Male masturbation may increase chances of having offspring, scientists say by Phooey in whatever

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Especially if you masturbate into a female vagina. By female I mean real XX chromosome female who looks and acts like a female, not fake plastic vagina females who have beards and blue hair.

The big second-hand sex toy debate: Is it uncouth to buy a used dildo? by Phooey in NotTheOnion

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Would you buy a used toothbrush? How about used floss? Used enema?

The majority of humans are disgusting.

Reddit to lay off about 5% of its workforce by Mr9to5 in MeanwhileOnReddit

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Oh No!!!1 Sell your shares in blue hair dye. They won't be able to afford it anymore.

Apple Introduces the Underwhelming Apple Vision Pro by hfxB0oyA in technology

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"Oh no, my e-wife has been ransomeware'd! Anyone want to lend mt 10BTC?"

"I 'married' the perfect man without 'baggage'- he's completely virtual" 🤖🫶👩 by Clown_Chan in funny

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Plot twist. He's cheating on her with another human female.

What Is Bone Conduction Headphones and What Are Their Advantages? by JC770 in technology

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Mayor Eric Adams floats idea of New Yorkers housing migrants in ‘private residences’ by P-38lightning in news

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I think it is time to start over...somewhere else.

Apple Introduces the Underwhelming Apple Vision Pro by hfxB0oyA in technology

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All they need to do is couple this with some hyper-real sex applications and hardware, driven by an erotic AI interface and the western world white population will approach zero.

Why raising the min wage proved to be a very bad thing. by Canbot in politics

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the cost of materials. When currency is devalued all the costs go up.

Also true.

Why raising the min wage proved to be a very bad thing. by Canbot in politics

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As wages increase, companies compenate by increasing product cost. It is the simplest equation.

Who suffers? People earning Minimum wage. Necessities become more expensive. People who are wealthy don't care if their grocery budget increases by 20%.

These stupid crusaders who believe that some day everyone will make a "living wage" have brain damage. They aren't 'finally getting corporate US to return wealth', they are forxing corporate US to replace them with kiosks and AI.

Boy Dies, Comes Back, Says Jesus Gave Him a Message for the World by CodyPhilips in Entertainment

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Sure he did.

John Kerry: Farmers Must Stop Growing Food to Meet ‘Net Zero’ Goals for ‘Emissions’ by Chipit in news

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Kerry is about as useful and relevant as a Blockbuster card.

Walmarts closing in Portland, but why? [video] by In-the-clouds in news

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There are actual records.

Why don’t kkkonservatives understand that it was my boyfriends fault I cheated on him? by Adventurous_Ad6212 in AskSaidIt

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Don't forget to tell him "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best", and take a break from the relationship to "find yourself" by having sex with as many random men as possible.

Walmarts closing in Portland, but why? [video] by In-the-clouds in news

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Jews owned the ships.

But is it enough? by Oyveygoyim in propaganda

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The title of this post, along with the attached image is everything that is wrong with this timeline.

Ex-Biden ‘Non-Binary’ Nuclear Official Sam Brinton To Be Placed In Men’s Jail Over Luggage Theft Charges: Report by [deleted] in news

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I can recall, from watching re-runs of MAS*H that transgenderism was considered a mental disorder to get you a section 8 discharge. Even during that time period (Korean War), Klinger wasn't convincing enough as a woman to get sent home.

Damn, we were so much smarter then.

Now, Klinger would be secretary of Treasury or something.

A list of black slave owners in the United States.... That's right, *black people* were also slave owners, according to this Wikipedia page.... by In-the-clouds in history

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Of course black people owned slaves. The entire world (every country, especially africa) had slaves. Slavery is still rampant in most places. Stop trying to blame white americans for this mess.

Walmarts closing in Portland, but why? [video] by In-the-clouds in news

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Did I say all slave owners are Jews? No, I did not. Go back, and re-read the handful of difficult words I posted.

