If lesbians like strap-ons then they can surely take my (lady) dick

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[–]ClassroomPast6178 20 insightful - 4 fun20 insightful - 3 fun21 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Hey fellow women, what do you think of my new invention: a rape belt!

You know, for raping lesbians!

Great huh!

[–]Houseplant 17 insightful - 7 fun17 insightful - 6 fun18 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Fellow women don’t you think raping women who said no to my cock would be a very fun and sexy time? They disagree with me so it’s good to rape them haha. I’ll rape you if you don’t laugh teehee.

[–]thoughtcriminal 15 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 2 fun16 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Sounds like sexual assault with extra steps.

[–]OuroborosTheory 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

CONSENT ACCIDENT with extra steps

[–]Haylstorm 12 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Seriously how have so many of these people missed the memo that rape is bad?

If she's 'transphobic' why do you even want to sleep with her? Cause I mean for me personally I don't want to fuck someone who hates me lol

[–]LyingSpirit472 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Seriously how have so many of these people missed the memo that rape is bad?

The Venn diagram between trans people and bitter incels using a cheat code to punish women for not giving them the sex they feel they're owed until someone gives them that sex may not be an exact circle, but it's pretty close.

[–]Haylstorm 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

It's just so creepy. No means no and you can't make the no identify as a yes.

[–]fuck_redditThou/Thee/Thy 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ah, but men can be women so no can be yes. If one can believe something so stupid as TWAW, then all manners of delusion and malice are possible.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I mean for me personally I don't want to fuck someone who hates me lol

Missing out on hate fucking.

[–]Adventurous_Ad6212 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Its transphobic to not let this stunning and brave individual use their female penis cover to fuck you. So just let it happen. dont resist and give in to them.

[–]iamonlyoneman 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Pornsick

[–]clownworlddropout 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

These people are insane... we need to bring back the "super" sexualities, we had some good traction there before they pulled the rug out from under us.

[–]Athelhilda4 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lesbian sex doesn’t usually involve a strap-on, so I’m pretty sure any lesbian would be suspicious about you bringing that to a hook-up out of nowhere.

[–]RedEyedWarriorThe Evil Cishomo 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

He doesn't have a vagina, and lesbians want vaginas.

[–]JasonCarswellSisyphus / Ouroboros 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Butt would he like to be flesh stabbed himself?

[–]Alienhunter糞大名 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It would literally be rape.

Although I do find it odd that lesbians would be down with dildos at all. But whatever I guess. I don't pretend to understand their sexual preferences.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Although I do find it odd that lesbians would be down with dido at all.

I have been told by at least one lesbian (so obviously this is a universal truth) that the penis is an absolutely superior sex toy to a dildo, but unfortunately it comes with a man attached. So I gather it's not the tool but the handyman.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

It makes sense, even a condom covered penis doesn't feel nearly as nice as one that's not.

[–]Musky༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ 🐈 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I don't like condoms either. Hey bby, whatcha doing tonight? 😘

[–]slavdude0 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

How the fuck would you put it on without other party noticing?

Considering how 95% of em looks like? It won't get into fucking stage. So you will be left with an useless strap-on. LMAO