"Why are these men so repulsed when I send them pictures of my mangina? Could it be because they are gay? No! It must be the transphobia!"

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-12T15:45:31+00:00

"Yeah, I heard you don't like dick... soooo... how about a dick that is kaput?"

Can I interest you in the thing you don't want but worse?

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-06T10:42:58+00:00

Watch out! He has painted his nails black! Now even the best gynecologist cannot tell his dick from a vagina!

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-03-07T21:05:32+00:00

Ah, the mythical trans woman/trans man who is literally indistinguishable from his/her biological counterpart even during sex. Rare as a unicorn. So rare a creature in fact, that up to now it has only been seen in condescending woke-cartoons.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-10-14T14:22:47+00:00

all of the mlm I’ve dated have been bi not gay, so I don’t have personal experience with your other questions.

Duh.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-08-08T13:05:47+00:00

"Hey baby, put your dick into my vagina but do it in a totally gay way!"

Whenever a TRA claims with a straight face that "PiV sex is absolutely gay sex" you know you have reached the point in the discussion where the wheels finally come off the logic wagon, slice through several bystanders and explode into giant fireballs, incinerating wagon, passengers, bystanders and the whole goddamn movement in one glorious blaze of stupidity.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-08T17:13:45+00:00

Doozy of a thread with the usual homophobic warbling by FTMs who just can't understand what this "same sex attraction"-thing is all about.

OP admitting that she sends the pictures first, even though (at least by now) she suspects most don't read her profile first: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/mgg7cw/what_am_i_doibg_wrong_on_grindr/gsstuc7/

Also: The utter surprise that gay hookup culture is phallocentric. (Honestly: The best thing about gay hookup culture is unapologetic phallocentrism. Though I suppose you'd disagree if you didn't have one.)

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-03-11T20:51:39+00:00

I guess your peanut butter has the right mouthfeel . . .

It's nothing like all those other peanut butters. Much chunkier. I make it with special nuts.

... I'll show myself out.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-10-14T14:17:55+00:00

It's 2021 and there are really people that believe that the gayest of gay sex takes the form of dick-in-pussy.

Dear. Fucking. Lord.

Plenty of gay men enjoy vaginas when they’re attached to dudes

Honey, no. If he "enjoys" vagina, he ain't exclusively into men. You can't divorce genitals from sex and sexual orientation, that's just not how humans are built.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-07-14T17:55:07+00:00

Oldie but Goldie.

Scroll down the article for a delightful picture of the trio. The article's title question is thus answered.

Spoiler alert: People are on average not attracted to men or women whose outward appearance alone already screams "insufferable, high-maintenance twat".

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-03-11T18:50:33+00:00

I mean... have you tried licking peanut butter? Oh... you have? ... But still... how can you say you don't like peanut butter? Have you tried to lick every peanut butter there is? ... No? See! You can't just dismiss every peanut butter out there, there are so many of them. Maybe there's that one special peanut butter somewhere that you'd like?

...

You really should try some of my peanut butter. It's delicious, I promise.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-05-08T07:52:50+00:00

"Hell hath no fury like a transwoman wanted by a bisexual man"

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-12T15:46:22+00:00

I think it's the creepiness that gives it that certain je-ne-sais-quoi.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-12-30T09:24:07+00:00

Expecting logical consistency in a piece that uses terms like "cisheteropatriarchy" unironically? You might be looking for a while...

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-03-19T14:40:01+00:00

That sub is like the gift that keeps on giving. Do they not hear themselves?

This response is also great: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaytransguys/comments/m7oliw/im_nervous_about_sex_because_i_havent_had_top/grfsqcx/

"Just keep your shirt on! Nobody's gonna notice!"

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-03-18T14:52:36+00:00

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaytransguys/comments/m6fuvt/first_date_with_a_cis_gay_guy_nervous_hell_think/gr7ifq1/

Translating from trans-speak: Original poster of the subthread catfished the guy with very flattering pictures or some such (or by not using pictures at all). Guy is polite on the date even though a woman showed up instead of the hunk he expected. He is obviously not interested in anything further and ghosts her after. Worst sin: when "confronted", he tells the truth.