9 out of 10 doctors agree by Musky in memes

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Wait...Then how am I supposed to make Potatoes Asselback?

Black Lives Matter is headed for INSOLVENCY after plunging $8.5M into the red - but founder Patrisse Cullors' brother was still paid $1.6M for 'security services' in 2022, while sister of board member earned $1.1M for 'consulting' by [deleted] in news

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Not to worry, the people who exploited black insecurities and preyed upon media-imposed white guilt will certainly find a high ranking place in some democratic cabinet

How Does Wireless Bluetooth Bone Conduction Headphones Work and Are They safe? by author-koga in technology

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You stick them up you fat hairy ugly asshole and turn them up. Then you take a staple gun and mutilate your genitals.

Walmarts closing in Portland, but why? [video] by In-the-clouds in news

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By your assertion, simply stating something m,akes it a fact.

I stated my facts, you have done absolutely nothing to disprove my assertions. Essentially, you fancy yourself as somewhat of an "intellectual". To bad you suck at it.

Walmarts closing in Portland, but why? [video] by In-the-clouds in news

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If only there was some way to electronically search for information.

Walmarts closing in Portland, but why? [video] by In-the-clouds in news

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"Being a Jew is not a race, but a religion"

You clearly have never met a Jewish person. This very statement would be perceived to be deadly antisemitic.

No jail time for axe-wielding black man who set Asian UC Berkeley students on fire with blowtorch by [deleted] in news

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He is not facing jail time because he is black and lives in califuckup. Try it. Go out and try to use a homemade flamethrower on someone...betchya go to jail.

New York City Is Sinking Due To Weight of Its Skyscrapers by iamonlyoneman in whatever

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Reminds me of the georgia congressman who speculated that Guam would tip over if too much weight was put on the land. Human mental devolution in action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5dkqUy7mUk

Arizona woman forced to take fatally disabled baby to full term after diagnosis, only for it to die after a mere 44hours by ZomFox in news

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wahhhhh.

Why is it so empowering to be in an open relationship. And why do conservatives have to be so bigoted not to approve of it? by Adventurous_Ad6212 in AskSaidIt

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What a fun way to call your wife a cum-guzzling mattress-toting gutter whore.

ChatGPT-funded robot powered by AI is already working as a security guard in the US and Europe by [deleted] in technology

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Can't wait for Ransomware attacks.

ChiCongo by Oyveygoyim in whatever

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I see Obama's homeland is flourishing under the loving embrace of liberalism.

Scotland Wind Turbines Relying on Diesel (00:58) by chottohen in videos

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If you assume every word that is spoken in any media is a lie, you would be terrifyingly close to the truth. I don't even trust media to tell me the current date and time. Global warming?

Walmarts closing in Portland, but why? [video] by In-the-clouds in news

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There has to be a reason. I mean, what could it be? They should have government meeting where transsexuals, minorities, homosexuals and angry feminists can all scream at each other about how they aren't progressive enough and maybe come up with a "reparation scheme" for blacks.

Not native americans, not asians, nope. Just blacks. Literally not any other group of people who have ever been marginalized. Just blacks. Blacks all day every day. Blacks.

The US only landed about 4% of all African slaves, which were sold by African Blacks to Jews. But, hey, let's all blame white people for every fucking discomfort anyone has ever experienced.

Fucking so sick of this shit.

Swooping seagulls steal drugs, get stoned: ‘Turns them into psycho gulls’ by Phooey in NotTheOnion

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Move over "Cocaine Bear"

Dems kill amendment to prevent sex offenders from living near daycares by [deleted] in politics

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Dems would never endanger a child. </s>

I enjoy hearing about all the ways white christcucks are offended and dishonored by [deleted] in MeanwhileOnVoat

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Like I post4ed before. I am not a religious person, I just find humor in your desperate attempts to get attention. I would rather die alone, in the dark, than anywhere near scum like you.

