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[–]ThrowMeAway2879 10 insightful - 6 fun10 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

"I'm totes gold star gay, honey! Never even touched a girl, I swear! Ew, vagina. Your puss... front hole's great though. So... manly? And your boobs - strike that, sorry - 'pecs' are great too. ... Now, can I do you missionary style? It will be totally gay, gold-star promise!"

Of all the things I thought this millennium would bring, "penis in vagina sex is completely gay sex between two men" definitely didn't make the list.