Really. They always go surprised Pikachu face when it happens.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-12-31T07:42:59+00:00

"Better sleep with me or I'll call you names."

I'd say "fuck him", but in this case it's actually "don't fuck him".

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-12-12T07:23:50+00:00

Oh, fuck. The thing that never happens, happened? AGAIN?

Quick! Someone post this to r/asktransgender so that those people can reassure us that it didn't happen, because it never happens.

(Yeah, I'm gonna keep riding this joke.)

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-07-16T14:55:44+00:00

groans

Really. What kind of dewy-eyed simpleton, young or not, thinks that "2 months on T / pre-everything else" is the time to show up at a full-on gay sex party. I mean, seriously? A lot of gay men wouldn't want to go to such a party because of body image issues! These kind of parties are an acquired taste as it is and if you have issues with how you look (and gender dysphoria is probably the pinnacle of those), you better have the stomach to get rejected to your face or give them a wide berth otherwise. Even as a man!

Again, seriously? I just can't get over how naive these people are. 2 months on T? Testosterone may be a hell of a drug, but it's not miracle "manly man in 5 minutes"-juice. Whatever you are telling yourself, you look like a woman and you are running around bare-chested at a gay sex party. A party where gay men got together with the explicit intent to have sex with other men.

Honestly, it's fucking rude to show up there as a female born person, FTM or not. The fucking gall! This is the kind of stuff that peaked me. And the people there may not have been explicitly welcoming, but honestly, they should've shown her the door.

(This reminds me of that Dan Savage column where he ripped some straight person a new one who had complained that a female friend hadn't been allowed into a gay leather sex party.)

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-09-14T13:30:49+00:00

Ah yes. I'm betting 5 bucks on "pre-op, pre-T, but I am wearing a binder every three weeks for two minutes in front of the mirror, SO GAY PEEPS, WHY WON'T YOU DATE ME".

Looked it up: No pictures sadly. But a Supernatural-groupie... of course.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-07-11T19:02:19+00:00

The surprise and consternation when they step out of their moderator-enforced echo chambers and are suddenly confronted with people who will not indulge in those illusions. "What do you mean 'a piece of plastic is not the same as a penis?!?'"

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-06T10:41:40+00:00

TFW you try not to comment on someone's hilarious speech impediment, only to realize that the weird things he says are deliberate.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-10-26T15:46:17+00:00

I’d been talking with a gay guy who mentioned how he liked d**k and it made me feel insecure that he was even interested in me.

No shit, Sherlock! Gay man likes a penis, call the police!

Interestingly, a lot of transmascs I've encountered online say cis gay men were worse to them than cishet men ever were.

Maybe because "transmascs" aren't even pretending to be men and men generally won't treat you with kid gloves if they aren't interested in you?

since the only opression they get is homophobia (wich is easier to ignore if they're also cis and white)

Yup, totally easy to ignore.

Cis gay men are often hyper focused on cock so they don't see us as real men because their whole identity revolves around the genitals.

Ah, those filthy homosexuals with their love of cock!

I feel like cis gay men are all having fun in a club I’ll never be invited to

ding, ding, ding

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-07-04T20:02:09+00:00

He really needs to lay off the weed.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-05-11T14:25:19+00:00

Someone's really confused there. And what's with not wanting to disclose that they're trans when it comes to sex/dating? Do they think men are blind?

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-03-11T20:26:37+00:00

"Wait, what do you mean I can't do that?!? You are only supposed to enforce those rules against THEM!"

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-07-16T17:45:24+00:00

Honestly? I wouldn't be surprised if that actually happened.

"Unfortunately it has come to our attention that you advertised and organized a multi-person sexual event ("sex orgy") and limited the scope and number of prospective participating members in a manner not compliant with our code of conduct. It is our understanding that you restricted entry to persons of the male sex exclusively. Please justify your refusal to include female-bodied persons within three working days."

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-07-24T12:53:32+00:00

This was linked on r/Transgender. The comments:

"Pretty much spot on"
"I'm gonna bookmark this [...]"
"Scripture! Brilliant content!"