I enjoy hearing about all the ways white christcucks are offended and dishonored by [deleted] in MeanwhileOnVoat

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It's your world to, you obese pile of filth.

I like how christcucks enjoy showing their false god getting his ass kicked in their movies, but they always try to make the Romans look cucked like them. Rome lived for war, and this is work in the hot son. The soldiers were most likely pissed they had to do manual labor that day than anything. by [deleted] in Movies

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oh look, another "christcuck" post. You were more productive when you spent all your time trying to perform auto-fellatio...If only you had that extra inch or two!

Men can get pregnant and WOMEN can have a penis: The woke sex ed taught in British schools - Two-thirds of kids say they were taught that sex was 'assigned' to them at birth by Phooey in WorldNews

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Goddamn pesky chromosomes, always confusing the medical staff.

"Congratulations!!!! You have a bub...human. You won't know what gender this baby is until after you groom it to be what you want."

Lady Gaga Pees In Dressing Room’s Trash Cans! She Once Recalled Being N*ked & Said, "It Was My Bow & My N*kedness" by Phooey in NotTheOnion

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"Help me please! I am sliding into irrelevancy. Please validate me with your attention!!!"

Kathy Hochul complains New York 'bursting at the seams' with illegal immigrants by Phooey in politics

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She is too busy banning gas stoves.

I enjoy hearing about all the ways white christcucks are offended and dishonored by [deleted] in MeanwhileOnVoat

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I see a lot of anti-christian posts lately...almost as if it is a planned event. I am not a religious person, but anyone who uses the word "cuck" anymore probably needed to spend a little more time at mommy's teat as a baby.

World Health Organisation faces backlash over guidance for schools saying children aged four and under should 'ask questions about sexuality' and 'explore gender identities' by Phooey in propaganda

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The endgame is to fuck kids. It is always about fucking kids.

Biden calls white supremacy 'poison,' 'most dangerous terrorist threat' in commencement speech at nigger university by Oyveygoyim in politics

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"get whitey"

From crime and homelessness to schizophrenia and suicide: Mothers share how pot stole their sons by thatrightwinger in politics

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Reality: Kids dying of fentanyl overdoses at an unprecedented rate

Media: OMG Mary-Jane will kill your babies!!!!

As Chicago Crime Wave Soars, Police Advise Business Owners to Install Bulletproof Glass by Oyveygoyim in news

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das racis'

What Is Bone Conduction Headphones and Can They Damage Your Hearing? by author-simmons in technology

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Its funny becuase Bone Conduction Headphones are like Bone Conduction Headphones that treat Bone Conduction Headphones like some kind of Bone Conduction Headphones that will Bone Conduction Headphones anything.

Are bone conduction headphones good for your ears? by author-simmons in technology

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Maybe you should buy some anus conducting speakers.

Biden cheat sheet shows he had advance knowledge of journalist’s question by [deleted] in politics

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Dude can hide his own Easter eggs.

This is what 12 months of hormone replacement therapy can do isn't it amazing by popcorn in whatever

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I am not complaining. As long as they stay butt-ugly I will never mistake them as female.

Tucker Carlson’s vulgar language in texts contributed to Fox News firing – report by ActuallyNot in news

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ohhh-kay.

'Indiana Jones 5' will feature a de-aged Harrison Ford for the first 25 minutes by [deleted] in Movies

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Ford is a jew.

Arkansas dad is arrested for piercing son's ear in state where body art is banned on children under 16 regardless of parental consent - as viral arrest video shows FIVE cops barging into family home by Phooey in WorldNews

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Setting: Cops theme plays, "Cops is produces with the cooperation of them men and women in high government positions"

we are introduced to Sergent Vandersmelt, in his police cruiser. He speaks as he drives. "I grew up in these parts, and...ever since I was a kid, I wanted to help out my community"...

