear clothes deemed women’s clothes

Houseplant · 2021-05-13T05:36:39+00:00

Your example does not work in the slightest, since it’s actually people acting on ideas, and not ideas that are harmful.

You’re being ableist telling me how I can and can’t speak about terms used to describe my own disability. Maybe you could take a second off of being a self appointed champion that none of us want and listen when disabled people tell you things.

Houseplant · 2021-05-05T04:51:52+00:00

Like I get it, I hurt their feelings a while ago. They’re mad but jeez, stop imagining attacks and actually respond to the words.

Hilarious to see them jump immediately to sexism. I’d love to see the mental image they’ve made of us all, jumping up and down red-faced and screaming. I’d bet money the picture includes aprons, hair rollers, and at least one rolling pin like the old cartoons.

Houseplant