Lesbian"It’s important to remember the feminine penis is very different than a man’s penis. A lot of the cis lesbians I’ve been with have been pleasantly surprised by the softness, texture, and yes the mouthfeel."

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[–]ThrowMeAway2879[S] 55 insightful - 5 fun55 insightful - 4 fun56 insightful - 5 fun -  (14 children)

I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that. And I am a gay man and very, very fond of dick.

The thread is a shit show, but even on a heavily modded TQ+ subreddit like AL, the truth sometimes still shows in the up- and downvotes.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 41 insightful - 9 fun41 insightful - 8 fun42 insightful - 9 fun -  (5 children)

"good post. I get pretty tired of checking out anything lesbian related and immediately being bombarded with endless discussion of "pussy" and so on. It's like they're trying to make a cult of vaginas. Utterly regressive, transphobic, and exhausting."

Oh, it's so regressive for gay women to love pussy. The most progressive thing is dick praising.

PS: I was quite surprised by the amount of downvotes. It means real lesbians are still looking at the sub, but cannot comment,

[–][deleted] 19 insightful - 2 fun19 insightful - 1 fun20 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

It's always really weird to me how these AGP dudes talk. Like, these are straight men. You'd think they'd love talking about pussy. But no, they wanna talk about dicks all the time. That one you quoted is actually upset that there's so much talk of pussy on a lesbian sub lol. This fetish has truly fried their brains. Only porn and narcissism remains.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 19 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 0 fun20 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Actually, hetero men seem often to care about their little buddy more than pussy. Wanting everything to focus on dick is very hetero male thing. Poor, poor women sleeping with men.

[–][deleted] 8 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 5 fun9 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

I dunno, I'm always sus of 'straight' men who say pussy is gross and/or would rather talk about dicks all the time.

[–]pacmanla 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

As a heterosexual male, you're are 100% correct. Any "straight" male saying "vaginas are gross" & would rather talk about penises, is definitely suspect.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Lol like. I highly doubt the straight dudes over on r/lesbians would describe discussions of pussy as 'regressive' or 'exhausting'.

[–]julesburm1891 36 insightful - 14 fun36 insightful - 13 fun37 insightful - 14 fun -  (2 children)

I don’t get how they think pushing shriveled, floppy dick is going to sway anyone. It’s the one thing grosser than a regular dick.

[–]ThrowMeAway2879[S] 28 insightful - 21 fun28 insightful - 20 fun29 insightful - 21 fun -  (1 child)

"Yeah, I heard you don't like dick... soooo... how about a dick that is kaput?"

Can I interest you in the thing you don't want but worse?

[–]julesburm1891 14 insightful - 9 fun14 insightful - 8 fun15 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

“The Civic is a nice car and all but I’m not interested. I only want to drive American-made.”

“Can I interest you in a Yugo?”

[–]ArthnoldManacatsaman🇬🇧🌳🟦 25 insightful - 2 fun25 insightful - 1 fun26 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that. And I am a gay man and very, very fond of dick.

I was going to comment exactly the same thing. Blech.

[–]ThrowMeAway2879[S] 17 insightful - 12 fun17 insightful - 11 fun18 insightful - 12 fun -  (0 children)

I think it's the creepiness that gives it that certain je-ne-sais-quoi.

[–]Elvira95Viva la figa 23 insightful - 4 fun23 insightful - 3 fun24 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I suppose gay men like the dick hard, not limp

[–]ThrowMeAway2879[S] 21 insightful - 5 fun21 insightful - 4 fun22 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Functional is good, attached to a non-creep even better!

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I read that.

Oh, so THAT'S what they must mean by "mouthfeel"!

Cuz, come to think of it, this creepy trans-ism doesn't actually say that the feeling mouths experience will be a good one, right?

Maybe we should start responding to this transbian assertion with, "yeah... the mouthfeel of food with a HAIR in it."