The patrol car idles by three black youths viciously stomping a grade-school aged white girl and taunting her with racist insults. Sergent Vandersmelt watches and nods. "There's lotsa kids playing out here, and I need to keep them safe". He drives by without stopping.

The police car then rolls down what was once a suburban block, but now is filled with boarded homes, overgrown lawns, and strewn with trash. A group of black men with bandannas are in a heated gunfire exchange with a group of Central American cartel members. Windows shatter, fire burns through some of the houses. Local residents hid in terror. "Having grown up around here I know a lot of these kids. They are good kids, who just need some guidance." He waves toward a youth spraying bullets in all directions from a compact 9mm semi-auto weapon, held sideways. "That's P-Dinkie, As part of the 'Black and Blue' program we have here, I have been helping him get his GED, so that he can better serve his customer base. He is a businessman". He tries to wave to the youth, but cannot draw his attention away from the gunfight. The cruiser continues down the block.

"I go home at night with a good feeling, like I make a difference" Vandersmelt continues. Through the side window, on the sidewalk, three transexuals hold a child on the ground. One of them men pulls a large knife and severs the child's genitals and waves the bloody trophy in the air, screaming in victory as he is showered with its blood. Vandersmelt shakes his head in amusement. "We have had to change our tactics on the street. We have had to really look at what actually is a crime."

...The police radio interrupts his thoughts "Unit 33, we have a 10-16 Red. I repeat, we have a 10-16 Red.". Vandersmelt flips on the siren, and speeds away. He explains, "We have a big problem, apparently some parent is mutilating their child". The police cruiser speeds down the post apocalyptic landscape, and screeches to a stop at a small well-kept suburban home. Seven police cruisers with lights flashing, and a swat team are already assembled on the lawn. Vandersmelt jumps from the police cruiser and jogs all the way to the front door. This brief jog leaves the Sergeant completely out of breath, and he doubles over on the porch for a few minutes to regain composure.

"We gotta take this (explicit language) out!" he yells between breaths. He motions to a crew of large muscular men in full ballistic tactical gear, and immense wooden clubs. Even though it is dusk, them men all wear tinted visors. They eagerly line up with their fingers poised above the triggers of their assault rifles.

Rather than ring the bell to alert their presence, they noisily walk around the premises, radios cackling, and shine flashlights into all the windows of the house. Police dogs howl anxiously from a nearby van. The large light from the camera man illuminates the entire area. They

"On three!" Yells Vandersmelt.

The police shatter the wooden entry, and the cameras shakily follow the seven officers into the house. A young boy, playing on a video console is tackled to the ground, his face slammed onto the floor. "I said GETDOWNONTHEFLOORNOWMOTHER(EXPLICIT)!!!!!!GETDOWN!!!!GETDOWN!!!!!". In the other room a small Cocker Spaniel is killed in the crossfire of nearly sixty rounds of assualt grade ordinance fired from four officers who have it pinned in their rifle scopes. Even though the small animal is now just a bloody smear on the hardwoord floor, three officers stand above it, keeping their muzzles inches from the carcass, just to make sure it doesn't try to kill them again. They continue to scream at the small bloodstain repeatedly, "STAYDOWNONTHEFLOOR!!!!!!!"

One officer drags a groggy man from a bedroom. "GETDOWNONTHEFLOOR!!!!!!". Before he can react, the man is hit with a projectile taser and clubbed to the floor. He places his hands behind his head in surrender and lays on his stomach. The police continue to scream "GETTHE(EXPLICIT)DOWN ON THE FLOOR. GETDOWNONTHEFLOOR!!!!" He is, again, beaten with clubs. The man yells back "I am down, I am not moving!, I am down!!!!". The man on the floor then has his head held still by an officer, so a steady stream of tear gas can be sprayed into his eyes. "GETDOWNONTHEFLOOR!!!!!". The man screams and tries to turn away from the macing." This is taken as a sign of resitance and the officers deliver another round of clubbing.