Linked article is a long, meandering essay that boils down to "No one is forcing anyone to date trans people, BUT..." and they love it.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-07-11T15:21:06+00:00

"But, but think about it! How can you be a man... if... now, hear me out... if you want to be penetrated by... another man. I mean... just... just think! Who gets penetrated by men? Huh? ... Yes, that's right! Women! So... so... if you want to be penetrated by a man... you must be... huh? huh? Yes, exactly! A woman!"

So progressive you suddenly sound like some nincompoop from the 1950s.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-06-12T12:55:26+00:00

"I'm totes gold star gay, honey! Never even touched a girl, I swear! Ew, vagina. Your puss... front hole's great though. So... manly? And your boobs - strike that, sorry - 'pecs' are great too. ... Now, can I do you missionary style? It will be totally gay, gold-star promise!"

Of all the things I thought this millennium would bring, "penis in vagina sex is completely gay sex between two men" definitely didn't make the list.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-10T20:10:45+00:00

"Previous research by Stonewall, which campaigns for ~~lesbian, gay, bi and~~ trans ~~equality~~, found [...]"

Fixed it.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-03-03T17:18:55+00:00

Oh yeah, that argument comes two replies down from there.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-01-06T12:23:40+00:00

"no one in my close circle of friends has said these exact words this week"

"And if they did, you misunderstood them. Even though they said they're serious... Anyways, genital preferences are transphobic. But I would never say that of course."

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-11-22T18:28:09+00:00

Oh? So, straight people who can't get any are queer too now? The incels are going to be so happy!

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-07-22T20:15:15+00:00

Ah, yes. Also with the gun gifs. They are winning hearts and minds over there again.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-12-19T16:44:32+00:00

1.6k comments, 400 quote tweets. <290 likes.

"Yes, police? ... Yes, I'd like to report a killing. ... No, no murder. It was justified."

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-12-05T13:26:24+00:00

Ah, yes. Getting the "f*g" tattoo is a true rite of passage for gay men... UwU

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-11-29T11:46:01+00:00

Of course the thing that never happens happened again in the comments: https://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/r3kv4l/cis_gay_men_please_read_this/hmeecwc/

It's a good thing this is a thing that never happens. Because otherwise I'd be worried about how often it happens.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-11-28T07:32:04+00:00

Yeah. If I want(ed) a dildo, I am ordering one off the bazillion internet shops out there. No need to have a clingy woman with ... issues... attached to it.

"phallos function exactly like cis penises!! except they can't get hard naturally, they don't produce lubrication, they don't have a glans, they don't twitch and react to stimuli like cis dicks do and they can't ejaculate... but you have to remember that TONS [0.0000000000000001%] of cis dudes out there have penises just like that!!!"

"And they have arm skin. And no visible veins. And an overall wrong surface texture. And grow hair in all the wrong places. And have no separation between shaft and glans. And look like fat meat rolls 99% of the time. And the other 1% are uncanny-valley at best. And those that do get hard fall apart after 10 years. If they don't succumb to infection before. ... Totally just like a real one, I tell you!"

Honestly: It's completely irresponsible to tell young impressionable people that they just need "the surgery" to physically be like the other sex. But that's what keeps happening. And people keep buying it.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-09-17T15:40:09+00:00

Oh yes, all those gay guys (totally gay, hon... dude, I swear) falling all over themselves to smash pussy. As long as there's a scraggly beard and butch mastectomy scars on the chest, it's completely gay to stick a dick into vagina and these men are absolutely not just telling you what you want to hear. 🙄

Also: Any bets on what percentage of sexual encounters claimed in those answers is fictional? 70%?

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-07-02T19:35:40+00:00

Threatening people with bodily harm for not sleeping with you? TRAs really do know how to win a debate!

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-12T17:37:11+00:00

I have similar feelings about FTMs who trot out their "T-penis". Yeah, no. If I'd ever stick my face in a pussy, I'd choose one that doesn't look like a friggin' rectal prolapse.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-12T15:47:10+00:00

Functional is good, attached to a non-creep even better!

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-12T11:46:49+00:00

I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that. And I am a gay man and very, very fond of dick.

