You know you've been visiting Saidit too much when _______

ID10T · 2023-07-11T02:52:01+00:00

You've ordered dozens of bone conduction headphones but none have been delivered yet.

ID10T · 2023-07-29T16:07:01+00:00

Sorry bud, I'm the biggest badass on this here internet.

ID10T · 2023-07-08T21:02:03+00:00

Lol everyone on that sub is a man now. Holy shit. Should call themselves actually not lesbians

ID10T · 2023-10-27T20:39:57+00:00

Welcome you hateful bigot. My pronouns are re/tard/tardself

ID10T · 2023-06-13T22:30:51+00:00

Haha good, they won't be able to Digg their way out of this hole.

ID10T · 2023-06-14T04:23:40+00:00

"Someone could be attracted to people so rarely that gay, straight, or bi are labels that don't really fit." We used to just call that "picky". But yeah sure now it's a sexuality.

ID10T · 2023-06-12T03:52:13+00:00

I'm trans and my children are gender non-conforming. Okay I'm sure they are.

ID10T · 2023-10-31T15:45:57+00:00

Your "doll" may have a full beard. Deal with it.

ID10T · 2023-09-29T15:42:25+00:00

Have you tried trans women?

ID10T · 2023-07-20T17:46:43+00:00

DICK TAPE! You dumb ass!

Actually duck tape is perfectly acceptable. It's original name was in fact duck tape.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape

ID10T · 2024-04-26T16:06:52+00:00

The two happiest days of a boat owner's life: the day you buy the boat, and the day you sell the boat.

BOAT is an acronym for Bring Over Another Thousand.

ID10T · 2024-04-26T14:38:09+00:00

Haha I guess she thought cops only arrested black people for breaking the law.

ID10T · 2024-01-19T20:35:22+00:00

Giants back then are just 5'11" manlets today.

ID10T · 2023-11-27T21:20:50+00:00

I think you meant to write r*tard

ID10T · 2023-11-21T17:19:04+00:00

That's why they called it "The Black Plague". Yuk yuk yuk. Ok I'll see myself out

ID10T · 2023-10-29T17:27:41+00:00

Could he BE any more vaccinated???

https://twitter.com/MatthewPerry/status/1396904059529961481

ID10T · 2023-10-20T05:07:26+00:00

Are you saying Huckabee Sanders grew some balls?

ID10T · 2023-09-08T17:04:09+00:00

These weirdos treat the stupid categories in their retarded sexual cinematic universe like Pokemon they are trying to collect.

ID10T · 2023-08-28T23:48:46+00:00

https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?si=Ihcq-vQ65M3ci7pX

ID10T · 2023-08-28T15:41:46+00:00

If you're on the internet asking random idiots whether or not you'd be a "simp" for dating a hot girl, definitely don't date her. Dodge that bullet for her 😂

ID10T · 2023-08-01T07:27:20+00:00

Autogynephilia is turf propaganda. Okay sure buddy.

ID10T · 2023-07-22T20:26:38+00:00

"Everybody who disagrees with me is a Nazi" now becoming "everybody who disagrees with me is white"?

ID10T · 2024-04-16T21:00:01+00:00

How many 🤡🤡🤡 like you fit in a VW beetle? You do realize that no one listens to you right?

ID10T · 2024-03-17T17:41:55+00:00

Today the ... spins wheel ... countryside is racist! Sees a landscape painting... Sieg heiling intensifies.

ID10T · 2024-01-18T14:11:20+00:00

5'11" manlet LMAO. Incels are fucking hilarious

ID10T · 2024-01-09T18:14:33+00:00

There's a shocking number of people who dig huge tunnels just for fun. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby_tunneling

ID10T · 2024-01-08T22:23:17+00:00

Woke now means libtard. Like anyone who unironically refers to "late-stage capitalism" is a Marxist, woke libtard. Like Marxism has just never been done right guys! It will definitely, certainly work this time! And totally won't go to shit killing millions of people like those other times! Source: trust me guys!

ID10T · 2023-11-22T21:25:27+00:00

Thanks! I literally just looked that up. I love a good logical fallacy.

ID10T · 2023-11-09T13:22:11+00:00

"You're being a white male!"

ID10T · 2023-11-08T17:32:57+00:00

The statistics are BS. San Francisco doesn’t report most of the crime that occurs. I used to love that city. I won’t go there any more. It’s gotten way worse than a few years ago. I saw whole blocks of shattered glass where every car on the street was broken into. And I’m used to ghettos. I lived in bad parts of NYC when they were really bad. The thing about SF is that it’s not just the danger. It’s fucking disgusting. There’s literally shit and drug paraphernalia everywhere. Dope sick junkies nodding out on fent or going apeshit on meth. Go there and tell me how wonderful it is. There’s a reason everybody is leaving including businesses.