Sergeant Vandersmelt tells the other police to back up. They obey and leave a celar space for the sergeant. He approcahes the man, and tases him again. "GETDOWNONTHEFLOOR!!!!" he screams and begins to furiously beat the man on the ground. The man begins to bleed from his ears and goes into convusions. The boy, head still pinned under a tactical boot screams to let the man go. "GETDOWNONTHEFLOOR!!!!", yessl Vandersmelt. He instruct the other officers to mace the boy.

The scene jumps to a winded sergeant Vandersmelt out by his police car. Sweat beads on his plump face. An unrecognizable bloody mess of a man is slumped in the back seat of the patrol car. Vandersmelt rests his hand casually on the club slung on his belt. "At the end of the day, justice was served." He says proudly. He nods angrily to the back seat. "This 'parent' decided it was just fine to perform a forbidden surgical procedure on his son, and is now going to learn about the laws against home ear piercing."

The scene closes and blurs as we watch the triumphant Sergeant drive away. Cops theme plays.

School bullies carve SWASTIKA into skin of Las Vegas Jewish boy with autism by Phooey in WorldNews

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It's not a swastika, it is the Azov symbol.

Good shows for a 10-13 yr old with no representation/LGBT+ stuff. by MalusDeathblade in AskSaidIt

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Play chess.

Daycare center workers are suspended after tying two-year-old boy to his chair because he 'wasn't sitting still' during a birthday party by [deleted] in whatever

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They would have been fine chopping of his genitals, or dressing him up in bondage gear. Get with the times!

Washington To Allow Children to Be Legally Taken From Parents If They Don’t Consent to Gender Transition by WoodyWoodPecker in politics

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They won't be happy till they are fucking your kids. This is the end game.

What CAN you do at 14? by Canbot in politics

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wow.

A Black Woman Lost More Than Half Her Blood And Almost Died As A Result Of Florida’s New Abortion Ban by ActuallyNot in politics

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The practices of hiring less qualified people, based on skin color. The practices of admitting college students based solely on skin color and ethnic background. The promotion of open sexual deviancy, especially in children, in the name of diversity and acceptance. The squandering of tax dollars to make people with entitlement issues feel 'better'. The local media pandering to violent subcultures through purposeful censorship of relevant details. The acceptance of blatant violence and vandalism as 'peaceful'. The manipulation of statistics. The list goes on ad nauseum. You are poignantly aware of these things, but you probably believe that they are 'helping', so it's okay to lie cheat and steal if it may somehow try to fix things.

First Prostate Milk Dairy Opens In Los Angeles by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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This is satire. The writing is deplorable, and it isn't even remotely humorous.

Ron Desantis is retaliating against covid whistleblower Rebekah Jones by kidnapping her son by [deleted] in politics

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It is because you use your words, like steamrollers of death, to crush the small genuine glimmers of hope you see in people. You are the banner carrier for the seven riders of apocalypse; your childish eagerness spread like a twisted grin across your face as you ride. Small children screaming under the churning hooves your evil-spawned horse. Your eyes, shining with lust, through the red mist of innocent blood. Drunk on bitter contempt for anyone not like you, you have sacrificed your last shred of humanity for the satanic campaign of loathing you serve.

Ron Desantis is retaliating against covid whistleblower Rebekah Jones by kidnapping her son by [deleted] in politics

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Yes, let the hate flow through you.

A Black Woman Lost More Than Half Her Blood And Almost Died As A Result Of Florida’s New Abortion Ban by ActuallyNot in politics

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As I have been told by countless alt-leftists "If you don't like the liberal policies, You can always move".

I stopped taking the pill — now I’m gay by [deleted] in whatever

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"I didn't get enough attention as a slut, so now I am trying a different technique..."

Lauren Boebert accused of covering up crash caused by her son, 18, that left his friend, 19, with multiple concussions and hand injuries while they had Xanax and marijuana in their car by [deleted] in corruption

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Hand injuries?