The thread is a shit show, but even on a heavily modded TQ+ subreddit like AL, the truth sometimes still shows in the up- and downvotes.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-03-03T17:04:25+00:00

Finally someone reasoned the TRA arguments out to their bitter end.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-02-13T17:43:10+00:00

"Have you heard about our Lord and savior The Mangina?"

That's how this guy/ whatever sounds. It's too much even for AGM which tends to upvote every other TQ+-post to the high heavens.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-01-01T15:48:46+00:00

99% chance this is a troll. Too convenient that her BF doesn't seem to notice that there is only one hard-on involved in the sex, underwear or not.

Prepare for the "I told him and he is totally fine with - we are getting totes-gay-married next month!!!"-sequel in a few days.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-12-30T09:27:00+00:00

Only on the internet can you find idiots who think anyone in the real world won't laugh you out of the room if you say "but a vagina can be male!" or vice versa.

Sometimes I wonder if the problem with the internet is that people can't hear how absurd some things are if you'd say them out loud.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-11-26T22:19:43+00:00

Aww... I wanted to submit that under the title "Put the burn ward on alert - r/AGB was on fire!"

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2022-01-01T09:22:28+00:00

I'm assuming appreciate here means have sex with.

Of course it does. It always does. "Why does no one want to sleep with me!! I am glorious! GLO-RI-OUS!! Appreciate me! Desire me! Me! ME! MEE!!!"

There's a reason these people turn to attention whoring.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-12-05T15:49:27+00:00

Reality really has to be twisted into a pretzel by now, considering how often this thing that never happens, happens.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-10-17T12:19:48+00:00

Also Mrbig_boi: Meow... FtM Catboy

Glorious. But it's the men telling her that she doesn't pass that are the big meanies, not the fellow FTMs that blow smoke up her ass. (Also... note how she doesn't even claim that she dated "cis gay men", just "cis men".)

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-09-05T13:26:14+00:00

"snakelord"? You wish.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-07-11T16:14:22+00:00

Yeah, but if a man has sex with a buff hairy hyper masculine trans man how can you even tell their sex?!? Answer me that!

Checkmate homosexuals!

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-05-08T07:51:15+00:00

I honestly love it, when they try to make claims in that direction. Because then you can call them out for thinking that penis in vagina can ever be gay or lesbian sex. It exposes their argument for the fallacious drivel it is, because everybody - whether they admit it or not - grasps on an instinctual, visceral level that penis in vagina is never and can never be gay sex. Sometimes it helps to bring the discussion back to reality by painting a graphic picture in people's minds.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-24T16:08:33+00:00

More pearl-clutching and veiled homophobia than you'd see from a mormon housewife in the 2000s trying to make polite conversation.

"Oh... it has to be so difficult for you... well, I mean, two men... what with... I mean... wouldn't it be easier... no offense of course, but... I mean, you see with a woman... Have you tried it? I'm just saying, please, don't take this the wrong way... but there are quite masculine women, you know? ..."

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-11T16:20:04+00:00

Some of the TRAs on that thread are really dropping their homophobia-camouflage: https://imgur.com/a/lEyjg22 (https://www.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/moobem/am_i_being_transphobic_to_my_date/gu5ktce/)

"You say you can't help being same-sex attracted? That's what pedophiles say too!"

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-06T08:57:57+00:00

It's probably an almost harmless post in the grand scheme of trans things, but a few things still irk me:

a) The obvious 'please tell me gay guys will be interested anyway'-undertone.

b) Even though I am effectively a straight woman, I will refuse to date any straight man, because that would be 'invalidating'.

c) "But my chest isn't even that big!"

Also obligatory 'gay men are transphobic!'-replies in the thread.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-03-29T14:49:37+00:00

I have rarely read this much rubbish condensed into just two paragraphs. Congratulations?

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-03-18T11:54:44+00:00

Always with the "but it's a preference just like racial preferences". No, you idiots, it isn't. A black man, an asian man, a white man, a trans man: Only one of these people has a different sex than the others.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-03-03T14:53:07+00:00

Hardly surprising the hardcore homophobes parrot TRA talking points.

I mean: ["They are the same image"-meme]

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-11-22T15:49:49+00:00

IIRC there is a guy in there who literally claims that phalloplasty gives someone an actual penis.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-08-30T13:54:24+00:00

Definitely trans fiction.