ID10T · 2023-11-07T03:07:27+00:00

Tsk tsk, using the language of the cisheteronormative patriarchy. Don't you mean fellow persons? You just committed a misgendering of the highest order. You are a thought criminal. Straight to jail with ye!

ID10T · 2023-11-03T17:45:35+00:00

Lmao why is he misgendering cartoon characters?

ID10T · 2023-11-02T16:40:30+00:00

I hope they soon stop the cisheteronormative practice of misgendering my precious non-binary birds.

ID10T · 2023-10-24T17:37:10+00:00

Communism will definitely work "this time". It just has never been done right, but we know how to do it right now.

ID10T · 2023-10-13T14:49:14+00:00

Only 4 women entered the event. Lol make it zero women next year

ID10T · 2023-10-11T16:43:41+00:00

Weird, that approach always works for me. But then again I’m 6’4”, jacked, with a 180 point rack.

ID10T · 2023-10-11T08:51:38+00:00

I'm sure your mom isn't particularly fuckable, and yet here you are.

ID10T · 2023-10-09T03:46:09+00:00

Amazing that being a total piece of shit is so lucrative.

ID10T · 2023-10-07T21:51:09+00:00

Reminds me of this classic https://artafricamagazine.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/FUCKWHITEPEOPLE_IZIKO-1644-copy.jpg

ID10T · 2023-09-28T23:51:57+00:00

With lakes, yes, but the scale is so small that wind and other disturbances obscure the tidal effects.

https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/gltides.html

I'm not sure of a specific effect on large bodies of sand but there is the crustal tide, the raising and lowering of the ground as the moon orbits, basically the stretching effect on the globe

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_tide

ID10T · 2023-09-27T20:09:23+00:00

How much do they pay you on your troll farm? 😂😂😂

ID10T · 2023-09-26T03:48:20+00:00

Think again lol

ID10T · 2023-09-18T00:20:19+00:00

Oh no! This is a devastating blow to country music! 😂

ID10T · 2023-08-23T22:01:19+00:00

Well that tweet aged like milk 🥛🤢

ID10T · 2023-08-23T21:30:30+00:00

Lol who gave a ten year old a credit card and told them to get whatever they wanted?

ID10T · 2023-08-10T21:57:35+00:00

Awww man the comments on that post are almost unanimous telling him his girl is right. Lol

ID10T · 2023-08-07T03:18:24+00:00

Ok Hitler

ID10T · 2023-08-06T20:16:14+00:00

God forbid your repo has a "master" branch.

ID10T · 2023-08-04T21:47:32+00:00

You love to see it ❤️

ID10T · 2023-07-27T18:46:44+00:00

It's well known that if you do nothing but sit all day and move as little as possible you will feel amazing and healthy in your old age.

ID10T · 2023-07-09T02:55:46+00:00

Yeah San Francisco is great. So great I won't even go there any more. I always loved that city.

ID10T · 2023-07-07T21:24:08+00:00

Mosquitos carrying 5G! Yes that makes total sense!

ID10T · 2023-07-07T18:21:00+00:00

I love watching people try to eat this stuff.

ID10T · 2023-07-07T04:48:32+00:00

Dude looks exactly the same before and after. What was even done here?

ID10T · 2023-07-05T17:14:06+00:00

Not entirely accurate https://crosnerlegal.com/is-it-illegal-to-record-someone/

"The above law has noticeable loopholes. If both parties did not have a reasonable expectation to privacy, then all recordings are legal and admissible in court."

Also "When you record public officials or police, it is legal to record them if the recording is made within a public place."

ID10T · 2023-06-25T19:51:18+00:00

Me thinks thou doth protest too much

ID10T · 2023-06-16T04:08:27+00:00

Every woman I've ever fucked has been half retarded so I see no issue.

ID10T · 2023-06-14T21:34:21+00:00

There's two sane people commenting on that story that the homeless people mainly use the wifi at night to jerk off to porn in public. Lol bleeding hearts are like oh noes the poor neighbors experiencing unhousedness won't get to finish their online college courses at night.

I'm not indifferent. I've been extremely poor and even homeless myself. But I worked my ass off to get to a better place. And I know how many resources are available in CA if you want help.

ID10T · 2023-06-14T20:43:10+00:00

You can't. Lose some weight fatty

ID10T · 2023-05-24T15:13:49+00:00

ID10T · 2023-05-22T12:08:59+00:00

It's a great general guideline that applies to most people who aren't weightlifters. You know if your BMI is high because you are the Rock. If you aren't, yeah you're just fat.

ID10T · 2024-04-26T05:59:12+00:00

That is the answer. I never eat sweets. After a while too much sweetness just tastes sickly.