Oh. No.

They didn't happen to find a laptop with graphic details of him committing egregious felonies? How about questionably aged hookers? How about rampant crack use? Huh.

Ron Desantis is retaliating against covid whistleblower Rebekah Jones by kidnapping her son by [deleted] in politics

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Chronologically, I found the original post humorous because it was completely acceptable to hold the view that anyone who didn't agree with the left narrative should be imprisoned in vaccine camps, or jailed for disagreeing with letting rioters burn down cities in the name of "peaceful protest".

You will note that my laughter; which admittedly, spanned more than a phone screen width, came prior to your cold blooded weaponized verbal assault on my family's safety. Your sociopathic attempt to instill fear into me was a brazen attack on not just me, but anyone who loves freedom and free speech. Anonymity has turned you in to an icy-hearted, uncontrolled, hate machine. You spew your extremist left views like some kind of Neo-Khmer Rouge in an attempt to subjugate, marginalize, and sociopolitically suffocate anyone who is not like you.

Ron Desantis is retaliating against covid whistleblower Rebekah Jones by kidnapping her son by [deleted] in politics

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You had better hope that I don't get upset by random internet comments and decide it's okay to take it out on your kids. Because apparently that's behaviour you can excuse and tolerate

....and you make poorly veiled threats against people's children.

Why don't schools teach students a trade instead of gender theory and trans black femme bigender afro-futurist deconstructionist radical anticolonialist feminism? by sneako in AskSaidIt

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It comes down to the left not wanting kids to know how to do anything other than masturbate with their hands.

If you're Boycotting BudLite why not boycott the entire peoduct line? Here they all are by chottohen in whatever

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Luckily there are thousands of micro beers available (at least in the US), and I don't have to drink overprocessed swill.

Ron Desantis is retaliating against covid whistleblower Rebekah Jones by kidnapping her son by [deleted] in politics

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"behaviour"

Tells me all I need to know about you.

Trump the Fool is jumping on the defund bandwagon. It appears Gaia still has me give him all of his policy ideas. Trololol. GAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! by [deleted] in whatever

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You are invited, but you will be disappointed. I am going to go chop down some trees with a rusty axe.

I hate white women by sneako in whatever

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ok. cool.

Ron Desantis is retaliating against covid whistleblower Rebekah Jones by kidnapping her son by [deleted] in politics

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I love it when the left cherry picks stupidity to try to prove something.

Remember when people opposed to the vaccine were to be imprisoned, enslaved, and the left wanted to laugh while they died? Remember when the left promoted the strictest measures on hate speech, including monitoring chats for hate memes? I do.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trump the Fool is jumping on the defund bandwagon. It appears Gaia still has me give him all of his policy ideas. Trololol. GAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! by [deleted] in whatever

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gaia? more like ghaya, amiright?

German chick with a basket of eggs by Musky in whatever

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Being aware of the human body and how it functions doesn't corrupt. Fucking thirty guys before your thirteenth birthday does.

Ramadan Bombathon 2023 by WoodyWoodPecker in politics

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It sucks, and it is sad...but I do take a secret pleasure in watching how mindlessly rabid some muslims get when there is even a hint of resistance to their sharia takeover. Own a dog = you die infidel! Your wife doesn't wear a full-body trash bag? = you die infidel! You were raped by a gang of filthy muslims = you dishonored the family = you die!!!!

Dad asks what is 'obscene language' after son is suspended from school by [deleted] in whatever

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AFAIK: Tea bagging is a prank perfromed on someone by repeatedly smacking their face/foerhead with one's scrotum. I wouldn't cal it a sex act, no more than a wet willie, nippple twister (purple nurple), indian brush burn, crotch-slap, mooning, bat-wing, or a wedgie.

In video gaming, no one is really stating, "I have slain you, and to further exercise my power, we will engage in the most pleasurable of sex acts...the teabag".