But just on the off-chance it isn't, I'd hope he'll report back if his downstairs brain won't stand to attention when faced with vagina.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-11-27T21:09:25+00:00

Wut? Phalloplasty is a penis, which means that that trans man would have the genitals the person prefers.

The delusion is strong with this one.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-10-17T10:04:56+00:00

I know you’re not attracted to vaginas now can you stop saying it because it makes me want to gut myself alive.

I have nothing against homosexuals, but they don't have to shove it down our throats all the time, do they? - Same energy.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-09-25T14:33:30+00:00

If Brian Kinney gets any more woke, he'll finally jump the gap to the other side of the horseshoe.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-07-29T13:40:22+00:00

/r/askgaybros the boogeyman of trans land, reducing totally stable and not at all mentally ill people to tears since 1834: https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/ot6b90/ended_up_on_extremely_transphobic_subreddit/

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-07-11T15:22:51+00:00

Sometimes it fun to watch them go "He can't say that! He can't, can he?"

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-17T12:12:22+00:00

"Hey, hey, guy- ehr... girls! Is there an app for me to track that thing that I can't ever experience because I lack the organs that cause it?!?"

Invisible friends, invisible periods.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-12T08:40:41+00:00

It's the utter surprise when being confronted with a subreddit which is not carefully cleaned and purified of anything that might 'offend' current trans sensibilities.

Take /askgaymen for example: You are still allowed to say you wouldn't have sex with a trans man. You are even allowed to say that you would never have sex with a trans man. But you are not allowed to say anything that invalidates a trans man's identity or would imply that he isn't a real boy.

"I would never sleep with a trans man because I am exclusively same-sex attracted." => Begrudgingly tolerated, because they haven't figured out how to ban it yet

"I would never sleep with a trans man because I am gay." => Deleted/banhammered, because it implies FTMs are not men

And now these people, who have only visited subs that enforce this sophistry to the detriment of actual gay people, come into a sub where it is completely acceptable to say that you won't sleep with trans men because they are not men. Imagine the shock!

If you follow an argument on a sub thread long enough, you'll often see some variant of this exchange:

[Gay man]: "No, I am not going to sleep with a trans man, because he is not a biological man."

[TRA]: "So, what you are saying is that you don't think a trans man is a real man?" (translation: 'Haha, now I got you!')

[Gay man]: "Yes, that is exactly what I am saying."

[TRA]: surprised Pikachu face

They simply aren't equipped (anymore) to handle this. They are accustomed to having the other person banned if he or she says they don't really consider TWAW or TMAM to be statements of truth.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-04-06T20:10:22+00:00

I think even the blind would see that.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-03-29T16:12:36+00:00

I don't need to refute the ravings of lunatics.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-11-22T18:49:39+00:00

TBF that's bad, even for phalloplasty, but... GOOD GOD!

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-11-17T10:45:46+00:00

Note the actual in front of 'gay men'. So close to realizing it. So close.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-08-28T17:00:42+00:00

Did that happen in the askgaybros brigade where a bunch of straight people and handmaidens explain to gay men how their sexuality should work?

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2020-08-08T17:18:10+00:00

"No. No, they aren't. And thank god for that." - Things Lesbians And Gay Men Agree On 101

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-11-02T11:33:39+00:00

None.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-08-17T08:37:03+00:00

In 2021 it's strictly gay sex when you put a penis in a vagina.

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-08-08T07:22:23+00:00

In Rossiya 1’s Olympic coverage, members of the LGBT community have been referred to as “dirt”, “perverts” and “psychopaths”.

Ah, good ol' traditional homophobia. I'm getting nostalgic for the 90s. Oh... wait, that wouldn't have been allowed on the air in the 90s. 1960s?

ThrowMeAway2879 · 2021-08-02T10:00:04+00:00

TFW you actually found that gay unicorn who thinks he is into you, but then realize that means that he is absolutely not into vagina.

I mean, I don't think her boyfriend's a Kinsey-6, maybe a 5, but still: What's with the surprised Pickachu face? Isn't this an FMT's dream?

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