ID10T · 2024-04-21T19:26:52+00:00

ID10T · 2024-04-18T18:29:54+00:00

Only a pedophile would vote against this law.

ID10T · 2024-04-17T00:05:44+00:00

Wow, sorry I didn't realize I was talking to an actual retard.

ID10T · 2024-04-16T21:02:15+00:00

They got a huge increase in homelessness for their money apparently 🤡🤡🤡 Typical of a failed state.

ID10T · 2024-04-10T06:31:20+00:00

Talk about poor taste. Fin means "the end". Like what happened to her grandfather.

ID10T · 2024-04-05T05:43:42+00:00

This is kind of like one of those vice magazine articles where the dude covers his eyes and throws the dildo at the wall

https://youtu.be/Ia7fUQXskvA

ID10T · 2024-03-28T12:47:30+00:00

That's a pretty long winded way to tell us you're retarded.

ID10T · 2024-03-28T01:18:38+00:00

⬆️ Get a load of this 🤡 ⬆️

ID10T · 2024-03-19T07:07:08+00:00

Clowntard says what?

ID10T · 2024-03-15T12:25:48+00:00

Who peed in your corn flakes?

ID10T · 2024-03-15T12:15:43+00:00

We should fund more programs to stop systems of oppression man

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/bay-area-school-tried-woke-kindergarten-test-scores-dropped-more/ar-BB1hX7B8

ID10T · 2024-03-14T04:46:19+00:00

Welcome! I deleted a ten year reddit account last year. It’s much nicer here.

ID10T · 2024-03-12T15:35:56+00:00

Haha yeah it's called a park. Have fun!

ID10T · 2024-02-26T16:56:49+00:00

Howdy partner!

ID10T · 2024-02-18T06:49:26+00:00

🫃🏻

ID10T · 2024-02-13T17:24:38+00:00

"The woman". "she". This was a mentally deranged dude. Orwellian nonsense.

ID10T · 2024-01-31T21:24:39+00:00

That first sentence indicates the rest of the article can be ignored.

ID10T · 2024-01-28T16:19:49+00:00

They taste nasty too.

ID10T · 2024-01-26T07:03:26+00:00

Oh I should get my stats from Biden. Lol it's obvious you're wrong and have nothing but lies.

ID10T · 2024-01-26T05:42:31+00:00

FALSE

The PERCENTAGE deported under Biden is far smaller. The amount of illegal immigration is far larger.

It's difficult to find official records of illegal immigration because, being illegal, they aren't reported accurately. Most reports are based on arrests, but if you allow more and arrest less, well that figure doesn't tell a story.

This at least claims the total legal and illegal is far higher than ever.

https://cis.org/Report/October-2023-ForeignBorn-Share-Was-Highest-History

ID10T · 2024-01-24T16:48:20+00:00

And a few lines of ketamine...

ID10T · 2024-01-23T22:39:23+00:00

And this gem of an almost self-aware comment:

"A lot of doctors who specialize in trans medicine are sadistic. Unfortunately there aren't enough people who are willing to help us, and they have no trouble finding new patients to abuse."

ID10T · 2024-01-19T20:32:49+00:00

Doesn't he have some alien tit to suck down some green milk? He really debased himself on that last movie and ruined a cultural icon. Probably should shut up.

ID10T · 2024-01-16T06:14:54+00:00

I find this publication highly problematic. While it is laudable that they seek to reduce the promotion of "natural" child feeding practices as they will certainly lead to an uptick in vaccine hesitancy, I am quite appalled that that would use the antiquated and ostracizing term "breastfeeding". In an effort to be inclusive, and accepting of all gender expressions, we should use the appropriate term "chestfeeding", as certainly many AMAB women will desire to let the child suck on their hirsute teats.

ID10T · 2024-01-11T22:20:11+00:00

They have the barest understanding of the differences in sex at 3 c'mon. And if you are a biological male and think you feel like a female, you are mistaken because you are not a female and couldn't possibly know what it feels like. Just like if a child believed they were a cat they are mistaken. It should be treated as a mental illness unless in the minute cases of actually being intersex.

ID10T · 2024-01-09T08:02:57+00:00

You sound pretty woke.

ID10T · 2024-01-09T01:45:24+00:00

Sorry that's what woke means to everyone now. As with many words, it's meaning has changed. Just how the woke have changed the meaning of gender to be something other than sex. Nothing you can do about it. Accept it means how people now understand it and carry on.

ID10T · 2024-01-08T22:15:18+00:00

I have never heard anyone say that. Also these people being interviewed seem far from conservative. They are victims of the local governments lack of dealing with the symptoms of the homeless problem.

ID10T · 2024-01-08T18:14:02+00:00

Pretty sure it's cannon that Batman is a top and Robin is his bottom.

ID10T