German chick with a basket of eggs by Musky in whatever

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Can we get back here? Seriously, can we somehow reclaim innocence?

Ask a thousand heterosexual men (with actual functioning penises, and x/y chromosomes) who they would prefer as a lifetime partner: This German girl, or your typical instagram slut, in a disgusting mess of a bedroom, twerking embarrassingly. Betchya I can guess who they prefer.

The 19 US states where you can still marry your cousin - despite the risk of children suffering genetic defects by [deleted] in TIL

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It was something my sister said to me the other day. She said "I wouldn't have married you if I knew you were a pedophile."

I said "Whoa! Pedophile? Isn't that a pretty big word for a ten year old?"

Mind-blowing' numbers of Paralympians are FAKING the severity of their disabilities to make them look worse than they really are so they can win medals, athletes and officials claim by [deleted] in WorldNews

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Outside of the athletes themselves, and their direct family (the only spectators), no one really cares. I can just 'identify' as a disabled black lesbian and kick some serious ass.

Filthy equipment found at Indian eye drops factory linked to US deaths by [deleted] in WorldNews

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Filthy conditions in India??? Impossible!

The Ganges is so clean you can drink directly from it.

Chicago South Side residents say they’re being displaced by Obama Center: Causing ‘harm to Black families’ by [deleted] in news

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"Sorry black folks. You were super convenient to manipulate during the 2012 election, but we have bigger, gayer, and more sexually deviant people to exploit now. Move along untouchable scum!

Zimousine by zimousine in Europe

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Next time I am in Egypt...(which will be NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER), I will be sure to look up this shitty company.

Perv hid in woman's house with handcuffs and blindfold for 6 hours before attack by [deleted] in whatever

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I would be terrified to be attacked by black yoda.

I was shocked to discover the woman I am dating is transgender by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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I was shocked. After she slept over, I noticed that she had left the toilet seat up. I confronted her, and I couldn't tell if she was smiling, or nervous, behind her mustache. The date was going great, I had recently hurt my ankle, and she easily carried me up the twelve flights of stairs to my apartment. Super considerate! I really need to stop drinking so much. I woke up with a horrible taste in my mouth, and my anus hurts like hell!

Vegan extremists attack Pennsylvania goat snuggling farm for 'exploitation' by [deleted] in NotTheOnion

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Fuck these filthy. hairy, skanky, crusaders. They don't have the balls to tackle anything bigger than goat hugging. For fuck's sake, go take a shower you body odor is more cruel to animals than anything else.

Q: Are there any real people here on SaidIt? by EddieC in whatever

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Yes, as an AI language modeling expert I can...

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the Latest Trends in Kitchen Cabinets and Dining Furniture | GWGOutlet by GWGOutlet in quotes

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You put a real phone number here?

Do you have battletoads?

Male powerlifter protests Canada's woke gender self-ID laws by saying he's a woman, then entering female contest and smashing bench press record by [deleted] in WorldNews

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The comedy writes itself. We don't need AI, just watch the freaks. Eventually it will be all men.

Any woman who supports trans rights might want to kiss their beloved feminism status goodbye!

French woman faces trial, €12,000 fine for 'insulting' Macron on Facebook by Drewski in censorship

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I guess it is time to storm that Bastille...again.

A Wayne State University (WSU) professor was suspended with pay after writing on Facebook that it is more “admirable” to kill a right-wing speaker than it is to shout them down on a college campus by [deleted] in politics

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Maybe he should be really suspended.

I recommend rope.

USA Today Again Picks Biological Man As 'Woman Of The Year' by hfxB0oyA in news

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I am a transgender woman who was identified as male at birth who crossdresses as a man.

If I walked up to you and slapped yo gurl's ass wyd? by sneako in AskSaidIt

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I would wonder what you were doing in my crawlspace.

I am selling my dog for meat purposes by sneako in whatever

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I am meeting my dog for the purpose of purteance.